>spends year fighting chinks in vietnam >gets legs blown

Fuck you.

Lt. Dan was KINO material.

Maybe he misses those viet prostitutes

MAJICK LAYGS

>>84476051
>not enjoying brutal hate fucking on a nightly basis

plebeian taste really

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>>84476051
LEWTENNANT DAN

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Why does he look like former Virginia Senator and war hero, Jim Webb?

>>84476051

It took me about 20 years after I first saw the flick as a kid, to realize the significance of Lt. Dan marrying a gook as him making peace with his anger from the war and (((embracing the diversity))). That was a big headslap.

At the time I just took it as as a matter of course that he might marry some asian woman and didn't pay it any further mind.

>>84477821
damn that makes sense..

>>84476051
>Be me in middle school
>Women's studies major Niggress history teacher let's us watch Forrest Gump
>During this scene yell out that he bought a Asian mail order bride
>Niggress teach flips her shit
>All male class laughs at her
Why are women so inferior to men?

he didnt walk so good, until he became a cyborg.

>lt. dan invested in Apple in what...the late 70s
God they'd be really fucking rich now.

most vietnam vets developed yellow fever fucking locals

>>84476576
fyi: jim webb married an asian woman

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Am I the only one who still gets choked up over Bubba's death?

He deserved better.

>>84476245
>LEWTENNINT DAYUN

>>84479080
spoilers fucking faggot

>>84479115
How can anyone not have seen this movie?

>>84478503
>All male class laughs at her
>laughs at her
>her
Sure

>>84479080
I wanna go home

;_;

>>84476051
>marries a chinese woman

that's a beta white cucks do

>>84479080
By far the saddest moment of the movie.

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>>84476051
>what was his problem?

I don't know, why don't you tell us faggot?

>>84479153
Maybe someone here hasn't turned 13 yet and their mom won't let them see it.

>>84479080
It's so surreal to think that very well could have been Dave Chappelle

He also told Forest that the day he became a shrimp boat captain he would become an astronaut, and his legs ended up being made of the same things the space shuttles were made of.

>Magic Legs...

>>84479558
That would be ridiculous, his face is too goofy

>>84479558
Makes watching Con Air kind of funny.

>>84478503
Hope you enjoyed it when she marked your grades lower than she usually would because she hates you, fucking retard.