Why didn't any of you faggots ever mention that there was

>>84435177
I can't even explain how badly I want that girl from the first video to be my gf :(
Which one was your favorite OP? If you haven't seen it yet too the 2nd one is pretty good also.

>>84435177
maybe if you were nicer to us and didnt call us faggots we would scare more horror kino titles with you

>>84435177
bro you called me cuck like 4 times today alone why would i share my kino with you

V/H/S and V/H/S 2 are pretty good

WARNING: the thid one (V/H/S: Viral) AVOID IT LIKE THE PLAGUE!

>>84435177
Why do people like this so much? I love horror and I thought it was terrible

>>84435228
Hmm, first one is probably the most memorable. I also liked the general plot of the fuckboys in the house getting the tape.

>>84435633
I'm sorry, browsing 4chan for the last couple of months made me think that this was normal behavior.

>>84435177
I don't understand the appeal of this movie. Things just seemed to happen. Was there a lesson or moral or themes that I missed?

V/H/S Viral > V/H/S 2 >>>>> V/H/S

>>84435918
>Was there a lesson or moral

These are horror movies, Anon. Not romantic comedies.

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GOAT movie, OP.

>>84435934
The only good thing about Viral was the parallel universe short by the guy who made Timecrimes. Otherwise, it was a huge disappointment.

The last tape on the first movie was good as well.

>>84435228
Dating a succubus sounds like a bad idea.

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>>84436046
Oh damn what's that from?

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>>84436381
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SiREN

>>84435918
>Was there a lesson or moral or themes that I missed?
you're a faggot anon

Was Viral the one with the skateboarders in Mexico? That shit was so hilariously stupid that I ended up enjoying it.
>Completely apathetic to that other kid getting murdered by cultists
>Oh shit zombie cultists better beat them up with our skateboards fuck yeah
It felt like a parody.

>>84435776
lurk more you fucking newfag cock sucker

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Anyone ever watch this? From the same guys

>>84436768
>Anyone ever watch this?
no, i'm sure you're the only one anon.

>>84436840
I havent, wanted to know if it was worth a watch

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>>84435697
This desu, I'd never seen such a dropoff in the 3rd movie of an otherwise decent trilogy. It's like they just thought:
>Hey, people really liked our two horror movie anthologies, let's bait-and-switch them and make a weird sci fi anthology for the 3rd one

>>84436866
why don't you watch it and form your own opinion you worthless fuck?

>>84436866
ye, it's an enjoyable horror anthology.
the hospital part is the best, keep that in mind, tho

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>>84436913
Just asking

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>>84437018
cock sucker.

>>84436680
This. It was the only segment from that one I enjoyed. The premise is so stupid, you can just turn off your mind and accept what's happening.

>>84437071
Kay.

>>84436768
its shit

>>84436913
are you totally bonkers? you've never heard of asking opinions?

>>84436768
I loved the transitions and the hospital story
its a decent watch

>>84437216
all you faggots just want to be spoon fed

>>84437228
I agree, car crash and hospital was good and the transitions were smooth

POWER RANKINGS

GREAT TIER
succubus girl
halloween
cult

GOOD TIER
webcam aliens
alien abduction
zombies

SHIT TIER
invisible killer
robot eye

WHY DOES THIS EXIST TIER
second honeymoon
v/h/s 3

>>84437898
Yeah, the second honeymoon was quite trash. The parallel universe, succunus girl and cult are the best though. The cult was especially disturbing.

It's honestly a guilty pleasure series.

The 10/91/98 segment legit should have ended with the guys managing to escape.

>>84435177
it's not even good

>>84440687
That one was pretty good. I love religious/satanic cults in horror movies