If he was such a badass rebel in his youth how come he was still

>>84468171
He prolly rebelled at the idea that a man has to be a Chad.

>>84468171
He's lying about his virginitude levels.

>>84468171
Because the show was poorly written and inconsistent. See: Sadgasm (everyone loves to shit on the episode for changing it to Marge going to college in the 90s, but the premise for the episode is actually a real giant plothole that no one had previously realised)

>>84468473
>Sadgasm

Having not watched the show for years, is that the one where Homer is in a grunge band in the 90's, whereas in the actual 90's he was in a barbershop quartet?

>>84468171

He's rebelling like how Wally is in Twin Peaks

>>84468665
Yup. That one.

They seem to change that -90s gap every few years or so.

>>84468665
>in the actual 90's he was in a barbershop quartet
That was the early 1980's. Homer was up against Dexy's Midnight Runners, and they broke up in 1987.

>>84468473
>the premise for the episode is actually a real giant plothole that no one had previously realised
explain pls.

>>84468853
They've all been the same age since 1989

>>84468853
It's always been implied Bart was an "oops" baby, but if Homer is in his mid-30's, he had been dating Marge for almost a decade before he was born.

Matt Growning and I once shared a joint and I mentioned this to him. He speculated that Marge got pregnant in High School but miscarried.

>>84468171
>The Simpsons doesn't care about continuity or contradictions between the plots of different episodes

Wow! My jaw has practically dropped off my head!

>>84468665
In the 90's, Homer was working at a nuke plant and had a housewife, a 10 year old boy, 8 year old girl, and baby less than 1 year old.

SIMPSONS DIED AFTER SEASON 9

>>84468473
>Sadgasm
>Everyone loves

Who? Who fucking loves that garbage?

>>84468904

How is that a plot hole? I dont' get it.

>>84468171
well, considering he was in vietnam, he'd be in his sixties at least

>>84468904
>>>84468853
> Matt Growning and I once shared
> a joint and I mentioned this
> to him. He speculated that Marge
> got pregnant in High School but
> miscarried.
fuck you

>>84468171
because each episode is the same day in a seperate universe to most previous episodes. it's why theres only scattered continuity

>>84468171
Because he wasn´t a virgin, it was just a lie he told so the town stopped pestering him and Edna about their relationship.

>>84468171
Literally a few scenes after he says he's a virgin he make a joke about how people will believe anything from a hear teacher and him and Mrs K then go into the closet together. Do you fags not pay attention ?

>>84469495
This

>>84469495

I dont know if you noticed, but the simpsons dont age either

Apu's kids are Lisa's age.