>I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Can someone explain this shit to me?
it's perfectly simple and explained in detail
what do you want?
it's just dwight's character being lol so random
>>84492906
Dwight had his moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYyZqlyDEL4
>>84492863
Bitches ain't shit.
>>84493951
/pol/ please leave
>>84492863
I love this!
>>84492863
kek
>>84492863
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>>84496549
who cares?
>diffany's :D :D :D