>protagonist orders a shot >"leave the bottle"

Yeah, probably would.

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>war movie
>timid guy doesn't smoke at the start
>does by the end

>>84387714
What's that, you've never paid for a bottle of alcohol in your life?

I thought you had to be 18+ to post on here.

>>84387877

>Daily reminder that Uppum from Saving Private Ryan was a piece of shit.

>protagonist takes a shot
>doesn't grimace at all after

>>84387878
Generally speaking bars can't even sell you the bottle.

Most bars would never do that, but there are gay ass clubs where underage fags and negroes go where you can pay 200 dollars for a 30 dollar bottle of vodka.

>>84387918

You're a pussy if you do.

>>84387878
Never got an entire bottle at a bar, that's retarded. Only niggers and rich fags do bottle service, literally paying $200 for a $30 bottle of grey goose or some shit.

>>84387918
>protagonist takes a shot
>doesn't shake his head involuntarily afterwards

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>protagonist takes off handcuffs
>rubs wrists

>>84387918
Lots of people drink whiskey straight, good kinds are smooth as fuck, especially on ice. I drink Jamesons on the rocks a lot.

>>84387935
>he's so self- conscious that he feels the need to hide his disgust for something that tastes bad in order to appear more manly
Wew

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>bomb has a visible digital timer

>>84387993
>bomb has appropriately color coded wires

My brother got me a 90 dollar bottle of vodka for my b-day
Shit was so so smooth

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>>84388040
>>84387993

>Antagonist tells protagonist about bomb location

>>84388040
>bomb is not strapped to a shitskin

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>military character has a non-military approved haircut

>Protagonist enters seedy bar
>Music stops
>Everyone turns around to look

This is why I never go to bars and drink alone in my room instead.

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>and your OTHER gun

>anon posts a "trope" that's only happened in one movie or TV series, posts gay frog

>protagonist enters a seedy bar in vietman
>party rockers in the house stops playing
>everyone turns around to look
>it ain't me starts playing
>orders a shot
>leave the bottle
>AND your other gun

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>hacker is handsome and well groomed
>hacker is female
>hacker plugs in USB and taps keyboard
>"I'm in"

>>84387985

You're projecting. I don't drink but when I did I loved the taste of both whiskey and tequila. It was like a delicious mouthwash/cough medicine combo and I never shuddered like a child upon swallowing it.

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>russian character is insane

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>character gets KO'd
>doesn't shit his pants or show any visible signs of concussion

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>actor gets first paycheck
>buys hot meal

>>84387878
Ironically spoken like someone whos never been to a bar.

>>84388161

You probably like the taste of cock and cum too you fucking faggot

>girl tell protagonist "i love you"
>protagonist says "i love u2"

what the hell do they mean by this?? is u2 that good?

>>84387877
psyop to get more people smoking

>>84388061

>squad are briefed en route during helicopter insertion rather than in some shitty briefing room on base

>>84387924
They can, but depending on what bar it can be 10% to 200% more expensive than a regular bottle

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>>84388233
SHE MOVES IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

>>84388124
>mfw even fucking Baywatch made fun of this
It was awkward.

>>84388214

I have no sexual disabilities.

>>84387936
You don't know what you are talking about faggot. Back to school you edgy bitch

>>84387714
Why is pepe yellow?

>>84388161
>I don't drink but when I did
So you can't handle your shit yet you get to tell people how to drink?
Nice

>>84388381
Found the dumb negro

>>84388112
Eh, not bad.

>>84387714
some people have a tab

>>84388721

Yeah, that must be it, there's no other reason to stop drinking. Everyone's a loser here, right?

Stop being gay.

>>84388175
>characters gets knocked out and is out for hours
>no sign of serious brain trauma
>able stand upright and go about escaping without any issues

>>84389306
I like how one filmmaker did it once and hollywood decided that it was just quite a convenient plot element to use in action films and never once bothered to check the reality surrounding it

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>open a random thread
>pick a random post
>post t. cuck
>get (you)'s

>>84389440
I'd love to see someone do it straight and lampshade it.

If you're KO'd for anything more than a minute or two at max, you need to be in the ER right away.

>>84389440
>filmmaker did it once and hollywood
more like Hergé in Tintin

>arab character
>calls everyone "my friend"

>>84387968
You do fucking do that because cops put it on retardedly tight

>>84387968
.t never been cuffed

>>84389688
You are not my friend, my friend!

>>84387983

>whiskey on ice

Absolutely pleb.

>>84388259
>it can be 10% to 200% more expensive than a regular bottle
200%? that's fucking generous. A bar is only going to sell you a bottle for roughly the cost of what they would make selling the shots individually, with maybe a slight discount if they like you, but all of this in entirely discretionary.

Let's break it down.

1L bottle of vodka (supermarket-tier chink shit)
> £15

1 shot of vodka in a bar
> £4 (£3 if you're outside a big city probably)
>1 bottle = 40 shots
Bar value: £160

This is over 1000% the cost of buying the bottle normally. A bar is doubtfully going to sell you the bottle for less than £120 unless they know that an immediate sale will work out better with their wholesale purchasing credit in the short-term (this part is complicated).

>>84387983
>Jameson is good
>good whiskey should be consumed with ice so you can't taste it

Come back when you sprout your first chest hair.

>>84390037
With ice is fine as long as it's the type of high-quality ice that won't melt. If it's regular pleb ice, enjoy your rum-flavoured water.

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>the alien is the good guy

>drinking at a bar
>the characters arent rich

it's like the writer doesnt know anything about alcoholism.

most movie bars follow a specific type of bar.
the one where you just order whatever you want and just ask how much was it right before leaving.
yes, they exist.
yes, it's expensive as hell, yes it's for absolute richfags not the average movie protag.

i thought frog threads got deleted now

>>84387935
>>84388161
>It's a I only drink things that taste bad because I'm insecure and think that if I drink something that tastes good I'll turn gay episode

It's like if you only drank black coffee and then went around calling people faggots for using cream and expecting them to be impressed

>>84390236
>order stuff
>order more stuff
>get bill at the end
Isn't that how most places work?

>>84390071
wrong, idiot, cold muddles the more intricate notes of good whiskey and brings out the taste of the alcohol, it's not just that the ice melts

>>84390044
>his bar doesn't do $2 vodka drink night

>>84390313
yes, but nowadays several bars have a "pay for it as soon as you recieve it" policy

>>84390238
>I thought you were-
>Dead? Sorry to disappoint.

>>84390322
You have a lot to learn about whisky.

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>>84390236
>Walk into bar near my house with my friends
>Look at menu and none of the drinks have prices
>Ask how much it is for a random craft bottle I've never heard of
>$30
>We all say "what the fuck" and get up to leave
>As we leave the manager comes up and scolds us for making a scene
>Loudly say "Who the fuck pays $30 for a single beer?"
>Some random guy at a table says "wait what the fuck thirty dollars?" and leaves with us
>We go to the dive bar across the street and buy $5 pitchers

Fuck rich people

>>84389688

My friend lee me alone

>>84387714
>consuming alcohol
>protagonist
Stop watching edgy smut.

>>84390453
>>84390322
>No bro you have to smoke out of a percolated dual chamber at least if you want the full experience. Don't forget to drink the mango juice so you get the mycrene and get even higher bro

This is how you sound. Just drink the poison and drown your sorrows like a non pretentious adult

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>>84387993
>>84388040
>timer is fake and it's actually set to a detonator
>villain is watching them on CCTV trying to decide which wire to cut, sipping scotch and gently masturbating

>>84390418
We used to have a bar that did pig shots for £1 twice a week.

I have no idea what was in them, but you could get plastered relatively easily. I knew a guy who used to consume them through his eyes.

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>scene set in, or about Japan
>turning Japanese begins playing

>>84390441
>>84390313
Americans must be lightweight as fuck - a pub in the UK would never let that shit fly.

Imagine a small dainty midget woman walks into a bar, orders a bottle of Merry Down cider. If the barman lets her wait until after she's finished the bottle before paying, she is going to be absolutely plastered and struggle to pay, since 4 units is a lot to a female midget.

This seems like a very counterproductive system to be using around highly intoxicated individuals.

>>84390708
Yanks have shotguns under the bar, you pay or else

>Character enters someone's house
>Host always has a pile of bottles and offers a drink on ice

How many of you actually have a minibar on standby?

>>84387902
>shooting a prisoner because he was brace and did his duty to his country and you were a coward
>especially after he just spared your life

What did he mean by this?

>>84390044
Fuck off with your third world currency.

>protagonist gets back home after an instense action sequence
>"Hard day at the office?"

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>sex scene
>pull down pants and underwear
>guy thrusts his hips around a little bit and is inside her without even looking or using his hands

>>84390745
I always have alcohol in my house

It's nearly as good as company

>>84390745
I actually do have a minibar because I throw parties at my house a lot and people just leave bottles and never come back. I have like 5 1/3 full bottles of captain that I can't get rid of to save my life but it looks nice on the shelf once I got those fancy bottles

>>84390708
You've gotten so drunk in public you couldnt pull out your wallet and count money?? Maybe Americans just handle our shit

>lawyers / business execs / politicians drinking scotch in an office in the middle of the day
>they don't get headaches or lay down on the couches for a nap afterward

>>84390850
as a britbong who has drank in America with Americans, I can tell you they can't hold SHIT.

Not only is your beer fucking garbage-tier ABV (using proof to try and make it look stronger than it is), but you guys consume hardly any and just call it a night.

In Britain, if you're sober enough to count money, you're doing it wrong.

>>84390991
Maybe if you werent so hammered all the time you could satisfy your ladies and not need 1 million shitskins imported a year to do it instead

>>84390044
>1 shot of vodka in a bar
>£4
Where the fuck are you drinking man

>outcast nerd
>has sex frequently
i find this very disrespectful with actual outcasts that live in forced solitude.

>>84390991
Kek nobody uses proof for beer come back with a story that isn't bullshit

>>84390991
>In Britain, if you're sober enough to count money, you're doing it wrong.
You're bragging about this?

>>84387714
Have you ever drank in a bar before? They don't always make you pay up front.

>>84390850
British drinking culture is all about getting blackout drunk.

>>84387918
>>84387944
>protagonist is not 14

>>84387983
>Jamesons
>good whiskey

kay

>>84390056
There's nothing wrong with drinking whiskey on ice or even with a splash of water.

>>84391318
Yes it's perfectly fine if it's swill or you're just a giant pussy

>>84390991
>In Britain, if you're sober enough to count money, you're doing it wrong.
Maybe you should stop being a degenerate slosh. Start with not being proud of being a degenerate slosh.

>>84391356
Or, you know, if you like it cold. I guess "real men" like you don't like your beer chilled either.

>>84391387
>>84391186
>>84391074
t. mad Americucks that can't handle alcohol.

It's okay to admit you're inferior.

>>84391421
you can have your whisky cold without it becoming horribly diluted; it's called quality ice.

>>84391356
No one is going to like you if you keep making fun of other people because you think you're better than than them, anon. It's just alcohol. I don't go to restaurants and start calling people pussys because they used ketchup on their cheeseburger. Let people drink the way they want

>>84390991
If I lived in current day Englel I would try to drink myself to death too

I can't get over the fact that so many people in this thread have frogs saved on their computer.

>>84391164
1 shot usually about £3-4 in the UK.

I've been to medium-upmarket places where Absolut, for example, is £4.20+.

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>>84391507
>quality ice
>No you need SPECIAL frozen water or you'll turn gay

>>84391421
If you drink liquor ice-cold, it numbs your tongue and you don't fully taste it. I hope you drink plastic bottle trash because you're just flushing your money down the toilet otherwise.

Beer isn't meant to be drank ice-cold either unless it's pisswater.

>>84391507
So ice is okay now? Gee, that almost like exactly what I just said that you sperged out about five minutes ago.

>>84388161
I'm not any of those other guys but how do you get a acquire for whiskey in the first place? I've got jameson's at home but it tastes like death. I just like it with beer or coffee but in very small doses.

ive never been to a bar or drunk

im 30
is it too late

>>84388787
Kill urself Nigger

>>84391599
Do it faggot. It's cheap to do at home alone. Drink 4 beers and see what happens

>>84391569
The difference between a good ice cube and a shit one is how fast it melts, ruining the flavour of the whisky.

When you get out of your teens, you might start to understand the concept of a good chilled port.

>>84391583
Try different stuff until you find one you like. Same goes for any alcohol, even beer, because THEY DON'T ALL TASTE THE SAME.

Maybe check out a Jim Beam Black or a Honey Jack Daniels.

>>84391643
but beer tastes awful

>>84391548
Jesus man, my local does doubles and coke for that sort of price.

>>84391571
the fuck-kind of Mediterranean shit-skin tongue do you have if you can't even handle a bit of ice without it "numbing" you?

>>84391583
Jamesons is basically astringent. If you're serious about gaining an appreciation for fine whiskey, you'll need to go up a shelf or two. A good "starter" scotch would be Glenlivet or Glenfiddich. If you sip a few glasses of 15 year Glenfiddich and it doesn't grow on you, this probably won't be your thing.

>>84391599

I'm 30 and I've been to many bars in social settings, but absolutely hate bar culture. Overpriced and not worth it.

I don't drink much. I might have a beer or liquor if I'm eating dinner but that's it.

I've been drunk only once. I wanted to know what the big deal was. I made myself screwdrivers and played the first Walking Dead telltale game. It was fun, but I have zero interest in getting "drunk" like that again.

I think it's because I find drunk people absolutely annoying and I don't want to be that.

>>84391715
The first beer tastes awful. The second beer tastes good. The third beer tastes like nothing. Once it coats the inside of your mouth it tastes better. Like beer mouthwash

>>84391548
do you live in London? The only places that charge that much for a shot are high end bars in business districts of the major cities

>>84390991
Where I live if you're enough of a retard to drink til you puke or pass out then everybody will look down on you, like it should be.
Jesus christ being british must suck.

>>84391511
>he doesn't put ketchup on his cheeseburger
pussy

>>84391666
>chilling port#
you drink that shit at room temperature you fucking neanderthal

>>84391818
>The first beer tastes awful

Are you implying that the first pint of Worthingtons™ doesn't taste great?

>>84391583
>>84391747
Also I forgot to mention, "single malt" or "single barrel" scotch is the good stuff. Blended whiskey is cheap shit for mixing. Don't buy blended whiskey for the sole purpose of drinking straight, it universally tastes like shit (unless you really, REALLY love whiskey)

>>84391818
The way it goes for me is first beer tastes amazing, second is disappointing, the rest taste like nothing.

>>84391872
I like beer now that I've been drinking for a while but I remember drinking my first and hating it

>>84389451
t. cuck

>>84391356
>>84387935
>>84387983
>>84388721

Drinking whiskey straight and craft beer is the ultimate hipster detector. Only hipster faggots "I have a beard and drink whiskey straight" or "Fuck big beer company's, I only drink craft beers"

Grow up. Drinking whiskey straight is retarded, get some Evan Williams and mix it with diet coke, maybe you could finally save some money and buy property and start a family.

Also, stop drinking craft beer Everyday. Drink piss beer like a normal person, then Maybe you could save money and stop being a skinny fat queer.

>>84391894
>>84391818
The moral of the story is drink 3 beers

>all these pretentious alcohol purists waving their dicks at each other

lmao, utterly pathetic

>>84391747 >>84391707
Serious is probably too big a word, I just wanna see what the fuss is about lol, but thanks

>>84390792
>sex scene
>dumb fucks leave underwear on, woman leaves bra on
I'm a virgin so I don't know how realistic it is but something tells me it's not

>>84387993
Nothing wrong with that, if the aim is blackmail.

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>>84391928
>Mfw I unironically enjoy the taste of Rolling Rock
It's like 30c a can here so a 36 pack is like $12. Everyone else hates it but fuck em

>>84391959
Some women, no matter how beautiful, are really insecure about their boobs and don't want anybody to see them, even when they're banging. I've had women insistent on leaving the bra on.

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>>84390238
>and your other thread

>>84391992
People who complain about the taste of beer are almost always underage

>>84391928

weeee, weeeeee, whiskey burns my mouuuth, weeee

>recognize someone at a distance
>bus drives by
>THEY
>D
>I
>S
>A
>P
>P
>E
>A
>R

OMG

>>84388081
Have you ever been to a bar?

>tfw can only do 1 maybe 2 shots of something with chasers before needing to mix it

I met a girl who drank vodka straight and downed it like it was water. wew

>>84390044
>>84391548
£4 is horribly over priced for bottom shelf vodka. I've lived in various cities in the UK and have never paid that much except for at the most expensive bars on a Friday or Saturday night.

>>84388174
>Russian character is played by Rade Serbedzija

Every time

>>84388233
you hack. this is a scene from scrubs

>>84388081
it shows cause this never happens lol

>>84392132
I did, once
some jackhole entered, the music stopped, and everyone turned around to look at him
then he flicked a coin into the jukebox and everyone started dancing on the tables, so I left

>>84388161
>love the taste
>doing shots
pick one

>>84391928
>projecting this hard
I'm sorry you're poor anon, but not everyone is

>>84391992
Rolling Rock is good out of the bottle, and super cheap.

>>84392030
>Skinny fat
>Has a beard

Drinking fine whiskey straight doesn't make you a man, just an alcoholic who probably doesn't have shit for money or investments.

>>84388202
>actor gets first paycheck
>buys cup of soup
>throws it in a pot
>adds broth, a potato, a leftover bone
>has a stew going

>>84387714
Hi guys long time scroller first time poster.
I have worked in a bar/nightclub for the best of 10 years and can confirm this doesn't happen.

Anything else you want to know just ask, thanks.

>>84390441
stop going to college bars with dance floors

>>84392189
Try again. Not every bar is populated by rednecks.
I would be happy to find such a bar, actually.

>>84392273
Tell me where you work so I can come in, order a shot and tell you to leave the bottle.

>>84392273
Have you ever gotten a handy from an alcoholic that was broke but just wanted a drink? And how was said handjob

>>84392237
I own several rental properties anon. Being rich doesn't mean having nice things. I bet you think driving a Ford raptor, drinking fancy and having debt is wealth.

Dumb Americans deserve to be poor. I hope Medicare and Medicaid are fully defunded.

>>84392273
do you slip roofies to sluts so you can have some dopey-gropey fun time in the bathroom?

>>84392343
That actually happened to me as a patron at a gogo bar in Angeles City, Philippines, but it was the waitress that wanted a drink and it was a blowie, not a handy.

>>84387714
>protagonist learns of major plot development that demands his immediate attention
>throws down a single coin on the counter
>>84391928
>this much bait
>>84391599
>>84391715
Just start with whiskey; beer is for teenagers and bongs

>>84392343
Happens almost every week but I work at a gay bar. The drinks don't come out of my pocket so free blowjobs

>>84391715
literally wrong. There are hundreds of different flavours of beer. I don't even like beer, and there's still even ones I like.

>>84392352
>its an anon can't stop projecting episode
I'll try. I bet you were one of those faggots in high school that thought drinking bottom shelf rubbing alcohol tier was manly.

>>84391928

T. Cuck with no appreciation for a good beer

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>>84388174
>Russian character killed 15 Czechoslovakians with his bare hands

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>>84392343
Never happened but I do sometimes jump on tinder or whatever and see what chicks are about that need left home, usually get at least a handy out of it. The handys are pretty good. Recently left a chick home who squirted all over my work trousers.

>>84392381
Never, I think I have only heard about one chick getting her drink spiked, but I'm pretty sure she just drank way too much, we cut her off and her friends would keep coming up ordering drinks and giving them to her. Actually some really old chick came up to the bar with her glass of wine, claimed she was spiked, but we kept the glass of wine and several days later the tablet still hadn't fizzed away or whatever. But we found loads of the tablets which were in her drink, pretty sure they are just heart burn tablets, guy I work with said her seen her dropping stuff into the straw holders.

Also, the bar I work in is in Ireland, I am Irish, and I myself do not drink.

>>84392465
I drink good beer now and then, I just consider people who drink a 6 please acknowledge of IPA to be stupid. I'll just drink one good expensive craft beer, then the rest of my beers for the evening will be trash beer like keystone.

>>84387983
Get rid of the rocks pussy.

>>84392460
Being manly means not having to care about if others think you are manly.

So hit the Gym, shave your beard and start saving for that tattoo removal.

>>84392628
I drink a lot of craft beer, it's not even that expensive. Only problem is crazy calorie count in those things, so if you don't want a beer belly don't drink them.

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>>84392475
>Russian character is interior decorator
>House looks like shit

>>84392616
>I am Irish, and I myself do not drink.
one of these things is a lie

>>84392713
>Being manly means not having to care about if others think you are manly.
>Do these things because I do them and care about what people think of me

>>84389064
I rather have a Pepsi free, thanks.

>>84390044
I love craft beer. Especially Blue Moon and Shock Top.

>>84392740
That is another reason I don't do it. That or I just drink one beer that night. I only drink if I'm not cutting or I need cals at the end of the day.

>>84387877
This actually happened to me. By the end of my tour of Iraq, I was constantly dipping or smoking. My buddies did that shit, so eventually I said 'fuck it' and tried myself. I stopped when my deployment was over, though.

>>84392253
Name one

>>84392189
>>84392301


>what is a joke

>>84392925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MiFHZ-VpcU

>>84387968
>never owned a watch

faggot

>>84392969
Heh

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>>84391959
I'm not a fan of foreplay, and I don't like my boobs being touched so I do this.

>>84392815
I have seen people shit themselves and insist they are ok to stay and carry on drinking, I see people spend up to £200 in a single night.

Working in the nightclub on the weekends leave it so I can still see all my friends and shit and have good stories to tell from the funny shit I see, and I get paid for it, good tips, and maybe more money from giving people lifts home after, or, even better - money and sex from a cutie once.

>>84387714
>protagonist orders a shot
>becomes American

>>84393013
Are they big?

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>>84392189
Good post

>>84391959
>sex scene
>leave socks on

>>84392969
>and your OTHER arm

>>84392189
are you okay annie ?

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>>84390044
>his bar doesn't do nickel shot night

>>84393013
Lay off the sweets, lard ass.

>>84392848
Having tattoos lowers employability and are expensive blights on something that did not need to be there. Beards are unprofessional.

>>84392890
I was on a 90 man outpost as a 13b, only two other people in my battery didn't smoke or dip.

I didn't want any expensive habits when I got back. Cigs were fucking $1 a pack of the n Iraq. Also did you ever get those Chinese energy drinks from the haji shops that had nicotine in it?

>>84393013
LONDON

>>84393187
I never tried that shit, but I saw people drinking them sometimes. I didn't know it had nicotine, that's hilarious in retrospect. I mostly stuck with the orange Rip It poured into a bottle of Gatorade.

>>84393013
>doesn't like their boobs being touched
Are you gay

>>84391530
Can confirm. Things seem less bleak when I'm gonzoed

>>84387993
>protagonist escapes with 5 seconds left on the timer since 1 second would be too cheesy

>>84393187
Y'all niggas talking bout wild tiger?

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>>84393043
4u

>>84390745
I hate people like this because unless they are rich they never drink their shit they just see it like a vase or something.They are the equivalent of wine snobs who gargle.

>>84390850
>he hasn't gotten so drunk that he wakes up in his own bathroom, wonders for a moment how the hell he ended up in monaco and passes out again

>>84388381
He's not wrong though. Bottle service is a rip off.

Paying for a whole bottle in a bar still means paying the markup compared to storebought. Also, most bartenders wouldn't leave the bottle, since there's that whole service responsibility thing that comes with bartending.

>>84391928
Whiskey was originally not intended to be drunk straight, it was supposed to be mixed with water. Yes. Water. Not coke. But times change and drinking whiskey straight has been a decent fashion for the past fifty+ years. Whiskey is not often brewed at 80+proof/40%vol

Fuck most craft beers though. And fuck IPA's being served Ice Cold. And fuck anyone that drinks brandy with a mixer.
>>84392239
Drinking shitty whiskey by the bottle makes you an alcoholic. Not drinking fine whiskey straight. If you have the money to buy fine whiskey, you're probably doing alright in the financial world.

>>84393881
Yep.

>>84390897
If you cant have a few drinks in your office without crashing you arent qualified to be any of those things.

>>84390454
I don't believe you. I drank at one of the most expensive rooftop bars in NYC a few days ago and a Heineken was 15 dollars. There is nowhere that would charge 30 for a single beer

>character pours brown alcohol in small glass
>drinks it straight up

Do people actually do this? I tried to one time and had to spit it out it tasted so bad. Whisky is gross.

>>84390897
How do you get a headache from a glass of scotch?

>>84394237
>There is nowhere that would charge 30 for a single beer

Most places wouldn't.
Here in the UK, 5 squid is the minimum most expensive places will charge. I used to work in a bar that charged 13, but that was an 12 percent beer. There's tax markups after 5% ABV in the UK.

Only places that'll charge the rough equivalent of 20+ dollars for a beer are michelin star places or celebrity hangouts. Even expensive rooftop bars will have beers that don't exceed 15 squid

>>84394239
Whiskey is awful, some people like it.
They also usually buy higher brands that have flavor and is smoother.

>>84394239
the secret is not being a little bitch

>>84394237
Nobody said the 30 dollar drink was Heineken, you homo.

>>84394239
No I just drink it straight from the bottle.

>>84394257
Dehydration most likely. It could be diet, undernourishment or lack of exercise, too.

>>84394203
The whole nicotine thing makes a lot of sense now.
We used to buy them by the case from kids. We were LAR so we weren't really on a base, but any time you stopped no matter how far in he desert you were, kids would show up.

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>>84394237
>Paying 15 dollars for a beer
>For any beer

>tfw you're a little bitch so you only drink coolers and shot liqueur/cordials
>get drunk anyways

beers taste awful, fuck that, and wine is so sour I get indigestion. also disgusting.

>>84394820
>beers taste awful
What kind of girl are you?

>>84392886
>>84392740
uwotm8s? There's just as many calories in any other alcoholic drink (including shots).

>>84387878
>bars sell their alcohol at no profit
lmao

>>84394820
>beers taste awful
Just force yourself to drink it. You get used to it.
>get indigestion from wine
Is it heartburn or something else?

>>84394955
Not really, beer, especially crafted beer is liquid bread. A shot of vodka has around 70 calories, whereas a pint of beer has 250.
I don't know about you, but I couldn't drink two bottles of vodka as easily as beer.

I thought weed smokers were supposed to be the annoying insufferable ones.

A bunch of grown men are arguing about how to drink alcohol and calling each other names for not doing it how they personally do it.

https://youtu.be/BYBvPuyNX0w

>>84392882
Blue Moon is craft? No wonder I can't find it outside of Middlesex County.

>>84389688
This is true, I live in an area with a lot of Arabs and they always call me "buddy"

>>84388061

relaxed grooming standards faggot

t. oldfag in SOC unit that remembers when these were a thing during OIF/OEF

>>84395288
Blue Moon is """craft""" in that it isn't a watered down lager. It's still owned by one of the big beer companies. It's pretty good though

>>84390184
It's almost like poor people are terrible at spending their money wisely.

>>84388061
>>84395450
Why must men in the military get their haircuts but women don't have to. Not fair

>>84387918
>protagonist drinks alcohol
>anyone in the movie drinks alcohol
>people you know in real life drink alcohol

>>84391751
Must suck no having friends to get drunk with during a barbacue while the Sun sets

>>84395607
Yeah, this. It's Belgian Wheat Ale, tastes fine, but it definitely not craft, and it's pretty cheap, I get it for $1.50 a bottle in my local store.

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!

>>84392434
Enjoy your AIDS, faggot

>>84389697
>retardly tight
Only as tight as they need to be to keep you from slipping your hands out, Anon.

>>84396180
Im a military guard and we are instructed to leve space for two fingers between the cuff and the wrist when we cuff people. In training a retard in my troop tightened them way too hard on me and fucked me up.

As long as it can't go off the hand, It's good. No problem if it slides a little up the arm.

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>>84387714
>Trained soldiers are less competent in combat than the civilian protagonist

>>84395667
Forcing a woman to cut her hair is tantamount to rape.

>character orders a cup of coffee
>asks for cream and sugar

D R O P P E D

>>84387878
stoopid euro

>>84391992
For some reason RR has a very strong peanut butter taste to me, which makes me feel ill after a few sips

>>84394381
>There's tax markups after 5% ABV in the UK.
wait, what?

Howcome I can get a pint of black rat or old rosie for £2.65 then?

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>chick flick
>THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE-RRRRR

>>84388109
Actually an underrated oost

>>84391666
>The difference between a good ice cube and a shit one is how fast it melts

someone explain the physics of this

>>84400810
Ice cube vs Ice cone or whatever

>>84391823
Where I live you can't find a shot for less than $10, and at that price you get shit 20% alcohol.

>>84387714
Put it on my tab.

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>>84388109
>anon posts a meta post without a gay frog

>>84389648
Lmao, this is true

>>84400866
Sweden?

>>84389688
>t. has never met an Arab

>>84400954
T-this is my kind of frog desu

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>>84402120

>>84402296
A-anon! It's not l-like I wanted you to post more or anything !

>more

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>>84402360
r-really anon?

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>>84402420

>>84387714
>Shouldn't he be paying for it?
Yes, and he probably will.

>Wouldn't the whole bottle cost like $90?
That's the point.

>criminal on the run
>suddenly searchlights turn on
>oh shit, there was a helicopter right there!

>>84390708

>This seems like a very counterproductive system to be using around highly intoxicated individuals.

Barely anybody ever gets black out drunk at a bar as much as they do at a night club, they get shitfaced and stupid, sure but still conscious.

Depends on the situation really, but a lot of the bars I've gone to charge you multiple times for something "by accident" or simply place ghost charges to take advantage of drunk customers.

>>84390322
>holy fuck what a pretentious fag you are.

>>84390748
Gotta avenge those jews goy

>>84391356
Anybody want to join the team i'm assembling to take on this UTTER FUCKING BADASS?!?!?!?!

>>84391715
I didn't used to either but it really grows on you after a while. Now i can't stop.

>>84395332
So which part of Sweden do you live in?

>>84395332
I live in the middle of nowhere, 99% white and everyone still calls each other "buddy"

>>84391548
London should be nuked. 4 quid is definitely not standard throughout the whole country dingus

>>84387985
>His immature boyish tastebuds are repulsed by delishious alcohol but he still drinks it but will display complete disgust for it at the same time
Literally lol

>>84391928
>diet coke
i can smell your corpse from here

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>>84391837
Sound like snooty cunts who can't have a laugh or hold their drink

>>84393055
Warm feet enhances the orgasm and makes it easier to achieve, virgin

>>84387714
stupid flanders

>>84387714
you can order a bottle but only in gentleman's clubs and in pretty high-end locations. never in these seedy bar's they depict this shit.

>>84389688
>indian character
>calls everyone "boss"

>its a room full insecure people who base their sense of masculinity on their ability to drink a liquid thread

>>84387878
say a shot is like $5 and a bottle has like X amount of shots in it plus tip (if amurcan)...thats a pretty fucking stupid way of getting your drink on.

"leave the bottle"

"sure that will he $250 you depressed character retard who is probably depressed cos your broke, but have enough disposable for a whole bottle, you flaming fucking retard"

^^I wanna see that movie

>>84387862
How wrong you were.

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>>84390695
>Japanese scene
>kotos start playing

>>84391507
yo barkeep...you can hold the cheap stuff Im splashing out my man....


whats that....no....no...you want the...
QUALITY ICE!

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>>84387918
>my face when

>>84391837
Lel, if you don't puke you're not even trying. Real niggas take a tactical vomit early in the night so they can fit more beer in.

Alcohol is fucking yucky.

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>>84390991
>In Britain, if you're sober enough to count money, you're doing it wrong.
Duh, have you seen British women?

>>84391599

i'm 26 and i've spent like $300 on bars in the past week

>sudden japan scenery transition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

>supposed to drive to a party last Friday
>buy a six pack of delicious beer
>turns out it has 7.7 pct abv
>get fucked up in my garage
>get texts that I'm late for the party
>pretend I fell asleep and don't text back
>listen to music and dance naked in my garage
>remember I have a 12 pack of some shit beer
>end up drinking eighteen goddamn beers
>fall in and out of sleep in my kayak browsing and listening to a bunch of albums and watch a movie

Gf is gonna be gone this weekend and I plan to do the same thing. One of the most fun nights I've had in a while.

>>84410057
Like your mothers vag.

>>84388446
Cause he is pee pee

>>84410762
nice blog

>>84391544
Welcome to 4chan

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>>84387983
>Jameson
>good

>>84409246
this is true though.

>>84393187
>energy drink with nicotine
Wouldn't something like that be poisonous?

>>84393024
underrated

>>84390748
The German that spared his life was not the same German soldier. The soldier that stabbed the jew in the chest never died.

>>84391928
lol what a weak pussy.

>>84393187
>Be a man and dont give a shit about others.
>But care about the ludicrous standards of office work attire

>>84391356
such a fragile masculinity

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>>84393013
Bee my tv gf

>>84390991
Fellow Bong here. Please don't judge us on this loser. We're not all like this.

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>>84391928
>Also, stop drinking craft beer Everyday. Drink piss beer like a normal person, then Maybe you could save money and stop being a skinny fat queer.

Fucking hell you actually got me there

>Protaganist orders/food drink
>Leaves before finishing it

>>84395332
>buddy

>>84410762
>Tfw picked up acid from work today
>On a phone call with a friend and casually ask if I should drop it tonight
>"NO WTF ONLY LOSERS DO DRUGS ALONE"

I honestly prefer doing that shit alone and your evening sounds pretty fucking cool

>>84412652
You know that's not true. Don't lie to the yanks.

>>84387834
Do you feel in charge?

>>84409118
>and makes it easier to achieve, virgin
Maybe if you have difficulties because you're a cutfag

>>84396989
But she did karate as a kid instead of ballet!

>>84391928
keep crying because you cant afford a next level craft beer once in a while

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>>84391959
what really rustles me is that for rating reasons every single woman istantly cover herself after sex or when the couple starts talking/chatting she covers her breasts.

No one does this, generally after sex one is (most of the times) sweating and is flushed/too hot.

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>go to sleep
>wake up
>shitty threas still up