Just came back from an advanced screening. At least I didn't

how clear is Holland's homosexuality watching this flick?

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>watching DCEU movies

>>84333372
is it good?

>>84333410
Very clear I hope

>>84333372
Who is MJ?

is the kid from IM 2 really Peter?

>>84333410
I didn't know he was a faggot. Peter is very straight and awkward around girls.

>>84333416
There's too much forced COOLNESS.
I don't know how to explain it, it's very "millennial" and teen/pre-teen oriented. A very long Disney Channel episode.

>>84333527
Zendaya. The leaks, fake or not, were right on this. The thing is that her name is not "Mary Jane", so they can retcon that later if that's not received well.

>>84333372

Is Tom Holland a good spiderman?

>>84333372

why is it so hard to make RDJ in a CGI suit look realistic?

>>84333372

do you hate straight white males more or less after watching this movie?

>>84333415
Just because i know it would hurt you deeply, i'm going to go watch WW again this week.

>>84333626
>too much forced COOLNESS.I don't know how to explain it, it's very "millennial" and teen/pre-teen oriented. A very long Disney Channel episode

I believe you already.

>>84333626
>The leaks, fake or not
Why would that matter if you've already watched the film?

What do you get out of lying on the internet, OP?

is Pepper in this movie

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>>84333372
How much Tony Stark is in it? Does he save the day? Are the memes true?

>>84333626

How cringe is flash tompson?

Or does he manage to pull it off?

>>84333372
>spider-man
Who? That's Iron Man.

>>84333644
I won't even spoiler this because it was visible in the trailers but the CGI is really fucking shit and obvious. Biggest disappointment.

>>84333639
He's a fish out of water honestly. Has he ever acted in anything else? I don't know the guy.

>>84333673
I'm a straight white male.

>>84333695
They don't even say her last name, just J.

>>84333695
He presumably means whether the leaks were real or someone making shit up that just happened to be true

>>84333644
that is fanart

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>>84333724
this pic always makes me laugh

how lame is the bad guy

>>84333372
lol thats iron man spiderman wtf is this

>>84333744
>How cringe is flash tompson?
OVER 9000
But really, even though Tom Holland's Spidey looks like he can't hurt a fly you can't just believe that a dude like that and his "posse" can intimidate him. Terrible casting.

>>84333810
Keaton as Vulture was wasted, it barely qualifies as a villain. Mid-credits scene hints at a redemption arc.

>>84333724
He's throughout the whole movie. 4 full scenes with Peter, mentioned a lot. The Avengers are namedropped a lot too.

>>84333862
It's fanart, you dingus.

Thoughts on the visuals (cgi, color grading, etc)?

>>84333590
That's not in the movie.

>>84333988
>cgi
Refer to this >>84333767

does it bring a lot to MCU or just standalone movie that can be skipped?

>>84333372
Who is the worst character and who is the best?

>>84333372
What were the best parts?

>>84333626
millennial are pushing 30, anon.

Millennials grew up around the millenium, they were not BORN in 00s

>>84334118
>does it bring a lot to MCU or just standalone movie that can be skipped?
do any of them bring anything other than a credits scene teasing the next?

>>84334118
Not really, it's more like a revised and "younger/cooler" origin story for Peter with him idolizing IM and the Avengers.

>>84334152
Worst: Michelle and Flash
Meh: Peter
Best: Vulture/spoiler]

>>84333767
It is common in the West for SWM to hate themselves.

>>84334202
Fuck, I'm a millennial then. Then I'll say it's very, very mid/late 00s kids oriented.

>>84334241
What happens in the post-credit scenes?

>>84334348
Another Cap PSA. He asks how many he needs to do.

Is Vulture the father of Michelle or Liz?

>>84334440
_________Liz

Is Flash Thompson adopted and have a brother who looks like the comics version or was that a BS rumor?

What's the Stan Lee cameo? And is it true that Aunt May finds out he's Spider-Man? Also, does he get the suit back by the end or a new suit?

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What was the point of this scene?

>>84333372
does keaton die?

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>>84333925
>Flash Tompson
more like:
(Cant't) Flush Toiletson

Are there any surprise characters? Does Donald Glover mention having a nephew?

Are there lines about social justice? Ex. In one of the clips, the teacher says protesting is patriotic.

>>84334573
No, he's in the mid credits scene.

>>84334537
>What's the Stan Lee cameo?
It's literally on Youtube.
>And is it true that Aunt May finds out he's Spider-Man? Also, does he get the suit back by the end or a new suit?
Yes, no, yes.

How will it be received? Will normies eat it up? Will critics praise it because of the diversity? Will it make more money than any other Marvel movie?

>>84334754
What does the new suit look like?

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>>84334570
Looks like the scene with the Joker in the 1989 Burton Batman movie.

Stan Lee cameo?

>>84334754
How does it compare to the other MCU movies?
Or the Raimi movies

>>84333925
eh it's my understanding that flash is suppose to also be a (rich) nerd/dofus like peter in this. In interviews/featurets with the actor and such you see him arguing with peter over the math team or whatever they're on, so this "initimidating" thing you're claiming makes me suspiscous you haven't watched it

>>84333372
Does anybody die or get substantially hurt?

What's the end credits scene? Does Maguire or Garfield appear?

What was stan lee's cameo in deadpool?

>>84333372
Was it essentialy Iron Man 4: Cheeky Spider Cameo?

>>84333372
How's the banter/quips?

>>84334754
Is the new suit better than the minimalist abomination that is the The first suit?

>>84334882
Cap PSA and no to the rest.

>>84334916
There was more Tony than I expected. He's got two scenes that don't feature Spidey and even then he stole the show.

>>84334931
I felt like it was surprisingly humorless for being a Spider-man movie or maybe the "hip" humor didn't connect with me and at 25 I'm too old.

>>84334879
Not even Vulture. It's very PG in that sense.

>>84334916
Tony's presence is all over the movie even when he's not there.

>>84334945
It just looks sleeker/shiny and more modern.

>>84333372
Were there many jokes? Did the audience laugh noticeably or stay awkwardly in silence noticeably a few times? What was the ratio of chuckles to eye rolling for you? And for the audience?

Is Uncle Ben even mentioned in the movie?

Any reference to regular supporting cast members like Harry, Norman, Jameson, Gwen etc?

>>84335086
Yeah, definitely skipping this one. Not in the mood to see my favourite cape ruined

>>84335255
Yes but waved off.

>>84335325
Zero. Is Gwen even a thing in this reboot?

>>84335171
Jokes as in quips? You know the answer. Chuckles at Tony. Can't believe I wanted to see more Iron Man in a Spider-man movie, I was one of the people who complained about him stealing the spotlight.
Audience was either very polite or kinda underwhelmed, RDJ got chuckles. I'm only personally but again, the humor didn't hit me. It felt like they made a list of modern things teens say/do and crossed it one by one.

>>84335592
Alright here is the important question.

What RT score you think it'll get?

>>84335592
>Waved off
How so?

Does Pepper appear in the movie?

Also, how is the music? All contemporary songs? good score, good Spider-Man theme? Something memorable?

>>84335652
Literally just a mention in passing. The tone of the whole movie is really light.

>>84335645
I'm not a critic. Probably in the 80s, Twitter reactions considered.

>>84335720
No.
Yes, meh, re-arranged. Memorable because you already know it.

>>84335086
>sleeker shiny and more modern

Welp. Guess I'm pirating this instead.

>>84335847
>>84335720
>does Pepper appear in the movie
>no

Why lie?

>>84335740
So no morals or great power and great responsibility thing... Which was literally the only thing TASM got right?

>>84335592
Does somebody do the whip naynay?

>>84335926
Watch the movie and tell me if you consider it as an "appearance".

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>>84333372
seriously, i want to believe you so bad. im taking any chance to find out more about this movie. im already dissapointed and its shaping up to be a terrible year to be a spidey fan. is there anything, however small, that makes it seem like the people making the movie cared? anything like aunt may crying giving peter 20 dollars in tobey 2, or something as greatly uplifting as the people of new york throwing pipes at goblin in tobey 1? just something that gives this movie heart?
i made a human spider shirt and i really wanna wear it to see the movie and make friends with spider bros in line, but i wont go if this movie is all studio trash

>>84336222
There's a part where the people on the splitting boat have a dance off to scare the vulture away.

>>84336222
I felt like watching two different things.
When Tony: MCU
When not Tony: Disney tv show. Zendaya didn't help matters.

Raimi's Spidey remains the best (SM3 doesn't exist in my universe), I can't believe that anyone legitimately thinks that this one is the definitive Spider-man.

>>84333372
Sounds like a pile of shit.

Anyway, how would you rank it among the latest MCU movies?

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>>84336399
thanks, but im still worried. i've been tired of iron man and tony since like halfway through 3. the only moment i actually cared about his character was in civil war and he gives that sad look to cap after finding out about his parents i dont hate him, but seeing him in everything is exhausting. having him take over my spiderman movie has me concerned. is he in the final battle? i hate the way the trailer implies he fixes spideys mistake with the boat thing.

>>84336399
Spider-Man 3 was great though

>>84336607
Not directly.

>>84336582
How recent are we talking about? If it's about GOTG2, that's just a better movie in general. Strange was one of the most recent and I liked that better too.

Is it better than ASM and its sequel? And is it better than one of the usual MCU films?

>>84336614
No it wasn't, you contrarion faggot. Even Raimi hates it.

>>84336747
>not as good as Strange.
Strange wasn't great, so that tells me enough.

Do you think it is a good movie?

>>84336796
It was a decent ending to his trilogy.

>>84336782
>better than ASM
Fuck no, I liked that one. RIP Gwen,
maybe they'll bring you back and can Zendaya. Bitch can't act.
>its sequel
Marginally.
>And is it better than one of the usual MCU films?
What are "usual MCU films" though? My favorites are IM1 and GOTG and it's not better. It probably has more rewatchable values then all the Thors.

>>84336850
If I gotta use Retarded Tomatoes ratings, 5.5/10, bumped to 6.5 by RDJ. I expected more.

>>84336854
The ending itself was fine, as was the movie, but as an ending to the otherwise best superhero movies ever, no.

>>84336854
The very end was fine, but it was all over the place in tone and pacing. The villains were all terrible too.

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>>84336747
>Not directly.
well, great. our hero cant have stakes or consequences. he will always have someone to bail him out. in spidey 2 an old man died in the fire because peter quit being spiderman. thats not gonna happen in this disney channel tv movie with touch screen web shooters. its a crap shoot if i'll see it now. if i do i expect to grumble a lot.

>>84334608
Kek

>>84337064
I'm an Iron Man fan in general so I thought his involvement was cool and RDJ brought his A game even if it technically wasn't his own movie, but I also like Spider-man so the tonal shift from scene with Tony
to scene with not-Tony was somehow jarring.

>>84337149
Please tell me that Tony gives Peter the spiel about great power and responsibility or a botched version of it.

>>84333372

Would I be better off saving my money for Planet of the Apes?

Is this movie entirely skippable?

>>84337208
A quick IM version of it.

>>84337266
I don't know man, I'm not here to tell you to watch a movie or not.
That said I didn't pay for this one so for me in the wasted potential movies it goes. I'll go watch Apes without paying either though.

>>84337389

Well I guess I meant "Is it worth my money?" but from the other spoilers and rating you gave I guess not

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>>84337389
>>84337208

>Iron Man giving the great power speech

I'm actually more pissed off than I should reasonably be

>>84337389
>A quick IM version of it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Spider fags BTFO!!!!!!!!

In terms of playing peter, does holland do a good job as the nerd? What about the comedic Spider-Man? Is the comedy like guardians 2, really forced?

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>>84337389
iron man giving the speech
>>84337485
IN A TEXT MESSAGE
>>84337500
i want to die

>>84337389
An IM message?

Fucking marvel.

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>>84337530
>IN A TEXT MESSAGE

No...I don't believe you

>>84337389
A text message?

Pack it up folks this is fake.

Marvels shit but it can't be this shit.

>>84337530
>>84337551
>>84337570
Guys, IM was meant as Iron Man. Now I won't tell you how though because the reactions were funny.

>>84337520
He really feels like a newcomer to all of this. that's why I've asked if the kid had prior acting experience.

>>84337646

I don't care if you tell me or not now. Iron Man giving the speech is enough for me not to spend money on this shit.

how did you get an early screening?

>>84335847
Does it have the Elfman theme?

>>84337740
With the power of bullshit. Audience screening are on the 28th

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>>84337646
i agree with>>84337691. the roumors of iron man being it it was ok with me, the trailer had me worried, the poster featuring iron man twice was awful, finding out iron mans girlfriend last seen in iron man 3 re appears in a spidey movie pissed me off, connecting iron man 2 by saying some fucking kid was peter seemed half asses, reading this thread and finding out there are scens of iron man or tony by himself really made me not wanna see it, but fucking tony stark giving peter the most important quote of his life is bullshit. i even liked how peter summurized it himself in civil way. this is the straw that broke the camels back. i dont care if im REEEEEing right now. im gonna sit at home on opening day and watch the raimi trilogy, play spiderman 2, and maybe some of the 90s cartoon, then leave the amazing movies on in the background while i fap to emma stones feet on my laptop i'll wear my human spider shirt during all of this.

i should also use this rage as an opportunity to finally play edge of time and shattered dimensions. i also cant rememebr too much of the spectacular spidey cartoon,
so might rewatch that too.

>>84337646
>>84337691
I can just picture it now.

>writer 1: Since we don't have an uncle bob-
>writer 2: it's Ben I think.
>w1: whatever, anyway since Tony is already on the movie he'll tell spiderman about responsibility!
>w2: ooh! But like in a joke way, right?
>w1: pssht of course!

Fast forward to after the boat scene that Tony saves everyone from.

>Tony: What I'm trying to say, is with great power, comes great responsibilerty...

>Peter: did you say "responsibilerty?"

>Tony: *stammers* no I di- You know what I mean.

Cap it.

>>84336939
>Fuck no, I liked that one.
Opinions instantly discarded, then.

>>84338052
Not exactly but it starts sort of emotional and devolves from there. They should've included Uncle Ben.

>>84333372
How much Tony is there?

>>84338841
Quite a bit. After seeing the movie I actually wanted more of him, his 4 (5? Don't know about one in particular) scenes were the saving grace of the whole thing.

>>84338916
Cool, thanks.

movie made by Sony sucks shocking, news at 11

>>84339427
It wasn't even Sony

>>84340320
Sony is 100% the reason we have such a diverse cast.

>>84339427
Most of the creative decisions were made by Marvel. That's part of their deal.

>>84338916
So you would rather of had Ironman 4. Fucking lol

>>84340707
Isn't this what this is?

>>84340707
it already is stupid

>>84340707
It already is.

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>>84333372
So how was iron man 4?
Did pepper make a cameo? If so how much of her feet is shown?
What would you say the screen time ratio between Tony and Peter is?
Does my boy don cheaddle make a cameo?
How's the action/story?
Any mention of uncle Ben?
How would you rate IM4?

>>84341564
see >>84336399

How did they mention Uncle Ben?

>>84336222
>. im already dissapointed and its shaping up to be a terrible year to be a spidey fan

Based off what? The other 3 spider man films that came out this year?

>>84341709
spiderman ps4 gameplay killing hype from the tease last year. the fact we have to wait till 2018 will also wreck that year, unless spidey in infinity war is great.

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>>84341564
haha why do you wanna know about her feet thats so weird haha

>>84333714

ANSWER THIS QUESTION, YOU FUCK

are the twitter reaction on point or its just paid shilling?

>>84336140

Full explain in detail how Pepper is referenced in this film.

>>84342049
Never trust Twitter reactions of movies, especially capeshit movies and even more especially Marvel capeshit movies. It's literally only fanboy hype and blind enthusiasm

>>84341920

Haha no reason man, thanks for the photo though. Haha.

>>84337943
Do really you like The Amazing Spider-Man movies? Why?

fapping to Emma's feet is patrician,
though, good taste

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>>84342195
i dont like them, but its one of those things that makes for good background noise. the only moment i think i like from either amazing movie is the first one where flash tries to tell peter hes sorry about his uncle. the cranes at the end of the first one could have been good, but just came off as cheesy i should give the movies another actual watch through just for fairness. i dont wanna continue to hate on it if i cant point to exact reasons why.

the costume in amazing 2 is pretty damn good. i have to give it that.

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I'm really sad Garfield won't get to play Spidey again. Voice wasn't whiny like Tobey or Justin Biebery like Holland. And the quips were funny. Not just your typical MCU garbage. Real unfortunate thing was that the plot and the villains of the sequel sucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD6nxu8cNIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXM3GK--nhM

>>84333767
>He's a fish out of water honestly. Has he ever acted in anything else? I don't know the guy.
he gave good performances in The Lost City of Z and The Impossible

>>84342472
Tobey is the best spiderman. Nerdy and awkward and looked very average. Garfield was nerdy, but too good looking to say he wouldn't be one of the jocks, especially with his sick skating skills to make him "hip"

>>84342365
I see. I liked that Flash scene too and the crane did have potential to be a uplifting moment just like the people from New York throwing shit at Green Goblin, but it falls flat.
The costume was the only thing I liked in ASM 2, though.

>>84342472
AG was great as Spider-Man. And his perfect chemistry with Emma Stone made it that much better. Maybe if they didn't try to cram in som many villains into ASM2 along with the death of Gwen Stacy, it would have been a hit we wouldn't be in the shity position we're in now.

>>84342535
Tobey was shit. A complete pussy. Your nostalgia's blinding you. The slack was only picked up by the fantastic villains, supporting cast, and Raimi's direction.

>>84334889

Dj in the stripclub my nig

So is THANOS in this you fucking piece of shit? Say something about the fucking post credits scene

>>84333372
Raimi Spiderman
>Pretty dark and creepy
>humorous in ways that don't just involve quips
>Has genuine heart and style.
>Peter is weird with MJ in the first two.
>Spidey gets fucked up bad all 3 movies
Marvel Spiderman
>No punches lmao
>Lets make everyone diverse and make MJ not MJ just to be different
>No consequences
>Lets steal the train scene from Spiderman 2, but spoil in the trailer that Iron Man saves it, ruining any tension in the movie
>Iron Man: Spiderman Not Origins
fuck off Marvel

>>84342628
>A complete pussy.
huh?
do you think Holland isn't a pussy? Did you think grimdark Spidey was good? (Admittedly the only thing I liked in ASM was Aunt May seeing Peter bruised)

>>84342628
I wish Andrew, Emma, and Dane had been in a Raimi movie with the rest of the cast the same. Would have been top notch.

>>84333626
>I don't know how to explain it, it's very "millennial" and teen/pre-teen oriented. A very long Disney Channel episode.

Dead on arrival confirmed, I'm actually worried about Venom

>>84342676
I am in no way deending Holland. But Garfield had more confidence as Spidey and no whiny voice, unfortunate grimdark setting aside. He was funny. Quippy, but not with the MCU types of jokes that fall flat like references to not knowing Star Wars and shit. Tobey had no quips at all. Maybe said Gobby a few types, but that was it.

>>84342720
I'm actually kind of excited about a rated R Venom movie. Need to see a trailer, but I'm more excited for that than spiderman

>>84342776
Spiderman 1 actually had a few quips. However I see why they didn't do it later on, especially with 2. It'd make no sense for Spiderman to quip at Doc Ock.
Fuck Spidey only had a couple of quips in the 2 ASM movies. only 2 I can think of, and 1 was VERY out of place

I see Marvel is trying to match BvS then if this is legit. Wew.

>>84342553
>AG was great as Spider-Man. And his perfect chemistry with Emma Stone made it that much better.
Agreed

>>84342927
>match BvS

your statement doesn't make any sense. BvS was 2 movies compressed to push forward faster the team up JL movie, how the fuck is that similar to Spiderman Homecoming?

>>84342365
Post more Emma Stone feet

Probably shouldn't have hire the director who only has Cop Car and Clown under his belt and the writers or Vacation and Horrible Bosses 2.

>>84334870
>eh

stopped reading your faggot response right there

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This features a clip with "Flash." Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzRkm1Ifai4

>>84343162
Man, Flash from TASM was fucking perfect. That series was just Wasted Potential: The Duology.

>>84343162
What the fuck. I understand they wanted a different interpretation, but just make him a different character.
But that wasn't terrible. I'm glad they went with a Highschool setting, it just looks not well executed

>>84343228
>make him a different character.
REEEE MUH FORCED DIVERSITY

The MCU is an alternate universe anyway.

>>84334859
The reviewers already confirmed it that it's not good as the Raimi movies

>>84343162
Jesus Christ he's like the Pajeetbury Doughboy

>>84343291
The problem is he doesn't look the part, and should absolutely be on the other end of the situation. Peter would bully him. The way he backed up in the clip was so bullshit and stupid

>>84343162
Manginiello was an overexaggerated monster, Zylka was perfect, and Raviolli is a damn joke.

I can say with the confidence that OP is bullshitting you guys and it's amusing how you all fell into the ruse easily.

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How come both Ned Leeds and Sally Avril were both turned into fat people for this movie?

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>>84333372
dcucks working hard tonight

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>>84343162

>that Flash
>"hey i'm 12 can I protest"
>"protesting is patriotic wink wink wink wink"

i can't be the only one who sees this

>>84342472
His quipping actually isn't annoying and fits the character well.
Why did people hate these movies so much again?

>>84343979
Because they have stupid plots, characters that suck, and shit CGI. And the villains all suck. ASM is decent, but ASM 2 was shit. Spiderman 3 was better than both

>>84343979
>His quipping actually isn't annoying

Lol. Just because it's spiderman doesn't mean he gets a greenlight on being a quip machine. It gets annoying.

And even if I give it a pass, EVERYTHING ELSE is awful about those movies.

>>84342628
Yeah, faggot, let's make spiderman a copy of Captain America or some shit.

>>84342472
I forgot how cringey the knife scene was

>>84336607
Tony needs to be put out to pasture. His character has nowhere else to develop to. Really, the mcu should have ended after avengers.

>>84334202
This is true, but I honestly think we should start using the term "millennial" to refer to kids born IN the new millennium. It makes more sense, and it's how the majority of people use the term today. Call the "old millennials" Gen Y, which is another term for the group that used to be a lot more popular before the 2000s

>>84344348
>So assblasted for being labeled a Millennial he wants to arbitrarily change the time frame of it

>>84343390
This. I wouldn't care if he was the new Osborn or whatever, but a short, scrawny Indian kid as the big bully doesn't make sense. Maybe if he was one of flashes followers it'd work, especially for comedic relief, but when he's a good few inches shorter than the guy he's bullying, who's short himself it doesn't make much sense. It made sense in TASM because Garfield was a fucking Lanklet, while flash was a beefy dude who could clearly beat the shit out of him. Fuck. This fucking movie is like people who've never been to any sort of public school trying to imagine what that would be like. Don't let Hollywood elites write about everyday people

>>84336854
>It was a decent ending to his trilogy
yes, and X3 was a decent ending to the X-Men trilogy
fuck outta here

>>84343735
>Using Easter eggs as some sort of pro for a movie

I fucking hate people. This is why movies like TFA do well

Who did Michael Barbieri end up being?

>>84344644
Difference is that Spider man 3 kept the heart and style. I mean Spider man 3 is flawed, but some of the cut shit really shows how good it could have been

>>84341564
>Did pepper make a cameo? If so how much of her feet is shown?
Fuck off, Joss.

>>84343979
TASM was the anti-Raimi Spidey. While Raimi Spidey made a lot of mistakes with Spidey, they made up for it with everything else. Meanwhile, TASM characterised Peter perfectly, everything else was shit

>>84344714
Exactly. The two leads (especially Tobey) sucked in the Raimiverse. Everything else was wonderful. In the Amazing movies, Andrew and Emma were fantastic. The rest of it sucked. Though the first one still managed to be pretty good.

TASM 1 is trash but TASM 2 is trashkino
It is honestly one of the best shit superhero movies out there, way better than mediocre marvel stuff or hack snyder

>>84342645
oh right.

>>84344711
>Spider man 3 kept the heart
No it very didn't. That's the whole reason it sucks.
It's soul-less. And it ended up that way on purpose thanks to Raimi reacting like a spoiled pre-teen to the studio wanting him to include Venom.
>I don't like Venom
>they're making me do Venom anyway
>I'm gonna make this movie complete shit on purpose to get back at them

I really wish TASM2 focused on the mystery of Peter's parents like it was promised rather than cramming shitty Jamie Foxx Electro and taking a great Harry in Dane Dehaan and ruining him by making him a weirdass version of the goblin.

>>84344772
Watching TASM2 with a group of drunk friends is a great fucking time, dude.

>>84344635
I honestly don't know who thought that kid would be a good flash. Like, what went through their mind to even CONSIDER that?

>>84342472
>the quips were funny
>small knives meme
that was like one of his only jokes that was mildly humorous, and they ruined it by putting it in every trailer

>>84342472
>spiderman stops to quip after a giant truck just smashed into two cars, likely killing or seriously injuring at least two if not more people

>>84342472
>small knives scene
So how did Peter know to sit in that car waiting for the dude? Did he someone know that car the car he was going to steal? how?

>>84343291
his skin color isn't the issue, he just doesn't look like a jock bully

>>84342472
>Quipping against a guy who may have killed his uncle

>>84345090
That's true for most shitkinos
Unless your friends suck, of course.

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So he didn't die at the end after all.

>>84342105

How is she referenced then?

If you've actually seen it then prove it by spoiling the twist about zendaya's characters' father

>>84333372
Is that the actual poster? They didn't bother to put spider-man on it?

>>84343162
it is so fucking weird seeing Gillfoyle smiling

I don't think Raimi's Spidey will ever be topped

>>84343162
The African speak in a full African voice it sounds so fucking ridiculous

I'm not deep into MCU, so maybe someone can answer me this:
Why is Robert Downey Jr. featured so prominentaly on a Spider-Man poster? I know he's in the movie and sorta-best-buddies with Spider-Man (whatever that means for Tony Stark), but this is not an Iron Man movie, is it? Or is it like Civil War, which was a Captain America movie but could've been an Iron Man movie just as well? Also I thought Downey Jr. was pulling out of the MCU, so why is he so big in the new Spider-Man?

why did they hire such a manlet its off putting

>>84347565
i mean spiderman too, not rdj

>>84347684
>>84347565
One of the requirements was being shorter than RDJ.

>>84333639
He's British. They'll overrate him.

>>84347392
I think it always calls back to the fact that this a Marvel made Sony movie. Smacking RDJ all over the promotional material (and maybe the whole film, I dunno) is an attempt at a "seal of quality" from Marvel's side of things. It's like saying, "trust us this time, this movie is different from the other Spidermans" and it is, this is the first Spiderman movie to feature other superheroes. I expect RDJ to have a few scenes and influence the plot in a few ways, but I don't think he'll be as prominent as he was in Civil War.

Honestly though, in a way the story they're using reminds me of the first issue of Amazing Spiderman from 1963, where Spiderman has to prove himself to the most popular Marvel characters of the time, the Fantastic Four. Except in this updated version, he's now proving himself to the Disney Marvel Brand mascot character.

>>84334397
Wut?

>>84335086
What the fuck is Cap PSA?

>>84342535
You're aware in this current age that skating is fucking lame, right?

>>84345731
the end was so off-the-rails I think I recall it being left open to a multitude of interpretations

>>84342472
It's tough liking Garfield as spiderman, people just berate his performance because they cant take off their nostalgia goggles.

>>84343735
Stop stealing BvS lines you faggot. Doesn't Marvel have quotes of their own?

>>84343162
Yay for multicultural hollywood

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imagine if someone told you 10-15 years ago, that Marvel would make a Spiderman movie and that they would rely heavily on Iron Man to sell this movie

>>84344226
If it was DC, I could see them making him a drunk who ends up on the street. Kinda like Hancock.

Fuck. A redemption arc with a washed up Tony trying to quit drinking and using gadgets made using street trash could have been interesting.

>>84344644
X3 was okay. What was so bad about it for you?

It was a llittle too brown looking and the hair of Jean looked aweful, but the story was good.

>>84343379
If it's worse than Spider-Man 3 then it's the worst MCU movie to date. Jesus Christ.

>>84347003
I know man. It's buggy me out.

>>84350915
10 years ago I wouldn't even believe them they'll ever make an Iron Man movie.

>>84350823
His race isn't the problem. Suraj Sharma would have made a great nerdy-but-bully brown skinned Flash. The problem was casting Revolori.

>>84343162
this is forced diversity as its most pathetic..

>>84351149
I tought the fact the movie Steel existed and was such a flop would have made IM impossible to get any funding for.

>>84343162
>Hey, welcome back Peter!
Fuck it I laughed.

>>84343680
'murica

>>84350537
In the trailer it shows that Cap made Public Service Announcment videos for students.

Are we still entertaining the fact that OP watched the movie? Because he clearly hasn't.

>>84333372
>Can this film stand on its own?
>Ehhh
>Give me $50m and I'll get RDJ on the phone

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>OP complaining about quips in a Spider-Man movie
>keeps on saying its for millennials and that it wasn't for him
>but also confirms that he is a millennial

>>84351440
>b..but sir, you said the same thing about Captain America 3, are we sure we can pull the same trick twice?

>>84343162
I hate when they dub lines together in trailers
STARK INTERNSHIP

>>84351471
>The goyim will fall for it

>>84351470
Why don't people know what a millennial is?

>>84351557
I don't know but he wasn't even remotely far from being the age group he criticizes. He's 25 and that's already pretty young and way closer to whatever this generation is than the last.

>>84334608
>Flasheev Tompsonaninajiv

>>84333415
>that fake wedding ring to make him seem less pathetic
Sad!

>>84335361
That's you and me both.

>>84335740
Fuck Disney. Fuck them right up their businesslike corporate assholes.

>>84343092
caught

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>>84337485
No. You're every bit as pissed off as you should be. As am I.

>>84351149
The first Iron Man was filming exactly ten years ago. You fail.

>>84338052
>Tony: Pete, you're kind of a powerful guy, but you're still a kid. There's still a lot of stuff you need to learn.
>Pete: But what good is power if I never get to do anything with it?
>Tony: Well, you know what they say about having great power, right?
>Pete: What's that?
>Tony: It kicks ass.
>*winks at camera*

>>84342776
My favorite parts of the Garfield Spidey were him actually being extremely confident behind the mask and connecting with people and trash-talking to the cops and the car thief.

That shit was top notch. Shame about the rest.

I HATE CAPE MOVIES BABY WANTS HIS CAPES????

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i hope they will adapt this scene

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>mfw my bro manages a kino
>mfw I never have to spend money on these shit

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>>84353364
>literally stealing jokes from Simpsons

>>84343735
>>84350728
>Marlels using DC quotes cuz their movies have no memorable ones.

He gets a new suit at the end? What does it look like? I'm guessing its a "stark-less" suit with less technology.

Also, what causes Tony to take the suit back?

>>84345096
I genuinely feel they cast everyone before they knew what role they were even going to playbecause diversity is more important than good casting

>>84333372
>aimed at teens/pre-teens
>manlet shows up more than once
>other reviewers saying it's not good as Raimi's
>diversity mj

ya, i'm definitely not spending money on this

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>>84353072
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84343209
Was he the biggest fan of Spidey? I honestly can't remember. I remember him being nice to Peter after Ben's death. I think.

>>84343680
Ned Leeds is Ganke. It's not like he'll ever be a Hobgoblin or anything.

If this movie flops, who is to blame? Marvel or Sony?

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>>84353939
Yes. He wore a Spider-Man shirt at the end of the first one.

>>84354200
Good enough for me.

>>84354200
"Dude's crazy!"

>>84354074
Both. Give Spidey to Fox.

3 dissapointing Spider Man films have one thing in common,British actor playing Peter Parker. When will film studios learn it's stupid to do this diversity with the British playing American roles? Brits will be mad if James Bond is played by an American.

>>84354773
I don't give a crap about that. It's the race and gender that matter. Accents can be changed. See Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne.

>>84333925
>>84334241
This is the instance where you use a tripcode you fucking retard.

>>84354970
This. When I see idiots compare Elba playing Bond to a white American it's completely fucking absurd.

>>84354970
He's a good example of why you're wrong, his accent is terrible. Most British actors have terrible American accents. British acting is also very different than American acting.

>>84334725
Conservatives protest shit all the time. Ever walked by a Planned Parenthood clinic?

>>84355123
I'd rather have a British actor who can do an okay American accent that looks like Flash Thompson than 5'6 Pajeet who grew up in America.

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>those flying sparks

Why? I keep seeing this

>>84355230
It implies action and battle,

>>84355167
It's a bad American accent. You could also just hire a White American actor but Hollywood doesn't like that because American actors don't work as well within the franchise industry we have now.

>>84333372
uhhhh I'm pretty sure that's not spiderman on the poster

>>84333809
>don't do heroin kids

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>>84333372
How is aunt May? Other then being a total milf

>>84343162
You'd think SJWs would've jumped at the chance to make a bully character a white male.

>>84334312
Most of the retards spooting this millenial bullshit word ARE millenial

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>Birdman's all about Keaton's struggle to maintain his artistic integrity by not cashing in on a capeshit sequel
>3 years later he turns up in a capeshit sequel
>As Birdman

>>84355310
That sucks,unfortunately.

>>84355748
Realistically everyone on this board should be a millennial.

If you're in Gen X you're in your late 30's, and should be doing something else with your time. If you're younger, then you shouldn't be on 4chan because it's 18+.

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>>84355790
>Birdman's all about Keaton's struggle to maintain his artistic integrity
Keaton was playing a part in the movie anon. He's an actor. Wow, so autists really can't discern between fiction and reality.

>>84355977
>should be doing something else with your time
I browse the place when I'm bored at work or whenever. It doesn't have to be a massive timesink unless you let it lad.

>>84356032
This. It also seems like Keaton's little joke with himself. He probably feels like he's earned it in his old age, after playing such an intense role as Riggan Thomson.

There's a shitload of advanced screenings today in my area.

>>84356062
Not saying it has to be, but why not, like, read a book or the newspaper? Or text your wife or something?

>>84356138
>Not saying it has to be, but why not, like, read a book or the newspaper?
I do both all the time, but I also come here to. Who made you the fun police? I can come here if I want faggot.

>>84356219
Okay dad

>>84337759
No. It's the 60's Spiderman theme.

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>>84343909
it's so forced it hurts

>>84334608
>latinos are pajeets

>>84356138
Different guy, but what value does a newspaper have anymore? Also, book reading requires immersion and this place is for a quick 10 minutes here and there for a laugh.

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Is the Peter/Harry Osborn sex scene still in this cut?

I really hope the public doesn't embrace this crap.

>>84357459
you know they will

>>84350724
It's not nostalgia, people berate Garfield because his Peter Parker was shit and most of his Spidey quips were unfunny.

>>84357657
Fake news. They were funny. Unlike "you know that really old movie the empire strikes back... walky thingies."

>>84357779
>"you know that really old movie the empire strikes back... walky thingies."
What? Is that in Homecoming?

>>84357892
No. That was Civil War.

>>84334202

millenial is basically an insult used by old people to tell kids to get off their lawn.

these old people are living longer so its the same cranky old guy from the 80s whos still alive today so "millenial" covers every kid hes seen from the mid 80s until now. seriously the span for being a "millenial" is absurd compared to the other gens. I was born in 87, grew up without a computer until i was probably 16, no cel phone until college, facebook wasnt a thing until my second year of college and i'm still lumped in with a kid born in 2001 post 9/11 world. fuck that i have NOTHING in common with a kid from that era.

its literally only because the elderly are living for so long and they decide the generation cut offs and they really have no idea the difference between these "generations" AND with technology changing so quickly and thus life style changing so quickly a 5-8 year difference is more of a different world to grow up in than a 10-15 year difference in the 50s-80s era.

Gen Y, 90s kids, millenials. there should really be three generations here but it all gets lumped in as one and they don't have much in common with each other.

>>84358206
Generation Z (also known as Post-Millennials, Plurals, or the Homeland Generation in the United States) is the demographic cohort after the Millennials. There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use starting birth years ranging from the mid-1990s to early 2000s, and as of yet there is little consensus about ending birth years.

A significant aspect of this generation is the widespread usage of the Internet from a young age; members of Generation Z are typically thought of as being comfortable with technology, and interacting on social media websites for a significant portion of their socialising. Some commentators have suggested that growing up through the Great Recession has given the cohort a feeling of unsettlement and insecurity.[citation needed]

>>84358637

yeah but that means its an 17-19 year old at this point and they are certainly being called "millenials" still by everyone, and yet if they were born in 99 they will call themselves a 90s kid and shit.

its literally because old people are living so long and they see all the "kids" they've seen for the past 30 years as one generation.

>>84333372
>Spider-Man movie
>Poster is Iron Man

Brilliant.