>Watching tv show/film with family >Sex scenes comes up

>>84399933
I grow the fuck up and move out

finger my sister

>watching sex scene with parents
>mom rates the tits

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>>84399933
Stop being a prude American

t.American

>watching film with dad
>father-son incest sex scene comes on
>notice my father lick his lips

I just sit there and take it.

Let my Dad stick his finger up my butt

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>>84399995

>>84399995
>lick his lips
Juicy Shaq meat

>>84399995
name one non porn movie with a father son incest scene.

>>84399933
I avoid it by planning ahead all of the movies I know they will want to watch, or at least the ones we have the highest probability of watching. I make sure to view all of them first in secret to see how bad or long the scene really is because I don't always trust the IMDB parents guide. If the scene is something I know will be uncomfortable then I just make up excuses for not wanting to see it or we start the movie and I will go to the bathroom but tell them not to pause it and then time how long I have to wait until I miss the nudity/sex until I come out again. I've never had to watch a single sex scene in my entire life with my family by following all of this strictly.

>naked black man appears on screen
>mom, sister and girlfriend all bite their lips

>>84400058
or you could not be a shameful autist and enjoy

>>84400056
Forgot what it's called but there's this scene where the drunk dad goes into his sleeping sons room and starts to suck his dick.

>>84399995
Stupid namefag

>>84400106
that was in Happiness right

>>84399933
>folks
>living in a healthy environment such as your parents watching a tv show with you while you were growing up

this fucker

How do you not know if a movie has a sex scene or not.

Its hard for one to catch you by surprise. Teen comedies like Road Trip or Mike and Dave..., obviously will have sex scenes. dick jokes. slutty girls drunk or whatever. Obviously star wars or grown ups wont have that. I think the only one that was a surprise for me was Catch me if you can, where he fucks the airline assistant, and even then you just see a plate fall off the hotel room cart or something.

>>84399983
Watching nude scenes with family magically becomes less akward if you're Eurotrash?

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I prepare in advance, if we sit down to watch a movie on TV without any of us having any knowledge about it, I run up the internet and check the rating and parents guide.

>>84400119
No idea, I remember watching it on HBO or something late one night. The movie gave me a Kids vibe.

>>84400056
Happiness

I remember being a kid, about 13
>don't have internet
>overjoyed to discover a half-hour bit on MTV for music videos that are rated R
>only one TV in the house
>once, mom was staying up in the livingroom when i wanted to watch the porn
>i keep switching through the channels, pretending like i'm searching for something to watch
>keep going back to MTV to get a glimpse of the tits
>when it's over, i turn off, go back down to my room and jack off
Don't know why i'd think she wouldn't understand what i was doing, but i guess i didn't care

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feels when accidentally watch this with mum

>>84400142
How's it awkward? I'm American and seeing nudity in movies with my folks was never weird for me

Take it out of course

>>84400155
it was probably happiness

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>>84400146
This tbqh familiar

>black guy on screen
>bite sister's lip

>>84400142
the naughty parts are censored out of european movies because they arent halal

>>84400106
>>84400119
>>84400142
>>84400157
>>84400206
Didn't that movie have an underage three way?

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>>84400069
>naked black man appears on screen
>mom breaks up with my dad for Jamal
>sister breaks up with her boyfriend for Tyrone
>my girlfriend breaks up with me for Lamar

>>84399943
>move out
>not watching that shit with your parents
You pussy. And not even a bad one.

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>>84400058
I am not so extreme, but I do check IMDB parent's guide first before watching one with them and if is is to explicit or the parent's guide is not there I say it got a bad review and we choose something else.

>>84399933
Are you 14 years old?

>>84400250
>sweetie i will be going with these gentlemen for a bit
>i will be back by dinner

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I cringe on the inside, try not to show any of it on the outside and avoid eye contact with the ones around me throughout the whole thing.

>>84400056
He liu

This usually never bothered me, but in my early 20's, sitting on the sofa at my dad's, enjoying an exciting new episode of the Sopranos and then this happens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9RN__vvjkc

We both just sat there silently and acted like it never happened (just like Season 6)

>Virgin watching sex scene with parents
Visibly nervous, places cushion on lap to hide boner, eyes start jumping away from the screen, shuffles in his seat, may get up to get a drink
>Chad watching sex scene with family
Power posture while seated, boner protruding from his waist for everyone to see, eyes dart from parent to parent while he lets out a smirk, remains seated during whole affair and comments on the arousing cinematography of the scene, does not need a drink ever

>>84400229
kek

>>84400137
Fuck off

>>84400572
feels
probably better to be pegged by janus than have to fuck her though i don't think i could pull it off

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>>84399943
What does that have to do with OP's question?

>>84400682
hit a nerve?

>>84399933
*tugs collar*
Heh heh... YOWZA!

>>84400289
No, i just have a social life, unlike you

>>84399933
What emotion is she trying to convey here? Shes so fucking terrible.

She looks more smug than sad.

>>84400580
mspaint it faggot

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>>84400190

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>hire pic related to watch with my family i'm visiting
>trailer makes it look like some buddy comedy about them trying to be hip in a new job or something
>its PG 13 so should be fine
>Strip club scene, hooker dry humps the asian guy and he cums in his pants, washes them in the bathroom multiple times which we see

>everyone has some comment to me about why did i choose this movie/ whats wrong with me

>>84400920
>Puts on 40 Year Old Virgin
"I swear, I didn't think there'd be any sex in it, the cover said he's a virgin!"

>>84400974

From memory there is the braces/bj scene and then it cuts away at the end for the sex though right? You don't see/hear anything.

>>84400805
because at that point of the story she was enjoying being Droggo's bitch, you mong

>>84399933
leave the room until its over 2bh

>>84399933
Ugh that scene where Jimmy and his mom have sex in Boardwalk empire came on while my mom and I were watching that show

>>84399933
why no webm? oh right >muh rape boogeyman

>>84401568
>mom looks at you and winks

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>be 15
>sister was 17
>put on movie where I know sex scenes comes
>look her straight in the eyes
>1000 yard autist stare
>she leaves the room
>mfw she has been really distant with me ever since

Never told my mom though, who is also hot

>>84399933
Pull out my dick and start jacking. What am I a faggot?

>>84399933
I always read the IMDB Parent's Guide before watching a movie with family.

>>84399962
the only correct answer

>In room on your own watching show on TV/laptop
>Episode ends and you click to start the next one
>someone enters room at exactly that moment and it looks like you've quickly put something new on to hide what you were watching

I don't watch television with people around.
they just distract me.

My dad taking me to see Watchmen for my 14th birthday was pretty awkward desu

>>84399933
Remember when she was thin?

>>84400250
I miss thick Jillian.

>>84402512
Doubt your dad gave a fuck to be honest, only you felt awkward which is perfectly natural at your age.

My parents are super Christian so they'd make me leave the room while they fast-forwarded the scene. They did this until I was in my teens. Then they'd just skip the scene while letting me stay in the room. These days, we just re-watch LotR or other family friendly PG-13 adventure movies together and have nothing to worry about.

>mfw all the violence in Logan and what my parents are concerned about is the 1 second boob scene.
I'll never understand.

>>84402645
Typical americans. Blood and gore is alright but a lil nip slip and parents think it will turn their children into sex crazed demons.

I'm a 30 yo neet. I lost the ability to be embarrassed watching sex scenes with my mom a long time ago.

>>84400056
Predestination

>>84399943
>not living with your parents indefinitely and planning to kill yourself when they die

Get the fuck off my website.

>>84399933
Get red faced and look around the room.

>>84402691
not that it really mattesr but blood and gore is usually fake but the nipples are usually real nipples from a real person

>>84402742
wtf are you my brother?

>>84399933
>Watching tv show/film with family
Why?

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>>84402645
Yep, it's totally cool that you've seen tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of men be slaughtered in every way imaginable. No way that could mess with your psyche

>>84402785
My brother is dead desu. So unless you're posting from the afterlife no.

>>84402741
lol wh... oh wait that's technically correct.

>>84402817
I'm stuck here until I get my sticky

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Try watching Shameless with your parents, so much gay sex.

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>>84399933

Fun fact.

I know Myrcella is a lot of peoples waifu on this page.

A friend of mine fucked her, she's legit a slag in real life just like Maisie and Sophie.

Banter, I'm jealous of that cunt.

>>84402931
Ask your friend what her pussy was like

>>84400056
Neon Demon

>>84400056
I never said it wasn't porn

>>84400056
that serbian film

>>84400190
all that buildup and you see fucking nothing

bullshit

With an erection.

Well hidden.

>>84400056
Problem Child 2

>>84402691
'Muricans are weird.

They also strongly oppose any form of female circumcision (someone else's "culture") while they regularly mutilate baby boys (their "culture").

>>84399933

Hold my breath and No Eye Contact

>>84399943
So you quit interacting with your parents after you moved out? Sad.

>>84399933
>Not torrenting the superior edited version of GOT.

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>>84399933
>"heh makes me miss breastfeeding... huh ma?
>"what?"
>"nothing"

>>84400286
I do the same and I just tell them it's sexually explicit. None of us want to see unnecessary sexual titillation in our movies. Not sure why others enjoy it.

Laugh with my mom and brother tbqh

I heard breastfeeding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD52b6KJmzM

>>84403046
no

>>84402931
the other myrcella was better

>>84399933
If it's a short scene, we just don't say anything until after it's over. If it starts dragging on, we start staring at whoever recommended the movie.

>>84402691
Because promiscuity isn't effected by cultural norms? The truth is normalizing violence in movies (especially when it's either denounced as evil or shown as justice against evil) does not increase violence rates, but normalizing sexuality in movies (especially when it's promoted as love or shown as independent and progressive) leads to increased sexual rates. Earlier sexual activity that is often without protection. This affect also applies to drinking and smoking. Violent movies may increase aggression in already aggressive people, but don't cause people to go around torture and murdering people.

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>>84399933
I like to sarcasticly yell out, "Yeeeeeeeeeeahhhh!!!" and make a joke out of it. Sometimes I'll hump a couch pillow with exaggerated rhythm and force.

I remember on TPB there was some guy who made edits of GoT with all of the sex and nudity cut out. With one of the episodes, it got more leechers than any of the other torrents for some reason so loads of people were BTFO.

>>84400190
Anon did you smash?

>>84402742
why would you kill yourself after you get that sweet sweet inheritance?

>>84399933
I don't watch those kind of films with my family and if I know a movie I'm watching has sex in it and they're in the room I change the channel to the news.

>>84399933
>Watching tv show/film with family
underage please leave

>>84401568
>Ugh that scene where Jimmy and his mom have sex in Boardwalk empire came on while my mom and I were watching that show

fuck! same here man. that was possibly the most awkward 5 minutes of my life.

>>84399933
it depends, watching GoT with my mom and my sister was ankward as hell, but one time me and my older brother were watching Blue is the Warmest Color on tv (i told him the movie was great, didn't tell him about the sex scenes) and my mom was playing with the computer, and when the sex scenes started we lost our shit and start laughing because she was there, and my mom was like "what the hell are you watching" and we were like "just look!" and she was like "no, you guys are sick"

it's weird how those situations work

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>>84402741
FUCK YOU HE IDENTIFIED AS DIFFERENT GENDERS DURING THE SEX SO RESPECT PRONOUNS

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>Family wants to watch movie
>Put on something that I recently watched and liked
>Five minutes before lewd scene comes on get up and say I will make myself a snack
>Come back 15 minutes later with nothing
>They get angry for not bringing anything for them

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>>84406527
Keyboard is the best one.

>>84399995
>>84399999

>>84399933
Continue watching because was, is and always be a natural part of life.. How the fuck do you think you were made anon? You're parents shouldn't be that uncomfortable with a sex scene, I can understand if it's a brutal rape scene but other than that it should just be quiet as if I'm watching any other film

>>84406527
i would have to think on it more but i'm pretty sure you could do some cool shit with that monocle. get rich for sure if you were clever about it. not to mention see any chick nude you wanted which is a nice plus

>>84405970
because money means shit when you're DAMAGED

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>>84400058
Literally me

>>84406527
Iron Man Suit > Gabe Newell roomie > getting hit by a car > everything else

>>84400761
Chuckled.

>>84400056
Anon's home movie

>>84403970
Not the same guy, but I never even watched tv with my parents when I lived with them. They always watched horrible garbage. And when they finally started watching something good, it was like 2 years after I started watching it.

Now that I live separate from them, there's no way I'm ever watching anything with them again. Unless it's on christmas or something.

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>>84399933
nothing, it's not a big deal. pic related my mom's favorite film

>>84406830
what is this pic from

>>84402742
My parents have already told me that I can in fact live here in their house for the rest of my life.
If somehow I outlive them, im going to inherent the house, and whatever small inheritance there is.
Not a big or nice house, but its something

>>84407733
My parents watch straight garbage too
But ive gotten them to binge watch good series with me.

Funny as its related to the OP. I actually did get through GOT with my parents just recently, getting ready for the new season.
My dad cracks jokes at the sex scenes so its not a big deal

>>84407926
>My parents have already told me that I can in fact live here in their house for the rest of my life.

damn. lucky man. really the only reason to move out of your parents is if they are all up your ass nonstop or you are trying to get laid and you are getting to the age that living with your folks isn't gonna fly. the second one doesn't apply to a lot of people here so not sure why so many anons sperg out about anyone living with their parents. free rent, and being around people that actually give a damn about you, not so bad.

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>>84399995
HOTTTTTTT

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>>84407896
Teppu
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/teppu

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>>84407926
>eating dinner with parents
>mom says she ran into parent of one of my old high school classmates
>says he now works in another state and is married with three kids
>all I can muster is "oh.."
>silence the rest of the meal

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>>84408214
>dont have facebook
>mom has my old small group of friends added
>updates me on their statuses when something interesting is posted
>"your friend is taking his long term serious GF on vacation to alaska!:
>"your other friend just got a big promotion at his job!"
>"what do you want to eat for dinner?"

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>>84399933
>be watching movie with older sister in her bedroom at 2am
>she's 23 years old and 5 years older than me
>both in her bed under the covers
>she starts hugging and snuggling against me because it's cold
>sex scene comes on
>she starts breathing heavier
>asks me why I'm so tense, it's just nudity
>she asks me if I've ever seen a girl naked before
>she grabs my hand and puts it on her left breast over the pyjamas
>mfw she's not wearing a bra
>she starts kissing the side of my face
>i ask here what she's doing
>she just laughs and says she's being silly because it's funny when I get all nervous around girls, then she backs off to her side of the bed and we keep watching the movie

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>>84400058
>>84408214
>>84408300
Stop

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>mom watching game of thrones
>leave the vicinity

That's what I do.

>>84405970
>inheritance
>tfw inherit multiple debts
>parents have nothing in savings

You rich bastards don't know how lucky you have it.

>>84408564
Even poor people get life insurance plans right?

>>84399933
>UH OH! WHOOPSIE-DAISY, LOOK AWAY EVERYONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>84408015
I'm 22 and live with my parents, hate every second of it.
My mother doesn't clean and has 7 dogs that she puts above her own family every day.
I can't afford to get an apartment or I'd be gone.

I wish incest subplots weren't becoming so common in "mature" television, it makes watching anything with my sister really awkward.

>>84408630
Just have her blow you before hand, it relieves the tension and you can both just enjoy the movie

>>84402913
Me and my mom love that show.

>>84403181
>Raping the dead corpses of your wife and son

Man that movie was edgy

>>84400920
I despise how all modern comedies have to be so raunchy, I mean just watch some old comedies then add smartphones holy shit Hollywood. A PG-13 comedy is just like Wedding Crashers but for 14 year olds these days. No different just slightly toned down.

/oldmanrant

>>84399933
>watching movie with my girlfriend and my girlfriends son
>he's 11
>sex scene comes on
>yell "WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING"
>make him uncomfortable as possible

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>mfw my friend says he laughs at sex scene with his mom and is perfectly comfortable with it

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>tfw cause I have no friends I realise I'm spending literally all my time hanging out with my sister as my best friend
>realise I'm becoming less straight and more effeminate the more u spend time with her

I didn't ask for this

>>84399943
> He enjoys wasting his hard earned money so he can live in an overpriced shit box

If you rent, you are literally a cuck. The owners are laughing all the way to the bank while you get shit on.

>>84408766
>my girlfriends son

>>84408410
Faggot

>>84400920
i thought your family would say why they are watching a google commercial

>>84408849
yeah thats what i said

i will never understood americans.

i watched all of spartacus with my mom, and we watched GoT together too

>>84408957
Does she still change in front of you?

>>84399933
>she's in tears

Are they doing anal or what?

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>>84408759
I'm 28 and I already feel the same way. I remember when I thought this meme was just reserved for bitter old Baby Boomers who didn't like a changing world. Boy have I learned.

I'd literally binge-watch Emmanuelle in afternoons, saturdays and sundays with my mother as a 11 yo and she would talk about the plot with me while the actors were having fake sex. Not even joking.

Was watching the ski resort episode of Always Sunny as it was airing new and mom walked in right at the part where Charlie humps that hot foreign woman extremely graphically aside from the censor blurs.

She was not pleased and I really should have changed the channel because it just KEPT GOING.

>>84408901
Cucked into taking care of another man's child. Top sides. Do you have to babysit him while she goes out and rides the cock carousel?

The closest I ever came to that was the end of The Return Of The King and feeling like a gay Hobbit orgy was about to break out at any moment.

Or maybe Beethoven's 2nd. Kids movie with a creepy attempted rape scene. What the shit. Other than those my family never watched many movies together. We used to be into WWE and that's just nearly naked sweaty muscle dudes groping one another in skintight trunks so anything after that was pretty tame tbqh. Actual gay sex is less gay than WWE shit.

>>84410104
>implying professional wrestling isn't the last remaining great aspect of performance art

>>84408564
You don't inherit debt. Unless you live in islamastan or some shit.

>>84407926
Your dad is the real hero. Diffusing the tension.

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>>84410498

>>84402468
5 times in my life so far

>>84399933
>check this out
>whip hard dick out and show my f a m
>they're all in shock but father knows what's up
>he can't let me be the alpha in this situation
>pulls his 9 incher
>humiliates me infront of cousin marie
>now she will never want this dick

>>84409932
nah

>>84408737
>No! It's a political message I swear! Please take my movie seriously!
>NEWBORN PORN
>See! They are raping us at birth! Get it?

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>>84399933
they don't do anything, i'm conditioned to either put the volume down or change it,

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>>84400058
this. Frankly i don't like watching anything with my parents, i just feel awkward
>watching family guy
>funny scene comes up
>start laughing retardedly
>mum doesn't get it and looks at me
>i stop
>try keep a staight face the whole time

>>84399933

When we first got Netflix for our big TV downstairs it was really awkward since so many shows and movies had sex scenes but we ended up treating it pretty casually. Occasionally just commenting on it. At this our main reaction to stuff like this is "Another sex scene?" I mean it is apart of life. I'm just gonna let you guys know that I live with my grandmother so you can imagine how funny/weird this was.

I remember when I was younger I used to watch a lot of movies with my mom and if a sex scene showed up I'd get really embarrassed, she'd comment on how it was hot and then laugh at me.

>>84411423
Did you and your mom ever fuck? If not, just lie to me and tell me a story about you two fucking anyways.

>>84408015
I'm 25 and still live with my parents, they actually want me to stay there with them as long as possible. I feel like a massive failure but I'm helping my parents out moneywise too.

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>>84411423
tell me more about this TV

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>>84402094

>>84408737
I'm pretty sure the wife and son were still alive while he was fucking them.

>>84400106
Pretty sure it was Ken Park, aka the movie where that red headed kid shoots himself in the head (you've probably seen that gif around)

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>>84411951
forgot pic, the dad was some macho dude who would get drunk and drive around in a mustang. I dunno why everyones saying happiness

>>84406527
Reincarnation pill is the best, you just have to kill yourself and become chad in the next life

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>>84404840
>violence in movie doesn't increase violence rate
>sexuality in movie increases sex rate

how's the latter a problem again?

>>84412056
this

>>84406527
PILL

>>84411466

No but I gotta admit my mom's really hot.
She's jealous of my calves. Honestly I'm a little worried I have an Oedipus Complex.

>>84411668

There's not much to say.
I guess it's sort of the main TV for the house. Good for movies and used for videogames. It's the only one with Netflix on it because I have a PS4/PS3. My grandmother is downstairs all the time now because of it and also she has more free time from work. It replaced our old Projector TV because it broke. The PTV was my favourite and so many features even if it wasn't HD. We had to dismantle the PTV to get it out of the house and the neighbours who helped us pointed out that it had the high quality mirror inside it do we kept it. The new big TV is pretty and makes everything look really nice.

>>84411416
it's your fucking mother not stacy from highschool you autistic frog poster

>>84399933
Why did everybody crack a shit when Salsa was rape but the very first half of the very first season had moi dragoons get raped and nobody cared?

>>84412206
>Oedipus Complex
nothing to worry about, deep down we all have that

>>84402645
My parents skip sex scenes with me because they said if you want to wacth this just go see porn. They're more embarrassed than me.

>had to rewatch the handmaiden because of mum

>>84399933
Stare intently at the screen silently until it passes.

>>84399995
name 14 flicks, 6 movies, and 2 films where this happens

>>84412247
>Oedipus Complex.
taking freud seriously

just fucking carradine already

I don't watch movies with sex scenes because they're all invariably trash

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>>84400056
pic related

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>when underage naked titties pops up in English class

>>84408630
Almost like it's a kind of conditioning or something. What used to be a pretty patrician tier fetish is now becoming normieized, and it's real fucking strange.

>>84406527
There's literally no competition.
Take the reincarnation pill, rape some lolis, get drunk as fuck, do a hero and then kill yourself and come back as a chad and live the life you always wanted.

>>84409760
>Charlie's face that whole sequence

>>84414271

>tfw your bro English teacher rewinds the scene like 3 times "Let's see that again"

Better times.

>>84399933
Pull my cock out and start fapping.

>>84399933
>Watching sex scene
>Mom walks in

>>84408617
Kill the dogs

>>84400250
Masterful cinematographer

>>84399933
my aunt took me and my brother to watchmen thinking it was a superhero movie

half the scenes with doc manhattan you can see his blue dick

>>84404840
Source your ass or what?
It certainly never increased my sexuality rate you dumb fuck, sex happens because teenagers and humans like sex and are curious, a movie has fuck all to do with it unless you "watch" one with your gf and then heavy petting ensues

>>84408805
Be happy, my sister is a fucking normie, boring as fuck to spend time with her unless we play boardgames where I am being an asshole
My brother is a little sissy who grew up with iPads and TV

>>84404840
>The truth is normalizing violence in movies does not increase violence rates
Are you retarded? Studies have proven just the opposite of what you're spouting

>>84417369

Does she have nice feet?

>>84400316
The only acceptable thing

>>84413939
I actually think it's true, every man is getting conditioned to his mother at an early age and sexual conditioning doesn't just start at age 12 or something, a lot of faggots also were abused even from a young age, it obviously will have an influence to suck on your mom's tits and see her naked

>>84417409
I don't think so

>>84414383
topjej

bro english teachers are the best teachers. not coincidentally cunty shrewish english teachers are the worst

>>84404840
Damn, on /pol/ this must be a top tier post

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>Having sex with family
>Movie comes on

How do you folks react when it happens

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>stepsister claims to be asexual
>always looks disgusted and says NOPE when a sex scene pops up and skips it when we watch netflix
>keylog her laptop
>she watches throatfucks, punish and hardcore anal porn LITERALLY every night
I'm just waiting till one day she watches stepbrother porn and then I'll expose her

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>>84399995
>>notice my father lick his lips

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>>84399995

>>84406208
omg, seriously? LOL! xD

>>84399933
>Sex scene comes on
>Me:"BOY-yoy-yoy-oing" . "SCHWING".

Start to jerk off

>>84399933
Everyone awkwardly looks away and covers their eyes except for me

>>84417522

With some simple DNS tomfoolery you could tailor her fetishes to your whim.

Just sayin'.

>>84399933
I don't need to, my dad always complains about it very loudly.

>>84418659
I thought about this , but I thought chrome incognito mode is pretty much impossible to fuck with.

>>84418714

Hosts file DNS redirects.

You could change bookmarks and such too.

Or just put a normal RAT on her system and when she's pornin' force her browser to other sites. E.g incest related stories and such.

>Begin watching better call Saul with my mother because she seemed to enjoy Breaking bad.

She turns it off after one minute due to the black & white scene where Saul is watching tv. I tried to watch it with her again but no luck.

>>84399995
keked

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>watching movie
>sister walks in half way through and begins chomping loudly and slurping on food
>get up and turn up volume
>She starts loudly licking her fingers and burping
>starts asking whos that guy , whats this about whats going on

I actually cry tears of rage when this happens

>>84418778
Thanks bro, I'll try editing the host file from one of her popular search terms to incest or something. Hope it'll work in incognito mode though, doesn't it ignore the hosts file / cookies / any extensions?

>>84406527
Ring or Toilet.

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how many dicks is Sophie sucking daily?

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>watching a movie with my dad, forgot what movie was it
>was about 15
>the scene comes when bunch of guy on a party jack off where who shoots their load longest wins
>dad looks at me
>"I hope you won't do this when you grow up"

Sure dad

>>84419084
about 100

>>84399933
I've seen only 25% of Basic Instinct. Does that answer your question? I've seen the whole Mad Max and Twin Peaks when I was 7. Apparently that was okay.

>>84399933
>watching Blue Velvet with mom
>MOMMYYYY... BABY WANTS TO FUCK!

>>84406527
Wisdom Toilet

>>84399943
>watching tv with family
>sex scene come on
>welp, time to abandon my wife and children

>>84414383
>>84417462
I think bro math teachers are the best but 90% of the time they have autism.

>>84419088
Did they all eat the cookie?

>>84409932
It's a meme you dip

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>watching a movie with cousin
>mandingo party scene
>get a boner

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>>84408817
>rent
>literally buying someone else's house for them
Do people STILL do this?

>>84399933
I watched Game of Thrones with my mom and sex scenes didn't feel akward until that part with Littlefinger teaching the two lesbo how to finger themselves. Boy, that scene felt like an eternity.

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>>84400580

>>84399933
When I was watching got my parents came when some actor was checking his dick for warts.

>>84399933
I'm an adult so I don't live with my parents anymore.

I only watch movies with my gf. She unironically covers my eyes with her hands and yells at me to not look at the screen when a woman is naked or a sex scene comes on or if a couple even start kissing

I prescreen every single tv show or movie I watch with my mom. If there is so much as a sexual reference I will not watch it with her.

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>>84400146
Same, check every movie every time senpai

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>>84421812
>ywn have shy embarrassed girlfriend say cover your eyes at the lewd scenes

>>84421725
Non-trash adults travel to visit their parents and are happy to see them every once in a while.

>>84421812
Holy shit why are you dating such an insecure cunt, anon?

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>>84402094
jeez, anon...

>>84421812
I'm not even going to dignify this with a response

>>84408503
That's a big guy...

>>84422254
Non-asshole parents privilege

Very problematic

>be me
>be a certified Chad
>visit parents home
>decide to watch a flick together
>i'm sitting full manspread
>sex scene comes on
>get boner
>not even phased tbqh lads
>see dad is visibly uncomfortable
>"when's the last time you got some of that, dad"
>i laugh
>mom smirks
>dad fighting back tears
>before i leave i pay off dads mortgage
>drive away with my big dick swinging out the sunroof

why don't you guys just bee yourself, it's pretty great

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>>84417522
How do you keylog?

>>84399943
This. If you haven't moved out after you've finished university or high school, you're developmentally stunted and have dependency issues.

And no, you aren't living with your parents for 'financial reasons'. That's just an excuse for your failure to get a decent job.

>>84422660
>Americans

Every Other country it's normal to say at home well onto your 20's

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>>84422786
No it isn't. You should be outta your home before your 20s. I moved out at 17 and look at me now.

I adjust myself on the coach and look at them all. I do that "look at that" gesture with my thumb behind me towards the screen. I loudly say "oooh boy" and "whoa mamma" and "yeeeeeecchh ow" over and over till its over. Then I get up and wipe my brow and fix my pants because they became off centeres from writhing on the coach. "That was quite a scene wasnt it huh ooh boy oh boy" as I nudge my sister with my elbow. Try to highfive dad while rubbing the back of my neck with the other hand. Drink some water.

>>84422918
good goy

>>84423126

this anon's got it figured out

>>84422918
>college is 45 minutes by bus
>i'm renting an apartment in a shady area of town just to "live free"
Sure!

>>84417522
You know you could blackmail her right

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>>84402094

>>84423218
Do it anon. I cant make proper dinner but at least I can walk naked in the dark in my own home [light got cut off]

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>>84402094

>>84422576
For nootka

>>84402468
I hate this shit. Especially when there's some comment about what they thought you may have been watching.

>>84423315
>gif for ants

>>84400250
Lmao the cuck is the only one who's not a manlet

>>84418414
unironically laughed out loud

>>84400056
>watching father-son incest porn with dad
>father-son incest sex scene comes on
>notice my father lick his lips

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>>84399933
We all hold hands, close our eyes, and pray to God until it is over.

My mom is pretty insufferable to watch movies with, so I haven't done so in about a decade. She's one of those who has to ask questions about every little thing because she can't follow the movie, or she likes just randomly starting to talk about her day or some shit in the middle of a scene.

>>84400056
Strange thing about the Johnson's

>>84399933
Whip my duck out and start fapping it

last night I was watching BAD MOMS with my mother and my father was walking around in the kitchen when
>mila kunis catches her dopy husband "in the act"
>embarrassment ensues as jerk off session was interrupted
>mila kunis acts flirt and tries to get husband to reveal what porn he likes
>realize that husband is skype-fapping with some bitch with "OMG HUGE BUSH!"
>full female frontal nudity
>mila kunis says to husband this feels like cheating
>kicks out husband
>destroys computer
I just sort of laughed along with my mom because the scene was comical. But then later there was a nasty sex scene between Kunis and some other turbochad

>>84420043
You can buy foreclosed houses cheap
Aint nothing wrong with a little gruntwork

>>84400142
>nudity
>awkward
You know.. this is not.. normal.. right? Why would watching a normal naked body be awkward??

>>84411991
That's bellock from Prison Break..

>>84425782
>You know.. this is not.. normal.. right?

Protestantism has taught deep rooted shame into our culture
It IS awkward as fuck

>>84400056
It actually happens twice in Army Dog.

>>84400056
Raimi's Spider-Man 1. It was a deleted scene with Harry and Norman.

>>84403108
The absolute maniac

>>84426256
How did Raimi get away with this?

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>>84399933
>look up flick on common sense media
>see all sex scenes before hand, and know context
>go to bathroom right before one comes on

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>>84399933
>sex scene comes up
>father audibly gets aroused

>>84399933
I start jacking it and my twin sisters start twin schlicking

My brother always watches shit with volume turned on. You can hear it all over the house

I don't know what show he was watching but it had like a million sex scenes with classical music in the background. He doesn't give a fuck.

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>>84399933
>come out being a fag to my parents
>they cry and dad seems upset but eventually feel thats its best for me
>watch American Gods
>gay muslim sex scene happens
>dad just looks at me and sighs

I DIDN'T KNOW OKAY

>>84399976
toppu keku

>not thoroughly researching the movie first to make sure there are no sex scenes or nudity first

>>84402931
Does she have innie or outie? Need to know for a friend.

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My parents would nervously wait it out, or just flat out change the channel/ fast forward. Sex scenes in movies/tv shows never did anything for me though so I was never bothered by them.

>>84406527
Wisdom toilet, desu.

>>84399933
Usually we just start making out

I saw The Handmaiden with both my parents in the movie theater. Was not ok.

>>84412244
That's how hard the culture shifted in a few short years.

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>having a healthy functional family you can watch films/TV with

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>84400058
>Honey, me and Dad noticed that you always leave just about when sex scenes come up. Are you... not into girls? Should me and Dad be worried?

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>tfw no family

>>84426751
Eat the lead now why wait

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>>84399933
>watching kino with mom
>sex scene
>mom moves in closer
what did she mean by this

>>84419655
Goddammit, when did I got old?

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>all of us mfw

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>>84402094

>>84404152
Criminally underrated

>>84404840
affected

>>84399933
Start smackin off. Last one left without cumming is a faggot and gets soap socked.

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>>84399962