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Jumanji 2 looking to be #LITTY, BLOCKBUSTER PISS INDUCING COMEDY!!!

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Jumanji 2 looking to be #LITTY, BLOCKBUSTER PISS INDUCING COMEDY!!!

TWO PISS FEST MOVIES IN ONE YEAR.

How does Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson do it?
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Dwayne literally had a tit-job
Nice moobs Dwayne
So masculine
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>tfw watching The Rock's downfall
Nobody is going to go see this shit. Nobody is going to see Skyscraper. Maybe people will go see Rampage but that could easily be a dud too.
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juuuuuust
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non fans are so non masculine.
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RAUNCHY
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>>84437894
>The Rock's downfall
>baywatch was a flo-
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>non masculine
what did he mean by this?
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I miss the early 2000s rock. Before he was a twitter emoji professor
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>>84437807
why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson a once beloved wrestling entertainer turned super star crashing this hard, has his head really, now at this point in his career gotten too big or is he just on every drug available
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>>84438011
t. unlit clean virgin critic
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>>84438011
he's taken a lot of chairshots to the chrome
i hope it's alzheimers
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>>84438011
i think people finally realized his movies sucked and his persona is faker than wrestling
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It's got Kevin Hart so there's no way it's gonna be funny. RIP Dwayne.
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gon get a lil bitty litty raunchy summer blockbustin' gut-bustin' pants-pissin fun!
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>>84437969
KEEP THAT EMOJI OUT OF THIS THREAD I DONT EVEN WANT TO SEE IT
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>>84437807
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>>84438011
I think hiding his sexual preferences behind this fake macho persona is killing him from the inside. We're watching his descent into madness
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Wait, that emoji is feminine?

I saw a tweet of his on here yesterday where he had the "hand pointing to the side" thing that black girls with attitude do (talk to my hand shit).

And this guy played a tooth fairy movie wearing a robe. How fucked is his perception?
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>>84437807
Holy shit is this real? It's hilarious.
He's been surrounded by nu-males of Hollywood for too long.
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PISSING in my RAUNCHY

#litty

#LegendaryCheetDay
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>>84438084
No, post more please
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>>84438056
>>84438125
but it doesn't make any sense, he used to be a charisma super nova back when he was a living persona, why is he now that he's actually become Dwayne Johnson and not just The Rock unable to deal with any criticism
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Seeing people slowly turn on Dwayne has been fucking fantastic. I know it's silly to like and respect him because of his character in wrestling and be disappointed he's not like he used to be, but he really is a slimy cock sucker nowadays and he's a living meme.
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>>84438129
This is the masculine version.
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Dwayne the Pebble Peterson
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>non masculine
what did he mean by this?
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he still making money with Vin thanks to the fast and furious movie, why he can't avoid these turds?
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>>84438246
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What does litty mean?
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Really finna makes me think...
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>>84438307
please dont arose me
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>>84437807
What movie is it being compared to?
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fuck yes can't wait
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>>84438307
I wanna fuck the emoji
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>>84438307
more
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Reminder that he's defensive about these movies because he's the producer.
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>>84438307
jesus christ im getting aroused by a fucking EMOticon
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Dwayne should stop acting like rocky maivia and start acting like the rock. Nobody likes his wholesome all smiles act. We all see through it. Cut the shit out.
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Is he just playing the greatest heel in entertainment history?
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>>84438337
https://twitter.com/ollyog/status/880181849041010688
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>>84437807
Two #PissFests in one year!? Critics may hate him, but the Rock is King! Can't wait to hear the urine flowing down the theatre seats. Gonna be raunchy! #litty
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Dwayne?
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>Te amo MEXICO for making #Baywatch the biggest Rated R comedy opening ever in your country.…
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>>84438307
hi would you like to have my penis
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>>84438457
no i think he actually cant contain his ego anymore because he's lost sight of the game
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>>84438309
i believe it's a symptom of a urinary tract infection
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What does litty mean?
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>>84437807
How is that emoji non-masculine?
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>>84437807
Ballers is a good show and he does a great job in it.
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>>84438636
fuck off pajeet
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>>84437807
>Jumanji 2
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>>84438700
the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout

#litty
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>non masculine

what did he mean by this?
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>>84438732
is that what i think it is
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Just when you think you understand emojis
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>there will never actually be a movie that makes people reliably piss themselves laughing
>you will never sneak into a viewing only for attractive women and watch them all piss themselves
Yeah guys just have lots of (((humor))) threads where you laugh at my dreams, thanks everybody, that's cool

>>84438725
me love you long time i would put my lulla in you
i make good fuck you call me baby
how do i contact?
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>>84438732
I think the Chinese title for that movie was even Jumanji 2: Zathura when I saw a Blu-ray of it when I went to Taiwan.

But the movie itself isn't really that much of a Jumanji sequel, even if the book was a Jumanji sequel.
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>>84438732
How can emojis be real if our eyes aren't real?
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>>84438700
it's nigger lingo baka desu senpai
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]The Rock falls in love with a Baywatch Reboot.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the new movie's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls it, thanking it for the time by saying MAHALO, and is overjoyed to find out that his Baywatch film is FUN for the FANS that will lead you to a PISS-GOOD TIME.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his new movie made for the FANS, it ends up being panned by critics who have a disconnect over what the piss-happy FANS want over a RAUNCHY SUMMER MOVIE. After some investigation, he finds out that the piss-inducing comedy he called is not the same movie he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is Baywatch's alternate universe counterpart, with Daddary's mammaries rather swinging dicks and gore.

Hijinks ensue as the the Rock strikes up a deal with producers to shill his movie over Twitter until everyone pisses their pants and floods theaters in a sea of piss. While the two chase a dwindling box office, DRAMA from the R-18 COMEDY ensues as they begin to piss on each other instead in HILARITY and question the NATURE of LITTY.
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>>84438700
yes
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I guess you could say he's nearly hit....Rock Bottom
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>>84438794
Yes, it is prime Kristen Stewart.
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>>84438941
>>>/a/
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>>84438457
no he's succumbing to the pressure pop culture has put on him, think about it before the acting he was the peoples champ and the people were good wholesome wrestling loving families so he was the fun good guy wrestler.
now he's the symbol of masculinity and the symbol of male sex appeal, you put that kind of pressure on a dude he's gonna implode on self-importance no matter what. he also has to appeal to the masses who gave him those titles and the masses love Amigos, Kevin Harts humor and social media, its bound to end badly.
remember this is the guy who ditched his wrestling buddies to go sing karaoke when they went bar hopping
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>>84438941
Already a thing.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90
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>hating on the Rock

Have you guys seen this movie? IRL the Rock is basically like the off duty portion of his character in this movie. Remember that when you read his twitter feed. You may gain some insight.
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>>84437950
you need budget + ads
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@TheRock does it again! I will personally see #Jumanji three (3) times. #Jumanji is sure to be LITTY and I guarantee it's not made for the critics but for the true FANS!
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>>84439087
>expecting me to watch a movie to know what the fuck you're talking about
explain in text or get the fuck out
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>>84439087
sup dwayne
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>>84437807

The fuck does "litty" mean?
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>>84439119
Here,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUMZviyljUI

>>84439138
See, he gets it.
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>>84437807

>he's already talking shit to the rock over his new movie

hahaha
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>>84438941
YOU SEE ROCK-AH, KEIT-AI FINDS A WAY-AH.
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>>84439087
Do you know Dwayne?
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tfw you forget you're not an extra in a raunchy R-rated beach movie while at the beach
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>>84439159
t. critic

You'll never understand, too much disconnect between you and the FANS.
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>>84439087
It's literally a bunch of faggots who wouldn't dare say anything to his face in real life
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>>84438941
Why does /a/ have the worst memes?
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>>84439196
what was going on
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>>84439212
hell yeah brother, i know you like to get wee-weee litty!
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>>84437807
>juuuuust
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>>84439212
>insult him irl, he breaks my nose
>free $400k split between me and my vicious lawyer
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>>84439234
white woman being a disgusting white woman.
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>>84439234
She just forgot she wasn't making a sexy lil R-rated pissflick, she knew critics like you would hate it and just wouldn't "get" it, but the TRUE FANS would LOVE it.
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>This finna pinhead Dwaynetty SEETHING this hard

LMAO
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>>84439246
The Rock is one of the nicest guys alive. He'd never hurt anyone unless he absolutely had to
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>>84438941
LITTY
I
T
T
Y
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>>84439268
don't breed goy

>>84439297
Then why wouldn't I dare to say anything to him irl?
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>>84439226
Not as bad as /asp/ memes tho.
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What an absolutely raunchy tweet. Juuuuuuust the right about to have me piss my pants with laughter. Between Jumanji 2, Baywatch and the third season of Ballers it proves that 2017 is the year of The Rock. It's gon get #litty
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>>84439234
obviously some guy making a voyeur pee fetish video

if anyone thinks it's anything else you're a fucking idiot
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>>84439291
Sup Carter, still pretending to be a woman on /asp/?
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>>84439359
Solid logic there, m8.
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>>84437969
>>84438103
>>84438246
>>84438904
only out of touch CRITICS use feminine emojis
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>>84437807

My piss is ready to splash this movie at the first laugh.
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>>84438567
>https://twitter.com/ollyog/status/880181849041010688
the rundown actually looks litty downloading now

https://youtu.be/DL5Su-QweXE
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>>84439469
You're a genuine fucking moron if you can't figure it out.
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kys ya pinhead
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>>84439187

>taping your wrists for strength

Cool.

>taping your finger joints for strength

NYO MUH GAH
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>>84439531
You're a genuine moron if you have such a narrow acceptance of the truth.
It's a voyeur who caught a woman peeing before driving home for the beach, as woman are notorious for being unable to hold their bladder. It would be really shitty to fill her car seat with piss so she went off to the side.
But you could be right, we'll never know.
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hmmmmmmmm
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WATERSPORTS
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>>84439609
You're a fucking idiot m8.
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Now that the dust has settled, who drew more dimes here?
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>>84437894
Maybe he'll go back to wrestling full time and save WWE from all the indy vanilla midget faggots ruining the product.
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NOW YOU SEE, THE ROCK HAS COME DOWN HERE TO /TV/ TO CLEAR UP SOME MISCONCEPTIONS. THE ROCK SAYS THAT ALL OF YOU JABRONIE MARKS AND CRITICS DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THE ROCK GETS MORE PIE FROM THESE BLOCKBUSTERS THAN YOU ALL GET IN A LIFETIME, BABY! JUMANJI IS GONNA BE THE ILLEST FLICK SINCE BAYWATCH. SO TO ALL OF YOU UN MASCULINE EMOJI POSTERS: KNOW YOUR ROLE, SHUT YOUR MOUTH, BEFORE I WHOOP YOUR CANDY ASSES BACK TO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL, IF YA SMELLALALALALALALLLLOW... WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'
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>>84438307
you can see ehr pusy
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>>84439469
I can tell you're also a TRUE FAN, don't listen to the accusations of that fucking CRITIC, these are just the genuine raunchy AFTEREFFECTS of watching our fun lil SUMMER MOVIE.

>>84439531
Haha maybe you should watch the movie before you run your mouth moron, critics just can't appreciate a fun movie

>>84439609
(it's likely staged senpai, though it is a pretty decent candidate for realz)
>tfw can't upload a few good bikini ones I was able to find because moot is a faggot about audio streams
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>>84439690
Austin, without a doubt. Austin made more money than Hogan in a shorter period of time.
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>>84438171
theres no such thing as a nigger from polynesia who can deal with criticism without acting like a dumb fucking animal

t. lived in australia and played footy in australia
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>>84437807
>Chad getting his thin skin exposed and taking to social media
Schadenfreude. Every time.
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>>84439667
It's okay anon.
>>84439762
If that is "staged", whoever directed the scene is a complete professional and should have an easily located website (and watermark). A staged voyeur video would be of the same presentation as a staged ufo filming. You can't intentionally do involuntary movements. The subject behaves slightly strangely, but the camera man behaves 100% like someone who was just filming ass and instead got piss.
But again, you could be right. I'm not a fucking moron so I'm open minded.
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>>84437969
he's a homophobe misogynist
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>>84437807
Emojis in general aren't masculine. He shouldn't have specified.
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>>84439954
You seem oddly invested in this so I guess I'm just...I'm glad you liked the clip?
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>>84439954
Imagine going to this length to defend your retarded brain
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>>84439989
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>>84440000
Eggplant has the power to make "women" think they were raped, it's pretty masculine.
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>>84439724
What if his entire Hollywood career was The Rock playing the long game and he's finally on the road back to becoming the People's Champion?
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>>84440003
I just am baffled that anyone can call someone unintelligent while also blindly proclaiming they are right and anyone who disagrees is a moron.
>>84440023
Hey anon, is this staged?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNtswVj7IoA&
I mean, she poses and everything.
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>>84440048
I'm gonna need to see proof of this. That sounds hilarious.
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Do you think President The Rock will be able to win an Oscar post presidency?
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>>84440095
Go ask /g/ about the eggplant emoji. /v/ could probably tell you too but the meme and the story belongs to /g/ by rights.
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>>84440088
If you think those two videos are the exact same you are again proving your stupidity
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the rock used to be the epitome of cool

what happened to him? he's kurt angle tier now
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>>84440162
Leave it to fucking /g/ to be responsible for raping somebody with an emoji
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>>84440088
>>84440166
Both of you curb your autism, no need to fight over my fun raunchy lil pissflick

>>84440223
Actually I think it was some dev or tester on some github project or something. It was pretty good anyways. Feminists, by the way, are almost exclusively terrible coders.
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>>84440280
Coding requires logic. I'm not surprised.
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>>84440166
Solid logic there, m8.
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>>84440146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppBuIpMa-Bs
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>>84440378
I wasn't making an argument, I was making a statement, idiot.
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>mfw the rock looks at Trump as some alpha male who spazzes out on Twitter and because he's a beta male who uses steroids to make the facade of being alpha he tries to emulate another alpha and comes off like the autistic beta male emulating alphas that he is and always has been
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>>84440354
>tfw literally raped by compiler errors because the patriarchal oppressive architects of C-based languages force you into a false choice between imperative (male-affirming) and object-oriented (female-exploiting) paradigms and transphobic binary logic wit "wrong" and "invalid" choices even though code execution exists on a spectrum of validity and assuming the intended goal of a program or that it should have a goal at all is incredibly *ist
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>>84437807
>non masculine emoji
lel
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>>84440432
Here, you dropped this.
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>>84439724
>thumz up f u agre
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>>84440551
how will i ever recover?

imbecile
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>>84440056
>this controversy gets followed up with more taunts to the point where it can't be ignored
>Dwayne Johnson goes up to make a public apology
>"I've come here to say that..."
>he stops
>"it doesn't MATTER what what millenial bitches think of me! Its time The Rock crawled outta the boyscout shit he's been crawling in
>"Olly Gibbs. I'll see you in the ring. Bring your iPhone so you can text your friends after I LAYETH the SMACKETH down on your CANDY ASS!"

It would be the most ambitious arc in WWE history.
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I love that this movie is coming out, since it means that Dwayneposting is staying for a little longer. I was afraid that it was going to disappear with Baywatch since its probably my favorite recent /tv/ meme.
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[urge to piss self intensifies]
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>>84437894
The normie masses love the Rock he's in the top 5 paid actors right now. He's not going anywhere
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>>84440721
D O
I T
where my split heads at ayooo
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>>84439989
>The Rock is gay.
>He's a homophobe misogynist.

Nah man.
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>>84440479
>tfw people forget how sexist math and electrical circuits are
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>>84439770
>made more money than Hogan in a shorter time

Pretty sure the Gawker verdict made Hogan even more money at a shorter amount of time.
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>>84440966
Why isn't it called WOMATH, HMMM MYSOGYNERDS??? HMMMMM>>>
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>>84437807
Piss Memes
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Kurt Angle is better desu
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>implying The Rock won't be in every franchise

B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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>>84438056
He needs to unironically turn heel
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>Baywatch was Dwayne's first bad mov-
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>>84439690
>stevetty
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>>84441502
Imagine being SO plebeian that you couldn't even handle toothkino
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>>84437969
>>84439989
It's a subtle way of calling him a cuck
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>>84441502
I still can't believe he did this shit
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Does The Rock has a cameo in the Emoji Movie?
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YES!
Dwayne posting is making a comeback!
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>>84437807
I don't care about Jumanji fuck this rehash hollywood shit

The only thing I care about is The Rock impregnating my wife. I want to raise my wife's son and the rock's CHILD. It would be a honor and a great privilege. But it will never happen, fuck...
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WOW!

Looks like the critics are in this thread and have come with their knives and venom in full force.

It's funny because there is a huge DISCONNECT between them and what the FANS think.
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talk to me about my piss fetish
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>>84437969
Classic projection, the rocks a fruit
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>>84437950
dammit, china
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Is Rockposting here to stay?
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If the Rock is the peak of masculinity does that mean acting like a teenage fucking bitch is masculine?

Did our ancestors really follow the faggot gossip poofter into battle? Seems odd

Seems like a manufactured beta who injects a substitute for alpha hormones has no idea what an alpha is.
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>>84443018
not with awful posts such as yours
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>>84443111
Yes actually. Real men indulge themselves in trivialities as they are too alpha too give a fuck about how they look to some dumb retarded person.
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>>84437807
He's pulling a trump

He will run for President in four years and will twitter feud with him the entire time.
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>>84443161
Don't think we'd be following some old doughy asshole into battle. Unless it was for Israel and to die for Jews then I'D BE SIGNING UP.
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>>84438307
i want to lick her butte and pusy
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>>84441502
>it took five people to write the screenplay
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>>84438622
BUILD WALL
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>>84437807
What a travesty.
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>>84443161
you've been posting this a lot, you obsessed about drumpf or something?
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>>84443161
He respects actors and calls out dykes. Better than /tv/ by far.
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>>84441865
What the fuck
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>>84438307
I'm gonna fap to her pusy
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>>84444757
based pusypost
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Is Dwayne's career gonna end soon?
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>>84437969
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>>84439196
Amy Schumer?
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>>84437807
Ready to get LITTY y'all
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>>84439724
Whatever happened to gimmick wrestlers?
Everyone nowadays seems like they're just "big guy who is a big guy".
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>>84446442
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>>84446498
vince is obsessed with the BIG GUY trope
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>>84437807
2ruanchy4u
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>>84446518
Didn't think I'd ever see snuppaposting on /tv/, in all honesty
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>>84444628
yes
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>>84446548
What pro wrestling really needs is a CIA.
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>>84437807
>thinkman is feminine
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>>84446619
he said non-masculine NOT feminine, I..I mean The Rock would never insult the beautiful women with and without penises who grace this earth, even though he is 100 percent heterosexual for vaginas. Female vaginas
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>>84438732
Can't remember, was the astronaut she had a crush on her brother from the future?
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>>84446619
How is it not non-masculine? If you literally fucking put your hand to your face like that in public I would be inclined to punch you in the fucking mouth.

Just because it's an emoji doesn't mean it's ok. It's still cringe inducing.
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>>84437950
It was a flop.

>ever taking worldwide into consideration

Get the fuck out
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>>84446817
You're autistic.
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>>84438208
Oh fuck I wish someone would send him that as a response.
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>>84437950
The budget for Baywatch was ~70 million, so that's pretty much just barely breaking even
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>>84437807
>Jumanji 2
WHY?!
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>>84446574
sup fellow snuppabro. she was one of the cutest watersports girls. shame she fell off the map
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>>84439525
It actually is a pretty good movie despite some of its more stupid moments (like the Rock punching out concrete pylons). I enjoyed it.
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>>84437950
The fans loved it.
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>>84446848
Because I'd punch the mouth of a cringe inducing fag? Sounds like someones butthurt.
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>>84437807
>stop using the non masculine emoji
This is toxic masculinity in action.
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>>84446914
She lasted a long time relatively speaking. For me it wasn't even that I'm attracted to her as such, she just actually understood why people like it and was into it herself, ran her own site for a while, the videos were good.

>>84446968
What was its production budget anyways, did it break even considering international?

>>84446983
Read your last two posts and tell me you are not an autistic cringe-inducing faggot.
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>>84441865
>Pies masculinos™
Argentinian foot fetishists?
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>>84446760
yeah lol
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>>84447078
then there was a new girl, Bella, who was filmed in the same house as Snuppa, after snuppa stopped making videos. bella is good too but doesnt have the same effect on me. Maybe Norwegians just know how to make people happy
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>>84438622

Trump was right!
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>>84446548
Damn, that's a shame, you just don't have any memorable greats anymore
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