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:^)

Why America so awesome bros

I never see burgers at the cinema. Usually just pizza or popcorn.

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>American Satan
>American Gods
>American Ninja
>American Horror Story
>American Pie 6

>>84416576
Right on anon
>>84412757

There are two kinds of American movies. One is like American Ninja which marks itself as a hybrid imported fun

The other kind tries to present itself as a serious reflection but is in fact pointless and boring and whining

>>84414555
>richest country in the world
>largest percentage of people in poverty in the western world
>healthcare not only costs money, but is ridiculously expensive
>people actually die due to not affording health care
>spend more than double on the military than the rest of the world combined
>been involved in conflicts virtually constantly since ww1
>race issues
>gun issues
>mental health issues
>police issues
>political system is basically oligarchy
>country is divided on basically every important issue
>obesity epidemic
>higher education not free
>higher education ridiculously expensive, leaving students deep in debt
>no history of culture older than 200 years
hmm

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more americans would go to movies if they served booze and burgers

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>>84412757
All problematic movies

>>84416665
you can't get beer in american theaters?

>>84412757
People who named their movies that way implied that the protagonists represent the general average most mean American people.

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>American culture

>>84416576

American Gods actually has an interesting point on that I guess (misquoting from memory):

>America is the only country obsessed with what it is.Other countries know what they're about. No one wonders about the soul of Norway or the heart of Mozambique. Mozambique knows what it is.

Don't think it's quite as absolute as that, but interesting when you see all the "only in America" stories filtered through that and reciprocally.

>>84416576
>american gangster

What are some movies that use this naming format for other countries? Only one I know is Russian Ark.

>>84412757

Americans by and large still have a pretty weak national identity and as such constantly feel the need to define what American versions of things are.

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>>84412757
I only see 'american' as 'avoid this unless drive a ford and can be easily manipulated'
I am unfortunately American and I apologize for the turd we bestowed on the world.

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>American Psycho
>American Beauty
>American Hustle
>American Sniper
>American History X
>American Honey
>American Pie
>American Graffiti
>American Ultra
>American Gangster
>American Reunion
>American Pie 2
>American Wedding
>American Movie
>American Mary
>American Splendor
>American Pastoral
>American Gigolo
>American Ninja
>American Psycho 2: All American Girl
>American Pop
>American Grindhouse
>American Dreamz
>American Made
>American Heist
>American Fable
>American Reflexx
>American Teen

>>84418272
There are so many more just check letterboxd.com

>>84418295
>check "British"
>barely anything
Why are Americans so self-absorbed?

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>>84418272
>>84418295
>American Me
>American Express
>American Dreams
>American Gothic
>American Assassin
>American Madness
>American Outlaws
>American Boy
>American Heart
>American Hero
>American Flyers
>American Pimp
>American Juggalo
>American Anarchist
>American Guinea Pig
>American Poltergeist
>American Dream
>American Nightmare
>American Virgin
>American Promise
>American Interior
>American Warships
>American Gun
>American Scary
>American Guerrilla
>American Hunter
>American Hot Wax
>American Zombie
>American Translation
>American Muscle
>American Anthem
>American Commando Ninja
>American Revolution
>American Loser
>American Shaolin
>American Crime
>American Yakuza
>American Burger
>American Dream in China
>American Girl
>American Violet
>American Dreamer
>American Cyborg
>American Samurai
>American Animal
>American Swing
>American Drive-In

>>84418451
>>84418272
>American Legends
>American Radical
>American Milkshake
>American Colour
>American Im done with this fucking thread

>>84412757
Got you to make a stupid thread didn't it?

>>84416658
Hmm is that europoor I hear

Keep talking about us. No one cares about ur 3rd world countries anyway.

>>84416690
You can where I live (Oregon), but it's not the standard.

>Russian Ark
>Russian Dolls
>Russian Lolita
>Russian Roulette
>Russian Doll
>Russian Blue
>Russian Dolls
>Russia
>Russian Mom
>Russian Room
>Russian Bride
>Russian Snark
>Russian Woodpecker
>Russian Terminator
>Russian Soul
>Russian Dream
>Russian Coffee
>Russian Rhapsody
>Russian Specialist

>>84418703
Wow. Trump confirmed for colluding with the Russians.

>>84418363
Why are brits so self hating?

>>84418848
You have us confused with Finns. Which I never got because Finland is one of the best countries in the world.

>>84412757
>American Healthcare

>Bad Boys
>Bad Santa
>Bad Grandpa
>Bad Teacher
>Bad Neighbours
>Bad Moms

>>84417797
>I am a huge faggot, please rape my face: the post

>>84414555
Based pusy poster.

>>84412757
American Ultra was a complete flop. So, uhh, no not really

>>84417752
I have a different theory.

Americans feel they are in crisis and these movies are appealing to that fear

>>84412757
It's Americuck fucking faggot

>>84420005
Never even heard that movie. What the fuck is it about?

>>84420088
That's obvious. The whole "Make America great again" slogan is based on that. Manufactured fear that doesn't represent the actual facts.

>>84419958
>he doesn't shoot himself
disappointing

>>84416576
American Mary is a neat little thriller

I actually assume that if something has American in the title, it'll be at least somewhat decent

>ctrl+f American Pastoral
>no results
What the fuck?

>>84418272
Psycho, Beauty, and History X are all 10/10 movies and everyone should watch them.

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>>84416690

you can at these god tier cinemas

>>84416665
>>84416690
Before you could only find alcohol at the arthouse theaters. Recently, it has become more common. There are several megaplexes in my region that serve beer. I'd say this changed happened less than two years ago.

>>84416658
>No history of culture older than 200 years

So? I'm happy I'm not carrying some dead cunts baggage and pretending that my country is great because my ancestor stabbed some French peasant on orders from some douchebag king. You Euros have so much more history and tradition than us but you still make the same retarded mistakes we do, because you're just as incompetent as us. So fuck off

>star wars
>star trek
>starship troopers
>the star
>star!
>starsky & hutch

>>84422394
>Jesus Christ Superstar

>>84412757
Dont you FUCKING dare talk shit about American Beauty you fucking mongrel. You god damned slimey ass good for nothing fucking faggot loving shrimp dicked little cumslut. American Beauty is a fantastic film and makes me wish I could live like I had nothing to lose until some poor miserable fuck blows my brains out. You piece of shit nothing of a person. If you ever try to talk shit about American Beauty again I swear I'll do nothing but itll be very agressive.

America is a very masculine powerful name. Gets my dick hard, let's go to the movies!