Somewhere on this board, there is a crime happening. Come quietly

>>84429951
I would purchase said object for the exact sum of a hundred cents. Cash.

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>>84429951
i haven't comiited any crime officer

bump.

this could a cool robocop thread.

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>>84430747
Go Robo!

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>>84430869

>>84430747
>You really think the Mods are gonna be there? Why would they invite us?

>All the boards had to bring in their shitposters. It's big. I figure they're greenlighting a raid.

>What, are you kidding? They never do anything ahead of schedule. It's the OP - he's got a new pasta and now he wants to show off.

>That's a tough break

>What, why?

>Well, the latest Baneposts weren't up to scratch, the mods wanted a backup plan. Probably just to light a fire under the board's ass. Anon here gets the assignment. Nobody on /tv/ takes it seriously.

>It's a better thread. Fucking Baneposters, I'd go straight to the mods if I could.

>Don't mess with Baneposters man, they'll make sushi out of you

>Yeah, you'd better be careful man, I hear that meme's a real shark

>Who asked you twerp?

murphy had the most awesome chin

https://vimeo.com/86055002

Bitchesleave

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>>84431369
There's a Robocop post......I developed as a contingency against just this sort of thing.
We've restructured /tv with some good candidates.

>>84432152
>Thank you for your concern anon. I'm sure this is something we can take up in my office at a more-
>DICK! Maybe what we need here is a newfag. Tell me about your plan young anon, how long will it take?
>We're ready to go Sir, we've restructured /tv/ and placed prime candidates according to shipost quality. I'm confident that we could go to Roboposting status within 90 days
>Good, very good. Get your greentexts together, I'll expect a full set of (you)s within 20 minutes

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>>84432374
That's how it is on the Chinese image sharing boards. You see an opening, you go meme it.

Watch your shitpost,
Baneposters will be saging you.

Fuck Baneposters. They fumbled the keks
and I was there to pick 'em up.

Too bad about CIA, huh?

That's life on /tv..

When do we start?

As soon as some summerfag shitposts.

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>>84429951
>or there will be... trouble

I DON WAN NO TROBBLE!

>>84433219
>Pretty fancy memes there Murphy
>Yeah, well, my son Jimmy goes on this Chinese basket weaving forum called 4chan and every time he goes there he sees a Banepost so naturally he thinks every good post should be_
>And you don't wanna disappoint him
>Yeah, well.....role models can be very important to a boy
>...............
>...............
>...............
>Okay, okay I get a kick out of it
>All units, all units, board /tv/
>Well that's just....why don't you post!?

>>84429951
I still live at home, I always cum quietly

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>>84433403
feels!

I don't believe it!

What?

You saged the fucking Robopost!

I wanted to fap!

It's as good as archived, redditfag.
You stupid, stupid cancer!

Anon!

What do you want?!

We got a summerfag on our tail.

Come on, roll for dubs.

Move it!

We ain't gonna roll a get.

Slow down.

Are you crazy?

- Shut the fuck up and do it!
Just do it!

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>>84433788
>We ain't gonna roll a get.
Actually.....

>>84433788
>Baneposters, this is post #84434109 requesting backup
>Roger #84434109, backup is currently unavailable. Backup ETA, 15 minutes
>Alright, Roboposts at the ready
>Everybody choose the images
>Okaaaaay
>NOW!
>What the fuck? Where did he go!?
>Anon!
>Here, he's up here!

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>>84433999

Shit, Anon, my post.

Oldfag, pick him up.

Can you fly newfag?

Anon, no!

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>>84433999
Nice

>>84434109
>Baneposters, we located that thread on page 7 of /tv/, now where's that backup?
>Backup is still unavailable. We estimate another 10 minutes before units can arrive
>Oh, man. Well, you call it
>Alright, let's shitpost
>Okay. Stay in touch.

>Freeze. Alright, let's see those memes. Nice and easy.
>Sure. Mind if I.......file my flight plan first?
>HA HA HA!

>Takes memes to make posts. We steal the memes and use them to get (you)s then use the (you)s to make even more posts. Capital investment man.
>Yeah but why bother memeing when we can samefag?
>No better way to steal memes than free enterprise. Banepost?
>Nah. You know those things'll kill ya
>You wanna live forever Dr. Pavel?

>>84431369
>>84432374
>>84433219
>>84433403
>>84433788
>>84433999
What is this??????


It's amazing!!!!!

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>>84433219
>/tv

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>>84434252
Don't move...Go ahead and shitpost.. Sagedpr on Page 1 you're posting with me. Dr Pavel?! I got a topkek in here.
Okay, tough guy, roll trips. Roll trips!!!
Turn around and chek 'em.
That's right.
Dr Pavel, where are you?
You alt right?

>>84434496
>Why don't you let us take over from here oldfag?

>Your IP is mine!

>NO! Not yet it ain't.......
>Well what we have we here......you got a good baneposter, summerfag? Sure you are! Why you must be some kinda great baneposter to come into the thread all by yourself

>ARGH
>Where's your Pavel? Where you're Pavel!?
>Well guys, the other poster was up there. She was sweeeeeet, mmm mmm mmm. I got her banned. HA HA HA HA HA!

>I bet that really pisses you off. You probably don't think I'm a very nice poster do you?
>Buddy, I think you're a faggot
>See I got this problem. Baneposters don't like me. So I don't like baneposters. Na na na na na. Na na na na na na. Nananananana na na na na NA!

>Well give the anon a (you)!
>Hey new summerfag, hey, over here!

>Aw shit, I'm outta images.
>Me too
>Does it hurt? Does it hurt?
>Okay, fun's over

>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

>>84434260
fuck off you disgusting fucking faggot

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>>84434700
Goddamn, is this a Get thread as well?

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>>84434700
Check his dubs.
- Clear.
Bump him. Get the QT image.
Okay, hit the reply.
Let me get page position.
Got a page position of 3.
We're gonna have to lurk more.
Check for dubs?
You're in.
Other reply.
Get the tripcode off.
Tripcode off. Prep him for a fap.
Let's get some baneposts.
Type and crossing, six CIAs.
Page position dropping.
Dub rolled, getting
Page position back back. Normal QT images.
Can you shitpost that, Anon?
I really have to tell you something.
Page postion?
I've got page 17.
Alt right.
Okay, we gotta bump him.
Put the qts in.
Okay.
Stand clear.
Coarse D-fib.
Let's bump him again.
Clear.
Last page. Let's go,
intracardiac epinephrine.
All right, it's in.
Archived.
Let's go ahead and post a trap then quit..
Okay, everybody stand clear.
Clear.
All right, that's all we can do.
Let's call it.
What's the time?

>>84435241
>Starting to sage
>Still saging
>Ah, shit!
>Bring in the dubs
>What's the story?
>We were able to save the (you)s
>What? I thought we agreed on total deletion now lose the (you)s okay?
>Jesus man
>Can he see what I'm posting?
>Doesn't matter, we're gonna archive the thread anyway
>Well I think we should lose the (you)s, what do you think oldfag?
>Well, he baneposted in a Robothread, didn't even use any proxys. We can pretty much do what we want to him.
>Lose the (you)s
>Shut him down, prep him for deletion

>The entire thread's going to be composted of this
>It's Roboposting, accompanied with Robocop reaction images and screenshots
>Go ahead, make a post
>GRARGH! That's a hell of a meme
>It's dank. It could crush every banepost on /tv/
>Alright, attach it to the catalog
>You are gonna be a bad motherfucker!

>Hey, hey look. he's monitoring the thread!
>Hiiiiii, Happy Get Thread
>These quads are for you
>Awwwwwww
>Happy Get thread!

>We get the best of both words - the fastest Roboposting captcha will allow, an entire folder of related images and a lifetime of thread creation
>It's is my great pleasure to present to you-
>Roboposter

>C'mon, c'mon. Those (you)s are for you!
>Go Robo!

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>>84435594
I'm what you call a repeat shitposter.
I will shitpost again.
I get my reposts from a reddit.
Shut up, faggot..
Go through the side.
A cell is set for observation.
What's this all about?,
It's official /tv business, so please, get lost.
We got four or five posters...
Hey, this is bullshit!
I take my orders from...
What is this oc?
When at rest, you'll broswe the catalog.
Yes, I understand.
What about big brother threads?
We check his post history with one of these.
How does he fap?
His bbc is simple. This thread dispenses anal gifs that sustains his penor.
It looks like cp.
Knock yourself out.
Let's start with replies.
Give me a check 'em.
Got it?
checked.
Roll
Check.
Roll
Checlk
Now lurk
Check.
lulz analyzer.
It's up.
One, two...
...trips.
Checked.
screenshot.
Now greentext.
Bump it.
Page 1
I think he's ready.
We got it.
All right, clear out.

>>84436032
you are a fucking failure anon, never post again.

>>84436032
>What are your Prime Directives?
>Create Robocop threads
>Post Robocop pastas
>Reply to Robocop posts
>That's good
>I fuckin' love that guy!
>Hey, hey, it's the Roboposter!
>Check out those fucking memes!
>This poster is really good
>He's not a poster, he's the Roboposter
>What are they gonna do, replace all the anons?
>C'mon
>He needs a thread
>Thank you
>Oh yeah, go get' em boy
Sorry anon but I've gotta go
It's been fun though
If someone can screencap all this, that'd be great

Cop kino
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7qUNx5_UBbI

>>84436271
its okay i had to go too bc ive got a date with a girl

>>84438150
trannies aren't girls you fucking queer