>early '00s American teen movie >main character gets

>>84384849
The Jews mutilate American babies so they can only masturbate using some form of lubricant.

>>84384849
That's because they have mutilated Jew cocks

>>84384849
Does circumcision have any actual benefits at all?

>>84384871
>>84384885
circumsized aussie here at 18 because muh did had a small foreskin n caused problems

I dont need lube

still a virgin at 26

>>84384871
that's a lie
I'm cut and I don't use lotion
I put two cleenex on top of my dick and fap

>>84384942
So how do you masturbate?

>>84384931
In the desert before the existence of showers your dick wouldnt fill up with sand. Hence Abrahamic religions making it a law

You gotta remember that these movies are made by the bourgeois, who have lost touch with the common man
They use lotion because they want to spend money in any way, and has forgotten that most don't.

>>84384849
Id rather not give the underside of my dick another massive friction burn that grows a thick scab over the running pus and turns gangrenous and adds yet another layer of scar tissue to my already numb penis thank you I love being circumsized.

>>84384969
t shirts
cotton only

cutfag here
i heard that most of the feeling of my cock was on the foreskin. wonder if thats true

>>84384931
Well if you live amongst dirt and shit and never shower so it's pretty good for people who use 4chan.

>>84384988
In English please

>>84384995
They removed 75% of the nerve endings in your penis. Think about it.

>>84385012
oh right u dont speak aussie

i wank in cotton shirts you stupid cunt

>>84384995
I can masturbate using only two fingers surrounding my dick placed on the foreskin when pulled back.

It feels heavenly.

For comparison, gently stroke the palm of your hand, then gently stroke the back of it.

That is the type of feeling that has been taken from you.

>>84384995
it was, i was uncut until i was 18

>>84385049
I don't appreciate that tone, pal

>>84384971
>>84385003

Thanks for answering friends

>>84385146
meh u cant speak strayan

>>84384960
>I don't use lubricant except I do

>>84385506
>cleenex
>lubericant

r u dum

Thank god this thread is here. I came to /tv/ today and was afraid I wouldn't be able to talk about dicks.

real non-maymay answer coming through:

You can get away with jerking without any sort of liquid lubrication in humid areas. But in dry areas, like California, where 99.9% of movies either take place or the writer lived, jerking without lube or lotion will chafe like a motherfucker, basically shredding your dick.

>have paper thin walls
>have to masturbate as quietly as a mouse to avoid being overheard by the neighbours
>one time i came it made an audible noise and I heard the neighbour next door release an audible sigh
>when i first moved in i had no idea about the thin walls and other neighbour openly mocked me through the wall, imitating the sound of fapping, probably one of the most humiliating experiences in my life and something i think about often that i'm sure he's told other neighbours
thank god i don't need lube otherwise the noise would make it impossible

>>84385745
>tfw uglier than this

>>84385830
Why are you spelling neighbor wrong?

>>84385885
this post wasn't worth the (You)
i shouldn't have included the bit about how humiliating i found should have i

>>84385830
I watch porn with speakers on, window open while some grandmas are sitting in the yard just below. Why even give a fuck?

>>84385794
Still though, why not just spit on your dick? That's what I do when I'm jacking it for the 3rd time in a day.

>>84386004
But do they know it's you doing it?

I'm trying to go 7 days without masturbation for the first time since my first ejaculation. 3 days in, wish me luck, lads.

>>84386332
It's a small building with only 4 apartments, 1 being empty. I'm pretty sure they know.

Damn how tight did the doctors cut you guys? The only time I fucked up my dick was when I was 13 and jacked off 14 times I got scabs on my dick.

Who else still has holes in the dick of the stitches?

>>84385830
What are you, 12? Who gets embarrassed over jerking off?

guys dont ever do meth and masturbate

dont ever do meth, yeah

but if you do do meth

dont

masturbate


you will be in the same position for 5+ hours and end up with ACTUAL friction burns on your dick not like the kiddos here have had


you will also cum like five feet, no im not kidding

but dont do meth

>>84388330
It's pretty weird when your neighbours overhear it don't you think

>>84388374
sounds incredible

i'm trying meth

thanks

>>84388374
Pretty sure I've edged for five hours before without getting friction burns.

>>84384871
Came to post this
>be american
>have to give a tip right after birth

>>84384871
I never had this problem, don't most people produce precum about halfway through?

>>84384849
blobs got dry, mutilated dicks m8. they have to obey their ((((masters)))).

>>84388374
5 hours? sheeeit try 8, whenever i do meth its literally a 8 hour edging session and makes me cum so hard my balls hurt

>>84384942
You had a medical circumcision, very different. The American version takes off even more because "muh goat herders."

>>84388477
yeah idk where the cut dicks need lube meme came from. my precum does the trick.

>>84388374
i edge for 6+ hours at least once every week without drugs

cutfag here, never used any lubricant for fapping in my life. I think that's the reason I have ED.

>>84388588
>tfw uncut but never produce enough pre to work as lube

>>84388374
what about ecstasy and fap?

>>84384871
Male Genital Mutiliation is a tragedy, but uncutfag here, why wouldn't you lube yourself before jacking off? Feels a lot better even with a foreskin
While dry masturbation is possible for those of us blessed with our crowns intact you can still chafe or hurt your cock if you deathgrip. Please practice proper masturbatory hygeine and use lube and tissues! Be sure to dispose of them safely, too

>>84384871
oldest troll bait on the internet, It's an easy way to shitpost about americans, like millions and millions of us can't enjoy sex/jerking off and none of our cocks work...wouldn't the population be plummeting if that were the case? do some of you idiots actually believe this shit?

>>84388636
>pre
You don't need precum to fap.

>>84386441
>jacked off 14 times
That's a lie. Everyone knows you hit the Wank Wall at 7.

>>84388711
Fapping with lube when you've got foreskin cancels both of them out, you can barely feel anything at all. I don't know anyone who has ever used lube to jerk off apart from maybe one time when they were under a misconception from watching too many (((hollywood))) films. Maybe if you grip your dick so hard to the point that your foreskin can't slide at all, lube would be an improvement, but otherwise no.

>>84388636
I play with my dick a lot while finding a good video/doujin. Now if I'm edging there's too much pre I have to sop it up with my cumrag periodically

>>84384849
Am I the only circumcised person who can easily masturbate without lubricant without chafing? Have I calloused my dick or something?

>>84389013
me too don't worry

>>84389013
I don't use lube, but I also only masturbate via humping things, so idk

>>84388745
As an American I don't mind it at all because it brings to light an example of the detrimental influence that the surprisingly wealthy and powerful jews have on this society.

>>84385053
both sides of my hand feel the same?

>>84391173
They circumcised your hands as well?

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>>84384871
This. And then the Jews sell the foreskin to be used in skin cream by various cosmetic companies.

>>84385830
Yo that is some insane sick American Pie type bullshit, sorry everyone is a huge autist and didn't feel your pain. What kind of fucking apartment has walls so thin you can hear fapping sounds though I mean what are you using like, a male sybian?

>>84384849
((((circumcision))))

Why american use Jew tradition?

>>84391509
Pepe be like "oohooHOOH!"

They use lotion as a VISUAL CUE because if he didn't have anything, it might be ambiguous to some viewers. The lotion makes it immediately identifiable.

The weird thing is, I'm sure it's brainwashed tons of younger kids into thinking that using lotion is a widespread thing. I even know a guy who actually keeps a bottle of lotion near his bed. He also *literally* tells girls to "Neflix and Chill" with him.

Do we learn from the media? Or does the media learn from us?

>>84388374
DUDE
METH
LMAO

>>84388374
I drove through the most haunting ghost town in Montana. Empty wood shacks crumbling everywhere with 'METH IS A DEAD END' written in red on a propane tank by the main road. I don't know what went down in Moccasin, but I can't find anything online about it.

>>84388374
Methsturbate

>>84385548
the point is that you can't fap raw meat

>>84392867
http://billingsgazette.com/news/opinion/editorial/gazette-opinion/meth-is-a-dead-end/image_8609fa1a-5bce-11df-aca2-001cc4c03286.html