I've only seen the first one and "Minions". Can

>>84465559

its isnt The Godfather, just watch it you autismo

Just watch the second one, what's the hangup, if you've seen the first and the spinoff why skip to the third one, are you strapped for time?

>>84465559
Gru has a wife.
She's voiced by one of the female Ghostbusters. That's it.

>not despicable 3
missed opportunity tb h.

>>84465559
These movies are so bad. I don't understand how they got one of the South Park guys, I can't remember which, to do a voice in this movie. You'd think he wouldn't want to do a voice in a mediocre children's film.

>>84465559

why would you watch this fucking consumerist product

>>84465691

I actually applaud their straight forward non-Activision numbering

>>84465654
I want to go right now because I have nothing to do and I'm sad because of no gf, so I want to distract myself by going to the kinos

>>84465666
thanks desu

>>84465811

Go see Baby Driver faggot

if you saw it go see it again instead of this trash

Minions seem to have become the modern equivalent of Ziggy

>>84465751
>Parker says he took the role largely because, unlike nearly everything he’s ever done, it would be something his then 2-year-old daughter could actually watch. “She’ll see a picture of Cartman and be like, ‘Oh, that’s Daddy’s work,’ ” he says. “But it’s not like we can sit down together and watch the ‘South Park’ movie.

>>84465858
thanks for looking out for my entertainment friend, but it's not out yet in my country. they must still be doing the shitty dubbing or something

>>84465935

The newspaper cartoon?

>>84465962
another great comedian ruined by marriage

>>84465935
literally who?

>>84465783
That's literally what all movies are dipshit.

>>84465962
That's cool I guess. At least he's not pretending he was impressed by the script or anything.

>>84465559
I FUCKING HATE THE GODDAMN MINIONS. FUCK YOU WHOEVER CREATED THEM:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU.

>>84465977
yes
>>84466024
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziggy_(comic_strip)

It's bland, it moves product and women who work menial jobs think it's funny

That's a really effective poster.
Well done.

>>84466235

the minions were tolerable in 1 & 2,
then they got their own movie and became insufferable.

>>84466251
>and women who work menial jobs think it's funny

So like Cathy?

Even as a kid I realized all the damn strips ended with her screaming and people dare talk shit about Garfield

>>84466311
This. I hate seeing the minions everywhere, but when I watched the first two movies just to see what they were, they were by far the best part.

>>84466330
you got it. Those same secretaries at dentists offices who had the Cathy calendar now spam Minion memes on FB relentlessly

minions are fucking great, its first animated movie that I enjoyed since Ice Age

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk7jPNcVrJI

that song from hold monsters major 10/10

I am not sure on what is this prison scene with dance based.

>shes TWELVE, not FIFTEEN and she'll always be TWELVE
>*looks at audience*
what did he mean by this? no, really. what the fuck was that about? i only saw the first one so i dont know if thats related to the other movies or if hes saying it to the audience. is it somehow supposed to stop porn? cause that will only get you more porn of your 12, not 15, year old daughter

>movie's own writers forgot that Gru is Carrel's character's last name

>create Gru's brother, name him Dru

Ah yes the great comedy duo of Felonius and Dru.

>>84465962
Is Trey Parker seriously implying children don't grow up watching South Park? I was 7 when the show came out, it was the coolest thing in elementary school.

>>84466963
Just because you had bad parents doesn't mean everyone does.

>>84466989
>implying even the biggest helicopter parent can safeguard their kids today
Pewdiepie is one of the biggest children's entertainers and that guy's stuff is filthy.

>>84467086
he's losing that audience now

>>84466944
>Character's name is Dru Gru

Just saw the trailers out of curiosity.

Is it just me or is the main plot too similar to Uncharted 4?

>>84465691
>not Despicable M3

>>84466883
guys i wasnt joking about this. what the fuck did he actually mean by this. i dont want to wait for another thread

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>>84465559
Just play Metal Gear Solid and you'll understand

>>84466944

Except they didn't, his name actually is Dru Gru

>>84466963
A kid watching South Park or playing GTA is something else than having his father sit down with him and do those things. South Park is not something a parent can enjoy with their kid, unless they're both adults.

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>>84466330
>Cathy
Oh fuck you for reminding me of her

>>84467906
that's what I was getting at. Felonius Gru... and Dru Gru.

I bet you even they forgot.

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>>84465559
you'll miss some stuff