>this is no man's land. no man can cross it >good

>>84490086
Is this real ?

I AM NO MAN
*STABS HITLER IN THE FACE*

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>when you are a ww1 soldier and a woman in a bondage outfit appears in no man's land

So can we at least agree that the people who rave about this turd are paid shills?

>>84490167
or maybe they have some fetish?

>>84490086
>picking some ugly kike to play Wonder Woman

This shit is why Hollywood is failing.

>i'm the right man for the job

Wonder Woman literally says this also.

>>84490328
she is hot as fuck and one of the chosen one. cant top that

>>84490102

They say no man can cross it, but they don't do the "I AM A WOMXN!" thing. Thought they would, but they didn't

>>84490086
I didn't see you laughing when LOTR did this.

>>84490420
because lotr is not a cringe fest

>>84490167
That wouldnt explain how did it BTFO winter soldier (and others) in the first world

*executes Goebbels*

>>84490102
No.

>>84490420
How long have you been keeping tabs on OP?

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>>84490328
I wouldn't even care if they picked some kikess to play WW. It's the fact that they chose an actress that has the body of a teenage boy to play a character known for having a curvaceous and feminine features which really grinds my gears.

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>>84490506
I like her facial expression in your pic.
She is a very good actress and we will see WW nominated

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>>84490086
>train for 2000 years stright becaue you are imortal
>half of the amazon fighters are slaughtered on the beach by some regular german soldiers
just

>>84490586
>first time in years some humans show up
>murder them all

>random indian wtf
>actually makes smoke signs

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>>84490506
Hollywood is actively discriminating against busty actresses. The Capeshit era should have been when porn tier actresses like Christina Hendrix should have had the limelight. Instead we get flat chested kikes and pudgy actresses playing goddesses and heroines they don't resemble.. I feel for our well endowed sisters. This should have been their decade.

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>a sword that can kill a god
>she grabs it by the blade and hits german soldiers with the handel without cutting her hands

>>84490788
>she'll never deliver and will retire without full nudes

>one of the best marksman of the britbongs
>cant shoot because ptsd

also

>idian says he does not have a side in this war
>5 minutes later he is taking the village with the diversity team

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>bitch can speak 100 languages
>does not know what snow is

>>84490586
There's only so much you can do with a sword and bow.

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>be somwere near the otoman empire, prob somewhere between the islans of greace
>fall asleap
>be in london by the time she wakes up

>>84490792
The sword isn't special

>>84490788
You sound like a cuck who enjoys pegging.

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>>84490468

Vagina carriers spend more money than men.

>>84491059
Why not? Real men don't feel insecure about being penetrated by a dominant woman.

ares: white cis capitalist patriarchy
wonder womyn: feminist taking it down in the name of diversity and social justice

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>>84491107

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>>84490086
>lying
>on the internet

if it was all ares fault how do you explain ww2?

>>84491188
He did the armistice so he's responsible for that too

>>84491205
sounds like ares was a jew

>>84491226
Why would a Greek god worship the god of a completely different faith

>>84491258
he created the jews and he is actually jewhova

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>can die from bullet wounds
>is magically inmune to poison gas

>>84490086
>this is no man's land. no man can cross it
>good that Im a subhuman

>>84491291
She's weak to piercing objects and getting her hands tied up.

>>84490993
The real question is: she knew 100 languages from the classic era.

How they fucked does she know modern English?

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>>84490086
>Not posting the webm

This is so bad

>>84491317
why did the germans speak english?

>>84491291
She healed the bullet wound in a few hours though

>>84491317
Same way the Atlanteans in the Disney movie knew English

>>84491307
>weak to piercing and bondage
yep, she's a woman alright

>>84491307
you kidding right?
is that lore related?
never read her comics so idk if you trolling

>>84490086
maybe "no man's land" refers to MAN as in, the species ? I mean they weren't gonna call it no homo land cuz that doesn't sound right

>>84491327
>no cuts
>no pacman or some other bazinga tier reference quip
Top tier capeshit

>wonder woman is a jew
>the nazis literally traverse time and space to get her

LOL.

>>84490167

It's not a coincidence that the people shilling Spiderman Homecoming are also shitting hard on WW to try course-correct the Marvel narrative.

>>84491291
Bullets are not receptor antagonists, lad.

>>84491368
>is a jew
>lies
IMAGINE MY SHAWK

>>84491327
nice gook subtitles

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>>84491347
1/2

>>84491188
People will make war anyway. That was the point.

>>84491356
Women take words literally literally.

>>84491368
>spiderman movie about to come out
>metacritic already below wonder woman
>firsr ((korean)) rips come out and like 5 threads about it in the catalog
Makes you think

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>>84491347
>>84491401
2/2

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>>84491401
you cant make this shit up

>>84491415
Do you think that those shills are jews?

>>84491401
Pretty sure that hasn't been canon since the golden age, though. I know for myself it wasn't in the 90s.

>>84490086
The mvoie couldn't go 3 minutes and 40 seconds without a KANGZZZ YAS QUEEN moment

Dropped.

>>84491425
WW was fetish fuel that somehow got corrupted by feminists.

>>84490792
You... you didn't watch the whole movie did you?

>>84491483
It hasn't been canon for years but it's my fetish, y'know?

>>84491496
she did not knew that, for her that sword was suposed to be overpowered weapon.

>>84491021
>>84490586
To be quite honest my friends I was mainly excited to see Clair Underwood die since I know that's the closest I will ever get to seeing that cunt get what's hers.

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That's such a stupid line.

>this is no man's land.
>this is where we do most of our fighting.
>when we're not fighting in it, we're sneaking out to do recon.
>as you can see it's full of barbed wire, we send out teams of people all the time to lay it.
>OH and if you see a runner come through, make sure you don't delay him. Don't offer them a cup of tea, they run a tight schedule.
> what's that clinking and clanking noise you ask? Why that's the team's of thousands of miners who hang out underground in no man's land.
>hey look there, In that shell hole, it's a snipers nest, Hans is in there, 'say Hi Hans!'
>oh and looks like we have to stop fighting for the next day, the red cross want to get out there, give water to the dying, rescue the wounded.
>by the way we're going to play football later if you want to join us? Well...no, it's not a common occurrence, but if you want in on the game we'll be trading goodies like cigarettes and booze afterwards.

>>84491095
They always have. They use daddy's money or suck off their spouse. None of that has changed. They just have their own card with their name on it now to pretend it's their money

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>>84490950
>with the diversity team

>OY VEY THIS FILM IS ABOUT INCLUSION AND EMPOWERMENT GOYIM

>but can you throw in a drunken scotsman who's a wreck, a swarthy con artist from Alergia, and a Native American who throws tomahawks with grenades on them

>>84491490
So sorry your autism is so crippling

>>84491613
you forgot the smoke signals

>>84491415
>>firsr ((korean)) rips come out and like 5 threads about it in the catalog

They only released the rip after the box office entered the final stretch

>>84491635
Oh god how did I forget those.

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>>84490950
>mfw the indian guy sounds like a chicano

>>84491774
the actor is the guy from algeria
the one with the retarded hat

>>84491327
Looks great! I'll give it a shot.

>>84491871
dont, you will waste 2.5 hours of your life.

>>84491613
Why don't normies get sick of the forced diversity in most movies and TV shows? It just feels so inauthentic and fake.

>>84491916
I bet it's kino. Awesome visuals and shit. That's what make a good movie.

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>>84491981
because the jews agenda is to have at least half of all the actors ina a move/tv show to be niggers by 2018
even though they only make 10% of the usa populations (if you only count the ones that are not in prison)

>>84492013
The CGI used in WW is probably the worst I've seen in any capeshit movie, other than BM vs SS. All the fight scenes look video gamey

>>84491981
I dunno but. All I am saying is that I find it archly ironic that they would spend all this time talking about how they're so great for empowering women via Wonder Woman....but then they fill out her team with stereotypes that the same people whining about lack of positive representation SHOULD have been complaining about.

If they were actually interested in that sort of thing, that is.

>>84492013
no its not
>all fight scenes are in nigger slow mo
>you can see the CGI from a mile away even in 360p
>you can see this bitches stunt actress half the actions scenes that is not cgi because diferent body proportions
>no character development except "gyom are bad, but im a goddess im stron because women stronk"

>>84490118
I laughed audibly for a good 5 seconds thanks

>>84492093
It's so blatant here too. It's like the Jeep/Chrysler product placement in the Superman movies, only instead of cars you get nods to coloreds ensuring them they are indeed Queenzzz and haven't been forgotten.

Because we wouldn't want that.

>>84492023

How did Predator manage to have an Austrian lead, two black guys that didn't feel forced and a native american(?) without it being detrimental?

>>84490396
it's implied x

>>84490102
Not in Wonder Woman, but Pirates of the Carribean 5 used a similar gag.
>no man can read the map
>good thing I'm no man then
I walked out the theater then.

>>84492093
You could say the same thing about the hypersexualisation of black men in Hollywood. Many of those stereotypes have their roots in racist caricatures of the antebellum era, when black men were seen as hypersexual animals that needed to be controled . Which is why I find it ironic that Blacks today embrace those same stereotypes fullheartedly, and are essentially playing into the hands of racists. Hollywood diversity has always been a farce.

>>84490086
>watching the korean rip with korean subs

dude just wait a couple of weeks what are u a faggot pleb?

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>>84492205
World building in the first 5 minutes of the movie. Bill Duke dropping out of a helicopter in a suit was pure sex. You had this whole backstory crafted in your head already. Meanwhile Jesse Ventura looked like he just came from a bar after a hard days work on the ranch or whatever, while Arnie looked like he just came back from a mission in Cuba to acquire new cigars for his road trip. Ponch, Billy, Dillon, even the General - all the same - different styles, mannerisms, ticks, etc. The movie was well crafted and had a lot of love. It also helped the cast bonded together during pre-production via gym workouts and spec ops training. Why do you think Bill and Jesse mesh so well as buddies who have been in the thick of it? It's like a manly version of ebony and Ivory but it isn't forced. Or how about trying to make Billy laugh with your corny jokes while mentally steeling your brain for combat, during and after. (You) BELIEVE these guys have seen some shit and have gone through a lot with each other.

Today it's more "let's get an ensemble together and make sure there's color :^)"

Its just not the same.

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>>84491291
Yeah, but does she have melanin receptors tho?

>>84492325
are you saying the movie gets better?

>>84491327
>More blue filter.
>More terrible CGI.
>Subs in chink but I know the dialogue there was 100% guaranteed shit.
>Gal Gadot being as stiff and shit of an actress as ever.
This webm is all the viewing I'll be doing, thanks.

>>84490086
>they said the feminism wasnt shoehorned in LOL

>>84492376

Sounds about right. Mac is my favourite.

>>84491401
that's some grade A feminist propaganda my dude

>>84492523
Do you love it when anons fill your post with big, long replies, you filthy (You)slut?

>>84491327
is it just me or do all the physical action scenes in the movie really make her look like an unathletic 100 pound woman?

>>84492611
muscles are a social construct

>>84490118
they should have tried this in ww1. Send women in colourful bondage gear over the top. The enemy will think they're losing their minds.

>>84491327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RAQXg0IdfI

mashup when?

>>84491327
Why the hell does she look so fucking confused? it's so awkward.

>>84491327
This is the scene everyone has been raving about? Pathetic and cringy as fuck!

>>84490118
wtf is "bondage outfit"

>>84492795
shes on her period you fucking asshole

>I'm the man who can

Yes she /can/!

>>84492800
Yeah that's what I thought, Buzzfeed and twitter were all over this shit, I hadn't seen it. "Omg no mans land scene". I didn't look further into it.

It's shit.

>>84491291
>>84491307

Now if you wanted to see some triggering ask /co/mrades if Thor is bulletproof and what Christopher Priest and Kurt Busiek thought about it.

>>84490548
Can you fill that in and make it official

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>>84493138
>has an actual fist fight with Hulk
>can die because of a bullet

>>84490102

Nah.

>>84491347
She was created by some dude with a bdsm fetish. "positive symbol for all women". Yeah.

worst thing was it never felt powerful at all. you know like the big reveal that she is a super hero (scene in no man's land) was just cringe.
not to mention the morality of the whole movie was far off.

>>84491327
Is that Spud?

>>84490586
man nazis were truly superior

How would /tv/ do her superhero reveal?

>>84493645
its ww1 not ww2

the moment when it bailed from being a movie to a Carl's Jr. Ad

>>84493666
she says something logical and doesnt start crying when her argument is successfully rebutted

>>84493892
too unrealistic

>>84493892
its a superhero movie not a comedy

>>84490340
yeah that line was actually funny though

>>84490086
>>84490102
You could point out hundreds of flaws about this movie, but this is one thing they did right.

When Steve said "This is No Man's Land! Diana!", writers could have had Diana say "But I'm no white man with a tiny cock. I am a strong woman" and gotten a 100% score on Rotten Tomatoes.
But they didn't.

>>84492400
>>84492800
Poor marvel pajeets in full force

>>84491424
What the absolute fuck is that candle dude?

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>>84490586
sexy

>>84491327
regardless of gender politics we can all agree that was really fucking lame right? i wish capeshit had never extended beyond the raimi era.

>>84492816
google it mayne

Don't know what's cringey, that thread about Lindsay Lohan jumping on Emma Stone's momentum or this weak campaign thread

>>84496047
>jews hire jews
Big shocker! What a revelation! Also, 1/16th jew is barely jew so don't be a bitch.

How many men
Wonder Woman kill in this movie?

What exactly is DCEU Diana's power level?
>Superman tier strength
>Immune to biological warfare
>Not bulletproof
So any random soldier with sniper rifle could kill her then if she didn't dodge/deflect the bullet in time?

>>84490086

>the retarded gif where she with her retarded expression blocks a bullet that hasn't left its casing
I'm never watching this movie. I would hate to be brainwashed like you fags that defend Wonder Woman and Nu Star Wars

>>84497536

So you admit that Hollywood is run by Jews. Good to hear that, we are making progress.

>>84497784
They directly admit it dude. It's no secret. They are proud of it. There is no conspiracy because they openly admit to having disproportionate representation in creative mediums and use this to shape societies to eliminate anti-antisemitism among other things like racism, homophobia, etc.

>>84497959
Proof ? Interviews where they clearly state they own Hollywood ?
I can't say "Hollywood is run by jews" out loud in public for what I know.

>>84498171
They don't claim to "own" or "control" it because that'd be illegal. If they outright said that much they'd be hit with lawsuits. They do admit to having a high percentage of jobs in it though.

>>84491307
so she was weak to the d also? did captain kirk make her his woman at the end?

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>>84491327
people actually paid money to watch this trash, fucking incredible

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>>84492816
A wonder woman costume

>>84490328
>the most financially successful superhero movie this year

>>84490420

LOTR was garbage enough without that line, so it didn't even phase me when I heard it.

Got to love how this triggers manchildren

>>84500435
little victories hey big bertha

>>84493679
same thing, germans are genetically nazis desu

>>84491364
Yet it's still garbage

>>84492271
no you didn't

>>84491327

Is that an Ottoman Turk?

Any Armenians in the movie?

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>>84491327
That first expression HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA

SHE THINKS SHE'S """"ACTING""""

>>84503974
even compare it to eowyn is a cuckmove like no other

>>84491035
>greace
>asleap
the fucc is wrong wit u

>>84496184
What kind of person would have this image saved on their computer?

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>>84491327

>>84500434
To be clear, that line was in the source material, so it can't be attributed to any kind of feminist agenda.

>>84491327
Really powerful stuff

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>>84505692
It's just a realistic portrayal of what happens when stronk womyn try to play man.
Better get used to it, what with every western military shoehorning women onto the frontlines now.

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>>84491327
>Needs to block bullets with her wrist guards
>No one aiming for the exposed flesh on her legs

ok now I'm triggered.

>>84506213

> “But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.”

>>84507184
The meaning is the same. Copying it verbatim would be retarded.

>>84490396
Yeah that really subverted me

>>84506797
I just saw it was anime and started reeeeeeing internally.

>>84490396
I need to stop believing the turboautists on this site

>>84490102
No, you retard.

>demonstrates her knowledge of languages
>the Germans speak English but with German accents

>>84491327
DCucks actually defend this?

>>84491368
But people are shitting on Marvel endlessly and defending BVS again for some reason.

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>>84490699
kino

worst movie of the year

>>84508928

I can't understand that

>>84490086
Anyone else find it funny that they made all the amazon women on their island have the same stupid accent as Gal Gadot? Im like, why does Robin Wright sound like a retard? Oh yeah because thats what Gal Gadot sounds like.

>>84490118
Lol they must've thought she was there to "service" them

>>84490586
Lel what a shitty plot element, at one point these "god" women are being shot and killed by standard German conscripts, but in the next scene we have wonder woman dodging bullets and killing super soldiers while flying

>>84491424
can kike weapon pierce greece steel?