>torture/fight scene involving a woman >have to turn down

Get a job and move out, loser.

>>84485598
My mom knows that I'm too beta to watch porn while she's in the house so I never have to worry about this.

>>84485672
>become a slave and forget about your family, goy

>>84485672
>paying for your own accommodation
You are the real loser, loser.

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>porn scene with a woman
>have to turn down volume so mom won't think i'm watching a regular flick

>movie has a 30 second sex scene
>mom comes in exactly when the scene plays
>What are you watching Anon??

>>84485697
I watch porn with my mum so it's cool

>>84485697
>tfw mom almost caught me jacking off once
>was so horny that I didn't give a fuck and started jacking off while she was in the kitchen
>hear her footsteps approaching
>have to quickly hide my dick in my pants as she enters the room
>bulge still clearly visibly
>sweating.jpg
that was a close call, pretty sure she knew what i was doing

>>84485672
>being able to move out, buy a house or have an apartment w/o taking two jobs

Hello trust fund kitty

>leave all my jizzy tissues down the side of my bed
>come back from sleepover
>the tissues are gone
>never mentioned
what happened to them?

>>84485598
I have a weird ptsd of turning down sex scenes every time even when I don't live with my parents. I think maybe my neighbors will hear me but thats unlikely

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>>84485813
>leave my jizztowel in the drawer
>one day i come back from school, jizztowel is in the laundry
>never mentioned

>>84485598
>violent scene involving screaming children
>have to mute volume so neighbours don't think im some sadistic pedo

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>tfw jerking so hard your headphones unplug and the moaning blares full blast from your speakers

>>84485775
>>84485813
>>84485855
You think your mom/dad never wanked?

fyi, your mom masturbates at least twice a week. your dad probably as often as you do.

>>84485883
I always mute the internet audio, computer audio and turn off the speakers when watching porn just in case.

>makes my desktop background a picture of some hot chicks ass with bald pussy one night
>forgets about it
>sister comes around next day
>turns on PC
>doh
She just laughed.

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>be 14yo curious kid
>home alone, watching yaoi hentai and fapping
>finish
>fell asleep
>wake up 1 hour later
>mom came back from work
>remember that the browser was still open
>rush to my pc
>the browser was closed

>>84485706
>Using the family defense when you're a filthy NEET

I can guarantee that your parents wish they had gone through with the abortion after all, and the fact that you turned out the way you did is the reason they no longer believe in God.

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>mam had the green one of these
>distinctly remember she did not like us playing with it
what did she us it for?

>>84485983
use*

>>84485983
what the fuck is this?

>>84485967
Something similar happened with me too. The first memory I ever had watching porn when I was young, I just went crazy, had to of viewed over 40 videos. Had no idea what browser history was. Never been talked about.

>>84485983
massage her undercarriage of course

>>84485982
You're right. If your family don't pay taxes, you should stop loving them. The government are our only true family

>>84485967
>>84486030
Ah, the old days of using a shared family computer. Delete all browser history, cookies and cache after every use.

>>84486020
Something you grip when you do push ups.

>>84486075
it vibrated though

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>son, why is the history always gone. I can't access my favorite websites as quickly when I have to search the entire website name every single time.
>uh, I don't know, I think the computer has a virus. gotta go

>>84486089
was it black?

>>84485890
No.

>>84486114
it was the green one in the picture

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>character assaults attractive woman (as actresses tend to be)
>doesn't try to rape her

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>tfw your dad watches porn nonchalantly all the time
>walk by and spot porn on his laptop
>walk by and he has soft core on the tv

he's not even wanking, he just watches it. what a fucking nut.

Why wasn't Incognito browsing a thing when I was a teenager. Would have saved me a ton of grief.

>>84486173
what an idiot

>>84486173
what is that in his hand?

>>84486228
a rooty tooty point and shooty

>>84486173
>cant overpower one woman

this guy is probably posts on 4chan

>>84486173
>not blowing her brains out

what a shit vid

>>84486277
>>84486246
It's not a gun.

>>84486301
>not bashing her skull in

what a shit vid

>back in highschool
>school lets out early
>walk home
>walk up to my room
>hear moaning
>peak in and see mom masturbating on my bed
>sneak back out and come home at usual time

>>84486314
it broke when he hit her

>>84485950
Your sister sounds cool. Did you fuck?

>>84486109
https://youtu.be/ldkMJZhSVqk

>>84485598
>Watching gay porn
>Have to speed up x3 so the pitch is higher and she thinks I'm watching japanese lesbian porn.

>>84486417
>posts from phone

>>84486417
sent from my iphone

>>84486439
clever

>>84485898
this. go full paranoid or go home.

>>84486458
>>84486462
Don't you know you can offload pics onto your computer?

>>84486512
That old chestnut eh?
Heh!
Guess we'll let you off this time pal but you be more careful in the future.

>>84486512
You're still a phoneposting piece of shit NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84485706
Is this really how autistic invalids console themselves?

>>84486549
>>84486568

>not even that anon

How new are y'all? You do no anyone can reply to any post, right?

>>84486616
fuck off y'all
that makes it even worse
defending a phone poster like that

>>84486512
Except you posted the exact same shit here >>84486486 and probably on a bunch of different threads

kys

>>84486660
#BTFO

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>>84485713
>porn scene with mom
>have to turn down volume so mom won't think i'm watching porn of her

>>84487876
that image is incredible