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Dick Will Save Us Edition

https://pastebin.com/Zi0MW4bz

Meanwhile: >>84484309
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briggs
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>>84493603
FAKE NEWS
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>>84493622
fpbp
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>>84493699
planning this since the beginning
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C - T E
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>>84493603
>Dougie has only been around for 4 1/2 episodes

It's felt a helluva lot longer
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>>84494067
>ywn get a whiff
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>>84494067
That's not cute, that's sexy.
Get your terminology right.
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>>84494067
Wanked to this image last night
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Was the girl Judy?
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Is it true we'll see no more Albert?
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>>84494156
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CUTE
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>>84494175
HELL

GAWD

BABY

DAMN

NO
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>>84494156
We're not gonna talk about Judy.

In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all.
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>>84494175
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>84494218
Santa Maria... Huer de chu go?
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>>84493489
Yeah, and?
Who's to say in the TP universe they didn't use homeless people as guinea pigs or the military missed them?
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I am legitimately offended that us Twin Peaks fans have been waiting so long for a new season and this is what Lynch shits out. Wow David, wow. Umm.. let's just pretend this whole "Season 3" thing never happened, alright?
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>>84494257
They are all from Twin Peaks.

Read my book.
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>>84494175
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>>84494257
>homeless people as guinea pigs
For what? They knew it would it would completely explode/vaporize anything
>the military missed them
Yeah, all of those homeless people living in the middle of the desert miles away from any civilizaton
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>>84494175
>Senor Droolcup
>Senorita Dido

>mfw they are Buenos Aires' spirits
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>>84494321
they died in the fire on TP
(fire walk with me)
their spirits were locked on non-exist-ance
da bomb brought them back
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Dick Tremayne
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Remember before the season started everyone was scared that this season would play on le nostalgia too much and overdo the quirkiness and le coffee and pie xddd

Then when the season comes out and Lynch does something different people still shit all over it for going the other way

Fuck you al
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Cute?
The answer is YES!
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>>84494175
WHAT
IN
THE
FUCK
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>>84493699
It's the episode tagline, every episode's tagline is an actual line in the episode
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Anyone knows the name of the soundtrack (with the sax) that starts at about 0:30 into the scene? Got hands on the full twin peaks archives soundtrack but there's a load of stuff there and still haven't managed to find it.
https://youtu.be/6GT6ybRtZsw
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>>84494364
Some people just can't be pleased.
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>>84494361
I know, I was explaining to the brainlet why his idea made no sense.
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She's dayyyyd
Wrapped in playysteck
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>>84494400
there is something *off* about Sonny Jim desu

what could it be? the child of a "human" manufactured by BOB and DoppleCoop can't be normal. and what about Janey-E?
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>>84494364
I guess people wanted this new direction but with mostly the old and good characters and taking place in Twin Peaks most of the time. Not these disposable nobodies we dont care about all over the world. Just a guess, I like the new season.
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Fellas
DON'T DRINK
THAT
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>>84494367
Kyle is way cuter!
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The monster in the glass box kinda looked like the long nose thing that shat out Bob
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I'm going to fug Jade!
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>>84494622
Yeah, that's the Mother.
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>>84494622
no shit
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I just want Coop, Janey-E, and Sonny Jim to be have a nice life together ;_;
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>>84494396
Took me 5 seconds to find it
https://youtu.be/Tmp2DV0BgPc
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>>84494685
Me too.

Lynch should make a comfy spinoff show about the Jones family.
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>>84494267
Lynched
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>>84494428
>brainlet
Hey, I just haven't read the book, man.
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post the lynched webm
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>>84494067
whose cooch do you think smells more potent
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>>84494685
I want to have nice life together with Naomi Watts.
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>>84494747
Sorry, then you're just FROSTED

It's still not confirmed, either way. The entire thing could just be coincidence
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>>84494757
No, fuck you.
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>>84494589
He may be 'way cuter' but Sheryl Lee is CUTEST!
Besides, who we find cuter than others is a matter of opinion and taste
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>>84494760
If I had the choice to dive face first into either cooch, I'm taking Sherilyn 10 out of 10 times.
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Sheryl is C U T E !
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Why didn't Josie and Pete just cut him a 2 inch by 4 inch like he asked and just send the old fart away? Why do they have to be smartasses?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txPcLOtbG3s
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>>84494836
this scene was so fucking pointless
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>>84494800
That's cool.
I come here for the speculation and theorizing.
I don't need hard facts from /tv/.

I haven't been this much on /tv/ since LOST ended.
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>>84494760
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watching part 6
lynch is one sick fuck
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>>84494834
But anon, that is Ray Wise!
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>started reading frost's book because of the FROSTED memes
>letters from thomas jefferson
>letters from lewis and clark

what a hack
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>>84494848
>needing to have facts spoonfed
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>>84494867
the acting in that scene was hilarious
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>>84494867
>lynch is one sick fuck
took you this long to figure out?
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>>84494914
yes i'm sure there's a totally justifiable reason for that scene to be in the flick
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>>84494898
You've been FROSTED, you flake.
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are normies still btfo?
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>>84494935
if you cant follow the lore then what are you here for, "the art"?
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>>84494935
But it wasn't in the film.
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>>84494950
Everyone, even Lynch's son, has been btfo
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>>84494924
no but come on. i'm watching still so maybe that had a purpose but if that was just for shits and giggles that's pretty fucked up

>>84494924
yeah but didn't know he was running-over-a-little-boy-with-a-truck levels of sick fuckery
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>>84494957
>>84494963
fuck off
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>>84494950
The normies have been LYNCHED
The LYNCHEDfags have been FROSTED

Can't wait to see what next week has in store.
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>>84494848
>this scene was so fucking kino

FTFY
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>>84494836
>woodcutting has to be üüüünivombbb. ach-curatte.
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>>84494950
They loved part 8
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>>84494958
best scene alert
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>>84494175
Is this shooped?
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>>84494972
Anon, Lynch is "keep Mädchen Amick in a rape dungeon" levels of sick fuck.
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>>84494560
>>84494685
Sonny Jim is evil. He blinks backwards like a Lodge spirit (in the scene where Dougie cries)
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>>84494898
What's exactly the problem?
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Why is Lynch so much of a "if it wasn't my idea it wasn't good" faggot that he didn't bring Windom Earle back?
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DOugei fall off horse
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>>84495045
>having a trump/obama cameo in a show set in bumfuck washington
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>>84495055
Windom is NON-EXIST-ENT
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>>84495055
Windom Earle's soul got the succ by BOB.
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>>84495055
he has autism
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>>84494246
AYUDAMÉ!!
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>>84495055
windom earle sucked
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>>84495088
This doesn't even make sense regarding (You?)r complaint
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>>84495055
he was the equivalent of brother mouzone. glad he's gone.
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ok lynch you don't need 72 reaction shots
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>>84495119
you sucked
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>>84495088
doesn't the president live in washington tho?
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>>84495130
he thought he was on 4chan and posting reaction images
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What is the water? And what is the well?
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>>84495125
connect the dots dumdum

>>84495140
not over the entire state, no.
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>>84495130
that was a weird fucking shot.
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>>84495128
Windom Earle was not out of place in Twin Peaks at all, especially at the point where he was introduced. It's not nearly the same thing.
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>>84495130
guess the pilot of twin peaks is unnecessary too since it's just 90 minutes of people crying about Laura.
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>>84495010
yes
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>>84495157
don't worry about it
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>>84495173
i seriously doubt this boy being run over has the same significance as laura's death, nor these people looking shocked will be the main characters of an entire series
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So this was the designated Eraserhead episode?
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>>84495232
well if you feel the show is wasting your time, stop watching or fast forward like a baby boy.
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>>84495246
Eraserhead had characters and motivations so no
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>>84495173
I thought this actress was British when I looked at her pictures because of her fucking awful teeth. Turns out she just has awful teeth.

She would be qt as fuck if she fixed them.
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>>84495088
I think he did a great job connecting real life events to the fictional history of Twin Peaks. I understand where you're coming from, tho.
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>>84495266
don't tell me what to do i'm not ur sonny jim
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>take nuke
>fire it through the portal to the black lodge
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>>84495270
also she has great hair for being a crack head
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>>84495170
>skilfull, brilliant, commanding up to the point of superpowers
>excessively weird, out-of-place interests
>eloquent speaking as opposed to literally everyone else
>introduced as a solution to a character problem
>short lived
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>>84495270
t-thanks anon
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>>84495297
How does one get a nuke into the Black Lodge?
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>>84495310
You forgot "goofy-ass clown"
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>>84495336
>pull curtain aside
>throw in bomb
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>>84495297
the nuke doppleganger would take control of the good nuke, and then go back to the real world
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fuck yeah! hot midget.
lynch know's what i like
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>>84495310
>Dale Cooper
>Dale Cooper
>Dale Cooper
>Dale Cooper
>Not Dale Cooper
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>>84495297
I'm afraid that would make things even more complicated.
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>>84494267
fuck off
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:c
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>>84495411
emmy and golden globe when
does he have either of those?
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Cooper, you did not know Laura Palmer.
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Episode set in Tibet when?
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>>84495427
He has a Golden Globe for Cooper. Lost at the Emmys.
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>>84495400
>fire nuke into black lodge
>the event opens up the black lodge of the black lodge
>the super saiyan black lodge mother pukes up super saiyan Bob
>super saiyan Bob rapes and murders every single person on earth
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>>84495400
won't know until you try
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>>84494958
Where can I get a smoked cheese pig?
Asking for a friend.
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I'm back! Back and ready!
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>>84495475
Was it Frank who tried to sell insurance to the Twin Peaks sheriff?
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>>84495462
i had almost forgotten he was in desperate housewives
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>>84495427
I hope he earns some award for this role. Kyle has been brilliant.
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>>84495540
what would a Vegas insurance agent be doing in Twin Peaks, WA?
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>>84495390
>okay
>not excessively weird
>windom was waaaaay more eloquent than the average, like mouzone
>not really, show was built around him
>not
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>>84495550
he was also on Sex and the City
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>>84495526
Jerry truly is /ourguy/
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>>84495568
he has been fantastic. he's somehow carrying this whole crazy series
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>>84495572
No clue. I might just be unable to tell overweight people apart.
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>>84495598
MARSHMALLOWS
!!!
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>>84495597
a big role?
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This is where we ____ Shelly!
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ITS LAURA

LAURA IS THE KEY TO ALL OF THIS
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>>84495130

That's the joke.
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So, when in the first episode, the giant told Cooper to

>Remember 430. Richard and Linda. Two birds with one stone.

I assume Richard is Richard Horne, but who is Linda ?

And 430, 315 was Cooper's room number, who was in 430 ? Or maybe it's not a room number at all...
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>>84495627
he played one of the main character's fiancé/husband for two or three seasons
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>>84495629
Leo practices the Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up.
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>>84495670
So Laura is the Kwisatz Haderach this time around?
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>>84495670
Part 10 tagline: "Laura is the one"
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>>84495681
i gotta watch that show one of these days, i've been meaning to do it for years
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>>84495055
Windom Earl was a filler character.
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This is the creature that crawled into Judy's mouth

Lynch is praising Kek. Holy shit.
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Please tell the spammer that This is where we live
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>>84495722
I've actually watched most of the series and it's mediocre at best desu (fwiw Ingmar Bergman was apparently a fan, so what do I know)
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Going off the leak with the two of them at the Palmer house, I unironically hope we get Laura escaping from the Lodge and journeying back to Twin Peaks with tard Coop. Would be kino.
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>>84495127
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>>84495680
They mention a Linda in episode 6 iirc. Just before the scene with Richard driving over that kid.
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>>84495813
no i like gossipy housewife-y gay shit. i already know i'm gonna like it
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>>84495813
>Ingmar Bergman liked Sex and the City
gonna need a fucking source for that
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What is this look trying to convey?
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>>84495843
fair enough

Charlotte is best girl
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>>84495922
knowing
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>>84495814
>comedy of errors with Laura and Cooper wandering around TP with none of the new cast recognizing them

Would be kino
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>>84493603
/tpg/ is already dead after only 40 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL
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>>84495540
I DONT SELL INSURANCE YOU FUCK
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>>84495680

Andy was supposed to meet the farmer to talk about the truck at 4:30. 4:30 was also the time Desmond and Sam examine Teresa in FWWM.
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interesting, the Twin Peaks wiki (I went to check the name of one of the characters I forgot) has the Giant and ??????? as different character, though they also admit they don't know if they're 'one and the same'.
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>>84495922
that's the conflicted look you get when someone who just ate your ass wants to kiss you
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>>84495922

>"i could've fucked sheryl flynn in her prime"
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>>84495959
epic
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I still miss the small scale of the first 2 seasons. The fact that we're getting so much "lore" kind of ruins it for me.
I liked that it was just a girl that got murdered by a demon possessed father and Coop had these unexplained visions with the red room and weird jazz backwards talking people giving clues.
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>>84495703
Is she going to lead the hoomans in a Jyhad against Bob Harkonnen?
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>>84495959

how the fuck did the first episode get so many people watching?
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>>84495670
just realized that if you connect the dots, the image of laura appears. But I think it's just an easter egg
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>>84495813
>Imagine being this pleb
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>>84496030
weren't lynch and kyle mainstream as fuck back then?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf57ZEDhmUg
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>>84496003
i actually agree tbphfam, while episode 8 was good from a kino perspective, from a plot perspective it was midichlorians tier

guess i got FROSTED or whatever but yeah feels bad man
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>>84496054
what's so great about Sex and the City?
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>>84496030
fewer networks, it was very new and interesting and weird for its time, there was probably nothing else to watch at that timeslot (or overall)
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>>84495968
>Frank's swearing was a characteristic, unique and foul
>in the new series everyone, except the old cast, swears pretty much to the same extent as Frank
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>>84496070
oh jeez
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>>84496070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-MF17dCsfY

this one is better and makes me actually miss season1/2
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>>84495959
there wasn't any streaming back then. also everything got numbers that would be considered huge now. like 10 million for a shitty sitcom was the norm, nowadays 10 is unachievable for most shows
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>>84496082
It's still a little early to tell, though. Lynch likes upsetting people and subverting expectations so it doesn't necessarily have to be heading down that road.

I hate the idea of the Laura orb, so hopefully it doesn't go where people expect it to go.
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>>84496030

Because NBC, ABC, CBS, and Fox were the only channels, people actually watched network tv because it was all they had, and it was 'new and interesting'. Different world.
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>>84495160
Don't spout inane bullshit and then expect people to pick up the pieces of your mental garbage.
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Holy fuck you tards. The dark lodge spirits were not homeless men. They are referred to as woodsmen in the credits. They are just the lesser spirits that were formed in the nuke.
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>>84496278
some people are just smart(er), anon
>>84495288
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>>84496228
OH JEEZ
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>>84496234
why did he cut all the music out? does he really think that gritty, grounded thriller atmosphere is that important?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs8qJ9ncHhw
Chris Isaak looks really good, desu. Pity he's not in season 3.
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>>84496245

>Lynch likes upsetting people and subverting expectations

that's true, but lynch clearly fucking loves the character of laura palmer, and while he explores a lot of morally grey characters he still clearly believes in pure 'good' and 'evil'

so, that, plus the fact that frost's shitty finale script had BOB v. laura as the final showdown, it really wouldn't surprise me if laura turns out to be CUTE jesus,
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>>84496389
>lynch clearly fucking loves the character of laura palmer

He loved the character of Dale Cooper, too. He proceeded to make him a retarded amnesiac.
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>>84496389
>he still clearly believes in pure 'good' and 'evil'

Nope, just nope. Know your Lynch, anon.
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So do you guys think we're going to get Sheryl Lee as a new character, or she'll just be in as Laura near the end as per the leaks? I could have sworn she and Lynch said she would also be playing a new redhead woman this season, though that could easily be some minor role with how this season's going
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>>84496301
>They are just the lesser spirits

they are the souls of the woodsmen who died in the fire in twin peaks in 1902, read the fucking book and get FROSTED
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>>84496389
>>84496003
>>84496082
>>84496245
Cooper, have I ever told you about Laura Palmer? You see in 1945 when America started testing nukes in the desert of New Mexico a dimensional rift occurred which allowed some kind of entity to either create BOB or push him into our dimension, I'm fuzzy about the details, anyway, seeing this I created Laura Palmer so she could fight him 45 years later. And she was a good friend.
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>>84496462
He was spiteful after all these years that Kyle didn't really want to be in FWWM.
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>2006
>industrial black metal band called BLACKLODGE creates long concept album about nukes being the manifest power of SataN
>2017
>Twin Peaks episode features an industrial rock song and then shows us how the first detonated nuke resulted in the creation of the Black Lodge spirits


mh.....
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>>84496353
he should be be back t b h we still don't know what happened to him
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>>84496234
the fan edit is going to make this season so much better
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>>84496470
i do know my lynch nigga listen to literally any of his interviews

he explores duality and believes there is good and bad in every person, but he flat out believes in a pure 'good' that is tangible and exists
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>>84495922
"Let me get my yogurt."
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>>84496539
I understand
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>>84496561
Nope, instead we need to have 400 actors to have cameo-tier roles.
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>>84496539

from my point of view, the bookhouse boys are evil
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>>84496619
Legit kek
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I have collided with the supervoid.

Words are insufficient to describe.

Save yourselves.
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>>84496573
>he flat out believes in a pure 'good' that is tangible and exists
He doesn't believe in pure 'evil', though.
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>>84496609
and he just keeps introducing new ones, to the point where i don't see how he can wrap this all up in 10 episodes unless he wants to intentionally leave us with a fucking mess
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The nuke sequence was EXTREMELY 2001-esque. Shared universe confirmed? Are the monoliths placed by lodge spirits? Was David Bowman's hotel room the white lodge?
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new shoes
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So what about the Gordon Cole shota in the convenience store? Was he actually Phillip Jeffries in disguise spying on the black lodge spirits? or was he evil Cole?
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>yfw we don't get cooper back until the final episode
>final episode ends with evil cooper dead and good cooper back with the FBI
>meanwhile in twin peaks amanda seyfried's character has just been murdered
>gordon cole tells cooper to go to twin peaks and investigate this murder
>badalamenti music starts playing
>TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN ends
>teaser trailer plays for TWIN PEAKS SEASON 3 coming next year
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>>84496739
i would unironically love this
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>>84496739
>amanda seyfried
i really really don't want an entire series about her, she annoyed me in the 2 minutes she was on
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>>84496526
The souls which became trapped in the black lodge, then released with the nuke. They have become dark spirits and underlings to bob.
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>>84496542
I'm fairly convinced that S3 is half Lynch getting back at the actors who were petty to him about FWWM

Hence making Coop retarded, having no Audrey so far, not having Donna at all, and making Laura cosmic Jesus since she did great in the film
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>>84496702
nothing is going to be tied up at all, and the last thirty seconds of the finale is just going to be frost begging at the camera for you to buy his book while david lynch eats quinoa in the background
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>>84496777

This. Kill someone I care about
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>>84496805
what about the frog bug?
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>>84496806
if that theory was true then ray wise would be in it more

on that note i am super annoyed ray wise isn't in it more, he is unironically the best actor in the entire show
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>>84496850
Came from one of the eggs in the Experiment's vomit.
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>>84496850
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE FROG BUG
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>>84496702
The town of Twin Peaks was utilized perfectly in the original series. Every character was given a laser focus, and fleshed out so we could see the "tangled web" that they were all somehow connected in. Sure, there were extras, but they were all relegated to the blurry background, to great effect.

Now, the new characters haven't gotten nearly enough shine, and the old characters seem drowned out by the shitload of undeveloped new characters. I can understand this in Vegas, a big city with all new characters, but Twin Peaks itself seems too crowded.
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>>84496885
is the Experiment the psychic equivalent of the nuke?
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>>84496806
Speaking of that, does anyone know if the actors get paid just from their name being in the credits? Like Sheryl Lee is creditted in every episode even though most of the time she's not in it, just the picture at the beginning. I bet David just does that so she gets some extra money.
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>>84496702
>unless he wants to intentionally leave us with a fucking mess
no. surely David Lynch would never do that. If there's one thing he's known for, it's wrapping up plots in a way that's easy to digest and makes all the lead up to the finale obvious and comprehensible
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>>84496868
Ray Wise was too hungry to be more in the show
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>>84496885
I thought she was vomiting garmonbozia
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>>84496966
>MARK
>DAVID
>WHERE'S MY PAYCHECK
>I'M HUNGRYYY
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>>84496806
this desu
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>>84494396
>>84494694
It sounds more like the regular FWWM theme though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hOERnIuvbg
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>>84495627
for you
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>>84496940
Eh, who knows? It might as well be.
>>84496990
Nope, watch it again.
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>>84496966
>>84497011

post yfw your face when the last episode ends with ray wise waking up and saying, "boy, that was a weird dream... this is the last time I go to bed HUNGRY!", before he goes downstairs to his kitchen and cooks quinoa for twenty minutes while singing MAIRZY DOATS AND DOZY DOATS AND LIDDLE LAMZY DIVEY
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>>84496849
that shot is kino tho
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>>84497095
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>>84497095
>mfw
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>>84497095
>>
Gordon Cole is the cutest
he automatically improves any scene he's in
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>>84494867
CUTE!
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>>84497095
I'd actually love that
Ray Wise is CUTE
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>>84497095
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>>84495130
its like fateful findings
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Lynch a qt
A QT!
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CUTEREST!
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>This world of Twin Peaks seems to be FILLED with beautiful women!
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>>84495703
jej
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>>84497332

Fifty! FIFTY!
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>>84497095
that is the best possible timeline
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it is happening again
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>>84496539
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Joy Nash is thicc
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Name one scene from the new season that is at least as good or better then the best ones from the original series.
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>>84496966
>Ray Wise was too hungry to be more in the show
what did he mean by this?
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>>84497275
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>>84497631
I love the new series, but there aren't any. The Ike saga was the closest.
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>>84497631
Dougie casino scene was pure kinó
Episode 8 (especially the nuclear explosion)
Douglas "The Cobra" Jones btfo manlets
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>>84497727
this is the scariest thing lynch has ever shot besides maybe that one scene from inland empire
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thank god donna isn't coming back
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>>84497628
Senorita Dido is /bestgirl/
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thank god little nicky is coming back as the star for the next ten episodes
>>
Sooo

Mike used to work with Bob? and now Mike is trying to stop him? Because Bob went rogue and stole all his creamed corn? So Mike is a demon like Bob but Bob is just greedier and stepping out of line?

Also seems that Bob and Mike only inhabit their hosts at certain times. For example with Leland he only seems to be under Bobs influence when he rapes/kills Laura and Maddy. The guy Mike uses as a host somehow figured out he could control Mike by keeping him at bay with his medication

So the purpose of Bob capturing real coop and releasing Dopplecoop was so that he could possess Dopplecoop (easy since he's already evil) and use his FBI status and connections as a great way to get more Garmonbozia?

Does this mean that "evil" people have good Dopplegangers?

Also I can't understand why the woodsmen would have any interest in keeping Dopplecoop alive after extracting Bob from him.


tl;dr what the fuck is going on in this show
>>
Twin Peaks is live action Evangelion
>2deep4u themes
>main character doesn't know how to process what's going on
>heated discussion on waifus
>both had a movie that increased the symbolic nature of the show x10
>both movies were received controversially
>both got newer adaptions down the line
>both have a great intro
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>>84497631
name one scene in the new season that is as bad as the worst parts of season 2
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>>84498063
>tl;dr what the fuck is going on in this show
new shoes
>>
Hey guys, what do you think of my cover of Dougie's Theme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1gRgvByb1M
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>>84494867
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>>84498123
>Dougie's Theme
I think its shit because thats not Dougies Theme
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CUTE!!
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>>84498126
Shit it's been a while since I saw this. STILL have no idea what the fuck it's supposed to mean
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>>84498105
>sweeping for 2 minutes
>searching for a sound in the walls for 5 minutes
>nine inch nails
>laura palmer dragonball
>double r editing error

There's 5 in the last 2 episodes
>>
>spammer is back
>>84498231
>STILL have no idea what the fuck it's supposed to mean
no one knows. I mean, it still talks about moot
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>>84494760
>ywn have laura and audrey take turns sitting on your face
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>>84498091
There are some really spooky similarities between Eva and Twins Peaks.
>>
>>84495169
not as weird as the teeth gritting guy with his arm around his girl.
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>>84495297
>repeat Season 5 of LOST
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>>84498091
both are the best television series to come from their respective cardinal directions
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>>84495130
that was hilarious, and if people take it seriously then the joke is lost on them
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>>84498253

Editing error what now? What was this?
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>>84498253
>double r editing error
>hasnt noticed the constant reused and reserved scenes throughout season 3

judge is still out if anything involving the editing is a mistake yet
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I hope jeffries physically shows up. Even if he has been recast.
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>>84498253
>sweeping for 2 minutes
it was a good scene, slow, but tense and once you realised it was Lynch fucking with you, it was over.
>searching for a sound in the walls for 5 minutes
>5 minutes
lmao it wasn't that long. and you got some plot development at the same time.
>nine inch nails
I'll give you that, but only bc I dislike their music.
>laura palmer dragonball
well, we don't know yet how that will relate to the plot or if Lynch will ever mention it again, so early to say that it's bad or anything.
>double r editing error
but can you prove it was an editing error? yeah, yeah, I know, "Lynch fanboys will excuse anything", but it seems too big of a fuck-up to leave in, and we know Lynch loves to fuck around in the editing room, so that was definitely intentional.
>>
>>84496234
which track is this?
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>>84498091
>both have obscure and not so obscure references and symbology to esoteric occult stuff
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>>84498253
Scene where Cooper is walking into the casino and you see the entire crew + camera + tennis ball on the microphone in the reflection in the glass.
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>>84498105
Literally any scene with Tammy
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>>84498253

What's this editing error? Have I missed a hot new meme?
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>>84498593
>Your task, in these dreams, is often to pens
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>>84498253
>sweeping for 2 minutes
>searching for a sound in the walls for 5 minutes
Do you have ADHD? Are you one of those people who watch with their phone in their hands?
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>>84498510
Need eps / timestamps where Tammy makes a retarded face for purposes of making best of compilation
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>>84498716
>le logical fallacy man

Nice deflection. Those scenes sucked.
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>>84498105
S2 doesn't have any bad scenes.
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NEW
>>84498808
THREAD
>>84498808
>>84498808
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>>84498824
no
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>>84498716
>"I can't tell the difference between a long scene and an empty scene"
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>>84498824
>thread not at bump limit
>not linking to the previous thread
>not posting the pastebin
really makes ya think
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Harry S. Truman, 33rd President, and in office for First Atomic Bomb.

Sherrif Harry S Truman named after him.

Also President Truman was literally a 33rd degree mason:


>On October 19, 1945, Truman was given the 33rd degree of the Supreme Council of the Scottish Rite for the southern jurisdiction. He is the only President to have received this distinction, which he considered with satisfaction to be the culmination of his Masonic career. "Freemasonry," Truman wrote in 1939, "is a system of morals which makes it easier to live with your fellow man, whether he understands it or not." (Letter to Frank P. Briggs, December 13, 1939. Papers as U. S. Senator and Vice President.)

Source: Truman Library

https://www.trumanlibrary.org/places/gv36.htm
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>>84498824
That thread is trash and you should kill yourself. You posted it way before the bump limit to guarantee you were first and you couldn't even make it a proper thread. Go back to /r/twinpeaks.
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>>84494364
Probably not the same people complaining.
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>>84498762
Add in all the times she's not even doing anything with her face because she literally can't act
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>>84497631
Bobby crying over Laura´s picture is the only one I can think of.
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>>84496070
One thing I wanted to ask and this aired and forgot, do american indians have their own currency?
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>>84498948
Will end it w/ sutitled "Hey Tammy — FUCK YOU"
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Someone should make a proper new thread.
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>>84495055
Earle was the worst part about S2 other than Audrey's love interest.
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>>84499084
This is the worst post of this thread
>>
NEW PROPER THREAD

>>84499131
>>84499131
>>84499131
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>>84499033
Multiple threads is a slide tactic / divide and conquer tactic worthy of Jews.
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>>84499142
Delete it quick
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>>84499183
'no'
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>>84498063
>Mike used to work with Bob?
It's ambiguous and after part 8 it might be kind of retconned. but in the original series BOB was something like an underling to MIKE (MIKE calls BOB his familiar). After MIKE finds god and removes his arm, he stops killing and hunts for BOB, but BOB continues killing. It's also said in FWWM and the series that the only thing BOB fears is MIKE.

>Also seems that Bob and Mike only inhabit their hosts at certain times.
This is ambiguous, especially with Leland. It's very possible his behavior after he smothers that guy is actually BOB in control, but it could just as easily be Leland or a mixture of the two. Leland's behavior in FWWM is also more ambiguous than the TV series, in whether he's got full control of his faculties or not.
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>>84499384
>after part 8 it might be kind of retconned
Not quite. MIKE says this in episode 6 of season 2:
>"Is Bob near us now?"
>"For nearly 40 years"
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>>84495130
THAT'S THE JOKE
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