Okay, who was in the wrong here? https://www.youtube.com/wat

>that's cool i always hook my friends up with sluts

>takes the banter seriously
>starts losing weight
Well, he was, obviously.

>>84473517
what's a good comeback that doesn't rely on direct insults or makes you look mad?

The slet.

>>84473582
>and then you wake up

>>84473582
what's wrong with being mad? some bitch just insulted you on live television

i think at the very least it's okay to be annoyed, nobody would ever believe that it didn't bother them at all

>>84473472
He shouldn't have sperged out like that but that woman was a cunt. Shs just insulted him on pive television, I can understand why he got mad.

>>84473674
She*
Live*

>>84473472
>Wow, LOL, uh okay, whatever you say you fucking bitch. Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and leave now. Oh and cancel the rest of my press appearances. I'm going back to America. Get fucked lady.

Wow the French are hideous

Only way to save it is to say something like "this is why jokes shouldn't have translators"

>>84473729
what would you do instead?

>>84473770
>was this part of your fantasy?
>*whip out big dick*

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>Heh. A gang bang in a hotel room? Isn't that how you got this job?

>>84473673
>>84473674
Watch the video. He says a good comeback but it's drowned out by audience's awws. It was just bantz and he seemed fine at the time. Don't know why he cancelled all his press. Miles Teller was being a beta fake alpha faggot he is and left Jonah to hang. We've all know a guy like that.

>>84473828
>No.

>>84473885
>uh well hehe okay

>men struggle with body issues too. I don't find this very funny.

>>84474177
>It's a joke. Lighten up, fatty.

>>84474177
this would turn him into a social media hero.

Somebody post the Tom Cruise response image from last nights thread

>stick to the weather honey, leave the joke-telling to chubby boys like me

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>>84474214
>Now why would you say that? Come here. Why would you say that? What's so funny about that? That's ridiculous. You like saying mean things to people? Don't run away. That's incredibly rude, I'm here giving you an interview, and answering your questions, and you say something really nasty. You're a jerk..

>I don't think they fuck nobodies, but I'll see what I can do

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>>84474214
They stole that joke from me.

>>84473472
>Well, that wasn't very nice. But if you want, I can legit hook you up with those guys. Cause like, I'm kind of a big shot, ya know. I know people cause I'm famous.

>I'll ask but those guys are only into attractive women

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>OH YEAH YOU FUCKING BITCH WELL MAYBE I SHOULD JUST SEND ALL YOU FUCKING FROGS BACK TO YOUR POND OF SHITTY WINE AND BAGUETTES WOULD YOU FUCKING LIKE THAT REEEEEEE

>>84473472
>What did she say? I don't speak this stupid frog language.

>>84473615
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HOLY FCUK THIS SHIT IS FUNY HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tell me when you get nominated for two oscars lady.

>>84473472
he was a fat slob
nothing he could say would have saved him, he would have just looked more pathetic

>get famous guy for your shitty interview
>ruin it with french """"""""""""homour""""""""""
why was this allowed?

yeah well the only thing you will be known for in your life is a 20 second bad joke targeted to an oscar winner.

Are English speakers naturally the best at comedy or is it just because it's the only comedy I'm really exposed to?

>>84474310

>>84473582
>that's what my wife tells me every night.

>>84473472
She is not a weather girl, calling her that was literally his comeback, good job Jonah
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ornella_Fleury

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"Are hotel threesomes how you got your job as a weather girl?"

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>*unsheathes .44 Magnum*
>*she shrieks*
>*audience abruptly stops laughing*
>*dead silence*
>I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you with this .44 Magnum pistol.
>*click*
>*audience gasps*
>A .44 Magnum pistol, I'm gonna kill you with this gun. Did you ever see...
>*chuckles*
>...did you ever see what a .44 Magnum pistol can do to a woman's face? I mean it will fucking destroy it. Just blow her right apart. That's what it will do to your face. Now..
>*points gun to her crotch*
>*she starts hyperventilating*
>...did you ever see what it can do to a woman's pussy? That you should see. That you should see what a .44 Magnum's gonna do to a woman's pussy you should see
>*points gun away*
>*faces audience while walking around*
>*french girl is crying*
>I know, I know you must think I'm...you know, you must think I'm pretty sick or somethin', you know, you must think I'm pretty sick. Right?
>*fires shot in the air*
>*audience is panicking*
>You must think I'm pretty sick? Hmm?
>*starts laughing*
>Right? I'll betcha, I'll betcha you really think I'm sick, right?
>*fires another shot*
>You think I'm sick?
>*laughs*
>*fires another shot*
>You think I'm sick? You don't have to answer that...
>*fires several shots*
>points gun at french girl's head
>I'm the interviewer now. You don't have to answer that.

>Now I know what you're thinkin'. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"
>*french girl is sobbing hysterically*
>*she just pissed herself*
>Well do ya, punk?
>*french girl screams*
>*pulls trigger*
>*silence*
>*chuckles and walks away while audience is stunned*

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>>84473472
Ornella is /ourgirl/ she knows white boys are horrible in bed so she picked up a PROPER man

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>>84475185
no way

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>>84475079
>you should see what a .44 Magnum's gonna do to a woman's pussy

>>84474816
"No"

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>>84473472
DO NOT ACT LIKE YOU DON'T BUST OUT LAUGHING EVERY TIME YOU'RE REMINDED THIS EXISTS. Also, why the fuck is Jonah Hill being interviewed on foreign television? I am not convinced any market gives a shit about him.

>>84475501
what the fuck is that thing doing on french tv?

>>84475738
Wow, you're so edgy dude. You made fun of someone. You're really cool dude!

>>84473472
who is the black chick. She is hot.

>>84475185

Don't know if Ornella is actually French or a North African shitskin. I mean I've seen Southern French types and they can look very araby.

>>84475785
guaranteed replies

>>84475931
This 2bh.

>People think it was possible to come back from this when everyone else there speaks a different language

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU HORRENDOUS FUCKING CCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNTTTTTTT!!!!! GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'LL FFFFFFFFUCKIIIIIINNNNNGGGG RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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>>84473472
What did France mean by this?

>>84476370
I'm sorry Frodo

>>84474310
Condescending Cruise kinda , but youre setting yourself up for another rebuttal, even more painful than the first burn

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>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My fans like me. Subway likes me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

>>84476827
>Subway likes me
heh

women are always in the wrong

>>84473582
>jokes on you, they're both gay
>i have a sexual fantasy too. it involves hitler penetrating the ardennes.

>>84473472
>I'm not your friend. You don't get to joke around with me like that. I'm here to do a job, so be professional.

>>84476026
france is algerian at this point

>>84473556
He was gaining weight for that shitty movie he did with miles teller and was skinny months before this interview

his clapback was weak though and you can tell he's miffed that he doesn't get hollywood poon

>>84478366
uuuuuuuh

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>>84473472

>>84478086
This is the best one

>>84474310
this is the most mature respond you can give and end the bitch's career at the same time

>>84475185
Mustapha has the faggiest voice in the world.

>>84476026
What's wrong with not being a pasty beta cuck?

>>84479085

>t.assmad Frenchie that looks Maghrebi

No seriously some ethnic frenchies especially the southern ones look Italian/Spanish dark aka MOOR

>>84473853
>Miles Teller was being a beta fake alpha faggot he is and left Jonah to hang. We've all know a guy like that.

Every jewish male in the world, plus all the other beta faggots who'd do anything to be left alone

>In the words of the French, I surrender.

>>84479313
>look Italian/Spanish dark aka MOOR
and what's wrong with that? It's not blonde haired, blue eyed, pasty cucks that civilized Europe, made the most important technological and architectural advancements during Antiquity and the Middle Ages, started the Renaissance, were the greatest artists, were the first to start civilizing other continents being the greatest world explorers, etc. etc. Being so prideful about your looks is beyond pathetic.

>>84479667
yeah it was the British

>>84479667
>it's a nigger starts talking about architecture episode

yawn. back to speaking arabic mr. torres giusieppe perequatro

>>84479667

It's not just pigmentation, facial features of a lot of Italians, Spanish, Greek and southern French/french are very Berber and Arab ie Semitic and gracile. I'm just pointing out how they look you massive butthurt faggot.

>>84479667
You mean the Dutch?

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>>84479696
>>84479736
>>84479746
>>84479780
>triggered plebs
lol

>>84473472
>professional actor known for comedic roles cant handle entry-level banter


Based French presenter.

>>84479696
>>84479780
Since when did Anglocucks or Nedercucks start the Renaissance?

>>84480016
>triggered by a nigger

yawn. austerity time dominic.

>>84480140
Fun fact: romans viewed black africans as civilized while you nordicucks as barely human

>>84480352
shows how fucking dumb romans were doesnt it? hahaha

go back to africa vincenzo

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>>84480555
>shows how fucking dumb romans were doesnt it?
No they weren't, because black Africans were literally more civilized than your pathetic ancestors hahaha
>go back to africa
I wish, so it could become as rich and civilized as it used to be while your ancestors were living in mud huts hahaha

>>84478713
no it isnt, fag

>>84480716
yeah africas thriving and the germanics are struggling to feed themselves

fuck i hope i never meet you adriano you dumb nigger haha

>>84474198
Not really. The whole "fat acceptance" meme is only geared towards women. Men are still relentlessly made fun of for being fat.

>>84475501
>jonah hill
>not considered funny
I mean hes decent I enjoy him as the side character in a lot of shit and the two buddy cop comedies he made were really good

>>84480889
>yeah africas thriving and the germanics are struggling to feed themselves
Modern times don't change the past my nordicuck friend, just look at modern Greece, Egypt, Mesopotamia, etc.
>fuck i hope i never meet you
top cuck

Google French person and you get Arab looking individuals. Where the French ever white apart from German rapebabies?

>>84481065
The "white people" meme was literally invented by spaniards.

can you guys stop ruining the jonah hill thread
you have 3 board where you can argue the "who is white" meme

/tv/ for forcing this meme so hard

Jesus, who invites someone on to their show and starts mercilessly making fun of them like that.

Seems pretty mean spirited, but he took it pretty well.

>>84481034
yeah it sucks that the modern times dont change the past

otherwise youd have to admit youre a nigger from rome salvatore and italies a god damn nigger filled shithole run by fat mafia faggots who fuck their daughters

cosi cosi

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>she's getting mudslimed

who's laughing now

>>84481472
>nigger
>god damn
>nigger
>shithole
>faggots
Keep the tears flowing, nordicuck.

>>84481714
truth hurts you shithole austerity irrelevant third world country nigger

>>84474689
The latter.

>>84481784
>still mad
hahaha

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>>84481980
JUST

>>84475079
gud

>>84482017
I'm Portuguese and live in Luxembourg, you little cuck.

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>15 years and /tv/ still can't come up with a proper comeback
jesus christ

>>84480716
>North Africa
>Black Africans
lolwat

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>>84479736
>mr. torres giusieppe perequatro

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French is such a disgusting language

>LAY PEEUOO GOUUUUN PEEUUUUOOO

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>>84477703

>And who did you bring along?
This is seriously the best one yet.

>>84480016
>chimping out in a tundra shithole


kek

>>84475079
>...did you ever see what it can do to a woman's pussy?
Pffhah

>>84482295
?

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>>84473582
>>84473472

>it's a hamplanet has no confidence and can't take a joke episode

what a fucking surprise lmao, have some self-respect and stop eating so much you obese fuck

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>>84473582
>Haha that's same fantasy my ex had, but she ended up leaving me instead

>>84482212
>LAY PEEUOO GOUUUUN PEEUUUUOOO
what?

"hurr durr maow zee shurr teedoo furr waowlurr murr" this is what english sounds like and half of your vocabulary comes from french and it's funny to note that every time you try to sound intelligent and sophisticated you always use an english word of french origin instead of using its more commonly used germanic synonym.

>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH

>>84474310
I dunno why everyone's acting like this one is any good. Replace it with Jonah's face and it's incredibly butthurt.

>>84482613
That sucks as a response. As a daring synthesis, it is genius

>>84473582
>I never fantasize about you at all

>>84473472
>0:13
>the way he was ignored
B T F O
T
F
O

>>84482492
Why are you so easily butthurt? Are all frenchmen little pussies like you?

>>84475079
hahaah

>>84482877
Go away Jonah, or you can put a chastity cage on and watch Leonardo and Brad from the keyhole.

Someone post that video where Jonah gets repeatedly btfo by interviewers and his costars. The one where Brad Pitt implies he's not a "real actor."

>>84482987
I wanna see this.

>>84483023
bump

>>84473582
*whisper softly to the camera*
Agincourt

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>>84483664

>>84475079
based

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>>84473828
nice

>>84483023
>>84482987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwZD0pthP9Q

>>84476827
rip in peace uncle buck

>>84483816
that was clearly an intended/good-natured burn between buds

>>84483873
o-ok

>>84475185
she looks paki / arab too .
Why is it I hate most arabs

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>I have a fantasy about you as well. You meet a rich handsome guy, get married, have kids, and love every day of your life because you are surrounded by family. Then your cat wakes you up.

>>84485201
the guys are turds but the women are great. obedient submissive curvy sluts who know their role in the bedroom and kitchen and dont act all uppity outside of it.

>>84485201
>paki
you are retarded

>>84473582
Best to just not say anything and play it off, then come back later when the person is alone with duct tape and a hacksaw.

Guys, I figured it out.

This is how Jonah Hill should have responded:
https://streamable.com/zy79g

>>84474189
a good one too

>>84473582
"Oh sure. How much money shall I tell them to bring?"

It's about the implied insults.

>/tv/ still doesn't have a comeback

>>84480016
for real though, nords and germanics were the niggers of ancient europe

>>84480016
>you will never be so anally devastated you make a picture like this
thank god

>>84485765
I guess it was fine when white guys made it to make fun of niggers tho

>>84485822
Where? When?

>>84485321
>but the women are great. obedient submissive curvy sluts who know their role in the bedroom and kitchen and dont act all uppity outside of it.
I can tell you've met very few irl and are just basing this off nothing

>>84485863
it's literally just a modified version of the "my ancestors" image with the black woman and the Egyptian sarcophagus

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>>84475079
I'm fucking dead

>>84485875
nah ive met and dated a few. dunno who youre associating with. but they want you to convert to islam and thats a no for me dawg.

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>be fat kike
>get roasted by euro

history repeating

Didn't he try to say she was sodomized or something, but it just came off as a really weak insult?

>>84486944
he says it while the audience is still laughing so they dont hear it and then theres a delay between it getting translated so noone laughs

hes a fag

after he says it he looks at Myles for approval cause hes a beta and Myles is apparently less beta despite being a huge beta

>>84473582
>its you who'd be leaving sweetie
>looks straight into camera
>winks

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*blocks your joke*

>>84473582
The best comeback would be to lie on the floor and start crying. That'll get 'em

>>84473472
>y-you too

>>84473582
The best comeback is to not be a fat unfunny b-list actor that's being signed to act alongside a-listers due to connections in the first place.

Why is everyone ignoring the fact that he started it when he said "I heard you get sodomized on a regular basis" to the girl?

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>>84475079
Hahahhahahaha

>>84473582
>and whom would you bring along

>>84487397
/thread

>>84487397
so you're saying i'm better than jonah?