Why did this retard even have a problem with his wife using magic

>>84478572
To create drama when she inevitably uses it.

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Like any good American man, he was Christian, and couldn't condone his wife doing it. The shame is he consummated before finding out, however I would like to hope I could get an annulment if someone doesn't tell me they're a witch when get married.

>>84478803
But whenever I watch the show I just think.. why don't you just let her use magic? It could drastically improve your boring middle class life.

>>84479862
because shes a dumb broad

Because he knew that it was only inevitable that one day she would completely alter his physical appearance. He was absolutely right.

The better question is why didn't he burn his mother in law at the stake?

That shit needed to happen.

>>84479955
Cliffs?

>>84478572
He was probably ok with it at first, but then his mother-in-law and the rest of her family kept fucking around and drove him to fear of witchcraft.

>>84478572
Because women can't be trusted to drive safely let alone control magic and the supernatural.

>>84478572
Depends which Darren you're talking about. First Darren because he was retarded. Second Darren because he was an angry, hate-filled, closet homosexual.

>>84478847
>Not having your pagan wife burned at the stake to save her soul

>>84478572
Weak men are afraid of strong women.

It's the same reason why 4chan is constantly shitposting about feminism.

>>84478572
It's the same deal with that queer from I Dream of Genie. Who wouldn't become a billionaire and screw that bitch all day long?

>>84478572

its a metaphor for darren being a drunk asshole.