RUH ROH http://screenrant.com/han-solo-movi e-alden-ehrenre

>>84342471
Disney getting their comeuppance for all the DC rumors they kept shilling.

>>84342471
Ha serves them right for picking the wrong guy.

>>84342471
How did he get the role in the first place? Surely there was more qualified.

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>>84342471
>mfw the monster they feed to eat DC actually is eating them.
Pajeets are dead, bury them

>>84342471
Who even asked for or is looking forward to this film? It's gonna be shit and always was.

Disney taking over was the worst thing to ever happen to Star Wars.

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>>84342471
It's complicated.

>>84342471
They should have hired Anthony Ingruber

>>84342576
>How did he get the role in the first place?
sucky sucky

>>84342471
He's probably good but the execs are thinking REEEE HE'S NOT LIKE HARRISON FORD and afraid that fans will hate it for not pandering to their nostalgia.

>Hire comedy writers when they wanted a serious movie
>Hire a literally who and be surprised he's shit

>>84342471
>pick a horrifically ugly literally who
>shocked that he sucks

I remember when i saw the reveal i thought it was a fucking joke.

Why are they making this movie anyhow? If it's pulling teeth to make, then why do it? Surely there are stories already out there that people actually feel inspiration towards. Make those stories instead.

>>84342576
He was the most qualified by far. And coincidentally met at a bat mitzvah

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>>84342607
>does a half-decent impression on youtube
>get legions of fans to campaign for your casting despite otherwise being a mediocre actor

>>84342673
>mediocre actor
It's Star Wars, no one would care

>>84342471
>it's a Kathleen Kennedy is upset that everything is falling apart around her, and she's blaming everybody else episode

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Well, looks like a reshoot is in order and it's time to call the cavalry.

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This is going to be a disaster.

>>84342784
Who are all these actresses?

I don't understand; Why'd they hire a white male as the lead?

>>84342606
I thought he gave an alright performance in Hail Caesar, although he was supposed to be playing a total idiot.

>>84342673
Disney hired an acting coach for the actor already since he can't act.
Give the fucking acting coach to the impersonator.

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>rogue one a mess
>han solo looking to be a dumpster fire
>everything they show of episode 10 just keeps confirming that they're doing what everybody feared
So this is how Starwars dies

>>84342784
How can you fuck up such an important casting...

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>>84342815
Jews aren't white anon.

>>84342838
>episode 10
What happened to 8 and 9?

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>>84342801
Ridley clones

>>84342576
Literally /pol/ memes. They saw him at a bar mitzvah.

>>84342673
THe entire concept of a Han Solo prequel is a novelty for the sake of fan service. Every step taken needs to be in the direction of fan service

>>84342883
Are those her sisters?

Because they look hot...fuck me, Ridley is the uggu of the family.

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They should cast my boy John from Texas. The toy they released when TFA came out was almost as brown as him

>>84342926
????????

t'were

>>84342471
Just repackage it as Han Solo's son that he never knew he had.

>>84342831
for a relative unknown the guy's performance in Hail Ceasar was fucking phenomenal

Disney is dead.

Bury it.

Consider this mercy.

>implying it matters
Will still make a billion

Call a 5 minute video of paint drying star wars: the x and you fucking neckbeards will come out in droves

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>Han solo movie
>Emilia Clarke
>reshoots
>changed directors
>got Ron Howard
>hiring an acting coach for the main actor

God this shot is going to fucking suck.

>>84342576
You know why, goyim

I can't wait.

>>84342968
I don't have it but they released a new manbabby doll/toy and solo looked like pablo solo

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>>84342856
>Reconstructionist Judaism holds that contemporary Western secular morality has precedence over Jewish law and theology
With 25% of Americans having Irish ancestry, this is as white as it gets nowadays

>>84342576
He honestly met stevey bergstein at a bar mitzvah. No memeing at all

>>84342471
They should replace him with CGI

AND IT ALL COMES CRASHING DOWN

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>>84342471
Just get Anthony Ingruber.

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>>84343042
wait, Ron Howard is the replacement director? Are they gonna have green filters?

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>Han Solo movie

>>84343154
I don't know who he is but now I'm his biggest fan

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>Alden Ehrenreich, star of the troubled young Han Solo spinoff movie, was not delivering a performance up to Lucasfilm’s standards, leading the studio to hire an acting coach
>Lucasfilm’s standards
Must be real fucking bad if they're not happy with it especially after ridley, ford(in tfa) and felicity jones

i just hope its more funny-bad than boring-bad rogue one was

I'm honestly surprised they even made this movie.
Han Solo essentially is just Harrison Ford in most people's minds. There's nobody you could really pick to not make it feel weird to an audience who is familiar with the character.

You'd think they'd explore the new age they started with Force Awakens instead of setting every spinoff movie back during the OT or before.

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>>84342673
>implying the years old half-decent impression on youtube is what makes people want him to play young Han Solo instead of the movie role he had where he was literally young Harrison Ford

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>>84342838
Star Wars has been shit since 1999. They've been pissing on the grave for years

>fire your director a month before wrap
>second star wars spinoff movie where this has happened
>hire an acting coach for your lead again, a month or so before wrap

What the fuck are these people doing.

>>84343270
this

>>84343270
They most likely want to recast the OT cast so they can make more movies featuring them as young.
This movies is basically testing the waters

>>84342801
How stupid are you?

>>84342576
he sucked off Steven Spielberg to get the role, just like Shia did to get the Indy sidekick role.

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>>84343340
>crashing
>burning
pick two

>>84343509
Obi movie when

>>84343231
That's exactly what I thought, I think people can at the very least agree that TFA and RO is a toss up between which is the worst. This movie sounds like it's going to be substantially shittier than both of them though, I didn't even think that was possible.

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>>84343042
>>Emilia Clarke
Oh fuck tell me it ain't so.

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>deliberately sabotage your own movie, fire directors
>hire shit actor
>when it bombs, blame it for having a white male lead

>>84343541
Oh, in a few years when the interest has completely died out.
Oops, Ewan's too old now, gotta recast him, lol

>>84343340
>>84343509
Doesn't matter. This piece of shit will still break 100 million because you could slap a Star Wars logo on used hypodermic needles and still make a killing

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>>84343719
...

>>84343881
poor cast probably thought this was the time they were going to make it big (although there are exceptions)

>>84342883
kek, daisy is the unattractive sister

>They're gonna drop Solo and make it a Lando movie

SCREENCAP THIS!!!

You mean a random jew picked out of the oven isn't a good actor?

Surprising.

>>84343881
how many of those actors are jewish?

>>84343962
Yeah, but she's got the talent!

>>84342471
>go behind directors' backs to get them fired because you feel like they aren't taking your big break seriously enough
>producers finally check out the footage of your performance because of you
>they fucking hate it and now your own career is in jeopardy
He deserved it.

>>84343881
I feel sorry for Woody and Donald.

Can we get Emilia acting lessons too, please?

>>84343875
I think 100 million would be considered a massive flop

>>84344185
But why did the crew cheered and clappled when Lord and Miller dropped?

>>84342838
>rogue one a mess

In what world is $1 billion and 85% on RT a mess?

>>84342749
Idris Elba

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>>84344259
Im sorry for them too. They don't deserve that

>>84344418
>commercial success means a movie is good
>RT scores boasting about how the main character was a woman means that it was good or interesting
mousecucks on suicide watch

this movie will be good and make a ton of money.

screencap this

>>84344524
It's a shame hitler didn't get to exterminate you kike subhumans

>>84344524
>around aspies never relaxies
This doesn't even rhyme. I'm not too conservative but come on can you do better than that

>>84343154
They won't. Even if he literally is young Harrison Ford. His name is far too German.

>>84342551
Serves them right for even thinking this movie was a good idea.

>>84343881
Woody and Glover are the only people with any talent in that crew.

At least Woody has Planet of the Apes this year and Spider-Man might not be shit for Glover.

>>84343982
That would be insane to be able to do it again and I would be happy if you can get it back from you and me your the game for you and me your game and I love it all of you can do that and you have a lot more fun with the other app that I could do for the time of year I have a little more than I could want it for you and I love you too and you have a lot more fun than the other game I love you so beautiful too many fun and I really want you too wish I tried you with tattoos.

>>84345169
Dumb phone

>>84344418
>85% on RT
Sorry for digressing but when did RT become so popular? Wasn't IMDb the go-to site for movie reviews?

>>84342838
With thunderous applause

Meme

Can't help feeling a bit sorry for the actor, but obviously Disney deserve everything that's coming to them for what they did with The Force Awakens.

>>84344970
>tfw your last name is so obscurely german I'd get doxxed in an instant if I namedropped myself to prove how white I am when trolling /pol/tards

>>84342471
I still don't get how the fuck anyone was looking forward to this. The only reason Han was so cool was because of Harrison Ford replacing him with some literally who is just stupid and everything we need to know about him when he was first introduced in A New Hope.

>>84342471
is there any doubt this movie is going to suck? does anyone care about a han solo prequil?

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>>84345169

>>84344418
>In what world is $1 billion and 85% on RT a mess?
our current world
rogue one was laughably bad

>>84342471
this movie will contain a "han shot first scene"
the audience will applaud.
cap it

>>84345531
>>84345588
There were some Han Solo prequel novels that were actually pretty good (although I can't see them working as movies). But this is being handled in a very lazy way.

>>84345588
I thought it could have been fun until that first cast photo was released. But it doesn't matter anyway, JewJew already ruined Han in TFA .

Is this karma for the BvS smear campaign?

>>84342607
>"hire meme actor known only for shit impressions on YouTube"

Because I'm sure that's the best way to cast the lead role in a film

>>84345918
No, this is DAWN OF JUSTICE

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>>84344970
>His name is far too German
>too German

And then they hired a guy that literally has reich in his name

>>84342582
love this picture wish it had a comfier background

>>84342784
>those dead eyes

I don't give a shit what A N Y B O D Y

says, TFA will not be remembered

>>84342582
Love being a DChad. Hopefully Joss doesn't ruin it.

they deserve this for thinking a han solo movie is a good idea.

>>84346073
hitler wasnt german.

>>84342582
We could've had a bright future spearheaded by these three but no can't have good things in 2017.

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>>84343881
>Woody Harrelson is in the film
AHAHAHAHA they might as well put Kevin Smith and Zack Galifinakis in it. This is going to be shit.

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>>84342471
>>84342576
>>84342610
>>84342644

>Ehrenreich was born in Los Angeles, California, to a Reconstructionist Jewish family.
> Alden's ancestry is Austrian-Jewish, Hungarian-Jewish, Russian-Jewish, and Polish-Jewish.

EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>84346431
did every nationality get into one big pile and fuck a jewess?

Why was Kathleen Kennedy put in charge? She's incredibly incompetent.

>>84342576
>>84342644
>>84342886
>>84343047
>>84343087
>>84343435
I thought you fuckers were joking

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/spielberg-discovered-disneys-young-han-892493

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It's going to have to have Han swindling Lando out of the Falcon so just make a 5min short of CGI

>tfw you lived long enough to see kasdan become the villain

>>84342471
No one should be surprised by this. Disney has never been able to make good movies with male characters. The only exceptions are movies like toy story which are made by other companies. Disney is all about the princesses and that's all

>>84344176
I believe that her sister Megan is way more talented

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This dude reminds me Han Solo way more than Alden Shlomo

>>84342749
may as fucking well not like I'm going to see it anyway and at this point a black guy would be a better han solo than their choice

>>84346682
that guy looks so fucking autistic. I bet he has that uncontrollable retard strength.

>>84342471
I don't understand this at all.

Dude was phenomenal in Hail, Caesar! & Rules Don't Apply. Great charisma, too. Before they even cast him, he was the first actor to come to mind who would be able to play the part well. Sad!

>>84346990
Jesus, I just realized he was the kid in Tetro, too.
He's a fucking great actor, Bar Mitzvah or not.

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>>84343295
close, it was '97 with the original trilogy getting rereleased in theaters as the "special" editions which marked the start of the cgi crapfest that is modern star wars

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>>84347047
>cgi crapfest
"no"

All together now, /tv/:
"The prequels are kino"

>>84347177
Suck a dick.

>>84343087
At a what?

>>84342471
Not enough diversity?

>>84346682
Fuck that's actually a good choice looks-wise

>>84346682
How many times do you think spacey grabbed his ass or "accidentally" brushed his crotch during filming?

>>84347363
> kike
> black
> womyn
> white male as a bad guy
No, film is actually crap

>>84346313
>implying he's not a good actor
What pleb taste, he's the only talented person there.

Wasn't he literally cast because he's had famous kikes at his bah mitzvah?

These sources are starting to contradict each other. First it was Ehrenreich going straight to Kennedy because L&M were turning the movie into a whacky comedy and now it's Kennedy and Kasdan being displeased with Ehrenreich's performance.

Why would you go snitch on directors to someone who doesn't want you there in the first place?

>>84342576

Jewish nepotism. /pol/ was right again

>>84342749

I fucking cant wait fort Dark Tower to flop just so I can stop seeing this cunt recommended for everything

>>84346431
>> Alden's ancestry is Austrian-Jewish, Hungarian-Jewish, Russian-Jewish, and Polish-Jewish.

How diverse

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>>84343875

>>84342471
>"They requested he change his name prior to marketing, but he refused." claims an insider.
>Disney execs were said to be hesitant about promoting someone with 'reich' in their name due to cultural sensitivities inflamed by the present political climate.

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>>84347177

>>84347704
>Star Trek has more movies and TV shows than Star Wars even though it's less popular
>people complaining about new Star Wars movies

>>84347743
Alden even sounds like a Star Wars name though. Something like Alan Ericson would be so much plainer

>>84344613
Of course, it is, star wars survived 20 years with toys, cartoons and books, a movie based on it would make money even if it was 90 minutes of Emilia Clarke farting in space.

>>84344365
Because they want to make a SERIOUS FILM

>>84347835
Star Trek always gets cancelled because they flood the market

>>84347704
GONK'D

>>84347835
eh i dont follow star wars but arent there like 100 cartoons and shit now.

>>84347559
He snitched because he knew the movie was shit, the producers agreed and kicked the directors out and then realized that the lead actor being shit had a part on the movie being shit too.

He's actually a really good actor. Isn't acting coach Hollywood for sober coach?

>>84348319
Everyone involved with modern Disney are just rotten. It's lile the mouse corrupts you.

>>84345928
It's way better than finding your lead at a Bar Mitzwah.

>>84342576

*chuckles mirthlessly*

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>>84342471

>that dark haired weasel face as Han Solo

>>84342471

wow you mean the actor speilberg discovered in a bar mitzvah video is not good!?

>>84342784

She doesn't look heroic or likeable at all

>>84343881
I really wanna fuck Emilia

>>84347177
K Y S
Y
S

>>84342673
>Plays young Harrison Ford to a tee in Age of Adaline
He's already proven he can do it.

>>84350038
Forgot the video link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwLv993khfI

>>84343982
If they do, they have my bow.

>>84343011
This, he completely stole the movie and I'll watch him in anything after that.

How are /r/starwars and /r/starwarsleaks spinning this into a positive?

>>84342784
I'M ACTING

They'll CGI him

(((Spielberg's Protegee))) on suicide watch.

If you are still a Star Wars fan at this point you deserve this Hebrew Han Solo shitfest

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>not casting pic related
>turns out the guy they did cast can't act
At least Anthony fucking looks and sounds like Ford.

>>84350550
jokes on you I already leave after episode 7

>>84343982
Don't toy with my heart anon

What if Ron Howard sabotages the project and cuts off everyone except Lando and Woody Harrelson

>>84342606
>>84342831
>>84343011
oh shit lazy old moon guy is han solo now
>>84342471
it's probably because he's a manlet
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Alden-Ehrenreich-48768.html

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>>84350756
>>84346682
They literally had two top tier picks in the right age-range with the right height that could play the character, and one of them looks like he was cloned from Harrison's fucking DNA, and they go with a borderline manlet that looks like the youngest inductee to the JUST league.

What could have possibly been the reason for casting him over those two.

>>84344524
Butmad kike detected

>>84344418
A world where the quality of people consuming film has degraded after 20 yrs of Hollywood utterly shitting everything up.

>>84350881

That he'll be officially /ourguy/

>>84342576
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0

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>>84351015
he already fathered /ourgirl/, let's hope he does the right thing

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>>84350977
The 6 gorillas

>>84347704
i'd pay to see that over this movie

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>>84344418
>reminder that RotS has a 79% score on RT and made $848 million
A 6% difference, yet everybody can agree that movie is bad

>>84347047
Why didn't they just make Jabba the Hutt a hologram in this scene? Did nobody at ILM think of this?

>>84342576
A little nepotism goes a long way, just look at the government.

>>84350977
> They literally had two top tier picks
Source? Who are they?

>>84344524
kek you faggots can't even make your own memes, you just steal existing ones from the opposite party and shit them up

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>MFW they get rid of Han and make this a young Lando solo movie

>>84351622
With Dong Lover in the main role. No, thanks.

>>84351622
With an obnoxious nigger actor nowhere as cool as Apollo Creed.

>>84343881
Woody looks dead inside

>>84351032
>|
>|>
>|3
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fucking kek

>>84346117
He will.

So will Jeff Johns or whatever the fuck his name is. If WW is any indication where they're heading, DC is dead on arrival like all MCU and other capeshit movies

Nolan, Snyder, Goyer and Zimmer we're the pinnacle of icon cinema. Glad I lived to see it

>>84343270
>There's nobody you could really pick to not make it feel weird to an audience who is familiar with the character

There is literally just one man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwLv993khfI

Fire everyone and hire a new cast with a new lead who can actually act.

>>84351622
Donald Glover seems like he's already getting too old to play a young Lando.

>>84346538
okay this isn't funny anymore

>>84343881
Donald looks like he doesn't want to be there.

>>84352695
especially fire lt. eyebrows. since it's gonna be pg-13 she isn't even gonna get her tits out, which is honestly the only thing she is good for. it's why i put up with her acting in the first few seasons of GoT, and really started noticing how shit she was when she stopped showing the goods.

>>84342576
Jewish favouritism.

all those 2499 actors that also auditioned but failed want to kill this fucking clown for fucking up

all bets are off, this clown is over

people don't realise they did this with Ep. VII

what did they do? they made all the characters black or women

>>84343270
>Han Solo essentially is just Harrison Ford in most people's minds
Make that everyone's mind. All novelizations, games, and other appearances use Ford's likeness and mannerism, and alot of Solo's most prominent moments were ab-lid by Ford. Han Solo was and is defined by Ford. People comparing him to Batman for flexible casting are retarded.

>>84344524
Jews can never make anything original--they just infest things that others create.

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>>84342471
Do a Back to the Future and reshoot the entire thing with someone else. Namely pic related.

>>84346084
Like the destruction of Metropolis? Someone should get on that.

>>84344259
>Can we get Emilia acting lessons too, please?
botox her eyebrows

>>84344365
>clappled

>>84346682
He's a supreme gentleman

Good burn, thats what you get for being a rat faced backstabbing cunt crying teacher and getting L/M fired.

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>>84355546
But her eyebrows are cute.

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>>84355962

Anthony Ingruber should've been Han Solo instead of that spoiled kike who probably got that role because of nepotism.

>>84342576
would that it were so simple

>>84346200
He was ethnically German of Austrian nationality.

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>>84346200
>Austrians aren't German
a race doesn't end at it's borders, faggot.

>>84343881
>>84344083
Every one of them except Emilia/Woody/Donald looks to be a Jew.

>>84347177
amazing
TFA and sequel shit is so bad it made the prequels kino

>>84342576

>how did he even get the role?

Spielberg spotted him at a bar mitzvah and called Kathleen Kennedy for a hummus brunch. Course there was an audition, but all for show to drum up buzz for Alden over more qualified gentiles, and um Miles Teller.

Alden is a dead fish. One of those stars who sees movies as an obstacle to screw some male interns in his trailer and do coke. Hope they fire him. People throw up his performance in Hail Ceasar, obvs they haven't seen the movie: he plays a dumb actor and is barely in it.

What we be cool is if the Cohens made a Hail Caesar about Alden Ehrenreich on the set of Solo, getting genius directors fired

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>>84342582
It's like the Mount Rushmore of capekino.

>>84342551
>>84345009
Yes, I am almost rooting for it to fail.

>>84342620
>afraid that fans will hate it for not pandering to their nostalgia
what other possible fucking point could this incoming turd have for existing?

>>84343881

>all those wite faces

I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW

>>84342664
kill yourself ignorant pig.>>84342644

>>84355386
If you were in front of me, I'd punch a hole through your throat bitch. KYS.

>>84343154
I don't give a shit about Star Wars movies but this guy actually looks good for the role. Quite similar to a young Harrison Ford

>>84343270
>There's nobody you could really pick to not make it feel weird to an audience who is familiar with the character.

Yes, there is, his name is Anthony Ingruber. Disney fucked up big time not casting him, now eat crow.

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>>84355488
You dun goofed.

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>>84350977
>What could have possibly been the reason for casting him over those two.

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>>84344021
Mfw when Chewy is in the film more than Han due to Alden being shit

>>84356812
I wasn't saying it as a criticism. Having the destruction of Metropolis behind Affleck, Snyder, and Cavill would look legitimately awesome.

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>>84356908
Apologies. I had my online sarcasm detector set way too high. You're all right with me, big guy.

>>84356674
I agree. My pick was Kurt Russell's son from Black Mirror. He doesn't fully resemble Harrison but is over 6' and has that gringo optimism and shaggy charisma that Ford had, leading by his dick being followed his dog. Casting this literally Jew who is going to sink the whole franchise. Bet he quits or sues

>>84352695
I agree. Woody can stay though. Everyone else needs to go.

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>>84343881
What is Woodie Looking at seriously?
Chewie is also creeping on Emilia.

Am I the only one who's excited to see Donald Glover as Lando?

Lando is a very intriguing character and Glover is a really good actor

>>84343154
INGRUBER!

LOOKS JUST LIKE HARRISON FORD BUT GETS IGNORED

INGRUBER!

NO SPIELBERG IN SIGHT WHY IS FUCKING /POL/ ALWAYS RIGHT


KATHLEEN KENNEDY'S A BITCH!

INGRUBER!

>>84357240
A way out

>>84346538
/pol/ is always right

>>84351545
99% of /pol/-memes are stolen

pepe wasn't /pol/

>>84357291
>pepe wasn't /pol/

oh shit we got a meme expert ITT

>>84357240
WOOKIE'D

OY VEY

HOW CAN YOU LET A GOY PLAY HARRISON FORD!?!? HIRE AN ACTING COACH (make sure he's Jewish too)

>>84344418
You're on a board with bitter contrarians retards. I'm not sure what you expect. R1 was a critical success both with audiences and critics and financially.

This was obvious from the get go. He looks nothing like Harrison ford.

>>84343154
Holy fuck he could pass as Ford's kid.

just cancel it or turn it into The Young Lando Calrissian Chronicles

>>84357240
I like Woody Harrellson but is he the most overrated actor ever? I mean he's kinda nice but holy shit he's in every major blockbuster of the decade somehow or someway even on TV.

He may legit have a better resume than Samuel L Jackson.

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>>84356543
I wish i looked like Henry Cavil...

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>>84357549
Diet and exercise will take you far, and if nothing else, you can still be an awesomely nice guy like he seems to be.

His instagram post on superhero day really made me step back and examine how pointless and petty all the "brand wars" stuff really is.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTa0j2_FDfB/

>>84356670
Easy there, Shekelberg

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>>84342576
>>>84342610 >>84342644 >>84342664 >>84342886 >>84343047 >>84343087 >>84343435 >>84346431 >>84346538 >>84347569 >>84349151 >>84351032 >>84351191 >>84354629 >>84356101 >>84356411

Why would Spielberg even bother with getting fellated by actors when he could literally buy an endless stream of 3rd world underage traps delivered to his front door anonymously?

>>84358177
Ever thought he was racist and prefers white american lips on his dick instead of filthy 3rd worlder's gaping maw?

>>84358177
Why would you waste shekels on traps if you can get it for free via casting couching?

>>84358217
>americans
>white
kek

>>84342582
>Henry 6'0"
>Zack 5'7"
How does he do it

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>>84342522
This shit is proof you Snydercucks were fucking WRONG. After a year of "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NEGATIVE DC RUMORS?! IT MUST BE DISNEY SHILLING! ONLY SHILLS DISAGREE WITH ME!" Disney are getting roasted and a DC movie is getting nothing but praise. Suck my cock.

>>84358251
Because he has shitloads of cash?

>>84345273
RT has been the go-to for years. Glad you finally came out of your cave, though.

>>84342749
WE WUZ SCRUFFY LOOKING NERF HERDERS AND SHEEIT

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>>84347177
>>84356405
All together now, /tv/:

"The prequels are shit. George Lucas killed Star Wars and now Disney are raping the corpse."

>>84358366
it's about power and domination. paying money for blowjobs is beta and forcing someone to blow you for a movie role is alpha.

Gen Xers need to stop with this nostalgia shit

>>84358520
>Working with a director for a multiple months after he forced you to suck his cock
Must be terrible

>>84358362
you all made a big shit about Snyder having to leave JL because of his daughter, but here we are with Disney who's actually firing directors because they don't want to be some Shadow Director's bitch. Not to mention the blatant nepotism of the Han Solo actor who apparently needs an acting coach.

>>84356812
Anon, you know that quote is proof Zack Snyder is a fucking idiot, right? In The Force Awakens the protagonists aren't in anyway responsible for the deaths of billions of people, in Man of Steel Superman fights Zod in the middle of Metropolis and never tries to minimize the damage. Plus it's really odd how Zack handled the destruction; he puts such a huge emphasis on it but it doesn't have any emotional impact on the characters. Even hacks like Roland Emmerich know that destruction porn should have some sort of emotional weight to it.

>>84342576
Because he had lot of hutzpah

>>84358641
And? What's your point? Snyder got shit on and now Disney are getting shit on. Your "DISNEY IS MANIPULATING /TV/" narrative is now objectively wrong.

Originals: Kids movies for 12 year olds

Prequels: Kids movies for 6 year olds

Disney: Kids movies for 30 year olds

>>84358829
Accurate.

>>84342471
I'm glad this is happening, I hope it turns out to be shit.

>>84358984
It was always destined to be shit. Kathleen Kennedy is a fucking idiot.

>>84342749
Just make him young han solo. Fuck it at this point

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>>84359019
>Kathleen Kennedy is a fucking idiot.

I'm starting to think this way too. Why would you sabotage your own franchise like this? It doesnt make any sense.

>>84357549
You want to be bald?

>>84351039
Why is she /ourgirl/?

>>84359066
She's a dumb broad, surprise surprise

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>>84358676
No, I know that the protagonist was no more responsible for the damage in Man of Steel than the protagonists were in TFA, because Zod was never interested in doing anything but getting Clark to kill him. The best way to do that is to make damn sure you've got plenty of his adopted people handy. The emotional weight comes from knowing that if Clark *doesn't* step up and do the necessary, everything we see happening would pale in comparison to what would have come next.

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>>84346431

For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these; /pol/ was right again.

>>84358676
The emotional weight is felt with the daily planet staff in the destruction and in the BvS opening.

>Roland Emmerich
Seriously Anon? There's literally no weight to anything in his movies post ID4.

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>>84346084
500 hours in photoshop

>>84360235
>the daily planet staff
Those were minor characters who had less than 5 minutes of screentime. Putting the emotional weight on their shoulders was a completely retarded decision.
>in the BvS opening.
That was a retcon and you know it. In MoS after Supes kills Zod he kisses Lois and flies away like nothing happened. The movie ends on some light-hearted humor even though Metropolis is a wasteland.
>Seriously Anon? There's literally no weight to anything in his movies post ID4.
I'm not defending him, he's a terrible director but at least in ID4 and some of his other flicks the destruction had a bit of emotion.

Just hire Ford, and spend the money to cgi de-age him. Fuck. And replace Clarke with Ron Howard's daughter.

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>>84342886
>mfw lefty /tv/ will still stick their fingers in theirs ears and fling shit everywhere if you state these facts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NONONO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>84360545
>replace Clarke with Ron Howard's daughter
This

>>84342576

the magical faith of judaism

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Can't wait for this shit to bomb.

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>>84360553
>mfw lefty /tv/
Jesus Christ. Back to your containment board, degenerate. You're not changing hearts and minds here.
>>>/pol/

>>84360545

>hire ford

Ford is too old and lazy to bother with this pile of shit.

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>>84360671

>>84360671
You're confusing Redit with /pol/. It's common for tourists. You can fuck off tho

>>84360035
It's still fucked there isn't any sort of indication that Clark is trying to do as little damage as possible. Plus once Zod is dead there's no emotional impact, Clark doesn't show any sorrow over the annihilation of Metropolis. I don't get how you Snyder fans can continue to defend MoS's mindless destruction, his quote about TFA is irrefutable proof that it was just eye candy. If it was truly meant to add emotional weight then he wouldn't have tried using TFA to defend it.

>>84360505
>In MoS after Supes kills Zod he kisses Lois and flies away like nothing happened.
I just realized that scene might've happened before the final fight. Someone please let me know, I haven't watched Man of Steel in a few years.

>>84360680
"Harrison, just one week on a blue screen set. You can do it in your regular clothes. We'll cgi the costume on later. Think of the sheckels!"

>>84360671
>muh heart!

>>84360846
Because I compare it to other comic book movies and they all have about the same emotional weight applied to destruction.

>>84351032
>|
>|>
>|3
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fuckin lol I saw it instantly. wtf has this place done to me.

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>>84346538

>>84360437
Not bad. You should try to find a good sunrise for them.

>>84360961
>they all have about the same emotional weight applied to destruction.
You're thinking of Marvel Studios movies. Some of Fox's X-Men movies and some old capeshit movies applied emotional weight to destruction. Shitty Marvel movies don't excuse Snyder's hackery.

That's what they get for trying to make a film about a straight white male. Star Wars is about intersectionality and feminism.

>>84360961
I know we live in a time of mindless destruction porn but capeshit used to try. Go rewatch Sam Raimi's Spider-Man films, the final fights in those have real emotion. I don't think Zack Snyder deserves a pass just because modern capeshit is so terrible.

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>>84345169

>>84343047
Excuse me, sir gentile, but goyim is plural. The proper singular is goy.

>>84356543
where are affleck's legs

>>84361429
Over the arm of the chair, I think.

>>84357549
It's fine, you're probably a better actor

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>>84351952
>Apollo Creed
is... is this bait? Does this retarded nigger think carl weathers and billy dee are the same person?

what fucking board am I on?

>>84361573
I thought that too when I was a kid cause they both have mustaches and same facial structure

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>>84361892
They do look very alike

>>84343982
well considering Lando was actually well cast that could be the best thing to happen.

But it won't happen because Han Solo is a bankable title in and of itself. Even if a no name is apparently doing a terrible job, plebs will see it.

>>84361257

1978
>cast Harrison Ford, who is Jewish but doesn't look it, in the ultimate gentile role of a quippy, brawny space maverick with a human-size pet dog

2017
>cast literally who manlet as a young Ford in the same role, only the guy looks like a totally deadeyed, spoiled and pampered Jew. And spread word in MSM how the "young star of David" was discovered by Spielberg at an Israeli circumsion party

>>84362059
"B-but Lando, I sell death sticks to my community"

They should have made this a Lando movie from day one.