>Harrison Ford 6'1" >Alden Hymieberg 5'9"

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>>84452512

>>84452512
Manlets always win!

>>84452568
I mean, I'd let Eva Green sew my mouth to her labia. It's not that big of a deal.

>>84452512
I truthfully feel like this will be a complete bomb. I can't even think of any normalfags that wanted a Han Solo movie without Ford. It will be a true test for disneys influence to see if they can get something positive out of it.

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>>84452568
HOT

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>>84452586

>>84452512

Why did they even make this film. Why not just make Darth Vader and have it be about him hunting down Jedi that survived order 66. Wasn't that his job at first? Does Disney not want another easy 1.5 billion?

>>84452512
I'd sooner watch a Han Solo movie with a creepy young-ified CGI model of Harrison Ford than this heap of shit with a noname manlet that looks like a queer.

>>84452616
surely there is some carpenter out there that can play this role for the next 50 years, thats not an ugly no charisma manlet

>>84452670
She got instantly wet when he started peeling the shirt off. Guys like that could have literally killed their mother and raped 15 babies and hot chicks would still wanna fuck.

Why live...

>>84452709
Why would they make a film about a WHITE MALE who is LITERALLY part of the Space NAZI EMPIRE slaughtering innocent Jedi of Colour and Otherkin?
Who the FUCK would enjoy that besides LITERAL FASCISTS?

>>84452795
>Would rather watch a CGI Solo movie than a real actor
Kikewood is winning.

>>84452670
The little guy has moobs

>>84452670
that ending
i feel terrible now

>>84452910
I didn't say anything about a real actor in my post.

>>84452566
i was going to meme the same too but then i remembered ford is a jew also

>>84453228
That's a stretch t b h f a m

>Ford's maternal grandparents, Harry Nidelman and Anna Lifschutz, were Jewish immigrants from Minsk, Belarus (at that time a part of the Russian Empire).[4] When asked in which religion he and his brother were raised, Ford jokingly responded, "Democrat,"[6] "to be liberals of every stripe".[7] In a television interview shown in August 2000, when asked about what influence his Irish Catholic and Russian-Jewish ancestry may have had on his life as a person and as an artist, Ford humorously stated, "As a man I've always felt Irish, as an actor I've always felt Jewish."[8

>>84452512
Why did they cast him
>Hymieberg
I wonder why

>>84452512
He met the film maker at a bar mitzvah. I am not joking.

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Jew me by my size, do you?

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>>84452616
It's going to be made, regardless of what goes wrong. Kennedy will railroad this through hell if need be.
>Complete bomb
Critically maybe, but it will make Disney a billion dollars, if not more.

First the Naruto Story with the Force Sloth and now this. Hopefully Star Wars implodes over the next two years

When's the Boba fett movie

No one gives a shit about Han solo anymore

Star wars died when Lucas sold it to the jews

>>84452512
There's essentially no difference between 6'1'' and 5'9''. Tall people just imagine there being some cutoff for the "ideal" height while in truth women don't care about how tall you are. I should know as i have sex with 4 different girls a week here in London ;)

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>>84454131
Oy vey, sell me your franchise goy. Shekels only, republic credits no good here.

>>84454159
PFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you go from this...

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>>84454159

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>>84454215
... to this

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>unhappy with the director
>replace him
>unhappy with the guy playing Han
>replace him
Jesus christ. This is turning into a bigger mess than the fucking Suicide Squad

>>84454242
lol the hair and face are all wrong, how can they fuck up a simple thing like this?

>>84452512
How much do you want to bet they'll release it no matter what despite being able to take the finical hit of not releasing it?

>>84452512
These are both wrong. Harrison ford is like 5ft11 and the new guy is like 5ft7 lmao.

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The trouble with making a Han Solo movie is that his character set the groundwork for every other snarky, quippy, wise cracking space cowboy that came after him in the history of movies.
So now, unless they do something completely drastic with his character, he's basically just gonna be Starlord 2.0.

>>84452852
Its also why the fuck nogs and sand worms. They like barbarians. Feminist are angry because they dont atrract them.

>>84453593
Implying irish catholic arent jew puppets just look at ther paki fag prime minister.

>>84452670
the little guy isn't even fit tho
he's BTFO in every category

They could have got that literal look alike to play him

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>>84454616
>have best friend who's a gigantic chad
>ripped as fuck, almost a foot taller than me
>went through girls like toilet paper in high school
>suddenly confides in me while we were drinking one night years ago
>he clears his throat, takes another sip, somethings bothering the fuck outta him
>starts bitching about women in general
>skanks, bitches, whores, all just want his dick, they don't care about 'him'
>"Sometimes I wish I could be... I dunno.. gay or something. Would.. that be too wierd or whatever?"
>mfw the whole time he's talking
>I hear what he's really saying, back him up 100%
>"If you're gay, you're gay, who gives a fuck? Want another beer?"
He still hasn't 'came out' or whatever to anyone else, but it makes me feel good knowing that he won't get his heart ever broken by bitches again.

>>84452512
You know that Harrison Ford is a Jew as well, right?

>>84452670
>5'11
>6'1

>>84454809
so was he actually gay or does he think he's gay because he's just tired of vapid roasties? I hope things turn out alright

>>84454645
a half indian conservative homo businessman is a based leader you pleb

he is anti feminist and anti abortion, rich and smart.

>>84454242
>>84454089
The new jew Han Solo looks like a serial killer/rapist.

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>>84454242
He looks nothing like Solo. Should have went with Ingruber.

>>84454159
You literally just have to say you're 6' and women will believe it.

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>>84454809
Classic Brad

this /pol/ meme doesn't even make sense since berg and stein are both german names

>>84454809
Sounds like he's attracted to women, but prefers the company of men, much like any self-respecting man. All my chad bros share this mindset

>>84459457
Literally the ONLY reason he didn't get cast is because he's not Jewish. It's a fucking cabal.