Ya'll niggas ready for some Jackie Chan kino? https://w

name 10 things that are not Jackie Chan

>hollywood jackie

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>>84339779
>western jackie chan flick
>nigger music starts playing

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>fatal bombing in UK
>whites will almost certainly by the culprits can't wait to see it

>>84339754
snes mini
nes mini
twin dragons
FUCK

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>>84339843
yes

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>>84339878
Pure pottery

>>84339843

>what is the IRA

>>84339843
Wait, are you unfamiliar with the century old terrorist/freedom fighting group?

>>84339878
jay?

>>84339980
>>84340012
Is this movie set over 20 years in the past?

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>>84340012
>old school white terrorists in modern britain
the opening shot clearly shows modern uk

>>84340047
There was a fatal IRA bombing in 2011.

>>84339843
Are you fucking retarded? Potato niggers have been at each others throats since we carved them up.

>>84340087
They just reopened hostilities a few years ago.

>>84340094
>>84340047
There's also been unionist terror pretty much consistently since the original IRA disarmed.

>>84340246
>terror
Only people can be terrorized, drunky.

>>84339717
>jackie chan takes on the ira
>pierce brosnan as gerry adams
top kek, i'll have to see this

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>>84339717
As a huge Jackie Chan fan, I don't see this point. He's just going to be doubled for everything or have all the stunts CGI-enhanced or wired. That, and it'll probably be a bunch of lameass western-style Bourne wannabe fights.

Jackie was the king at his particular style, but there's no reason to cast him in a role like this anymore at his age. Does it even have his stunt team? Does Jackie get to oversee the editing and choreography? I saw the trailer and it looked better than most western action shit but still a far cry from Jackie's prime.

>serious Jackie movie
why

I DONT WANT TROUBLE

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>>84340962
have you not watched shinjuku incident? one of his best films

what's the IRA?
Islamist Rights Association?

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>>84340962
>>84341072
This is a great serious Jackie Chan movie too

>>84341139
The only good part of that movie is the Lego store fight. It's lame melodrama otherwise.

>>84340962
he's been saying he wants to do serious roles for a while and there is no sin vile enough to deserve a part on that jaden smith karate kid movie. so i'll support him on this

>>84341268
Well, it has beena while since I've seen it and I remember liking it, that's a shame but yeah the Lego store fight was the most memorable scene.

>>84341290
>jaden smith karate kid movie
It was a dumb unnecessary movie, but it wasn't that bad. Certainly not any worse than the first one which is a pretty bad movie despite its place in pop culture.

>>84339717

wait. all memes aside this might actually be the return of action kino. from the trailer you can see genuine Jackie Chan Stunt Team work. There's choreographed combat sequences shot from static cameras. No meme-cutting here. Can't wait.

>>84339717
Luc Besson knockoff

>>84340962
this 2017 jackie chan movie looks like it's gonna be a good action comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzyE4m1BDkI

>>84340087
>>84340012
They're trying to get the nostalgia crowd of 90s kids who grew up with movies where the IRA are the bad guys.

>>84339717
Damn

>>84341552
I'd like to get my hopes up, but I've been burned too many times. Calling it now: there'll be a handful of scenes and some decent action shots, just enough for the trailer to hype up a few fights before the movie comes out so they can market it as old-school Jackie or whatever the fuck. The actual movie will have, like, 2 decent bits totaling 5 minutes with obvious doubling for Jackie. And probably takes digitally stitched together to look longer. I hope I'm wrong.

>>84339717
>director by the guy who directed casino royale and goldeneye

and Green Lantern

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>>84341809
delet

>"you brew up dohtah; i gib you twable"
The movie is full of accents that'll scare white Americans off.

>>84339843
>Potato niggers
>white
The eternal paddy should be grateful we even consider him human.

>>84341641
Luc Besson is a knockoff of the Asian action movie industry.

>>84339843
Spotted the buttmad potato nigger.

>NOT ALL IRISH
LEL

>>84339843
this shit right here ruined it

it'll be the perfect kino if the bombers were muslims, just imagine Jackie saving europe from fucking sandniggers

missed oportunity

>>84339843
Well good thing the terrorist arent white, just Irish.

>>84339843
God damn Americans are stupid.

>>84340246
>unionist terror
nice meme /leftypol/

>>84342525
God damn europoors are stupid. The IRA is not the preeminent bombing threat these days, hasn't been for decades.

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>>84339717
>mfw its finally coming out

I remember reading about this when Little Big Solider was released

>>84340778
He is doing the fighting scenes, but not sure about the jumps and stunts, you can't really keep asking him to do that kind of stuff at that age, I rather keep seeing in movies doing less jumps and stunts that one day read the news and discover he died doing a stunt.

>>84339980
>the IRA
>relevant in current year
lmao?

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>>84339717
People keep asking if Jackie Chan is back.

I'm thinking yeah, he's back.

The music is awkward in the trailer.

>>84341870
"welcome to new york"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCe5Tyiyk0Q

>>84343555
AYO
HOL' UP SON

>>84341809
GL was good though?

>>84339717
HA HA TIME FOR CHAN WICK

>>84339717

so muslims killed his cute chink daughter?

>>84340359
Unionists murdered shit loads of people lol

>>84342642
>It's not terror if they like the Queen

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>yfw Jackie will die one day

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>Jackie Chan will die in your lifetime

>>84344463
he's asain. he will probably outlive all of us

>>84339754
...

Jackie Chan

...


fuck

>>84339717

Oh boy another thread full of retarded amerisharts and potato niggers

This movie is based on the 1992 book written by Stephen Leather called the Chinaman, about a Vietnamese man who loses his wife and daughter in an IRA explosion.

>another movie with a loner avenging his families death featuring an ageing action star

wow, so creative

>>84343616
https://youtu.be/Bgw9ndjEq2w

No this one

>>84339717
>Kino

You had to ruin a perfectly good thread you meme spewing fucktard.

>>84344818
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6fcwDvQFLg

>>84343325
>deal with DUP
>increased tension due to possible breach of Good Friday agreement
>american education

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>>84339843
>hur dur subtext
>wait wtf does subtext mean

>>84340047

It's based on a novel from 20 years in the past.

>>84339717
CIA's daughter:Everyone's already inside...bye dad!


CIA: 30 thousand pounds for names in the flight plan

Robert: Im sorry sir, thats not how we do things here.

Mr.Henessy: Hello?

He's here again, thats 5 days in a row now, what does he want?


CIA: Mr. Henessy please find out the name of the passengers.

Mr.Henessy: I work for the goverment, not mercenaries.

CIA: You used to work for them.

Mr.Henessy: I dont know how the mercenaries are.

He's trained, maybe CIA, just wants you to know he's in control.

Mr.Henessy: He's a man in khakis running cirles around the lot of us, he's in control every step of the way.

Thug: Boarding pass?

Mr.Henessy: You have no idea who's flight this is

CIA: Yes, I do.

The Operative.

>>84344819
>he doesn't use kino ironically
LMAO AT YOUR LIFE

>>84344894

>Mandarin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S90M-N4gaM0

I swear if this Foreigner film has a Jackie Chan sung outro theme I'll fight everyone in the theater.

>>84339717
Old man Jackie is the beeest

you guys are fucking insane

this is clearly is best song by far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtykNpOsCUE

my face hurts

>>84344951
Not enough:
>You are a tiny guy
>FOH YUU

>>84345064
https://youtu.be/pLr6efLLZeE

get out now

>>84343349
PUNISHED CHAN

jesus christ he seems completely out of shape.

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>>84339717
>from the director of casino royale
1 round in the chamber, spin the barrel
>that music
press the .38 against my temple
>add played out """"""""""ex special ops"""""""""" gimmick
*click*

I'm not feeling it
Formulaic as fuck but with Jackie Chan

Hollywood execs needs to be cleansed, like everyone of them should be rounded up in boxcars.
Let in fresh blood, this type of script I would wipe my ass with

>>84346019
He's over 60 and would body your ass

>>84341809

So will this be his 4th kino?

looks boring as fuck

>>84339717

>be in London
>get exploded

Brave move.

>IRA

Oh.

>>84339717
>chan as an old man operator

My dick's hard.

>>84341139
Doesn't hold a candle to the original.

>>84342642
But unionists are leftists...?

>>84339843
>plastic paddy gets triggered episode
>i'm shipping out to BAWWWSTON starts playing

I'm only watching this if People's army takes control of Britain in the end.

>>84347395
chan's character is vietnamese in this movie

>>84347465
wait really?

>>84347494
scrub through the trailer, it shows his character's passport or something

what is supposed to be jackie chans character background? chinese spec ops?

>>84347718
Gurkha

>>84340094
How many fatal muslim bombings has there been since that one IRA bombing in 2011?

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Goddamn whats wrong with people in this thread,

ITS BASED ON A BOOK BY STEPHEN LEATHER

CALLED

THE CHINAMAN

WRITTEN IN 1992

ABOUT A VIETNAMESE EX-SOLDIER WHO'S FAMILY GETS BOMBED BY THE IRA

AN IRA TURNED POLITICIAN KNOWS THE BOMBERS

fucking read a book cunt

>>84340962
Pleb

>>84347773
ah cool, makes sense

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The Chinaman understood death.

Jungle-skilled, silent and lethal, Nguyen Ngoc Minh had killed for the Viet Cong and then for the Americans. Imprisoned and tortured after the Communist victory, he escaped with his wife and baby daughter to Hong Kong - but only after being forced to watch Thai pirates rape and kill his two eldest daughters.

Now the proud owner of the Double Happiness Chinese takeaway in South London, he watches his daughter grow into a beautiful young woman, secure in the knowledge that the horrors of his homeland are finally behind him.

Until the day an IRA bomb in a Knightsbridge store snatches his family from him in a horrific maelstrom of fire and glass.

Then, simply but persistently, he began to ask the authorities who were the men responsible, what was being done. And was turned away, fobbed off, treated as a nuisance.

Which was when the Chinaman, denied justice, decided on revenge. And went back to war.

>>84339717
>Irish terorrists
Is the IRA even doing bombings these days? Seems like its just muslims doing terrorist attacks.

>>84340047
The original book is from 1992.

>>84348220
no, they are all drunk irish shitters who think they deserve a nation of drunken lards

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>>84347985
>The Chinaman
>main character is Vietnamese
>they cast a Chinese guy to play him

>>84347915
What does that have to do with the IRA being recently active and someone's ignorance about a white people being bombers?

>>84348285
Ah yes you sound knowledgeable on Irish current affairs

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all these inbred brits in here try to not burn to death or get raped by one of the thousand pakistani rape gangs that inhabit your country

>>84339754
My breakfast
The sky
Video games
Jackie chan

>>84340962
>he hasn't watched police story

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>>84339717
Your thread is bad and you should feel bad

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>jackie chan vs the IRA

Already the fenians are frothing at the mouth.

This Better not end like law abiding citizen or ill be pissed desu

>>84339754
Snickers bars
Party balloons
Railroads
Taxi cabs
Jackie Chan adventures

FUCK

>>84347137
PAHK THE CAHW

>>84347025
Found the retard lads

>>84348285
Im irish and this is true. The IRA are either old fat drunken men or young drug dealing scumbags who wouldnt know the North on a map

>>84348063
>chinaman is a hardened viet cong
>skilled in jungle combat
>killed americans during the war

None of that shows in the trailer
The movie fucking blows, we all know it's gonna suck. Jackie Chan is incapable of playing this kind of character

>>84339754
snes mini
nes mini
My breakfast
The sky
Video games
My breakfast
The sky
Video games
4chan
jack nicholson

>>84348677
Unionists are diehard democrats here in the US
They're left asf

>>84344108
excuse me? what timeline are you from?

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>>84343349
Wow, that's quite the range there Jack
Might want to tone it down before you fuck around and win an oscar

>>84342150
ireland has produced some of the greatest literature of the 20th century.

>>84348910
Only in ireland is a dirty limerick considered the "greatest literature of the 20th century"

>>84348803
Trade unions that is

>>84348910
>protestant writers who spent most of their lives in england
>""irish""

>>84339717
The IRA stopped bombing shit I thought? Now its just subhuman sand people.

So why is it whiteys fault this time?

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>>84348879
He's already got an Oscar.

An honorary one, but still counts.

>>84348910
>James Joyce has produced some of the greatest literature of the 20th century
that's one, keep going

>>84348966
>Irish "people"
>white
Don't you have potatos to plant, beer to drink and a wife to beat?

>>84348984

i'll take W.B Yeats for 100

>>84348994
I am Japanese, so we dont have any potatoes to eat.

>>84348966
asian >>>>>>>>>>>>>> irish

People will go to this and hate those red headed freaks even more. If you thought that society went 100% politically correct, you were wrong
It's was only 98%
And the irish are fair game

>Chinese were thinking about the Chinese college girl killed in Boston bombing
>had to delete the Muslim part of the story
Not even Chinese can touch the taboo

>>84349020
I almost forgot you retarded norman rapebabies call arabs and other wasteland races asian.

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I dun know who you are.I dun know what you want. If you are looking for trabble, I can tell you I dun wan any. But wat I do have are a paticular set of kung fu. Kung fu dat make me nightmare for people liek you.

If you tell me who bomb my daughter, I no look for you. I no pursue you.

But if you dun, I find you, and you have bad day.

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How butt hurt are Chinese at this? Do they still remember it?

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>>84339754
Jungle
Anonymous
Cancer
Kino
Island
Eternity
Chaos
House
Astronouts
NIgger
I think I did it guys....FUCK

his daughter looked a little too jungly asian for me, wouldnt go on a murder spree for

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>>84340246
>parades are terrorism
sure thing papist

i feel like it's just gonna be average. but i really want it to be good.

>>84339717
I don't understand.

He seem to want trouble.

>>84348399
Not many Nguyens in acting.

>>84340246
you are delusional

>>84344463
not if i kill myself first

>>84345664
Close but no cigar
https://youtu.be/serMUIFkDL0

>>84339717
this looks like the jackie kino we deserve

>>84348966
Wot
There were three attacks in 2017 so far and two attempts
>23 January: The New IRA attempted to kill a police officer in north Belfast using an AK-47. He was hit multiple times in the arm at a petrol station on Crumlin road, Ardoyne.
>23 February: A bomb exploded in the driveway of a PSNI officer's home as a bomb squad was trying to make it safe. The bomb was thought to have fallen off the officer's vehicle. Nobody was injured.

>21 March: A roadside bomb exploded as an armoured PSNI vehicle passed in Strabane. There were no injuries but the PSNI claimed the police officers were very lucky to escape.[235] The new IRA claimed responsibility for the attack.

>22 April: A bomb was left outside the gates of a school after the bomber(s) suspected they were being watched. The New IRA is suspected.

>2 June: The Gardai Siochana found 6kg (13.2lb) of Semtex in Dublin city believed to belong to the group. Two men were arrested.

>>84349471
Jackie is trying to break out of the type casting

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>>84349471
>He seem to want trouble.

Yeah but the IRA caused the troubles.

>>84339717
Chan is back;it will be kino.

God I hope it's good but there is a very large chance that it won't be

>beats police
So he didn't kill no police?
>makes bomb
So Jackie didn't even detonate it? He was just bluffing? No innocent civilians are hurt?

Will this be the first time ever Jackie dies in the end?
No because he dindu nafin［/spoiler]

>>84351493
>Will this be the first time ever Jackie dies in the end?

Died in the Killer Meteor (he was the bad guy)

>>84348774
You see his ID and it says Vietnam, they say he was some kind of SF.

Also Chan's heavy accent and stoic demeanor might help him to portray the character well.

>>84351493
He died in Shinjuku Incident
Similar premise. "Good guy pushed to the wall"

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>>84339717
They made Brosnan look like Gerry Adams as much as possible LMAO

>>84351506
>Jackie Chan
>the bad guy
I refuse to believe this actually happened.

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>>84348576
>I'll give you a second trabble

chan is a terrible father and a communist stooge, good guy to cast in a I lub my dead dawtah so much movie

>>84344370
WHITE JIHAD ALLAH AKBAR

>>84347985
I don't read grandma books.