Is anybody looking forward to Marvel's Spider-Man:

not really. But this placed is filled with teenagers who will be spamming discussion threads on day one.

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>>84500110
not my Peter Parker

Marvel literally made Sony's movie for them. It's Pascal's emails incarnate. I'm almost convinced the only creative input was the inclusion of Iron Man for advertisement purposes.

Its shocking how little buzz there is for the second most iconic superhero...

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>looking forward to Amy Pascal's emails in flick form
Nope.

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> my friends call me mj
> peter's crush is the daugher of michael keaton
> tony marrying pepper pots
> vulture and shocker chilling in the raft

>>84500241
Tobey isn't exactly a great "Peter Parker" but he is amazing in these movies.

>>84500110
Yes.

>>84500110
Fuck this shitshow. Me and my family plan on seeing Planet of the Apes.

>>84500473
3rd reboot in 20 years, a symbol of everything that is wrong with the film industry

>>84500530
>the two jews to the left
oy vey

>>84500530
>americans
>had to get a brit in once again to make them look good

the STATE

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>>84500530
>human bondage

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>>84500241
Tom>Tugboat

>>84500110
Not really. I'm getting tired of all the remakes and reboots and capeshit.

>>84501691
It's "Of Human Bondage" you uneducated pissbaby.

>>84500110
yes, but ironically

>>84501520
My brother. I'm gonna go watch some good Apekino too.

>>84501711
There's gay, and then there's the level of gay where you slip into a coma when your around women.

Will Homecoming be the dawn of manlet kino?

Iron Man doesn't count since they make RDJ look taller.

Tom is so fucking hot, damn

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>>84503146
amen

>>84500110
dat ass

>>84503146
>>84503341
>>84503315
women and gays

>>84503390
can confirm. sauce: faggot

>>84500110

*sucking sound from spidersuit*

'Say, is this some kind of Spiderman homecoming?'

D-d-d-d-dropped!

>>84500110
Isn't that kid an actual homo btw?

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>>84500110
Did his daddy give it to him?

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Don't do it Peter.

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>>84503495
I think it's confirmed he's into being beaten

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>this is MJ

>>84503655
She just gets hotter and hotter! How is this possible?

why would Peter ever choose
>>84504361
over
>>84503655
?

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>>84502099
He's really chatty, smiley, happy, camp and then this...
It's like when he got drunk and asked people on Instagram to come meet up with him at a pub and only girls showed up, he looked fucking suicidal

>>84506839
I don't understand how people find this guy attractive, he's hideous.

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>>84503146
Ridiculously hot, I don't know how he does it.

>>84506839
So is he gay or not?

Hes not gay, so shut up you goddamn homosexuals

>>84501607

actualy it's the 2nd reboot. i don't think you can call the first movie sereis a "reboot" but yeah obviously Sony is desperate for a hit and they don't care if they ruin their best asset in the process.

>>84506923
>>84506932
I mean, he literally has a boyfriend. A cute one, even.

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>>84506884
He's gorgeous but that's the worst, most bizarre picture of him I've ever seen. Looks like a different person.

>>84506932
Normally gay is just a meme but he's literally living with his best guy friend and they act pretty fucking gay.

>>84501767

not a shock most of the people on /tv/ these days are 16 year old /pol/tards

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>>84507041
The cutest one

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>>84507106
They even went to a little romantic, cute bed and breakfast for a week at Christmas for fucks sake.
http://spideycentral.tumblr.com/post/162337832866/instagram-tomholland2013#container

>Angourie Rice
literally the only reason to watch this turd.

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>>84507205
Am I seeing this? Why did my picture of these two gay boys turn into the fucking Rock?

>>84503390

pretty sure those posts are from gays. women on /tv/ are rare as fucking unicorns.

>>84507120

maybe if he got a nose job

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>>84507630
his nose is perfect like the rest of him

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>Nice suit, FAGGOT!

>>84500530
i wish the fat hawaian guy was peter parker
every movie would get better with a fat hawaian guy on it

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>>84507946
>d-don't bully me Flash please!

>>84507946
I wonder if Disney is regretting letting Raimi write the script?

>>84500110

/pol/-lite my ass. This board is filled with degenerates.

Are they already planning to drop Tom Holland since Miles Morales is already confirmed to be in the MCU?

>>84508246
They'll probably use him as Kid Arachnid and make him sort of like a sidekick like the cartoons do. Or at least I hope they do, Miles sucks.

>>84508245
*patricians
>>84508246
>dropping the perfect peter parker/spider-man
Stan Lee would murder them

>>84507946
>this guy
>bullying anyone
holy shit I wouldn't even be mad if they go for the
>le evil rich white chad meme
because that thing in the car isn't bullying anyone

>>84508391
How dare you criticize our diverse bully you fucking racist shitlord I hope you die in your sleep.

>>84508246
Isn't he a nigger?

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>>84508517
He is Spider-man.

>>84506839
THE LOVELY NIA EVERYONE!

>>84508245
The conflict between /pol/ and degeneracy is a false one

>>84501711
Holy FUCK TOM IS SO CUTE IVE NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE WOW JUST FUCKING WOW MY ASS IS QUIVERING

>>84507120
>Harrison Osterfield
>Harry Os

Tom should be careful, it's probably going to badly

>>84507076
A lot of good looking people can look really weird or ugly depending on the lighting and the camera lens.

>>84507041
so you're saying there's a chance?

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>>84509341
Calm down anon, he's stupidly cute yeah

>>84508245
senpai, if you think /pol/ is not loaded with all kinds of degeneracy, you're deluding yourself.

>>84508308
>>84508317
>implying they're gonna pass on black Spider-man
No way.

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I was but I feel like the promotional material already dropped every major note that the film has to offer already.

All the trailers and shit pushed this from like a "okay I'll watch it" to a "wait for netflix".

>>84509683
>wait for the gook release
Fixed. I really just wanna watch RDJ's scenes, anything else looks and feels fucking retarded.

>>84500530
>only 2 people without shit brown eyes
Fucking jews.

>>84500110
*BRRAAAPPPPPPPPPP*

I'm excited.

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>>84500241
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

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>>84510560
>tom will never puff in your mouth

>>84510489

yeah it's not like NYC is the most diverse city in the world or anything mr. /pol/tard

better blame the jews for that too

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>>84500110
Doesn't he look like Gavin Belson from Silicon Valley?

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>>84510758
Ew, the only thing I want coming out of his ass is my cock repeatedly

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>>84510560
>“The first thing you need to know,” he tells me, “all I have on under that costume is a thong. They brought them in on my first day, like, ‘Here are your thongs.’ I had serious misgivings – would my arsehole ever be the same again? But I had to get used to it.

http://www.shortlist.com/entertainment/films/tom-holland-spider-man-superhero?previewId=ifigjp7

hnggggg

>>84510859
Do you think he's a moaner, anon?

Why does /tv/ have better fag threads than /hm/?

>>84504361
I'd literally rather fuck Jazz from TLC.

>>84508067
They did the mirror scene again in this movie?

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>>84510942
Most of /hm/ consists of miserable, catty, bitter, nasty cunts that would make even other gays homophobic.

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>>84508067
100x hotter than Tugboat's scene in the original

>>84511081
Spot on analysis, anon. /tv/ tom threads are comfy as hell

>>84501711
He's not interested in them, he has a crush on Lizzie Olsen.

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>>84511148
puh-lease

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>>84511108
>If I put laughing emojis on it for literally no reason it won't look gay

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>>84511108
>>84511195
Lads, how is Harrison so sexy and cute? When's he going to get his breakout role?
Tom has perfect taste

>>84503146
>>84503315
>gay people browse 4chan

This will never not be weird to me.

>>84511303
yeah, weird how they'd browse a site for social outcasts

>>84511303
>4chan users hate themselves
>I hate myself

What's hard to understand?

>>84511303
They're girls roleplaying as gay men.

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>>84511361
bit insulted by this claim tbqh
I hate girls

>>84511323
All the gay dudes I've met are basically turbo normies that go out all the time.

>>84511195

Why is RDJ wearing the spiderman costume here?

>>84511396
I can't take it. He's too damn cute

>>84511361
You wish but no. Women browsing 4chan is even less believable than gay guys being here.

>>84511426
Upvote

>>84511445
>>84511396
Hambeasts browse 4chan pretending to be gay men. It's well known.

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>>84511410
Yeah and the rest are shut in awkward lonely faggots like me.
>>84511444
It doesn't even make sense, he's impossibly cute, I just want to kiss him

>>84511426
Haha good one.

>>84510489
Brown eyes are elder god tier
All other eyes are shitty offshoots

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>>84511426
well memed

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>>84510912
Depends on the commands.

I'm going with my sister because she didn't want to see baby driver.

>>84511499
Gotta be careful these days. Don't wanna accidentally get a boner reading some greentext written by gril, right?

>>84511553
dumb spic detected

>>84511817
I don't think he'd be able to, Harrison's thick cock ramming him deep and hard, Tom wouldn't be able to stop moaning, he'd be so loud, sometimes Harrison has to gag him...

>>84510764
Well they are to blame for that.

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>>84512055

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>>84512055
You'd be surprised how far conditioning goes. He looks like someone with enough control over his body so it shouldn't be too hard to train him to disregard these urges.

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>>84512213
to train him?
Is Harrison really the dom after all? teaching Tom to be a good boy, keep quiet, know his place and do what he says?
https://twitter.com/hazosterfield_s/status/809803966460686336

>>84510859
>that smile
oh he's a moaner alright

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>>84512349
I'm sure they play rock, paper, scissors at the start of every week/day to determine who's gonna be the little bitch.

>>84512094
dayum, might as well just spread his ass on stage

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>>84512508
Or they wrestle...

>>84511323
>faggots
>not socially pushed by the jews to try and normalize degeneracy every waking opportunity.
k

>>84512528
Tom would probably like that the little slut, Harrison, hell, any attractive guy has him on stage, completely naked and just using and abusing him, fingering him, fucking his mouth, jerking him off.

So this twink is gonna play Nathan Drake....Fuck....

>>84501711
>WAKE ME UP
>I CAN'T WAKE UP

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>>84512661
Doms or subs, either way they're in besties with each other and that's what matters at the end of the day.

>>84500110

Yes. I've been looking forward to it since it was announced.

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>>84512863
The cutest, most perfect couple :3

>>84511995
>The vast majority of people have brown eyes, including whites
>Calls me a spic
Blue eyed subhuman detected

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>>84512796
à la Marina Abramović performance art with viewer participation. I like it.

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>>84513031
Hell, Harrison almost did something like that with another boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8lP5Ae0nv0

>>84512768
oh shit guys looks like i'm part of jewish conspiracy haha

>>84513136
fuck, they're onto us, better change our plan

>>84500473
it's not released in Asia yet.

>>84513010
so you didnt deny youre a spic, gotcha, who's really the subhuman here spic?

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>>84503655

>>84513119
I remember he commented on that at some point and tried to explain that it wasn't about lovers but some war related shit, like friends being torn apart. Might be remembering it wrong but it was tragic and almost comedic levels of denial.

>>84513654
It's the gayest, most homoerotic thing I've ever seen. That's adorable he tried to deny that. Though if that's how he thinks friends act it's no wonder him and Tom are so blatant...

>>84509209
kek

It's sad listening to Bill talk about how much he misses his fucking dog.

Anyone got the poster with starks face shopped all over it

>>84500110
>Marvel gets the rights back from Sony
>Spider-Man can finally appear in Marvel movies
>Homecoming
Makes you think.

Before I go to this, spiderman isn't gay right? I don't want to support such a terrible decision.

>>84513753
I'm pretty touchy-feely with my friends but this goes above and beyond anything even soulmate tier friendships are. I feel like I've treated my gf badly compared to what those two get up to.

>>84513915
No, though it exudes diversity and inclusiveness for the sake of getting tumblr gen into it. Wouldn't be surprised if there were some guys in the background holding hands.

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>>84513893
woah... my mind has been blown... damn... I can't believe I didn't see this before... this is... powerfull

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>>84513940
I love how they even just look at each other, it's adorable :3

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>>84514083

>>84513915
https://www.google.com/amp/variety.com/2015/film/news/sony-hack-peter-parker-spider-man-white-straight-1201524150/amp/

http://hollywoodlife.com/2015/06/30/stan-lee-spider-man-creator-explains-why-sony-agreement-white-straight/

>>84513136
You have to go back >>>r/cringeAnarchy

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no. because it looks bad

>>84506839
drake?

>>84500110
Only if the after credits scene is a bareback threeway with Captain America and Thor vs. Spider-Man.

>>84514453
Sweating_man.jpg

>>84510489
All men with blue eyes are homosexuals

This is fact

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>>84514453
Hemsworth has definitely ravaged him at least once or twice, we'll see if Evans is up for it too

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>>84511426

>>84500530
>the respectable jewish teens to the left
we are hitting diversity levels that shouldnt even be possible
thank you based Sony and Marvel for making the film more inclusive <3

>>84500530
lmao marvelcucks will support this shit

>>84500530
They even included a tranny. Truly progressive.

>>84514508
I agree
source: Is me

>>84507117
They'll learn soon enough.

Wait, so this thread is full of gays

>>84515850
yeah

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You homos make me sick

>>84516065
rude!
it's the purest form of love!

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>Go on then, kiss my feet, I'm waiting.

>>84504361
heh petey ill suck da dik fo dat kush heh

>>84508246
Only by technicality really. Gambino is prowler and there's just a throw away line about his nephew.

>>84504361
Who is he? I keep seeing this photo but I can't work out who this dude is playing in the movie.

>>84516968
Is that Harrison sat next to him?

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>>84517649
nah, Harrison probably did tell him to get his feet out though

>>84517723
You sure? Because the facial profile, clothing style, and the fact that it's a White guy does look like him

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>>84517873
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVvag2qgCVk/?taken-by=tomhollandupdates
yeah it's not him

>>84517981
My God it's a Brazilian Osterfield.

>>84518171
Did he fuck him too?

>>84503655
pusy

>>84500110
>>84501711
>>84503315
His face is so ugly.

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>>84521030
Imagine being this objectively wrong

>>84521068
>huge fucking nose
>literally no lips
>small eyes

Objectively ugly.

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>>84521122
>perfect nose
>soft, kissable, cute lips
>deep eyes you can get lost in

Objectively perfect.

>>84521232
>soft, kissable, cute lips

What lips? He has none.

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>>84521232
This is the blandest, most unremarkable face I've ever seen.

Why can't they ever get an attractive guy to play Spiderman?

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>>84521337
no, no, they're right there? see
aren't they gorgeous?

F

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>>84521632
fucking hell I need to see them kiss properly on the lips

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Imagine actually getting kissed by Tom

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>>84516968

>>84517873
Its the Director

>>84522038
not even a footfag but I'd love to massage, kiss and lick Tom's feet tbqh

>>84503655
That picture is from ten years ago when she was shooting The Wrestler!!!FACT!!!

>>84510489
Lol what is your daily life like that you bitch about this shit online?

>>84521122
>>84521337
for a guy big lips are a bad thing unless you're like latino/hispanic or something

>>84503655
Hairy pussy

>>84511323
>social outcasts
>the most mainstream sexual orientation right next to 'whore'
lmao

>>84510764
>yeah it's not like NYC is the most diverse city in the world or anything mr. /pol/tard
>better blame the jews for that too
"... Well, yes."
t. Michael Fassbender.

>>84510489
>>only 2 people without shit brown eyes
This wont be the case in only fifteen years.

China and India are leagues ahead of the West in both cosmetic and genetic sciences. You're gong to be seeing DeviantArt tier levels of colors in people soon.

"The brown privilege" will be the next thing to combat for people with violet eyes and green hair.

>>84523593
The jews imported immigrants into NYC way back when? Color me surprised.

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Is there a dance scene in this Spider-Man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDndYRn5sgo

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>>84500110
>Homecumming
More like Hnnnngcumming

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>>84525425
>Hnnnngcumming

yesss

>>84500110
Wow, THICC. On a serious note though — no, not at all. With all these reboots, the result is I couldn't really care; Raimi's is still the "definitive" Spiderman for me.

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>>84525371
I hope so

>>84526109
He's gay, right?

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>>84526314
As a rainbow

>>84503655
>Aunt Milfay

>>84510489
Fucking this d3su

>>84501711
COLONIZED

How can Black men compete when even Twinks are taking their women left and right.

>>84510764
>everything is just brown instead of amber, blue, brown, gray, green, hazel, or red
Yay diversity!

>>84527442
>Lol what is your daily life like that you bitch about this shit online?

>>84500110

I want to lick his hole and his sweaty feet so bad.

>>84509568
Che frocio

>>84500110
Yes, I just came back from the Australian premiere and it was great.

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>>84515850
Can't speak for others but personally I'm pretty straight. I just love joining in the enthusiastic lust posting because I know some shitheads will get triggered and fume about it. Plus it raises camaraderie, which is always nice.

>>84510489
Holy shit those muddy eyed mongrels get pissed off fast

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>>84500110
>mfw on vacation since yesterday
>Search for local cinemas in this coast town
>"Sweet, there's a brand new one that opene-"
>Site says it's closed until August to host school dances
>Google doesn't list any other cinema that isn't 50 kilometers away

I've been here before so i think there should be another small theater in town unless it closed down for some reason, but if that's the case then I'm gonna fucking miss Spider-Man. I even saw TASM2 in theaters (dragged by brothers) but NOW that the movie looks and reviews good this happens. And it's not like i can download a possible camrip, gotta preserve the phone's internet

>>84529656
Just grab some friends and some beer and say "let's go to the cinema 50km away for Spooder-Man."

>>84500110
No interest in watching a flick about the villains from Civil War.

>>84531267
Clint pls, you have kids to take care of

>>84500530
me on the bottom right

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>>84529656
That's like a 40 min drive tops. Jerk off on the ride over and you won't even feel the time.
If this precious baby isn't worth it then you don't deserve him.

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>>84531459
I'd take shotgun blasts to the knees for him.

>>84531459
>>84529758
I'm with family tho, that makes it a bit harder

I'll work it out somehow, just disappointed the biggest theater around decided it was a good idea to close in the middle of the damn summer

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>>84531547
Family as in mom, pops and bros or do you have a wife and kids in this fantasy?
And where you vacaing at roughly? Most European countries have very lacking cinema culture outside of capitals/big cities.
You can listen to shit while driving, or hell, ditch your family and rent a bike to get there.

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Just slide your hand down his pants...

>>84503655
ywn be her pusy slave

>>84500530
>tfw the Jews are the only ones who aren't out of place here
It's Jew York for crying out loud

>>84510758
>they're laughing at farts
Dano you madman

Really shitting on The Marvel tv shows canon.

>>84500530
>Reading W. Somerset Maugham before you turn 25
ishiggydiggy

>>84531894
Parents, younger brothers and sister, and even grandma, and the kids obviously want to see it too, it's a pain

I'm Italian, I'm used to living in a town with a huge multiplex so it's weird that now i have to go through the trouble of putting together a little trip just to see my live action funny books. But that other theater must be still a thing, I'll check it out in the evening

>>84527445
>How can Black men compete

By taking your white women

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>>84533634
Oh hey sweet neighbor. Same situation here when I used to have a 2 month school break with the whole family. Always an endeavor to go see a movie. The local "theater" was basically foldable chairs, linen screen and a skipping projector. Hope the one closer to you is open and up to better standards.

>>84522038
Me on the left

>>84532213
>those dilated pupils
>tfw you will never do blow after blowing tombo

>>84521782
A bit of smooching between two best friends might not even be so far outside the realm of possibilities. They'll add a safe little tag and some emoji and all will be well.