Hold up just a second, are you guys saying you wouldn't

Visualize

I absolutely would without a second thought.

she's built like a linebacker

>>84488010

!

No I can honestly say I don't find her sexually attractive, OP-kun.

>>84487976

that fuckin seen!
she has a shit face but that body!!!

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>>84488127
My dad caught me strumming my meat to this scene and sent me to pray away the gay camp for 6 months.

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>"Her dick is out!"

>>84488161
Obviously didn't work then

>>84488010
ass like a 10 year old boy though

magine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>84488127
Came for this pasta and webm. T-thanks.

>>84487976
Not really my cup of tea.
I can see why some people would like her but she wasn't really the kind of lady I prefer.

>>84487976
Im so desperate i would smash just about anything alive

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>Best True Lies waifu coming through

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>>84487976

>>84487976
Can I just say that True Lies JLC would make the best Motoko Kusanagi?

>>84487976
>It's a /tv/ misses the point completely that the dance is supposed to be awkward episode

>>84488467
No one's talking about the dance
We're talking about how fucking unsexy JLC is, full stop

>>84488127
She looks disgusting. Her face is a 1/10 and those high-waist panties make her body look horrible. The dance she's doing is not even slightly arousing imo.

Y'all are either virgins or just americans with bad taste. She looks like my mom in lingerie ffs.

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>>84488579
>The dance she's doing is not even slightly arousing imo

That's kinda the point.

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>>84488184
Seriously, what the FUCK did he mean by this?

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she's hot as hell. I understand the meme aspect, but is /tv/ really not into milfs? she's got pale white skin, perky tits, child-bearing hips. you'd have to be a faggot to not want to fuck her right in the pusy.

pic related is another one that /tv/ claims is ugly. I don't understand you faggots.

>>84487976
>are you guys saying you wouldn't smash True Lies JLC?
Yes. That is exactly what I'm saying because I'm not a homosexual

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>>84489836
I WAS FUCKING EATING YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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>>84488192

Every time

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>>84488127
DAMN, ABED LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??