When was the last time you saw good and entertaining movie?

Crank fans have the worst taste in cinema
Go watch Filthy Frank

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>>84415643
Chocolat. Coincidentally also the most recent movie I've watched. Guess I pick 'em well.

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>>84415643
Fifth Element

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decided to watch Look Who's Back because of webms and gifs from it
surprisingly good movie

Premium Rush, Yamakasi >>>>>> Crangk

>>84415643
Quick /tv/. You are the lead writer of the new Crank movie and a coked up jewish producer will visit you any moment.
You have 5 seconds to complete the following sentence: In Crank 3, Chev Chelios has to ... to survive.

>>84417579
Pretty interesting watching just how right most people were when interviewed.

>>84417632
irrelevance

>>84415643
Do I need to watch Crank 1 to understand Crank 2?

>>84417632
...fuck as many women as possible.
Because a nebulous criminal organization kidnapped him and removed his testicles. They needed a steady supply of his vastly superior genetic material to manufacture super soldiers they can later sell to the highest bidder. So they keep his balls alive and impregnate kidnapped European tourists with his sperm. They replaced his testicles with a device that will explode if he doesn't nut every 30 minutes, because... fuck it, it's a Crank movie.

>>84417632
Absorb heat sources.

The Assasination of Jesse James

The long, wide shots relax the fuck out me.

>>84417745

this is promising but what's to keep him from just sitting in a room and jerking off for the entire 90 minutes?

>>84417789
He needs to get his balls back so that Doc can put them back in. Sidenote: his voice keeps changing throughout the movie.