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*smirks*
Mistah Stussy, do you how a cheetah hunts? Once a cheetah spots its prey, it stalks the prey. Tall grass is essential here. Fortunately for the cheetah, the places where its favourite prey gathers to drink are typically surrounded by tall grass. Using the tall grass for cover and its spots as camouflage, it silently approaches its prey, treading softly and slowly to avoid detection. Although the cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world, it is not capable of prolonged chases, so it needs to position itself as close to its prey as possible before it decides to make an ambush. So the question is Mistah Stussy, are you the prey, or are you the grass? Surmise.
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he was a good crooked man, it motivates me to get into a life of crime
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>>84425900
He motivates me to become bulimic
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>>84426459
binge & purge friend, binge & purge
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>>84426459
This. I have IBS so i pretend i'm him whenever i'm anally purging myself after a week of binge eating. Once I'm finished I go:
>Veee Emmmm Vaaahga
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*Emits regurgitation externally*
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>>84425594
Well uh, you seem to be mistaken here anon. Emmit would have clearly been the chetah in this predicament. Ill tell ya, hes a true go getter that Emmit; bold, brash, and brave he is.
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Is this the new Vince posting?
> My grandfather told me you can discover everything you need to know about everything by looking at your hands. I've been looking at mine all my life, every day since I was 5, and you know what I've just realized? They're fucking feet.
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I want Vargaposting to become a thing
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>>84428937
Can /tv/ handle the intellectuals
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>>84426554
Do you also pick your asshole with a stick?
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The Tsar, Mr. stussy. Nikolay alexandrovich romanov and his family, executed by peasants. The proletariat, tricked by Jews. A whole nation destroyed. The word Tsar comes from Caesar, him to, assassinated by the plebs.
You are the Tsar in this situation, Mr. Stussy. Are you gonna let history repeat itself?
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>>84430075
>Caesar
>assassinated by plebs
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>>84431332
You don't get it, that post was so well thought that it included the whole "True Story" gimmick
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>>84431670
It was so poorly thought that it had such a glaring historical inaccuracy Varga would have never made. The plebs loved Caesar.
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>>84425594
Mr Stussy have you ever burnt ants with a magnifying glass? See it takes time to get the skill down, you have to hit the perfect angle in order for the solar power to burn the ants. But when you get it just right, becomes a weapon more powerful than the atomic bomb. So I ask you Mr. Stussy, are you the magnifying glass or the ant?
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>>84431670
this guy gets it
>>84431736
dumb
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