ITT: Post your film idea in a logline and I'll grade it.
I'm not a Jewish producer, I just wanna see what you guys come up with and help if I can. I love new, original ideas and want them to blossom.
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Will Smith seeks white women to be blacked.
A thriller/horror film about the sodder fire, following the parents trying to find their kids. Mild supernatural elements and lovecraftian elements included.
>>84359719
hello max landis
>I'm not a Jewish producer,
A World War II film sympathizing with the Nazis and depicting Russian war crimes and empty "death" camps culminating in the kangaroo court of the Nuremburg Trials where the heroes meet their end.
>>84359719
I star as a young man that is taken captive and forced to have explicit sex 16 hours a day with a selection of women portrayed by Ana de Armas, Jessica Biel, Blake Lively, Taylor Swift, Deborah Ann Woll, Katheryn Winnick, Kate Beckinsale, Victoria Justice and Alexandra Daddarrio.
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>>84359719
A child with inhuman abilities who was taken at birth and raised to be the most elite and skilled "businessman" ever. He is tasked with going undercover and exposing a conspiracy that could jeopardize everything that the company has worked for. With theor backs to the wall, the child is permitted to use any means necessary to find out the master plan of their enemies. He plays on people's emotions and manipulates them to get what he wants. He is...the boss baby.
An autobiographical account of my journey to worship Elizabeth Mitchell's feet.
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>84361221
tl;dr
>>84360252
> Not a fan of the supernatural elements, but you've got something with potential.
>>84361221Threadly reminder that Keit-ai is already a fanfic, so stop posting this.https://archiveofourown.org/works/7861570
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>>84359719
>I'm not a Jewish producer,
>>84361278If it's an original work it's not a fanfic, Anon. It's just fiction.
>>84359719
>I'm not a Jewish producer
oh really? how can we be sure?