Why was her death scene in particular so brutal? Did she deserve

>>84479578
Deserve's got nothing to do with it

I don't even remember what happened to her. This was such a forgettable film. Cotton candy.

>>84479578
why do you criticize the only good scene from the movie? Serious question

>>84479604
Based Eastwood.

>>84479578
I felt bad for her.

She got stuck babysitting for her bitch boss (a demeaning task that obviously isn't her real job) and she gets tortured by pterodactyls before being swallowed alive.

Meanwhile her boss (whose greed got several people killed) gets to hook up with a Chad and suffer no consequences. I wonder if she thought about the injustice of it all as she waited to digest alive.

>>84479578

She's British right?

The Pteranodon saw her topless pics and then passed judgement on her.

I don't think anyone could argue that dino's decision to mercy kill was the wrong one.

>>84480615
I don't get why people seem to hate Clair so much. I can think of reasonable explanations for why she did the shit she did in the movie.

>>84480069
>Aunt takes sisters kids
>too fucking incompetent to watch them so dumps them on her assistant (OP pic)
>assistant doesn't give a shit about them for good reason since both kids have shitty parents and didn't teach them to behave
>kids run off
>Park gets attacked by those flying birds
>assistant instead of running for her life tries to find these two stupid kids
>bird grabs her and flies over water
>mega jumps out and eats them both

>>84480473

he's a filthy waifufag

>>84479578
Her death was the first on screen female death in the franchise. They wanted to make it memorable

>>84480615
I didn't really feel anything for her. If there's one way to explain why this movie is bad, it's the fact that this lady had this terrible, terrible thing happen to her that she didn't deserve but in the end I didn't really care at all. I mean I should have felt something, right? Like sadness for this poor woman who was about to get married, but got wrecked to all hell by dinos, then eaten. I should have felt something from that, but I didn't because the movie just didn't do anything to make me care about her because it isn't good.

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Senselessly brutal deaths are a part of the series.
Especially when you don't keep your eye on the kids.

>>84480732
>Claire
>Incompetent

Not even trying to defend this movie but it was made very clear that she had shit to do that day and was very busy. She wasn't incompetent, just too absorbed in her job.

My favorite part of the movie is how the teen wasn't interested in the park and only cared about hot girls but when his aunt assigned a hot girl to attend to his every need he ditched her and became interested in the park because the story needed him to.

>>84480655
Irish.

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>>84480818
>Races from safety to save his colleagues

>>84480876
she wasn't that hot, I'm barely enticed by her now and I wouldn't even notice her as a teen

>>84480799
Such a meaningless comment.

>because it isn't good

I didn't even notice it because I was half asleep for most of the movie.

2/5 would never watch this long ass movie again

>>84480848
>loses her sisters kids not even 10 minutes into her being responsible for them
>loses a huge ass dinosaur
>loses an entire park under her care

How isn't she incompetent? The people that pay her salary probably buried her ass on that island for losing them that printed money

>>84480876
>be horny teen
>be forcibly taken to a boring park with your autistic little brother
>aunt is a cunt who can't even be bothered to spend some time with her nephews
>assigns hot assistant to take care of you
>doesn't spend every minute in the park trying to bang her and instead make sure your autistic brother fucks up by putting both of you in a dangerous situation and getting the hot chick killed
JUST

>>84480932
And your comment is so much more meaningful. Congratulations, anon. You've earned it.

Wasnt it weird the mom bitching about the aunt not spending time with them? Like you arent even going to the park with them and you have the nerve to complain

>>84480972
I meant the fact that she had her assistant look after them wasn't her being incompetent.

>loses a huge ass dinosaur

They literally say the full genetic makeup of the thing was classified. She didn't even know it could hide from thermal sensors.

>loses an entire park under her care

Again, because she wasn't told what the thing was made of. If anything, the minigun operator on the helicoptor was responsible for that because he couldn't gun the fucking thing down before it crashed into the aviary and let out all the flying dinos.

>>84481043
>What are jobs
Something you know nothing about it seems

Those dinosaurs sent her to be with her dead titties.

>>84481043
She was busy being a bad mom and getting divorced from her children's father.

>>84481116
You mean like aunt also had? Why is the moms job more important?

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>>84480657
>>84481120
but pusy is wot realy matters

>>84481167

>AM I FITTING IN YET?

>>84481116
Then don't send them to the park until you can go with them. Theme parks are family ventures. If the family isn't going don't even bother.

>>84481151
I don't even understand your point. The mom has a job where she lives, the aunt has a job on the island....lol what the fuck are you that dense?

>>84481151
>>84481197

You are literally too fucking stupid to comprehend the basic premise of this artless cash grab Jurassic Park soft reboot. Kill yourself.

There's been a few PG 13 movies I've seen within the last few years that felt like they were originally written with an R rating but then got butchered by studio heads.

>>84479578
>you will never eat her ass

thix luthor

>make insightful post
>nobody replies to it

fucking brainlettes
this board is bullshit

Does anyone have that lesbian fanfic with her and Claire?

>>84481270
What are you upset about?

>>84481270
Calm down, im just trying to make a point for conversation

>>84480615
An animal that big would have a slow digestive system so she probably had lots of time to sit and think about it

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>>84481323
>insightful post

>>84480905
One of fictions unsung heroes

@84481421
>make shit post
i dont have any memes for you sorry summerfag

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>>84481349
I'm interested.

Jaw like a fucking steamshovel

>>84481020
fuck off, world is just a glib facsimile

>>84481671
that maybe so but one thing is for sure
you guys are reactionary shitposting faggots

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so, is Sam Neill coming back for JW2?

>>84479578
She was the first female character to be killed by a Dino in the series so they wanted to make it memorable.

I remember reading that somewhere, I think the director said it.

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There was a great interview where she said she was struggling to get any role after Merlin, and the director pretty much forced her to show her breasts against her wishes or wouldn't cast her.

Her first scene is getting banged doggy style

>>84481746
It takes 10 seconds to look up the movie on imdb.

>>84481804
meh

>>84481804
Oh shit is there more?

>>84479578
Basically it's because of the jews. They are trying their hardest to put down true white people and Aryans by always showing them negatively in the media. Why do you think blondes are seen as stupid? Why needlessly have this beautiful white Anglo Saxon die viciously and needlessly? Because the jew wants you to be brainwashed into feeling indifferent/malicious/and demeaning towards other people.

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>>84481824
But it takes you less than 10 seconds to type out the answer for me. Now get to work bitch boi

>>84481804
He didn't force her to do shit. She could have passed on the part if she didn't want to show her tits. No one forced her to show her tits.

>>84481824
not him, but sometimes one enjoys asking other humans things

>>84480905
based

>>84481804
What movie?

>>84480660
nobody hated her, only the director becuase he is a fucking hack.

The movie didnt know if it wanted to be a cheap sharknado film, a torture porn flick or a slasher flick.

it was crap.

>>84481804
Those t i t s look awful.

>>84481922
I would unironically rather sit here and dick you around for a half hour than spoonfeed you an answer that you are more than capable of finding by yourself

>>84480818
>Senselessly brutal deaths are a part of the series.
err nope.
Only coward or reckless characters get this kinds of deaths.
It's either tragic or retribution, in the sense of Zara it was neither. It was just torture porn.

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>>84481447
Which is fnny because it also features Fictions Greatest Villains.

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>>84481976
I'm a patient man.

>>84481948
Yes, when you can't figure out the answer yourself. Sometimes one enjoys figuring extremely simple things out for themselves.

>>84482001
>Coward or reckless
>>84480905
Eddie was a fucking HERO you piece of shit.
Zara was a bad babysitter.

>>84482001
Explain Eddie in JP2 then. He wasn't reckless. He had 2 choices: stay safe and let his friends die or do exactly what he ended up trying to do.

>>84481099
>defending a cardboard character.
Fucking shill.

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>>84482104
>he doesn't want to fuck said cardboard character

>>84482104
What is it that you are upset about?

>>84482085
>>84482095

You faggs need to buy some glasses cause you are fucking blind.
>>84482001
>It's either tragic or retribution,

>>84482176
>only coward or reckless
>it's either tragic or retribution

So which one is it? Make up your mind.

>>84482066
No, I mean talking in general.

>>84482329
talking to people =/= asking questions that border on retardation.

>>84482424
You're a very personable human bean.

>>84480905
>>84482085
>>84482095
I still get irrationally upset 20 years later about what happened to Eddie.

Fuck Nick van Owen

>>84480615
Hopefully she went into shock.

That scene stayed with me...

>>84479578
I would have liked it if the bulk of the movie was set in the hotel and those kids blackmailed her into being their fucktoy in order to not get fired!!!FACT!!!

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>>84481918
There's a great webm

>>84479578
Roasties btfo amirite?! The real reason was because no women have ever died in a jp movie before, so they wanted to correct that.

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>>84481804

>>84480818
He did nothing wrong

>>84480732
The worst part is you see the pterosaur getting chomped, but if you look closely, she simply gets swallowed whole...

>>84481804
She should seriously get a boob job. A tasteful one, not balloon tits, but something needs to improve those sagging sadbags.

>>84483651
WTF POST IT THEN YOU FUCKING NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

>>84482085
>Zara was a bad babysitter.
Which is why she was the executive assistant to the manager of a trillion dollar amusement park.

SHE

DID

NOTHING

WRONG

>>84483994
She said afterwards she's proud of her body

>>84484219
She lost the kids because she was busy yapping on the phone with her friend about her upcoming wedding.

>>84481416
It has rows of teeth in the top of it's mouth.
She was crushed and torn apart before/during being swallowed.

>>84484229
Well, that's embarrassing. Probably a lie, just saving face and being a "hero to body acceptance" or something.
She has a pretty face, bit of a man jaw but it's striking. But one look at her chest and your dick is as deflated as her breasts. Guarantee a small boob job could do a lot for her with pretty minimal scarring.

>>84479578
I want to lick her jaw.

Women with jaws like this here look weird.

Katie McGrath ought to be in more AAA movies. She should have been in big screen capeshit instead of Supergirl.

>>84484429
Because wide jaws are masculine. Just like fridge bodies and broad shoulders.

>>84484494
Nope, we don't need more Irish people in big budget movies.

>>84484321
Good observation. One of the cooler looking sea monsters I've seen on screen too.
>Remember Jaws? Well this fuckhuge fish monster had him for a mid afternoon snack.

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>>84481804
I've posted this before but I personally like this type of tit more than the "perfect round" ones. The more distinct the better, imo.

>>84480818
>>84483953

He literally didn't do anything wrong. If they all ran into the toilets and kept quiet the second they saw the Rex approach the fence *which at that point they knew lost power*, the Rex wouldn't have seen shit

Ian running towards the toilets with the Rex right behind him, expecting cover was the idiot. Also lighting up another flare when the Rex was already distracted by the one Grant threw on the ground.

>>84481167
GETCHO LAWNG TAWL NECC ASS OUTTA HERE BOY

>>84484690
That's some terrible, terrible taste. I mean thanks for making these genetic abominations feel better about themselves, their bent-dildo tits drawing a sigh out of them every time they see themselves in the mirror, knowing that someone out there doesn't just not mind, but WANTS them. But please castrate yourself to prevent you ever continuing on the "worse than National Geographic flip flop titties" gene.

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She has a really pretty face. Natural dark hair and light eyes is top tier

>>84479578
Her only crime was trying to pick up the slack of the kids workaholic aunt. She didn't deserve her fate and should've appeared in the sequel as a kick-ass action hero who is sick of the dinosaur's shit.

>>84484259
>She lost
>They fucking ran away
The fucking kids deserved to die.

>>84485212
Only the younger one for being an autistic little shit.

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>>84485111
I'm a fan

>>84485111
>>84485322
That vein could use a draining, though.

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She turned up on The Tudors in a five second role, apparently she and JRM were an item at the time. First time I saw her in anything.

>>84485322
Man her tits arent even visible there but since I saw the earlier pic now all I can see is their small form jiggling uncontrollably at that speed

>>84485354
She could drain my vein anytime, heh heh heh