Troopers, [encouraging patriotic army music starts playing] I just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is canceled. We can all go home. [cut to soldier shaking his head] Bison is getting paid up for his crimes and our friends who have died here will have died for nothing. [cut to soldier blinking] But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like peace, [cut to Asian soldier] freedom [cut to female soldier] and justice [cut to inspired-looking soldier], they get packed up. But... we can all go home. [cut to soldier blinking] Well, I'm not going home. [cut to soldier smiling] I'm going to get on my boat [cut to soldier making a gesture of approval with his head] and I'm going up river and I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass so hard [cut to soldier smiling] that the next Bison-wannabe is gonna feel it! Now who wants to go home... and WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME?
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>>84351121
Pure speechkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzl3uvkkmmo
Bison did nothing wrong
Quick! Change the channel!
>>84351121
Tell me about the time he had sex with the aussie ho
This and Raul's Bison are the only redeemable parts of the movie.
>>84351218
You're half right.
>>84351199
http://www.showhermythailand.com/
>>84351199
Absolutely disgusting. I do not think this is an overwrought response.
>>84351302
GO FOR THE FACE REAL CAMMY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG2gdyuBrkI
Pure vidyakino
>>84351356
Technically she did wear the real outfit in Street Fighter: The Game: The Movie: The Game.
>>84351386
And she still looked like a badly-secured parcel of shit.
I unironically love this movie.
>>84351508
This is one of only a handful of movies if think are so bad they're good.
>>84351121
>not writing in it van damme's tommy wiseau voice
>>84351378
>you got paid?
>>84351121
I saw this in the cinema back then and i own 2 dvds of this (2nd is special edition) and i own the bluray. This is kino at its finest.