>CMERE YOU >this ice cream? you serve it frozen? >yes

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>plate arrives
Right, thank you darling
>starts prodding at food with knife and fork
Christ.
>messily cuts up meal
Look at that.
>violin screech, starts dissecting food like a science project
Dear oh dear.
>brings camera in for a close up
Unbelievable.
>squishes food into plate with the side of a fork
They've lost the plot.
>plants camera lens inside the meat
It looks like mother's bloody used tampon
>picks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around
This is no way to run a business
>spills his drink on the plate
Awful soupy texture.
>presses food down with palm and smears it around
Bland, soupy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT.
>chucks plate into the bin
Right, what we need is to simplify the menu. Keep it rustic.

>>84397789
>not putting in at least three violin screeches
Wow.

>CMERE YOU
>yes chef?
>FUCK OFF

>>84397885
>violin screech

ITS
RUAAAAWWWWWWW
ANON
WOULD YOU REALLY SERVE THAT?

>>84397977
>w-well it is sushi, chef...

>>84398009
My god...

>>84398009
WE'RE GONNA GET SMART ARE WE?
ANON C'MERE

>>84398009
Really?
Have you been drinking?

How can one episode be so kino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij4HYRVIj8Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFtLvkqHIds

>>84398185
>accidentally drops plate and apologizes for it
>HE FUCKING SMASHED IT

Fuck Youtube titles

>these fucking fridges
yes chef
>EVERY FUCKING FRIDGE IS FULL OF FRESH STUFF
it's stock and for service chef
>THESE POOR FUCKERS OUT THERE ARE EATING THIS
yes chef
>no, i'm not going to let you cook anymore
chef?
>you think it's funny do you? YOU SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING ANYWHERE NEAR FOOD
yesh chef
>OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES

>>84398541
that wasn't accidental.

Remember that one chick that turned into a prostitute after one the episodes ?

>>84399527
piccolo teatro, the first one i saw and still best. that bitch just did not give a fuck

>>84399028

It was, at the end of the ep he drops one on purpose though as he's pretending to give it to one of the staff.

OI BIG BOY
C'MERE
FUCK OFF

>>84399868
Watch his hand. He's holding up the plate with it, and then suddenly takes it off to put it on the other plate. Unless he just had a stroke, it was obviously made to look accidental. Guy has insane coordination from knife skills, but forgot he had his hand holding up a plate?

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>YOU CALL THIS FOOKIN' CHICKEN?
n-no chef that's our salad
>GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULL
>YOU CAN'T
>SERVE CHICKEN
>THAT'S GREEEEEEEN

>>84399923
Hand coordination has nothing to do with short term memory. He got distracted and forgot he was pinning the other plate to the wall.

Do you understand, how CRITICAL, the situation IS?
>but this rice is in a packet, it can be cooked for two minutes in the microwa-
You're talking to a chef. TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH
>it's just rice in a packet chef
>Can we get back to basics now? Cut the fucking crap
>violin screech
...alright
>Sorry,
SLAM
>but i hate fucking liars

Jeez john, it's just grilled cheese

>sushi arrives
IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>84400431
I swear to God
FINE DINING?!
>>84400679
C'mere
Fuck face
touch it
NOW LOOK AT ME FUCK FACE
>i'm just here to cook sir
*UNINTELLIGIBLE*

>>84399702
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x23eqn9_kitchen-nightmares-season-4-episode-2-piccolo-teatro_shortfilms

watching now

>>84401154
I know old guys like this, he's so set in his ways Jesus Christ himself could teach him to turn water to wine and he'd tell Jesus he's full of shit.

S E A F O O D

R A V I O L I

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great thread

>>84397683
DA FUCK YOU WANT WHITE BOY ! IMMA GOINGTO BANG YOUR GIRL AND MOM TONIGHT HOW"S THAT FOR A DISH !

>'EY YOU
>Yes chef?
>WHAT"S THIS?
>It's your water chef
>WHEN WAS IT MADE?
>About 4 billion years ago chef
>*BLEEP* me

>>84401496
What Happened Next?

Gordon revisits, the restaurant closed a few weeks after filming and Rachel's father was left to repay the loans. Rachel went on to become a hooker.

Anonymous2 January 2014 at 19:22
I had a (paid) night with rachel. She should've paid more attention to the restaurant.
Reply

Anonymous2 January 2014 at 19:36
I had a romp with Rachel in her new career. It was quite enjoyable. She's much more skilled in that profession.
Reply

DON'T FUCKING DARE GET PISSY WITH ME
>yes chef
>FUCKING RIGHT
>chef
>RAW
>IT'S STILL FUCKING WALKING
>yes chef
>YOU FUCKING BOZO
>yes ch-
THE CHICKENS' RAWWWW
>y-
GET OUT
>SAAAUCE
>FUCK OOOOFFF
>GET THE VEAL ON!!!

>Jesus Christ, lookit it, soaking wet
>Bland, flavorless, just awful
>That's water, Chef...
>It's fucking -RAW-

>>84397789
/thread

>>84401998
You know I wondered about her the entire time. Something about her came off as a whorish. Becoming a prostitute doesn't surprise me one bit.

>>84398009
Sushi? It's fucking suSHIT!!

>WHATS THIS SHITE
>i-its WWE chef
>ITS FUCKING RAW
>C'MERE

>>84399702
>>84399527
>Turned into a prostitute
Explain.

ALL OF YOU C'MERE
>one tired chef ambles across the room
WHAT IS THAT
>The chef wipes his brow, wracked from his final order of service, everyone else has gone home.
>''Chicken salad chef'' He gasps
You DONKEY! DON'T GET PISSY WITH ME, SHUT THE FUCK UP , WOULD YOU EAT THAT?
>the chef stumbles over to the food and tastes it, it's ambrosia compared to the shit he's eaten the past few days working insane hours to meet Ramsey's standards
>it's-
YOU WANT TO GET SENSITIVE? This is not personal FUCK OFF FUCK OFF GET OUT YOU SACK OF SHIT!!
>the chef takes his opportunity and runs free

is this a meme thread? i love memes.

>>84401998
>Has a son
>Husband invested money in the restaurant
I guess they divorced or is he a cuck?

BUMP!!

>>84402540
Yes, basically there are several episodes of Kitchen Nightmare where he calls food "fucking raw". This food is probably terrible, but /v/ and /tv/, being food plebeians, think it looks delicious and thus think it's a joke when Ramsey calls something shit.

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Boiling Point was hit best show


https://youtu.be/p1X11aLACso

fucking RAWWW

>>84398051
I ain't your bitch chef.

>>84401496
Did things turn out good for the Greek pizza guy with the "Fucking RAAAAAAW" pizza?

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>>84397789
my fucking sides

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>all of you cmere!
Yeshef
>whad is dis?!
It's a steak chef
>why is it all warm and pink in the middle you FUCKING COW!
it's called medium-
>Don't fuck with me! It's still mooing! You can't serve this shit to customers, they'll get sick! And what's this?
That's a dish towel chef
>I can't eat this! It's so tough and bland where's the seasons and spices! Get back to fucking work!

god why would anyone want to get in to food services

>>84401154
Any more episodes where the restaurant shuts down after he leaves?

>>84406968
it's pretty easy money and isn't dangerous like other trades. no toxic fumes, back breaking lifting etc

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>>84399527
>>84399702
what the fuck

>>84397789
The man himself is amongst us

>>84407021
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSU4g2wL9Oc

>>84407813
God I hate my country.

>>84401934
That got a chuckle outta me

>>84407853
What's wrong with this ad?

>>84407021
Its alot of stress and time. Its not something that you can just auto-piliot and let the night sail by, no you gotta be ontop of your shit all night till close, clean up and come back at 8am to prepare to do it all over again

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>>84402362

>>84407853
That's a genuine kitchen hazard, what's the problem?

CMERE
>yes chef?
How fresh are these plates?
>I have no idea
Crikey, ask the chef when he made these plates
>Well actually they were bought at a store
WELL FUCK ME

Don't most of these restaurants fail afterwords?

>>84401154
He actually opens the restaurant and runs it himself for a day, dashing back and forth because he has to both cook the food and serve it. Been there man. Respect.

>>84401154
The real question is, does India still work for him?

What's this?
>It's a freezer
And it's cold?
>Yes
UNBELIEVABLE
>Opens and closes freezer
Shoddy workmanship
>Pulls chum bucket out of freezer
My god
>Dunks head in bucket
Absolutely disgusting
>Cut to vignette
I've really got my work cut out for me on this one

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You, two minutes.
>Yes chef?
What is this cold, flavorless liquid? It's dreadful.
>It's water, chef.
And you serve that to customers?
>Yes, chef. Before the start of every meal.
Unbelievable.

>>84409946

They fail because the owners weren't cut out to be business owners in the first place.

>>84399989
>fookin'

hes not a northener retard

>>84411115
>Not cut out for
It's as simple as getting educated and applying yourself.

>>84403748
>calling people spics, faggots, commies
is he our guy?

>>84406988
Thats like all of them

>This is no way to run a business
>>spills his drink on the plate
>Awful soupy texture.
>>presses food down with palm and smears it around
>Bland, soupy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT.

topfuckingkek, too accurate

>>84401154
Shes a vegetarian but she eats semen every night?

>>84411861
I dont know what you guys are talking about. Dudes king of eating shit, I love when he takes a bit and hes like "its bland" and then he makes the waitress takes a bite and she spits it out.

>>84411835
But why? He gave them the recipes.

>>84398009
DONKEY

Remember that Beach restaurant episode where it was obvious the husband was getting cucked?

>>84399702
>did not give a fuck

Of course not, she's a prostitute, you have to pay for it.

>gordon says the food looks like shit
>looks fine to me
>feel bad
the end

>>84412339
Gordon probably knows how to make good cheap food too you know.

HOT PAN

OIL

LAY IT IN THERE

MMMM

GARLIC IN

SMELL THAT... NICE

FINISH IT ON HIGH FOR THAT LOVELY CRUST

SIMPLE

RUSTIC

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>>84397683
>mfw he only puts on the ebin LE CRAZY ANGRY CHEF WHO SWEARS A LOT for americans
>mfw in all the other shit he does for the uk he acts like a normal regular person
>mfw the american chef ramsay show had to have DRMAATIC MUSIC and cursing to hold audience's attentions
Are Americans so dumb they can only understand things with extreme, cartoonish emotions and music?

OI YOU, COME HERE
FUCK OFFFFFF
OI YOU DONKEY!
COME HERE...
COME HERE!!!
FUCK OFF!

>>84409873
Pre-warmed fucking plates, are you kidding me!?

How long have they been sitting there in the warmer?

The customers are paying 15 pounds and their plates aren't even freshly warmed.

Jesus christ man, go and have a cigarette and come back in 10 minutes.

>>84403748
>he's a commie
what did he mean by this?

>>84407813
Fucking skinwalkers

>>84412620
Some Americans are really smart and most are really dumb, but in Europe they're all just sheep with no smart people.

>>84411221

Right, its something incredibly simple and something that would save a lot of the small, failing businesses in this planet.

But people just don't do it, why? Fucking beats me; lack of willpower and common sense I guess.

>>84412434
>hot pan
>not pan nice and hot

>>84412837
Or their just huge whores, like Rachel.

>>84401934
Good one

>>84401934
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE THE WATER FRESH?
>c-chef?
TWO PARTS HYDROGEN, ONE PART OXYGEN YOU FUCKING DONKEY.

>>84397683
An indian couple that lived next to me would always have sex while watching Gordon Ramsey. Some of their comments implied Gordon was their dominant Bull.

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It's fucking green, what IS that?
>It's the house salad, chef...
It's RAW. Touch that. It's cold.
>We can't cook a salad, chef...
This looks like something I'd feed to a fucking rabbit. Inedible. Unbelievable.

>>84412031
Without the proper desire to change and succeed, nothing will actually change. Even with great recipes and talented chefs, a restaurant will not be profitable if it is mismanaged. Often times the people just don't have the work ethic

>>84410076
She was offered the job but turned it down to work in her home town, Edinburgh. 2 years later she opened a restaurant with another female chef which closed after a few years as far as I know. Most recent mention of her I could find was a late 2015 review of a nice burger restaurant still in Edinburgh which mentioned her as the chef. I hope she's happy and successful, I see a lot of myself in her

>>84397789
>violin screech

it's not a violin

>>84412269
oi, you cheeky fuck

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>>84412620
Shouldn't you be praising Allah or getting beheaded by a Muslim?

>>84412620
His angry chef persona is only really prevalent in Hell's Kitchen. If you actually watch Kitchen Nightmares US for a while you'll notice that he's about as snappy as in his UK show. The interviews with employees in the US version though tend to create a more angry and hostile atmosphere.

I AINT NO BITCH CHEF

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>That Chirella's episode
Boob kino.

>did you personally slaughter this chicken minutes before cooking
>n-no ch
>BLOODY HELL

>>84413455
Tell me more.

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>>84397789
>calls over waiter
Darling can you ask the chef/owner to taste this, because I wouldn't even serve it to my dog.
>Asks to speak to the head chef
Why did you think you can serve that garbage to your customers, let alone me.
>Asks to speak to the owners, alone
You're fucking delusional if you think you can run a restaurant this way.

>>84415530
>boob kino 2
what is boob kino 1?

>>84412031
A lot of them have hundreds of thousands of dollars of crippling debt and where on the edge of closing.
>>84406988
75% of the close.

>C'MERE
>YES YOU, C'MERE
>NOW FUCK OFF

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>>84402063

>>84403748
>you gotta keep the staff relaxed, you can't have them on edge
lmao

>>84411210
He's from Scotland, don't get much more northern than that.

HELLO MY NAME IS NINO

>>84416493
>now, now listen here Gawden, i been servin dis fud fer over tirdy yeers, ant nobody ever dun complain bout ma cookin

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>>84417022
You're joking. You're going to fucking stand there and tell me this ere is food. It's fucking inedible. Do you even know how to cook?

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>The amount of sweat pouring out of his forehead
>The number of times his eyes blink
He know's he's fucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjV5QH57lGs

>>84414969
shouldn't you be getting shot by your dad?

>>84406968
>No drug tests
>easy experience
>untaxable income for servers/bartenders

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HE WHITE BOI DON'T LIKE HIS COL'RD GRENZ

Childhood is idolising Gordon.

Adulthood is realising that Marco makes more sense.

>how many items are on your menu?
>t-twelve, chef ramsay
>fuckin hell

>>84417505
What's some of the best /Marco kino/ ?

>>84417562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqU30Qiju0c

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>>84417562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoV7lw7YBG4

>>84399527
>>84399702
One of the best episodes

>it's another restaurant that cross-contaminates it's food episode

>>84401154
fuck it, i'd pay to fuck her tbqh

>>84403748
I can't fucking stand Gordon Ramsay but at least this show isn't made by dumb Americans pretending his behaviour is somehow justified by the fact he's a Michelin Star chef

He's mentally ill or something, to be this aggressive and abusive

how do i into Gordan Ramsey?
where should i start?

>>84412806
What makes Americans in Europe sheepish? Europeans are generally very intelligent though, so I'm not surprised the contrast makes the Americans seem extra dumb in comparison.

>>84417850
start with kitchen nightmares

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>>84397977
LAWWWWW

>Gordon Ramsey
>Simon Cowell
>Piers Morgan
why do Americans love to watch their countrymen get humiliated by Brits so much?

>>84412620
see >>84403748

the way he bullied his staff was worse before he got famous in America

>>84402381

http://www.financialexpress.com/archive/chef-turned-woman-into-200-a-night-prostitute/633644/

Cliffnotes Version:

>Gordon Ramsay is brought in to save a vegetarian restaurant (vegetarianism will NEVER be as lucrative as fucking PeTA and the American Left want you to believe)
>Gordon can't make chicken cordon bleu out of chickenshit
>Veggie restaurant folds (shocker)
>Owner does what most women with no life skills do when reality comes knocking and opens her legs (or her throat or ass cheeks) for easy money

Also, there's a nice bit of Chef Ramsay slander in there. It's so much easier to blame others than take any responsibility whatsoever. Just the sort of morals I expect from someone who sells their body.

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>Listen
...
>Come 'ere
Yes chef
>Listen to me
Yes chef
>I asked for a steak med rare
Yes chef
>This thing could still be alive
Yes chef
>Look at how I stab my fucking knife into it
Yes chef
>You dirty basterd
Yes chef
>IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>84399702
I just searched her up.
Honestly might go to France just to say I fucked a bird thats been on TV.

>>84417952
We just like to see idiots receive some well deserved scolding. Who doesn't? It had nothing to do with the nationalities.

>>84418291
then why do failed comedians like John Oliver do so well when they go to the US?

>Gordon Ramsay thread
>no NINOOOOOO

Such a shame.

>>84403748
That fucking censoring can fuck right off it hurts my fucking ears. Who thought cutting out was a good method?

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>>84407813
>There's been an accident

>>84397683
>violin scratch
>freeze dish
my god

>>84418273
She's starfish. Don't ask me how I know...

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>it's an owner is a stubborn old fuck that's living in the past and refuses to listen to anyone episode

>>84417695
that's the only time when Gordon gets legitimately angry.

>>84420427
He seemed pretty pissed off with Amy's Baking Company stealing the waitstaff's tips

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>>84417873
>start with Kitchen Nightmares UK
fixed

>have a really simple message on how to have a successful restaurant
>make simple, delicious food
>don't over complicate things
>put in the work and don't just "own" a restaurant by mooching cash from it without doing any work/actually managing it
>he tells this to people every single episode
>most of them don't listen and close anyway
The man gets pissed sometimes but in reality must have the patience of a saint

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>>84397789
>violin

>>84417869
desu its not that americans are dumb,

its that europeans are transcendent

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>GET THE FUCKIN CHEF IN HERE NOW
>ARE YOU THE ONE THAT COOKED THIS?
Yes chef
>ITS FUCKING RAW CHICKEN
Perfectly cooked, right?

>>84420729
damn, now I'll have to watch the (((baking company))) episode

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>>84410089

>>84402774
>Husband invested money in the restaurant

It was her father

>>84417845
>He's mentally ill or something, to be this aggressive and abusive

It's called being a chef

>>84417498

He liked the food in that restaurant

>>84422794
>trying to talk shit about based ja/ck/

Salmonella fears him at this point

>>84407853
This shit almost happened to me. We had a shitty dish washer who saw himself as a pro chef / sushi chef. Fucker didn't clean up a spill he caused and I almost ended up dumping a 60qt pot of hot Miso on myself. Idiot got yelled at and cried like a child, he was in his 20's at the time. Not many things more dangerous than an idiot in the kitchen.

>>84407813
>"THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT!"
canuckino

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>>84412620

>>84403748
>Ramsay's attempt at relaxing the staff
>isn't working

>>84418364
American's think a British accent = authority on whatever subject is being discussed.

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>>84416501

>>84425432
I used to think Ramsay was an utter asshole. I've come to realize that this is true, but also that it's justified because the food service industry seems to be populated by sub-50 IQ mongs

>>84420729
>Cocaine nice and white

>>84417544
Why does he get mad at large menus? I guess he's reasoning is too much variety is wasting money?

>>84412620
You do realize that Britain's only claim to anything resembling their empire is a big rock, northern ireland and the falklands LOL. How pathetic, gave your entire empire away for free

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>>84425580
>the food service industry seems to be populated by sub-50 IQ mongs
That's because it is for the most part. Non-taxed cash payments plus no drug tests brings out the worst of the worst.
>mfw we had a chef at my old job who was a violent felon and he ended his life in a glorious hail of gunfire after killing his super abusive dad and taking the police on a chase through 3 states.

>>84425872
When you have a ton of shit from across the board it makes it hard to prepare any of it fresh.

>>84426121
Ok I can see that, by why does he hate "build your own" menus?

>>84418619
HELP HELP THE MAITRE D HAS FALLEN

>>84402280
Underrated.

>>84425999
yikes

any news stories on it?

>C'MERE
>yes chef
>Look at this, the kitchens a mess, you've wasted food, its overdone, and the dish is late by 20 minutes
>yes chef
>I've had enough, I want you OUT of my kitchen
>yes chef
>Hand in your apron and your spatula
>yes chef
>...And your other spatula

>>84416865
My name is...NINOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>84397789
Are you the one responsible for editing the American version of Kitchen Nightmares?

>>84398408
I'm sure this is a really cool instrument but the insane overuse of that one sound effect in every fucking reality show in America since at least 2003 has absolutely killed it for me.

>>84418443
I prefer it over obnoxious BLEEEEEPs punctuating sentences

>>84397789

I have seen him do that to a perfectly cooked steak before.

>>84398051

AYE. BIGBOY. C'MERE.

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>>84398185
>expresso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88ewQo6y6Qk
>implying he didn't plant it

>>84413461
>That one episode where the restaurant was grilling lettuce

>>84427074
Can't seem to find it. Happened in '08. Guy's name was Kelly. He was super nice and friendly with everyone at work, customers and coworkers alike. His demons came from his dad beating the shit out of his mom when he was a kid. Supposedly beating the shit out of his dad once he was strong and old enough is what landed him in jail the first time. After he got out he got a job at the Korean BBQ I worked at. He heard rumblings of his dad sniffing around his mom again, so he left to take care of business.

>CMERE YOU
Yes chef
>the hell is this you've served me
Caesar salad chef
>tell me whats this?
Grated parmesan chef
>and this?!
Anchovy, chef
>bloody hell
Chef?
>YOU DONT *bleep*IN MIX DAIRY AND SEAFOOD
it's a time honored recipe chef
>CAESAR WAS A TIME HONORED RULER AND ITS *bleep*IN LUCKY HE DIDNT DINE HERE, YOU'D BE CHEATING BRUTUS OUT OF A SPOT IN THE HISTORY BOOKS

>>84403748
People call Ramsay a bully, or abusive or arrogant but I don't see it that way. I see a man of conviction who fights for high standards and good values. This is Michelin standard food. In life, most people are more interested in having a good time and fucking around, and that's fine. But when it comes to high standards, that leads to distraction, which leads to dropped standards, which for him leads to a drop in sales. The techniques these boys are learning is invaluable. They know who they're working for, they know the standards, and if Gordon see's that they're ego gets in the way he's more than happy to drag them back to earth. If you don't like him, fine...but there's no denying he's a man with firm convictions and high standards. And that "attitude" of his has resulted in him amassing a personal wealth of £120million and the kind of credibility that cannot be bought. Bully? Readjust your panties and go watch Nigela instead

>We've replaced your old style with this hipster California garbage style
Does anyone actually think Gordon is an expert when it comes to restaurant aesthetic? I get he's a successful businessman but Christ is his answer to everything making it look gay as shit?

Not everything has to to be "hip and cool" some people just want a nice rustic shithole to eat in and there are plenty of massive chains that do that, like Cracker Barrel.

>>84426144

I think his idea is that if a kitchen is overwhelmed, they should simplify and have less food (that then comes out better) instead of having hundreds of foods.

Arguably, I agree with you that you could have mix and match type of menus with like ~7 dishes but with different kinds of meat and sauces.
But I think to ace that you first have to nail the basics.

>>84428540
I agree. Instead of working to improve the quality of menus he just overhauls them with this faggoty haute gastropub shit. The world has enough $12 sandwich / a la carte sides served-on-square-plate places. There's no character, it's just sterile, corporatized crap.

>>84428540
I think they're focused more on making as noticeable a change as possible so they get better reactions for the camera. If they kept the place basically the same, just tidied up a bit, it wouldn't be so dramatic on TV.

>>84425287
What the fuck is even going on here?

>this bread here, is it store bought?
>no chef, we bake it right here in the restaurant
>when was this made?
>just this morning chef, it's fresh
>what kind of flour do you use?
>rye, chef
>you grow it yourself?
>uh n-no chef we buy the flour
>unbelievable

>>84429197
Crime being resolved peacefully.

>>84429069
Yeah but sometimes it's horrendous

Take that infamous pizza episode with the old Greek guy. Yeah his place looked bland but he turned it into Brixx pizza. The entire aesthetic was of that post modern neckbeard "We have a 100 trendy microbrews" garbage.

This is a place owned by a greek guy, named after a Greek guy. If I heard the name of his restaurant first and then went there and saw post modern grey marble hipster aesthetic I'd be very confused if not disappointed

Same with the Barefoot Bob's episode. Yeah it went for a really shitty tiki cliche but it's supposed to be a Beachy, lazy sounding restaurant. What does Gordon do? He throws in a very boastful navy port aesthetic and drives home the "This is new England" concept. No shit it's a New England restaurant, there are probably hundreds of tourist magnet beach side New England Restaurants that drive home the "we serve clam chowder" idea.

This place was supposed to be reminiscent of being a beach bum, but he turned it into something that didn't match its original concept.

>>84420427

could i get a link for some episode where that happens

>>84429197
uk police trained to run away from suspects when confronted instead of using force to restrain.

>>84425287
>>84429197
>>84430449
>london bridge stabbing happens
>police arrive in under 5 minutes and shoot the suspects dead immediately

UK police have become better than americans, fear us

>>84430631
Lel okay Nigel bin Laden

>>84427150
Fuck you for making me laugh at that

>>84428525
Do most michelin star chefs act this way?

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>>84398009
>>84398051

>>84419823
>She's starfish
what did he mean by this?

>>84417022
Uncle ruckus owns a restaurant now?

>>84401998
what's the price? asking for a friend

I'm curious as to how many people in these threads who shit on Ramsay have actually eaten in one of his restaurants.

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>>84412977

>*starts pulling old food out of a bin*
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? AND YOU SERVE THIS TO CUSTOMERS?
>Er, no-
>HEY, DON'T GET SMART WITH ME, SUNSHINE, YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE

>>84412620
>talk to Americans
>they have a sense of pride and don't care to be verbally harassed every minute of the day
>confrontations escalate

>talk to Brits
>"y-yes chef"
>feel as though any further confrontation might lead them to suicide
>go back to your pans wishing somebody would have the backbone to set you off

>>84417869
>Europeans are generally very intelligent though
Sure in Europe, but why are we talking about Europe when the UK is the subject of debate here?

>>84397683
I really appreciate this reddit youtube meme

Ramsey posting versus Todd posting
Winner faces Baneposting

>>84417144
>warm jambalaya stored in the fridge breeds bacteria
oh shit, how am I not dead yet?

>>84417845
>be passionate human being
>get upset when grown adults endanger people's health and sully the name of your profession
>he's mentally ill
Sorry he isn't a fucking dickless perma-child tucking his tail between his legs and silently wishing somebody else would confront his issues.

>>84417845

That's how the directors ask him to be for his american audience, if you watch the other one you can see how he discuss with other chefs without even raising his voice.

>>84418364
>do so well
uhh...

>>84420729
yeah, that'll fuck up a restaurant real quick. I've known a few places that hire students and think they can pull a fast one with credit card tips but usually in the end a couple of waiters and bartenders get sly to it and tip off the IRS. We have businesses flipping management all the time because of that shit

>>84427738
>that filename
jesus if this is bait it deserves an award

>>84427841
gordan totally planted that mouse desu

who the fuck walks into a building then randomly turns around and looks at the floor behind him?

Also he started acting funny as soon as they said they have an exterminator come in for prevention monthly

>>84429197
Well let's see.

At 20 Euros an hour (let's pray it isn't more than that) we have 9 officers in a major metropolitan area working to contain a single perp, thus wasting 180 Euros of the public interest just paying the faggots to drive out, stand around, and book this nigger. Now compound this with the fact that they probably wasted 2 cans of mace and a collective gallon of gasoline just idling their cars, they're looking at what, 200 euros?

Now lets not forget once they peacefully apprehend this gud boi he will be given a short prison term of a few months with cable television, 3 meals a day, fresh sheets, and various counseling opportunities, resulting in no less than a few thousand dollars worth of upkeep for his worthless spear chucking ass, who will most likely once again go on a stabbing spree when he remembers how politely the police come at him and how nice prison was compared to living in the urban shithole his 'people' have made for him. So you and your family can rest safe knowing your tax dollars are hard at work protecting the interests and safety of the unhinged and inhuman.

>>84430631
>high profile stabbing
>5 minutes

nigger the cops in my neighborhood take 5 minutes to respond to a homeless guy in the shop. If somebody is getting killed they're on the scene in under 2.

Your police are still the laughingstock of the world.

>>84434658
wait a sec, this is racism!

How is it possible this thread has survived for so long?

>>84414713
>>84421861
today i learned what a waterphone is

>>84434658
Bongoloids don't use euros you brainlet

>>84397789
holy kek

Really is crazy how much more comfortable and friendly the british version of kitchen nightmares is.
Also, man, that mid 2000's rock really hit me in the nostalgia glands

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>>84406968
>god why would anyone want to get in to food services

I cooked for 10 years. Certified red seal chef.

It sucked dick and I got out of the "industry". Non stop stress for shit pay. Work extremely long days on all holidays. Lucky to get 2 days off a week. Usually only 1.

And then all the other people in the "industry" are elitist fuckwads who have a "if you cant take the heat get out to fthe kitchen!!!" mentality. They think working long hours for little pay in the sweltering heat over a stove their entire life makes them tough guys. And then they go home and get drunk and get wasted on drugs just to relax after the stress of the kitchen every night.

If you meet somebody and they tell you they want to be a chef, call them a retard.

>>84434214
Do people actually believe this? Most of the problems he dreams up or takes too seriously.

>>84434257
When Boiling Point was made he wasn't famous in America though. And you can tell the guy doing the narration thinks Gordon is fucking insane.

>>84438642
>Most of the problems he dreams up or takes too seriously.
like what

Reading through this thread has made me think about how much I want a porn parody involving NotGordon fucking women and critiquing them.

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>>84417845
>he's never worked in a kitchen
That's how all cooks are during a dinner rush.

>>84434529
>>84427841
Yeah, when Gordan started stumbling on his words and batting his eyelids like crazy I could tell it was bullshit familia.

>>84426121
also people don't like being overwhelmed by a ton of options i guess

>thanks darling yeah that's enough for me. can you go back and ask the chef if he microwaved that? because it tastes like shit
>no problem gordon
>gordon asked if you microwaved this?
>NO NO HOW DARE HE I DON'T MICROWAVE
>..okay
>cuts to earlier scene clearly showing chef putting it in the microwave
every damn time

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>>84440872
i love it when he confronts lying chefs
>NO I DID NOT MICROWAVE THIS I PROMISE
>but its obviously microwaved
>NO I ONLY PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 2 MINUTES THEN PUT IT IN THE OVEN
>queue clip of him just using the oven the whole time

>*stares at dish in disgust*
>oh dear oh dear
>*takes a tiny bite*
>yeah.. no way
>*spits food into tissue and squishes food with it*
>BLAND
>NO SEASONING
>AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF IT'S FUCKING RAAAAWWW

HOW MUCH IS IN THE BIN!?

How common is it for restaurants with working ovens and stoves to microwave food?

>*shits diarrhea into a bowl*
>YOU THERE C'MERE
>YOU CALL THIS SPAGHETTI?
>n...n..no chef..
>TASTE IT
>*dips finger in shit and tastes*
>tastes like shit
>ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL OUR CUSTOMERS?
>EVERYONE CMERE
>*lines everyone up the wall outside the restaurant*
>*executes them with an AK*

>>84397789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC8i0gt5m-Y

You would think if you invited Gordon Ramsay to come to your restaurant, and display it on television for the entire world to see, you would actually try and make the best food possible. or at least clean up the disgusting mess of a fridge.

but nah they don't give a fuck.

>>84419823
How much was it

>>84407813

>SOMEBODY HELP ME

>>84429925
>the episode where the guy was definitely being cucked

>>84432735
yes. you don't get to that level without an autistic attention to detail and retard-rage

>>84417845
>>84428525

Well, he was in an abusive work environment under Marco (and i think his father was a rage filled alchy) so seems natural that this type of behavior comes out - ie those who are abused tend to abuse others.

That said, his convictions/dedication to food is pretty clear - that's raw fucking passion right there that most people could only dream of having

>>84434658
Recidivism rates are way worse in America btw

>>84397789
Are we going to post this at every KN threads?
Yes we are.