How did Frodo get stabbed by Shelob's stinger if he was

Thin enough to go through the chains.

>>84391302
eagles flew away with the mithril armor at the last second

>>84391302
Shelob is magic

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>>84391302
Stop finding plot holes

she stabbed him in the neck where the armor doesn't protect him

>>84391302
Return of the King is garbage

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>>84391302
>mfw Frodo faked it because he was into vore

How did frodo survive the spear to the chest? Even if it didn't go through the mithril it should have still crushed every organ in his body

>>84391302
>thread is ignored because OP is right and Tolkien BTFO

>>84392623

Yes Jackson is a hack
In the book the spear is thrown by an ork and breaks several of Frodos ribs

>>84394181
Did he died?

>>84394219
Yes. But then his son Bingo Baggins comes along and takes his place.

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And why wasn't he invisible?

>>84394219
Yes, from eternal bleeding.

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>The threads are weak.
>The threads are weak. Fucking threads are weak? YOU’RE WEAK. I've been in this business three stinkin' days.
>What’s your name?
>Fuck you – that’s my name! You know why, Mister? Cause you walked to get here tonight, I flew in on an Eagle. That's my name! And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the LotR game, you can't outmeme them - go outside this magic volcano and tell your gardener your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to reply to your post with some (You)s.
>You hear me, you fucking faggots? B-M-S. B-Boil ‘em, M-Mash ‘em, S-Stick ‘em in a stew. Poh-Tay-Toes. POH-TAY-TOES.
>E-G-M-T. Eagles, Grond, Menus, Taxes. Eagles – why don’t you just ride them? Grond – will nothing else breach it? I know you will, 'cause it's breach or walk. You breach or you hit the bricks. Menus – any meat on them? And Taxes. E-G-M-T.
>Get out there! You got the shitposters coming in. You think they came in to get posted on r/4chan? A LotR meme doesn’t get posted unless it’s forced out of your ass. They're sitting out there waiting to make another DULLEST copypasta. Are you gonna post it? Are you man enough to post it?
>What's the problem, pal?

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>>84398370