>“My name is Zak Bag. I've never believed in ghosts

STOP RUNNING

>>84378764
You never know WHAT is going to come through that door

>>84378764

DUDE DID WE GET THAT ON CAMERA?

DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>84378764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LBPoxMnfzc

ITS A MOCKING OF A TRINITY BRO!

I'm Paulozabideninov

This is the People's Church

The church that has been done for the peoples

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>>84378764
>Tfw I unironically like these guys

/x/ as fuck but I actually can't understand why these guys would do this to their own souls. Apparently Zak lives in a house reported to have 200 demons in it or something.

I don't think there is enough DUDE BRO THAT WAS AWESOME to get then through this shit.

Ghost adventures>hunters

I like to get drunk and snort cocaine to this show. Bob Mackies is scary as fuck for reals.

>>84378764
TONIGHT IN SEWER GATORS ANOTHER WORTHLESS FUCKING SHITHOLE

>>84378971
This. Hunters a shit, the gac guys are the absolute madmen we need.

But as an aside they're probably going to be tormented by demons until the day they die.

>>84379014
W-WHAT WAS THAT!

The SM7 spirit box sessions reveals:ShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhPENISshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhshshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhshshhh
BRO THAT WAS LOUD AS HELL

>>84378971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGPn1ZhIqb8

>>84378764
@$!? WAS THAT YOUR HAND BRO?

What makes you guys think this one is real compared to the 100 fake ghost shows in the last 15 years?

Ghost Adventures is great because they always try to antagonize the ghosts

>>84379088
I've had a few spoopy encounters and they seem to line up with what I've experienced. Ghosts are real 100%

>>84378997
Is that the episode where zak gets three scratches on his back and has to see a priest?

>>84379126
The whole crew attacks the catholic bishop and rapes him. There were like 12 demons in that basement. They never released the video

>>84378873
Gotta admit, that bald fucker was being pretty annoying. Based Italian demon out him in his place..

>>84379088
>>84379126
This

I never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one.

JOHANNA JOHANNA

WHERE ARE YOU NOW

>>84379162
>They never released the video
>But they all attacked the priest

How do you know?

>>84379169
I dont believe its real, but they understand that exaggerating every little thing and even faking shit will bring in ratings.

>>84379184
I was the priest

my asshole is a demon portal now. Avoid the Devil.

>>84379183
COULD IT BE , YOURE STILL HERE, SOMEHOW?

>>84379199
>It's fake bro lol

Your mother's basement is boring. Move out.

>>84379183
>>84379295
They killed that one cracker ass homeless fuck. They even had video of him high as a fucking kite speaking to demons and god before he died.

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>>84378764
>There are things in this world that we will never fully understand
>u n d e r s t a n d

I still have an old Ireland Halloween Special I've been meaning to edit for shits and giggles.

Fucking "Is the Morrighan a demon?" bullshit. Go home, Zack Baggins.

>>84379318
I dont live in soft earth. I live 3 stories up. The devil can fly and I am him on the right night.

>>84378997
I visited Bobby mackeys music world after watching that episode. All I can say is, they didn't fake any of it.

>>84379369
I hope the devil takes Bobby. I hope we all suffer for the the show.

>>84379399
Why?

>>84378764
He has my dream job

>>84378969
>Living in a literally house
How is he not dead yet

>>84379459
You want real proof, you'll need to suffer. Look at most the people they interview who are on the edge of killing themselves because they are haunted for a long time after the visit the site. The strongest Bob Mackey shit is going to fuck you up.

>>84379573
*Haunted
G-d damn it

Zakk is a douche, Aron is real is and is going to heaven. The other that dropped out is broke as fuck. Id rather have a ghost attacked to me.

Used to love this show but refuse to watch it now cause of the occultism

>>84379593
Have you visited Bobby mackeys music world?

>>84379593
>>84379399
>>84379369
>>84379368
>>84379346
>>84379199
>>84379183
>>84379162
>>84379126

Are you guys all memeing or is this place really a fucking ghost emporium? I can't tell. Why don't more people go there and try to capture stuff? I'm sure there's an abundance of brave souls out there.

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>>84379666
nice try, satan.

>>84379659
I want to and kill for the devil. I want to kill everyone in the world. I want that satan power.

>>84379666
>666
It's the real deal. I don't know how Bobby Mackey sleeps there. He must have some kind of deal with the devil to leave him the fuck alone.

>>84379666
Hail Satan, visit Bobby Mackeys

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>>84379573
He works out brah. He zyzz as fuck brah

>>84379697
What would you do when you got there?

>>84379734
Spill my own blood, a ritual harsh noise performance to stir up trouble. Bring a young girl in sleepy on wild turkey and dr pepper. Cut part of my cock off. Spit under a silver dollar, etc. Piss off everything to die there and become part of the suffering.

>>84379793
Wow, that's pretty hardcore.

>>84379817
Ive done most of it, the ghosts hit you. You feel terror. They drive you to kill your self. It part of their collection. Being a being of pure light kills these evils. The pure light being must die to destroy the ultimate evil in certain places. Evil will always grow back slowly.

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>>84378764

>>84379893
Zak fucked every femail gust on the show.

>>84378764
I knew someone in high school who unironically believed in ghosts, thought they appeared on this show, thought this show wasn't fake as shit, and watched this show religiously to see if they could catch a glimpse of any ghosts themselves.

In fucking high school. Oh, and he also believed that wrestling was 100% real and that pre-ordering games could never be a bad thing.

How he survived to high school without taking some child predator at face value and hopping in a van with them is beyond me. That kid was the most gullible little shit I have ever met.

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>>84379915
>Ywn fuck a qt succubus

Feels bad man

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>>84379996

As a huge fan that quit watching this a few years ago (last I saw was the Transylvania Halloween episode). Is it worth picking up again?

Recommendations on best eps since then.

>>84379169
What happened?

>>84378969
>reported
>to have invisible spooky ghosts

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>>84380893
not >>84379169 but I once saw a "spirit" orb. I had just finished messing around with a homemade Ouija board when I got incredibly tired. so I headed to bed. As soon as I got in a orb appeared and moved in an ark until it stopped and went inside me (pick related).

I don't know if it was a "ghost", but that shit is real.

I have another story from when I was super young

>>84381039
is...is the ghost in you right now :(

tell the other story.

>>84381039
You were hallucinating. Nice b8

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>>84381039
My second story is from when I was about 3 or 4 (I think)

My mum and I went out on long walks because we didn't have a tv and she wanted me to get out and enjoy exercise and nature.

Anyway we would frequently go to an area at the back of my suburb where there used to be horses and shit. One day we went there and there where no horses - no big deal, right? so we keep walking down the road when I look down at the clearing... There is this black fog or something and it is moving at an incredible speed. While this is happening I am screaming at mum: do you see it? How can you not see THAT?

Next thing I do is bolt down the hill to where it was and follow the direction to the bush line (ps, you could pick super nice blackberries there) when I am hit with the most intense fear that I have ever experienced. I stay there until mum finally catches up and I being in tears at this point urge here to get out of there and that is just what we did.

pic is where it happened.

>>84378764
Who was the Janetty?

You know I kind of forget that people believe in this shit besides schizos

sometimes I get a reality check like this thread though. You could believe in worse shit I guess, like a viable communist state, but it's still a little whack.

>>84381084
I really hope that it is. I think I managed to will it out of me.

>>84381215
fuck, I wish I was. I'm not going to try and convince you. If you want to see these thing then go out there and find them.

>>84381249
22 - 23 years ago that house wasn't built and it was empty land

>>84381342
I agree that there are a lot of nuts who think that aliems raped my cattle or a spoopy ghost touched my pee pee but there are "things" that are just out of our sight. I'm personally cautious about labeling these things as ghosts or demons or whatever simply because I don't know what they are. I just know from personal experence that they are here.

If you want proof of whatever then go and look, just don't complain if what you find changes you.
Hey, maybe you get nothing and then you lose nothing, right?

No such thing as ghosts folks.

>>84381489
What evidence do you have to support that?

>>84381509
Literally every fake ghost video ever made and the entire series run of this tv show.

>>84381509
The burden of evidence lies on you I am afraid.

>>84381573
All I can provide is my own personal experiences. If you seriously want to to find something then you have to look.

>>84381519
Yeah, they're fake, that's why you have to go and find the answers for yourself. If you get nothing, then all you have wasted is time.

There are no ghosts just like there are no aliens.

>>84381573
here's some empirical evidence once and for all proving ghosts don't not real: my uncle once said he saw a ghost and he has never lied as far as i can tell

>>843817581
I'd like to think that there are aliens on other worlds, but, they haven't come here.

>>84378764
this show is my go-to hangover show. Glad to see it mentioned here, there is a lot of meme material in it. Also FUCK AARON THAT BALD ANNOYING SHIT FOR BRAINS

Why does Zak talk so weird? Whats with that accent, especially in the voice-overs

>>84381039
Sleep paralysis. I've not had visual hallucinations from it but have had sensory ones. Felt something touching my back when I was asleep etc, couldn't wake up, then after about 30 seconds I could turn around. It's not uncommon.

>>84381489
Spoken like a true ghost. We're on to you.

Why do Americans love all these trashy reality TV shows or false documentaries about bullshit topics like ghosts pawnshops restaurants or obese people all following the same templates of awful editing, melodramatic music cues and repetitive voice over

>Go to 12th century Slovenian castle
>every ghost knows modern day english

Explain this ya fucken hypocrites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRj9fGwRhwk

>>84382792
Next big hit will be a doc about a pawnshop-themed restaurant owned by obese ghosts. Good idea, anon.

>>84382682
If it hadn't been literally 2 seconds after I had gotten into bed and pulled the blankets up maybe, but because I got into bed and then the thing appeared then I am doubtful.

>>84382878
We all know that those shows are bullshit.

>>84383024
>We all know that those shows are bullshit.

some can be very comfy on a cold stormy night when you're sick and drinking warm chamomile tee

>>84383067
not arguing that m8.

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Who doesnt enjoy zak

>>84383256
Tee show maybe bs, but it is enjoyable.