>"it follows, but it walks. Just keep on moving and you'll

>>84399454
Why not just switch between california and new york every couple of months until you shag somebody?

>>84399454
I'm pretty sure the monster wouldn't stand a chance against a discord orb from Zenyatta.

>move to a different country
HA
HE CANT SWIM
PROBLEM SOLVED

So if you go from America to somewhere in let's say Europe, will it swim to you, or sneak on a boat or a plane?

>>84399490

>find sex cult
>fuck one
>they fuck another one, they fuck someone else, the fuckening goes around and around, demon's working overtime killing all these sex cultists
>you buy yourself a lot of time and wipe degenerate sex cults off the face of the earth

>>84399563
>Die of AIDs before the demon gets you
lmao

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>>84399490
If you get the creature close enough and then start raping someone, does it just stand there and wat till you're finished, or does it join you in a threesome?

Is there any evidence that it only walks towards you? It certainly seems to pop up at certain times, including on a roof. How'd it walk up there?

>>84399646
Does the demon wait until you ejaculate? Are people with erectile dysfunction immune?

>>84399761
What does the demon categorizes as sex? penis in vagoo? What about gay people?

The monster was summoned by an all powerful wizard to bring terror and misery to Chads and Stacies everywhere

>>84399687
maybe it was just some freak on a roof

>>84399942
Damn it this made me kek

>>84399942
>>84400054
>oh my god! There it is on the roof!!
>nah thats just Bob the local crazy old guy

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What do you think the demon listens to on his long walks?

What if you just throw a banana peel in its way

>>84399454
cover it with a sheet and let it follow you to a police station. Then watch as the police light up the invisible rapist.

>>84399454
can you trap it in a box or something?

>>84399543

Director confirmed it will take a plane if it has to.

>>84400495
I hope it niggers its way into first class

>>84400495
Do you think it will try to watch a in flight movie.

what if you trap it in a hole and fill it with cement

>>84399454
it's not a demon, it's a military experiment that malfunctioned

>>84399687
>be manlet
>if this were real I would be inmune
Feels kinda good

>>84400797
what?

>>84400892
Immune to sex. We manlets have no fear of sex demons.

>>84400892
We can't get laid.
Check your lanklet privilege, tallord

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>>84399454
well, eh, this is one problem I'll never have