>It's going to be remade in our lifetime They won't

Expect lots of actors of color. Legolas is going to black for sure.

>>84373195
I legitimately don't think it will be. At least not as a movie series.

>>84373195
Morgan Freeman would be Gandalf

>>84373195
Don't worry, guys. I'll go suicide bomber for the cause.

>>84373228
Nah the 2 twin hobbits are the comic relief black sidekicks.

>>84373195
you just know merry and pip are going to be gay

they will remake this and they will do a tom bombadil scene but instead of tom bombadil it will be a large black woman named shaquan basketbadill

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Inevitable Legolas grill that you will all forget to rage about because SO CUTE LMAO WEBM THREAD LOL SO PERFECT

>>84373559
Gay and black, very progressive!

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>>84373195

Give it 15 years time, when christopher has passed away and disney purchases the rights in one way or another, and creates a new lotr trilogy, new hobbit trilogi, kid friendly hobbit cartoon, a silmarillion dodecalogy, second age trilogy

WE WUZ ELVES AND SHIEET

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>>84373620
Can't wait for this scene

>>84373625
Don't die, Chris!

>>84373588
"Old Man Willow, you best back the fuck down before before I knock you out! For real yo!"

>>84373650
WE ILLUVITAR NOW NOW!

>>84373689
yea yea das wut i thought

>>84373659
where is this? im assuming the shithole US or germany

>>84373765
EU somewhere into the progressive present so tolerant so stunning and beautiful

>>84373659
germany truck driving simulator?

>>84373808
>>84373765
probably france

>>84373650
Morquendi perhaps

Rohan / Gondar = Africans
Dwarfs = Hispanics
Elves = Mixed race
Hobbits = Asian (of course)
Maiar = White ( except Gandalf who is off white)

Argon is gay.

Also Legolas, Sam, And Merry are girls now with forced love stories with exactly who'd you think.

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>>84373895
>Hobbits = Asian

>>84373921
>>84373895
Well, The Shire is basically the Bhutan of Middle Earth: oft-forgotten, no visitors, denizens contented with an agrarian lifestyle.

>>84373195
they'll go the YA route for the easy bucks.

Everyone will be fetuses for some fucking reason.

>>84374266
They should have cast someone older for Frodo. He's 50 when he starts his journey to dispose of the Ring of Power.

It's a small quibble I have with the movies, which I love.

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>>84373895
>Gondar

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LOTR will never be remade. At its core the story is a right-wing traditionalist fable about defending one's homeland and culture. Jews also know they could never match it in terms of quality.

Instead they will try to put forth their own 'modern' fantasy saga that celebrates leftist/degenerate values and denounce LOTR as the outdated story of the evil white man.

>>84373559
Nah, it'll be Frodo and Sam. They'll do a kind of Brokeback Mordor thing which will involve Sam carrying Frodo on his penis to the top.

>>84374947
>Brokeback Mount Doom

Sam is a dominant bottom, so he'll be taking it in the ass. Frodo will be a gender fluid Puerto Rican who gets upset when Sam treats him like a man when he feels like being a black woman.

>>84374847
God bless your son, anon. Thank you for this reassurance. I have the extended trilogy it will become a family heirloom,