>Arrive to new region >Bring horse to a halt >Say name

I unironically love this trilogy to hell, used to watch fellowship once every 3 months back when I was a kid.

>be old
>be alone
>start talking to yourself

pretty believable

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>>84495002
>used to watch fellowship once every 3 months back when I was a kid
>when I was a kid
>kid

>>84494974

You mean you don't do that?

>Drive to a new city / state
>Pull over to the side of the highway next to a 'Welcome to _________' sign
>Say the name of the place out loud
>Continue driving

>>84495003
He wasn't alone.

We Iz Da Illest Kangz Around

>>84495071
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

>>84495229
They are not my hobbits.

>>84494974
Ride for days.
See your destination finally.
Take a break because riding a horse is physically demanding.
Explain to the guy who's never seen it before, that this is in fact Minas Tirith.
Breaks over.

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why didn't he just fly there with an eagle?

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>>84495419
Why didn't Frodo fuck the ring into Sam's asshole?

>>84494974
I never understood this thread starter.

>>84495419
That's not how Jesus did it.

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>>84494974
>Has to say magic special words in order to pass through the wards protecting a region
Yeah so unprecedented bravo Jackson

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>arrive at new station
>train stops
>says name of the station
>train continues

>>84494974
I do that, sometimes. But, I don't often go to historical places.

>>84496369
I mean i know troll buuuut.
>Mellon
is specifically NOT a magical special word. Thats the point

>drive with your gf
>spot a nice view
>stop the car
>tell her the name of the place
>enjoy it together

>bus arrives at station
>apprach the door
>look around the bus as if one would pan a camera
>nod towards someone else
>say the name of the station aloud
>sigh and exit the bus

>Plane arrives at the destination
>approach the exit
>open the door
>the plane hasn't landed yet
>we didn't fly so gud
>no survivors