You've been given a billion dollars with the caveat to finance

I'd 'cast' actresses to sit on my face and film it

Reality show about me, where I just spend the money on myself

Charlie Parker series. Ethan Hawke to play Charlie

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>>84326308
Shakara the animation

>>84326308
I forget...how much was in that pile?

a clockwork orange except all the characters are little girls

>>84326308
8 part miniseries on the Battle of Britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLtZ3xnSK40

>>84326308
I'd direct four or five dramas with some actors that I like, some 7-8/10 films on IMDB that are worth the while, but aren't GOAT until I have 2 billion then do >>84326406 two times

>>84326308
probably a run of the mill capeshit movie set in China

I'd make several movies

>The canaanite holocaust
>Remake of the eternal jew
>The Battle of Vienna
>Byzantium 1200
>Byzantium 1492
>Israel bombing of USS Liberty
>Freddy vs Jason vs Ash
>Clive Barker's nightbreed 2 and 3

>>84326308
minecraft movie

I'd finance an Agents of S.W.O.R.D. film continuation of the AoS TV series that would feature any of the legacy Avengers left alive after Avengers 4. I'd probably use most of the money convincing Feige to not be an asshole.

A billion dollars is a lot of money. 5-10 Hollywood films could be made with that money. I'd spend the rest on patching together the MCU and reviving Damage Control which would of course connect to Spider-Man Homecoming. I'd bring back Agent Carter for season 3 that would show the start of SHIELD and not end on a cliffhanger. I'd also finance Ghost Rider and Blade Netflix series and the actors would be required to appear in at least one future film.

Shoot it on my iphone and release it on youtube.
Monetize it and close comments and disable ratings.
Pocket the billion.

a completely accurate adaptation of salo 120 days of sodom

except all the characters are little girls

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>>84326308
>take the money
>pay someone to kill the people who gave it to me
>enjoy a billion dollars

Fuck Television and Film, you're not the boss of me.

Pay 990 million to myself for my director role and use the other 10 million to film some experimental mini series.

>a billion dollars
nigga you only need max 30m to make a good film, and that's with room for a lot of expenses

I'd do a 20 part mini-series of the Silmarillion. I'd do it silently on part of the actors with only narration from the various Vala. The narration would change depending on when it happens (Manwe in the beginning, Aule for the dwarves birth, Melkor for the fall of Numenor, Ulmo for Turin).

It would be amazing but critically panned. I would be okay with it and call the masses plebs in interviews.

>>84326926

I came here to post this

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I would start two similar but opposing children franchises. The new Digimon vs Pokemon or Mario vs Sonic, children engaged in a proxy war without knowing that I will reap the benefits regardless.

>>84326926
>webm
son of a bitch

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A tale of forbidden love between a man and a younger girl, being shunned by society eventually they prevail in the end. Casting myself

>>84327118

Came here to post this, except that Id actually make it good unlike this guy.

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>>84326483
NOBODY WILL WATCH IT

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>>84326308
The Culture.

>>84327263
kys

Propaganda movie about Yugoslav Wars shot on location so I anger both sides so much that there is another war. Shoot that for 100 million and pocket the rest. Blame the war on failed production and the missing money.

A post apocalyptic drama with a western aesthetic wherein Rihanna wonders around trying to get the various communities to come together again and rebuild the world.
Every episode would have a ten minute uninterrupted lesbian sex scene with Rihanna and a new woman showcasing full frontal nudity
Guest stars would include Alexandra Daddario, Taylor Swift and Lyndsey Fonseca

It would be revolutionary

>>84327288
What would you do in your version?

>>84326926

>tfw idiot throws away a 20k$ truck for no reason but you cant even afford 3 meals a day

A live-action Evangelion trilogy with Weta on visuals and actual teenagers for the main characters. I'm sure it would suck shit like every other anime adaptation but it'd be fun to make at least. Oh and the entire trilogy would be filmed on 15/70 IMAX, and since I've got a billion dollars all the CGI will be rendered at 8K.

The Hobbit as a TV series. One episode per chapter, each episode running at twenty-five minutes except for the finale which would be an hour special.

A good team of directors led by me, a nice whimsical tone with just a little bit more of a serious edge for the final couple of episodes, and some fuckin great practical effects and puppetry done by the Jim Henson company.

>>84327508
>CGI
Just build actual fucking giant robots

>>84326308
It's licence mass effect and actually find a good drama writer

>>84326308
For a billion I could do literally anything.

I would definitely cast a diverse cast of blacks, asians and women.

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>>84326308
2,000 chicks at the same time

I'd make a trilogy of Xenozoic Tales aka Cadillacs & Dinosaurs films.

>First film establishes world, Hannah meets Jack and fesseden goes missing. Rivalry with Terhunes escalates, includes Jack and habnah stranded in wildeness and ends with a showdown at Fesseden Station.

>second film is city betrays Jack in first act, jack and hannah flee to wasoon. They get together and Jack fights to near death with her former lover. They make up and join forces, plan to return to city in the sea

>movie three battle for the city, jack wins but Hannah dies

>>84327508
if you were to do this, you should cut out most of the pre-Ramiel angels. most of the first 11 episodes of the show are filler.

>>84326308
Shogun by James Clavell, 100% faithful to the book including speaking the 5 different languages with subtitles. Or an adaption of the manga Gate, but with British soldiers instead of Japs.

>>84327627
what does Mass Effect have going for it without the structure of an RPG? the universe and story aren't that interesting on their own, it's the characters and your agency within the story that makes it good.

>>84326564
Why not just remake Triumph of the Will where you get drilled by those faggot nazi dicks you love so much?

All of those movies are gay porn.

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I'd finance another season of Stargate SG1 but keep it short like the x-files season and use it to wrap up the Atlantis and Universe stories as well as setup a possible continuation.

hit up anno and give him like 100 mil for eva 4.0

>>84327633
You can afford real actors (white men), why settle for garbage?

>>84327711
I would directly adapt the first game. Change up the 3 main missions in the middle with more drama... Perfectly formed act 1 2 and 3

>>84327711
Like honestly, Eden prime + Citidel are absolutly perfect act 1's. Virmire and Ilos are perfect act 3's

i would hire terrence malick to make a superman film. this wouldn't be like regular capeshit though, it would be like an art house film, like tree of life: superman. there would be only one small action scene in the entire movie, and superman would only be in costume for like 5 minutes total. the rest of the movie would focus on clark kents everyday life. there would also be an opening sequence showing how superman got to earth and his home planet destroyed and his life growing up as a kid with powers he doesn't yet know how to control. it would be similar to unbreakable in terms of being a "superhero" movie without really being a superhero movie at all. i think it would be worth it just to see the audiences rage after they went in expecting a regular marvel movie. as for who would actually play superman i dont know, i would like to cast him as just a regular guy, like keanu reeves or juaquin phoenix. other actors i would like to include would be personal favs like Christopher Waltz and Edward Norton. the goal would be for this to be the single most polarizing movie of all time.

i would then use the rest of the money to become emma robert's pusy slave for the rest of my life

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Fund several dozen more transformers movies. But replace the transformers with little girls.

Then do berserk.

>>84327718
cause nazis lost and kill more europeans than jews

>>84327782
>>84327838
for a video game, sure. a blockbuster movie can't switch locations that often without completely killing the pacing. i think you'd have to cut Noveria, Feros, and the mining planet where you find Liara completely. Eden Prime > Citadel > Virmire > Ilos would work, maybe. have to do some serious plot streamlining, and it'd be hard to work in all the party members.

>>84327904
so... you'd make Man of Steel?

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Hire Richard Linklater to make a movie about 20 years of Taylor and Karlie's marriage

>>84327953
Hire the Blue is the Warmest Color guy

>>84327947
The last half hour of MoS was nothing but action though

>>84327947
>so... you'd make Man of Steel?
No. Like I said it would be a lot like Tree of Life or To The Wonder. Basically a Terrance Malick movie that just happens to have superman in it.

>>84328018
okay, but in every other way it completely matches that description.

An adaptation of Front Innocent. So like Gone with the Wind, but with a lot of exposed bush and Eyes Wide Shut style orgies.

>>84326494
Tens of millions, but not a billion.

It was very stupid of Walt to rent a storage space under his own name. Any career criminal aware of his wealth, of which there were several, could have traced it down.

>>84328050
Ok so it would be that I guess but a not shit version. I dont even remember the movie that well, all I remember is Henry Cavil being the worst actor I've ever seen and superman basically killing everyone in New York

>>84328013
You are now aware that with a billion dollars you could get Taylor, or any woman on Earth for that matter, to do any kind of porno you wanted.

XCOM adaptation in the style of Generation Kill.

>>84326308
I'd make a new movie about how I get beautiful gold digging whores to suck my dick and balls in expensive cars while I get fucked up off good drugs.

pay Christina Hendricks to get naked and play with her tits on camera for 40 minutes and release that. then enjoy being a billionaire with the rest of my money

>>84328200

For that kind of you money, you probably could convince them to get knocked up and do live births on camera. Like that could be $400m each.

An extravagant film series adaption of the Hyperion Cantos perhaps?

>>84328165
I'd enjoy watching that.

i would make the shittiest most pretentious arthouse film ever made, literally just something like blades of grass blowing in the wind for an hour and a half. then i would pay all the critics to give it super high reviews and praise it as the best movie ever made. i would sit back and watch /tv/ and all the other psuedo film buffs and film students hail the movie as a great visionary work. they would call anyone who didn't like it a brainlet retard and claim that "they just don't understand it". would be fun

I make a documentary about cocaine addiction by using cocaine every single day for 10 years and filming myself snorting cocaine and talking about cocaine.

>>84327480
dude made it tho

>>84326308
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mandalorian_Wars

It'd probably be a trilogy.

>>84328235

40 minutes? You could pay her to do it for 40 hours, maybe days.

>>84326308
Full adaptation of the Akira manga, not even a weeb. None of that 3d shit either, everything looks just like the books.

>>84326406
>/tv/ - Television & Film

>>84326308
Id make a fast zombie action movie with a white female lead who meets a strong black man in a sporting goods warehouse and they fall in love and find a cure to save the world at the end.

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I've always wanted make a horror movie where people actually get hurt, where the blood and violence and fear is real. Not like Saw, but more like a monster movie, where the creature is chasing the actors around and actually fucking them up.
I'd hire a small crew of people, and pay them all an insane amount of money to let me break thier bones and amputate fingers, toes, arms. There will be an emergency team of doctors and surgeons on the set at all times, the best in the world that money can afford, so the fingers and limbs and wounds could be immediately stitched back up and reattached.
As soon as your scene was over, you'd be awarded an even larger sum than you were originally paid, and live in the lap of pampered luxury for the rest of your life.

How much could I pay you if I wanted to cut off your finger? Break your leg? Stab you?
Everyone has a price, and I think i'd have enough money to make it happen.

>>84326308
Make a Sid Meier's Civilization series, wouldn't go on for longer than 3 or 4 seasons.

In the future the government uses new time technology to transport history's greatest leaders all together to use their greatness to turn Earth into the star planet in their new network of planets, a la The Federation, but instead of giving rise to Earth entering into a golden age and out shining the other alien races, some of the leaders secretly band together in an attempt to conquer the planet, which in turns cuts Earth off from the other races, and forces the remaining world leaders to put aside their differences and attempt to work together to stop the others from their prize.

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>>84328352
A mix of 3d and 2d can look good I think.

>>84326308
honestly i'd just approach some of my favorite directors and offer to fund their dream projects, no questions asked. maybe a boring answer, but it's the truth.

>>84328417
I really hope Ghandi is the main badguy

i would pay amy adams to let me rest my head on her chest and tell her about my lonely life. she would let me cry and let out all my sadness. she would run her fingers through my hair as i tell her about my failures. amy would rock me back and forth, caressing me and telling me everything is going to be ok. she kisses me on the forehead and holds me tight.
i kiss her goodnight as she leaves, thank her for her time and tell her how much it meant to me.
i go to my bed and cover the bed in the rest of the money. i light a cig and take a few puffs before i drop the match on the bed and slowly burn to death.

>>84328432
looks terribad. In motion the way his thumb doesn't have any lining is an eyesore. your eyes constantly see it and you can't just "turn off your brain and enjoy it bro"

>>84327384

you know that the age of consent isn't equal in every country, don't you?
she's legal in some countries

>>84328504
>not just paying the billion dollars to Amy directly so she can strangle you while whispering in your ear "Shhh, it's okay, you can sleep now, mommy loves you"

>>84326308
>X files meets twilight zone meets men in black meets the scp foundation
It's an episodic almost anthology type series about "the conspiracy" from multiple angles. The first episode would follow some fox mulder type digging into "the truth" only to find out its all true, especially the craziest tinfoil bullshit you can think of.
Each episode would kind of jump around to different people in different aspects and facets of the happenings. Have some x files type episodes, but from the side of the agents covering it up before anyone can find something out. Straight twilight zone episodes. Have that one agent that always seems to get assigned the really weird temporal and spatial anomaly cases and as the show progresses he just goes completely off his rocker but they can't get rid of him because he's the only one who ever seems to survive these things. By the end of the series he would be his own relative seven different ways thanks to paradoxes, evil doppelgangers, and time travel duplicates, alternative reality quantum douchebaggery, etc.

Just let the shit get really weird and go off the rails, do some really good and subtle world building and let the continuities build up from that.
Since reality warping, timeline fuckery, and parallel universes are an occupational hazard you've got a free hand to just tell your spooky/creepy/funny/weirdasfuck story.
You could rope in some decent established directors to do little one shots, and give newer directors a chance to be weird and get some exposure.
Maintain a semi regular rotating cast, but keep it flexible so you can put the FOTM guest star or cameo in there easily, or if you can land some prestige actor thats just interested in a chance to break type, or ham it up.
I figure you could maintain a formula of pleb bait episodes to reel the normies in, but use that to earn the right to get fucking weird and artsy fartsy to make the patriciabs and nerds happy.

>>84328513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3T5q-b0ttI

I think it looks neat. I mean it's nowhere near as cool as say Redline or The Thief and the Cobbler, but if you want a smooth animation and high detail you need to compromise somehow unless you're made of money.

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I pay Emma Roberts to beat me up. 50 million for every broken bone.

>>84327663
>Cadillacs & Dinosaurs films.
TAKE ALL OF MY FUCKING MONEY NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

>>84328730
I'm pretty sure she'd do it for free

>>84326308
Get acting lessons, and finance movies for me to start in and direct. But pay myself tens of millions more than normal, so that I can keep the money, and invest it in other stuff.

Also there will be LOTS of sex scenes in my movies. :^)

>>84328417
>In the future the government uses new time technology to transport history's greatest leaders all together to use their greatness to turn Earth into the star planet in their new network of planets, a la The Federation, but instead of giving rise to Earth entering into a golden age and out shining the other alien races, some of the leaders secretly band together in an attempt to conquer the planet, which in turns cuts Earth off from the other races, and forces the remaining world leaders to put aside their differences and attempt to work together to stop the others from their prize.
So literally bill & ted 3.

Tom Cruise as Inqisitor Eisenhorn

It's a crime against humanity that it hasn't happened already but I would rectify that personally.

>>84327904
>An arthouse movie like tree of life
kek

>>84328649
That actually looks much better than I expected. It being used for machines makes it slightly more passable. I'm an old fogey when it comes to anime and prefer everything hand drawn though, imperfections and all.

It does allow for some angles or shots that are nightmarish to do by hand I'll give you that. I could never imagine something like the short "kid's story" from the animatrix as cgi. The angles are hard to do and the sketchiness is a part of the charm of trying to do something so hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39542MK-1gY

>>84328948
what?

A billion is a lot, so I'd fund
>A 20 film adaptation of ASoIaF.
The first books would be largely unchanged. Things after that would be totally different (I'd work in Martin's original 5 year gap between Storm and Feast). I'd also try to kill off fewer characters, and to move onto the second Dance of the Dragons quicker than the books have done. I'd also fund
>A huge series of live-action Evangelion films
which would basically follow the series (not the manga/rebuilds). Shinji and Asuka would be unchanged, though I'd basically bring in the Rei from the rebuilds (where she's a little more human) and I'd keep moving her character forward after the Ramiel battle (which the anime failed to do).

I would create a talk show and hire Jonah Hill as the host. Then I would spend the entire first season of the show inviting pretty young French girls on and having Jonah embarrass them on live television. The season finale would be Jonah inviting that girl that insulted him on, and finally delivering the one line zinger reply he's been coming up with this whole time. The audience explodes into laughter and the world declares Jonah the winner. :D

>>84328942
>Tom Cruise as Inqisitor Eisenhorn

nigga what.

Sean Bean or Sean Pertwee.

8 part live action adaptation of Evangelion
that'll really piss off the kids

>>84326308
A slow paced indie style film. Develop likeable characters and give the audience a "I like this but where is it going?" vibe. Then pull out the biggest well written shocker in all of cinema history. In no way would the advertising or storyline would even hint at what could possibly happen.

>>84328992
>A billion is a lot, so I'd fund
Not really. Pick any two or three recent capeshit films and add up their production budgets (logan and deadpool being the exception with relatively low budgets).
Your avengers, your batmen v supermans, your captain americas, and after marketing they've got a quarter to half billion dollars on the books. Thats why they need to hit the billion dollar mark (or come close) or else its a "flop."

>>84328950
>That actually looks much better than I expected.
I think it's because of combination of competent scene lighting(shading) and a shitload of special effects and post processing. And like you said that the animation techniques and the characters/environment work well together.

>I'm an old fogey when it comes to anime and prefer everything hand drawn though, imperfections and all.
Don't get me wrong, I think painstakingly detailed hand drawn animation is the best thing ever.

>I could never imagine something like the short "kid's story" from the animatrix as cgi.
It's clearly (loosely) rotoscoped though. Not that I mind. I love purposely raw and sketchy animation as long as it's competently done.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_auxiliary_cruiser_Atlantis movie about this...would use mostly australian and german actors with a few american and english actors as well...would be filmed on location in the pacific.

Furst half of It with the sex scene extended by 4 hours, no black kid, and with full penetration.
Bonus features on 7 disc Blu Ray include casting interviews and 16 deleted takes of the big scene with different actresses that ended up recast for the final cut.

Release only in Romania

Aubrey-Maturin adaptation with real ships and pain-staking detail paid to the costumes.

>>84329161
>Then pull out the biggest well written shocker in all of cinema history.
>star wipe to dark room
>Everything is in the shadows except two figures at a table
>Slow push in of man with white flock of seaguls hair holding a masque to his face
>david lynch drops the masque and yells IT WAS ALL A DREEEEEEAM
>smash cut to black
>Gunshot
>credits roll over a scene is a CGI lynch looking dead eyed in the camera holding a smoking gun and panting
>IT WAS ALL A DREAM repeats and echoes over itself over and over
>last credit passes sound stops
>CGI lynch whispers "or is it."
>fin
Sounds great.

>>84326308
>A boy falls in love with a girl.

>Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>84326308
I'm adapting The Lord of the Rings with all the "of its time" problematicness front and centre.

Sam is a simpering little bitch, Gandalf's a war-mongering asshole and the everyone sucks the dick of the Master Race(s).

8 hour miniseries and you'd better believe half of those are going to be landscape shots and Tom Bombadil singing and dancing (the whole thing is a musical like Tolkien wrote).

>>84329673
Just adapt The Last Ringbearer

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>>84326308
A 6 hour Horror anthology based on the works of Junji Ito

Possibly a Blame! Film too

1066, a one-off full series about the events leading up to the Norman conquest of England staring

Bernard Hill as King Edward the Confessor
Russell Crowe as King Harold Godwinson
Christian Bale as King William the Conqueror
Chloe Moretz in a corset as Matilda of Flanders
Mark Hamill as King Harald Hardrada
Mads Mikkelsen as Tostig

I would like slightly younger actors, but I can't really think of any that are worth a damn or would really suit the roles. Maybe Richard Armitage as Godwinson and Tom Hardy as Tostig, move Mads to Harald?

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A live action macross 1 12 episode HBO series.

>>84329808
>Chloe Moretz
lol

>>84329769
>A 6 hour Horror anthology based on the works of Junji Ito
He's great at creepy premises and atmosphere but homeboy can't end a story to save his life.

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I'd produce a docudrama series based on Plutopia but with scientific accuracy (Kate Brown can tell one hell of a human story but she has a high school-level understanding of nuclear physics).

If you haven't read the book, it's an account of the twin histories of the Soviet and American nuclear weapons programmes where the science is almost secondary to the human effort required and the horrors it unleashed from nuclear waste release into the environment.

I'd probably go to VCE since they are pretty well connected to that world.

>>84329919
My favorite beam/missile spam in chinese comic strips.

>>84326308
i would approach auteur directors and offer to fund anything they want, with the caveat that it has to be set in the Star Wars universe.

>>84328276
top kek. i like your thinking mate. that's unironically doable. /tv/ eats every artsy shit up, just look at the twin peaks revival threads, there's a lot self-delusion going on there...

>>84329997
Yeah that's why just having short stories instead of say a 2 hour Uzumaki movie would make more sense

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>>84327508
>>84328992
>>84329152

Please tell me you're going to let Wes direct, he's a huge Evangelion fan.

>>84330123
>Lynch makes his most normie friendly film yet, a romcom set entirely in a Denny's and a house
>at the end, there's a minor incident involving the restaurant and the cops are called. A stormtrooper shows up to take their statements and no one finds it odd
I'd watch it

>>84329960
I think she could pull off that medieval princess look, with the long silk dress and buns on the side of the head. Perhaps Evangeline Lilly or Morena Baccarin would be closer the Bale's age and might work better?

>>84330327
>Lynch makes his most normie friendly film yet
you know Lynch directed a G-rated Disney film in the late 90s, right?

anyway, i think he's one of the few directors who would refuse to do it, no matter how much i paid. the man has his standards, and he fucking hates studio filmmaking.

A 3 hour bio-flick of either Vlad the Impaler or Rasputin.

Breaking Bad: The Hood edition

It's basically a nigga gets cancer, but he don't wanna go with the crew to get some real dolla, so he goes inna bisniss wit his homie from school. Only this nigga MC is a real smart fucker and instinctively knows how to make that crystal the shit (and so on).

Book and period accurate tv adaptations of the IF Bond novels. One book per year till theyre done. Two 2hr episodes per book. Same supporting cast but new actor for Bond each story.

>>84330473
so, The Wire?

fund Mel's Viking epic

>>84330403
Is that the Straight Story you're talking about? Because funnily enough that's actually my favourite Lynch film and one my favourite films of all time
It's too slow-paced for most people though

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>>84326308
I'd make an animated series that's an adaption of the entire Dark Tower series, and I'll make that animation look as good as this picture.

>>84330512
Quite possibly, never seen it before.

If that is just The Wire in a nutshell, then I'd make Vikings: WE edition.

>>84326308
sequel to jumanji
adapt the stand to a movie series
make a neverending story movie trilogy from the book trilogy
no expense spared

spend the rest on morphine

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More Blackadder series, with the original cast.

probably some old beloved franchise, something that there is no reason to reboot but I'll do it anyway. then i'll replace the fan favorite characters and actors with minorities and women. i think they'll like it but it won't matter; the don't have a choice. we really don't need anymore movies about boring old white men anyway.

>>84330610
What would be the setting?

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>>84326308
A bio-flick of John Brown that explores the dynamic between Christianity and radical social liberation.
It could be beautiful if in the hands of the right people

>>84328942
Not Tom Cruise, but fuck it idk, just make a decent Eisenhorn movie. I'd pay you another billion on top of it

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>>84330665
I don't really care. All the settings were good. I suppose you can have one series in modern day London, but just anywhere in history would be great.

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>>84326926
>that webm
Is it supposed to make me as anxious as possible?

>>84330473
There's Formula 51 with Sam Jackson. Not exactly the same thing, but jackson is some genius research chemist that gets busted smoking weed as a kid and can't work anywhere, and instead he winds up working with the mob making drugs. He gets fucked over and has a price on his head so he makes a new wonder drug and pulls a double cross long con kind of thing.
Dipshit forgettable early 00's con movie, also has robert carlyle in it as a drunken fucking englishman.

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>>84330784
I was really disappointed that it didn't fell

I'd unironically spend that budget to get more French/Nip adult animation projects released in the United States under a serious label so kiddos and aspiring artists have an opportunity to explore animation as a mature medium.
Also fund studios to do classic hand drawn cell shaded works.

>.t French weeb

Make lots of cunny movies

>>84330610
>>84330665
>>84330763
Nursing home.

gal gadot to wear sexy panty and make me her pusy slave !

>>84330665
In the english colony on mars in 2075.

>>84331107
Cameo by The Doctor?

I'd make a John Wick series.

except all the characters are little girls

>>84326308
some piece of shit reality or game show. They're cheap as fuck and low effort to produce so I get to keep more of my winnings and more of my time to spend it all.

The complete Malazan series

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
EP 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
EP 13: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo

>>84326308
A limited premium cable series called "Skidmarks", about an American family suffering from incontinence.

>>84331715
>>>/a/

>>84331715
Took you long enough.

>>84331715
>>>/trash/

>>84331715
Already a thing.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

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>>84331715
A boy (Chris Pratt) falls in love with a girl (Jennifer Lawrence).

Unable to ask her to prom, he is gifted by a random man(Morgan Freeman) with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she wants to go down on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his best friend (Seth Rogan), he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After looking on facebook, he finds out that the girl he called using his Samsung Galaxy S7 edge is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this planet at all. She is the girl's robotic alien counterpart (powered by Windows 10), who has fallen in love with the MC's own robotic alien self(Powered by Linux), who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, ACTION ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CGI.

Directed by Guillermo del Toro.

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A redpilled TV serie about the Crusades and the Fall of Byzance following a French/English noble family for centuries.

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>>84331715
FINDS

>>84326308
Dan Simmons' Hyperion.

I would shoot a movie starring me travelling around the world living like a lavish billionaire for maybe 20 years or so, slap it all together at like 15x speed and call it a day.

call it boyhood 2

Book of the new sun directed by a resurrected Tarkosvky

>>84327508
Dude, just make it the best stop motion film ever. You'd make Anno proud.

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>>84326308
A good Movie Version of Dark Tower.

Or a TV series about how the Gunslinger met his Companions and the Journey to the Tower.

But i guess i can flush that Hope down the drain.

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>>84326308
Fidget Spinners The Series
It would be a series about competitive fidget spinning and the drama behind the scenes.

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>>84326308
i would go to /tv/ and ask them to write a script.

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Full adaptions of the Illiad and the Odyssey.

The money means a creative vision/adaption unaffected by executive meddling or worries of popular appeal. It could be several hours long like classical epic movies such as Laurence of Arabia or Ben Hur. I'd use lots of practical effects and make the setting so insanely detailed it'd but LOTR and Fury Road to shame.

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>>84326308
10 part mini series about elric of melnibone
I'd make it grimdark as fuck though, with some kickass music by mortiis or something like that

>>84333324
If i ever see someone with one of these im going to slap it out of their fucking hands and masturbate to completion on them.
I don't even know what they are but I fucking hate them.

>>84326308
spend maybe 20m to buy the rights to the thing prequell and re-release it with the majority of the CGI removed.

>>84333457
Hell, I'd watch something like that. I love the Odyssey.

>>84333457
Sounds cool, like those old epics that get better over time.

>>84326308
a band of brothers type show set in the vietnam war

>>84333457
>Full adaptions of the Illiad and the Odyssey.
>Several hours
Shit man thats like 800 pages of dense as fuck stuff with 10 times as much annotation needed to put it all in context.
I'd be down for it, but you'd need a miniseries or three to pull it all off.

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>>84326308
give KyoAni a billion dollars for more anime tbqh

>>84326308
the Mistborn trilogy

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>>84333763
Done. But only if the opening credits are set to "Some folks are born..." by chicago.

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>>84326926
>webm

>>84326629
Can someone please respond to this.

>>84332198
I'd watch it.

>>84332453
Boyhood 2: the Manboyhood

4 part infinite jest movie

>>84335194
would Infinite Jest even work as a movie? would have to be a LOT of monologue.

>>84326308
I'd "remake" the Oprah show, and make some old fat asian bitch in blackface the host.

>>84326308
>adaptions
I'd do A:TLA the right way. And a homestuck adaption, because it would be challenging and very unique even if it turned out to be shit.

I'd also do a very high-budget live-action pokemon movie. It would eat up allot of the 1 billion I imagine. Modern CGI, pacing, etc. I'd actually cast children too, not 21 year-olds playing 17 year-olds as anyone from Hollywood would do. MissingNo make a cameo, but the main story would revolve around Mew / Mewtwo.

Oh, and an adaption of King's The Long Walk. Very low budget, simple story, and dialogue-focused.


>original ideas
It would take allot to get into, but basically Donnie Darko but with a plot twice as complex that actually made sense.


>>84326406
fpbp

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Hire a small army of hitmen to take out every Jew in Hollywood and Disney. All movies will become better.

I would have Sam rami remake spider-man but make it a meme version. Every racist copy pasta would be inserted into the script and it would have hours of footage of Spiderman failing to save people on 9/11

>>84326308
Superhero movies so I can make even more money.

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>>84326308
Naked Lunch

Make a full length film comprised of animated shorts of each section of the novel. Heavy on jazz. Essential acid-core arthouse.

Malazan Cinematic Universe

>>84338864
it's not possible to do it in a compelling way, imo

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>>84326308
Fire safety training film

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Remake Event Horizon and remake The Black Hole.

Pay Christina Hendricks, Bryce Dallas Howard and Taylor Swift to make a porn with the biggest black cocks I can find.

>>84326308
I'd remake Lord of the Rings with an all Black cast it will be more successful than Avatar.

>>84326308
I would hire ISIS to kidnap and torture the Kardashians and have them stream it live

>>84327718
>faggot nazi dicks
>All of those movies are gay porn.

The Battle of Vienna? Byzantium? That's nazi now?

Israel bombing USS Liberty is just established fact.

Gayest thing on his list is the Freddy vs Jason vs Ash fanwank.

Blood Meridian miniseries

Rasputin epic

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Make a trilogy of Atlas Shrugged films with each having a budget of $150 million and having an A list cast.

That or BioShock.

I would do a proper World War Z adaptation, on Netflix or HBO. Anthology style, like the book. Every episode would start the frame narrative of the UN guy interviewing the subject, just like the book. Probably get good 8 episodes out of it. The story I would have most fun directing personally would probably be the Japanese NEET and his harrowing escape from his apartment block.

>>84342028
>either anarcho-capitalist propaganda
>or a story that's explicitly critical of anarcho-capitalism
what

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I would make two billion dollars.

>>84342079
I like the stories, mainly. Too many people take Atlas Shrugged waaay too seriously.

>>84342197
are you fucking serious dude

>>84326564
>>84340654
go back to /pol/estine, faggot

i lose the billion dollars in a tragic boating accident

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>>84342224

>>84326308
Napoleonic wars or Punic wars

>>84326308
I'd make a movie about the Battle of Vienna. An unlikely coalition of European Christian nations BTFOing the Ottoman hordes led by a grade A charismatic but stupid asshole who knew he was dead if he lost. Featuring a colorful cast of characters and the largest cavalry charge in human history. Seriously read about it, it'd make an incredible movie. Plus it's timely, imagine the glorious controversy. I'd use local actors for most/all the roles (Turkish, Polish, Austrian etc.) and have them speaking their native languages. Would use classical/traditional music from each of the countries (lucky Austrians). Then after it was a smash hit that made the money back 4-6 times over I'd invest a ton, start some companies, make more movies etc.

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>>84326308
make Twin Peaks:The Return good

>>84326406
this

>>84326308
Shot 4 shot remake of TDKR exept I cast Christopher Walken as Bane.

>>84326308
The whole tale of Gilgamesh, just to piss off all people from abrahamic religions.

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Standalone CIA origin story

>>84326308
Have Rob Zombie remake Nosferatu

We're makin' Fallout. We're adaptin' the first game. We're gettin' the guy that did the puppets/animatronics for The Fifth Element to do with Supermutants/ghouls/Harold.

>>84327660
Kek

Then I'll make Fallout 2. It's the more epic story.

I had an idea for a movie but whats his name did it with american ultra. I enjoyed it. Mine would be more artistic though

>>84328276
I like the idea. But I think it would be more interesting to hire incredibly competent actors, directors, and talent in general for a movie with a premise that might be good but done horribly with a lot of artsy nonsense. In fact hire writers to do half of the movie extremely well and end it terribly
The best premise I can think of immediately is some pseudo intellectual film where the President discovers his living in a fake reality like the matrix but there is no central controller and he is the most powerful man in it. And then just let it devolve into garbage. Christopher Nolan would of course be consulted often along with Zachary Snyder

>>84342795
You wouldn't really piss people off by the idea itself. You would have to advertise it as
>The true story of the flood
>Noah was a lie

A fucking good slasher film and release it in Hallowen.

>>84332198
The call that saved cinema.

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>>84328581

>>84326308
HBO presents: The Bible

>>84343361
Genesis alone could be an entire series
There is so much great shit in there

>>84326308
something edgy with a soundtrack ripped from the 90's. Think a modern Natural Born Killers/Falling Down.

A movie documenting traveling around the world and seeing how much shit you can buy using a billion
This would mostly be in third world countries just to see how much people will give you for that amount of money that are desperate

>>84328276
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_b3uc7tg2so

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>>84326308
>finance your own show or movie
Movie I would reboot The Shogun of Harlem with an all white cast. Tom Cruise would Sho'nuff. Leroy would be Zac Efron. I'm still on the fence for parents of Leroy.
TV Show would be a sci fi show where people (white/westerners) flee the planet to live on Mars. Earth ends up all jacked up. Mars sends colony ships out to solar systems that meet a certain threshold. We'll run into different characters and people. Once in awhile we run across a planet with native possible sentient life and conquer it. It'll show the struggle of the colonists while they purge those new homes of it's former occupants.

An HBO Documentary limited series on the creation of DOOM and ID Software based on that Masters of Doom book.

Use the remaining $990 million to fund John Carmack's next project.

>>84326308
Metal Men show for the CW, same universe as Arrow and Flash. Will Magnus creates the Metal Men, inspired to have heroes like the Flash and Green Arrow for his own city, but also to improve upon them.

Due to an error in their final stages of coming line, malfunctions in their Responsometers causes "personality flaws" that make them less than ideal heroes.

Gold, the heroic team leader type, is often distracted from the task at hand in order to praise his team mates and often over complicates tasks by attempting to make it a "team effort" requiring all of the metal men.

Iron, a strong man type, is brave to a fault, often getting himself nearly destroyed and needing to be repaired. He is easygoing and actively keeps himself away from infighting.

Lead, a durable but bulky Metal Man is Iron's partner in crime when it comes to getting in fights. He's not very bright and often volunteers for important tasks without fully understanding them.

Tin, a smaller and caring Metal Man, suffers from major self-esteem problems.

Mercury, more fluid and transforming than the other Metal Men, is a hothead and part-time scheming asshole.

Platinum, a female Metal Man who is hopelessly in love with Will Magnus, who is oblivious to her sexual advances at a state almost laughable due to being too preoccupied with trying to fix the Metal Men.

Lastly, there is Copper, another female Metal Man who is often forgotten. Not wanting to cause too much trouble, she doesn't do much to stand out or seem hurt by this. This aspect leads to her often being the savior of the team, when she has shown up later to a botched mission, or has been forgotten by a villain in their efforts to dismantle the group.

Their arrival is well received but draws the attention of Magnus former teacher, Dr. Morrow, who brings about foes such as Platinum Man, Missile Man and Chemo in a vain attempt to test his former pupil and prove the Metal Men are too flawed to be heroes.

A trilogy of films based upon Ayn Rand's acclaimed "Atlus Shrugged", but with a twist.

The twist being I never read the book, and will refuse to, and instead make a series based upon what I think it may be about from it's title.

>>84342812
This but a sequel that shows him survivng. Show that he is indeed the brother of Slade Wilson, aka Deathstroke and feature him recruiting the likes of Rainbow Rider, Clock King, Kite Man, The Eraser, Polka-Dot Man and Condiment King to take down The League of Assassins.

>>84343817
I do this now when i talk to people about the book.

a drizzt do'urden trilogy. homeland, exile, sojourn.

>>84334743
It's a good effort, but I personally wouldn't even bother with Marvel Television. It's already too much of a dumpster fire and it's strained relationship with the MCU as a whole doesn't help.

I'd rather make some Marvel content not tied to that, such as some great animated features, akin to the DC ones from the 2008's before Bruce Timm stepped down and it all became New52 retellings.

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1 billion dollars and a trilogy about this book,

Cadillac's & Dinosaurs Cinematic Universe

Crossbones Gundam Anime.

Made with hand drawn and hand painted cells, to the standard of high budget ova/movies of the 80s or 90s.

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>>84343988

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Blame! Trilogy + Biomega movie + Abara short with the most advanced CGI possible. I would specifically want Abara to have a ludicrous amount of money poured into the action scenes.

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I would make a tv series based on the novel Against the Day by Thomas Pynchon(realy any Pynchon novel) propably it would be 12seasons long but it doesnt matter
Shot entirely in film
The parts about the Chums of chance would be shot as a form of cinematic Pastiche recalling movies from the 30s .

The adventures of the Traverse family would be shot in the style of True detective to the point in the narrative where they scatter along the earth and from there on each character would be dealt acordingly just to retain the distinctive style of some major parts of the book

I would spare no minute explaining the math ,the bilocation and especialy the ending just like the book.

>>84328861
Wait is that really plot of bill and Ted 3?

>>84326308
A billion dollars could make one hell of a hot porno

>>84344803
Live action tentacle and futa. Using the best practical and computer effects.

TV series of Harry Potter

Now I have 10 billion dollars

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>>84343988
directed by George R. R. Martin

>>84326926
>it worked
Well fuck me sideways.

>>84343872
>Cut to near the end of TDKR
>Bane is propped against a wall, slowly dying
>Hears a familiar voice
>CIA:"You once asked me why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane"
>[CIA leans in close to Bane's ear]
>CIA: [whispered] "Because they can survive the fall"

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>>84326926

>>84326926
>that webm

damn niggers can be pretty impressive

>>84330671
I hope you recreate the scene where he takes the Armory and expects the niggers to rise up and throw off their chains, but they do nothing and he dies holding his dick in his hand.

Some sort of translation of Star Wars into World War Two, but without too much fantasy elements and some experimental technology. I just want to use George Williams soundtrack over some natzis if you're giving me a billon

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>>84348109
Pretty sure Hollywood is already on it

>>84326308
Single mom just trying to make it in a man world.

>>84326308
HBO prestige drama about the late 12th century Norman invasion of Ireland

>>84341521
This. But I would rather have a 4 hour movie.

>>84348109
I'd watch

>>84345317
Quality post

>>84326308
40k

Season 4 of Twin Peaks.

Dark and gritty take on an Earthbound movie. Packed with Nintendo easter eggs.

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>>84326308

A live action version of the Dandy comic strip Desperate Dan.

The twist is it is now set in the Judge Dredd universe and after the rape and murder of Aunt Aggie Dan has lost his mind and wanders the Cursed Earth in search of vengeance and cow pie.

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The Paizuri Cinematic Universe

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>>84326308

>"Its unfilmable"
>"It cant be done"

>>84326308
I would take one of the good comics based off the Aliens franchise, and make it into a movie, instead of a pile of shit that has Ripley shoehorned into it

>>84326308
a porn movie, starring me fucking all the best porn stars and virgins I can get until I literally die. Kinda like a sexy truman show

>>84327722
>ctrl-f: stargate
good lad.
also make the movies that got shelved.

>>84326308
I'd make the best action movie ever made Neon Blades

Keep saying Avatar 2 is coming and spend all the money on other shit

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>>84342622
You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.

TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad, and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...

I will tell you one thing, /tv/: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.

>>84326308
Kemono Friends season 2 with the half the budget. I'd spend like $3 yet make another billion in the process.

>>84349345
but it is

>>84326308
>What will you adapt? What original ideas will you come up with?
A Twin Peaks Season 3, one that wouldn't suck.

I'd make a film about the battle of Leipzig or something, half that budget would be going to extras, equipment and training.

I'd create a Burn Notice style show in which 6 criminals perform heists. Set up the main heist at the end of Episode 1 and then the rest of the season is gathering supplies, engaging in smaller crimes to fund or gather information on the main heist.

I say Burn Notice style because i liked that shows procedural nature and narration.

Some Gundam / Legend of the Galactic Heroes space epic where man is in control of our solar system but tech is still pretty low on the sci-fi totem pole.

>>84327909
so this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOW8bdritCk

there are two short I have seen, it getting attention. But we all knew this would come someday. Go, Transforming Girls!
First to full length adaption goes down in history regardless of quality.

>>84346092
Beautiful

>>84349345
It's not unfilmable, it would just be a boring movie of two people talking.

>>84326308
Battletech with a focus on the political machinations and a strict firing policy for anyone who wants to abridge the word D&D style.

>>84326308
I would fund a complete tiered market franchise based on my original story idea, as only my insanity could bring forth such a complete and complex monolith entertainment entity.

The problem is the good stuff get dragged on to the point of being bad, and the innovate bad stuff gets canceled before it can be good.
Also you can never make everyone happy at the same time.

So the obvious solution is to break it down into parts, and do each part properly, with no additional parts added afterwards.

While the franchise would be original, and independent as it could be. I would take some core lessons Star Trek and Digimon, as both did some things very well. Star Trek worked hard to set rules, yes they didn't alway follow them, but they did far better then most. And Digimon for being crack level addicting by proper market targeting almost defining the cash grabbing gimmick. Star Wars and Marvel are kind of this, Marvel actully getting better at this, but they developed into it over a long time, by making and adding parts over time. My project would make all the parts and test secretly, and once done then slowly release it. Of course this would mean over a decade of behind closed door development and a huge investment the likes of which non would dare, but I got a billion dollars and humanity needs a uniting franchise.

So basically my goal is to bringing back the magic of Elvis, in a massive multi market Sci-Fi franchise that can survive in our new information age. (and of course that includes a side series of soild cyber punk)

I'd pick up Kanye West's puppet show/comedy show.

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Mad Max tv series

>Amputee Jousting
>Gay black amputee gets teleported to the past
>stumbles upon a magical stone that creates a lance from his stump'd leg
>bands with a muslim wizard, a latina lesbian and a chinese bisexual
>fights off a medieval version of nazis that oppresses non normal beliefs
>final boss is cis blonde female that can summon the other lance which is the counter to the protags
>final battle occurs during hurricane katrina

>>84328401
>cut off your finger?
This would easily be the most expensive, even if your standby doctor can assure me it can be reattached perfectly - it'd need to be enough for me to retire on and live in easy comfort, something like 5 million dollars. I play video games and type and stuff man, I need all my fingers. Shit, I'd rather lose a foot than a single finger.

>Break your leg?
A couple ten thousands, maybe a hundred thousand or two. (assuming medical bills are taken care of)

>Stab you?
Depends on where - the area that gets stabbed can still be painful/ache months or years after it's healed, especially if it's an area that moves a lot. Probably between 500k to 2 million and I'd do it.

Everybody posts, nobody reads: The Series.

It would be really cool and "meta" the kids would love it.

>>84326308
Star Trek TNG animated series, with full cast voices.

>>84351234

KYS

>>84327437
Someone's been installing sex mods into Fallout New Vegas

>>84327437
>>84332547
>>84327394
the true kino answers

100% accurate adaptation of Blood Meridean

>>84353870
pay mel gibson to direct it

I'd buy all the slasher villains rights and make a Slasher Cinematic Universe where my retarded fanfic written when I was 15 is the script.
Everything is autistically canon, except for Jason Goes to Hell, and it takes place after FvJ.

>Some nut wants to continue Herbert West's research, kidnaps Jason's body from the Crystal Lake Research Facility and brings him back, he goes on a murder spree. Ends with him accidentally participating on Freddy's resurrection.
>Freddy torments a new batch of teenagers, testing out his new form. In the end it's revealed this was all to get closer to Mia (previously Ash), who's now trapped in a mental asylum.
>Mia is tormented by Freddy and forced to go after the Necronomicon, she returns to the cabin to look for it. The police arrive to pick her up, someone finds and plays the tape, etc... Mia gets the chainsaw arm and manages to fight Freddy in the dream realm. She keeps the book and tells him to come after her.
>Freddy vs Jason vs The Evil Dead is the Phase One finisher. Basic stuff, Mia finishes Jason and throws him in the lake, Freddy gets sucked into another realm where he meets Pinhead, big flashy ending
It only gets worse from here, Jason eventually has to fight Michael Myers, Leatherface gets in a chainsaw battle with Mia, Freddy and Pinhead play an interdimensional game of chess, Chucky fights Leprechaun, it's great.

>>84353802
^DESU I'd take the billion dollar and make an adaptation of New Vegas. A miniseries perhaps, or a one season series. Include the storylines of all the DLCs too.

Give me ideas for preferred actors and their roles.

I'll make a miniseries called "I got a billion dollars and all you got was another shitflick from Uwe Boll" for two million max and keep the rest.

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>>84354543

>>84326308
20 seasons tv show about white genocide

every episode is a black guy fucking a white girl, for a whole 20 seasons white boys try to fight white genocide but get fucked by black men and government.

All of them have unstimulated sex scenes. The show ends with all the women being with a black men and their babies, and showing that earth has achieved world peace.

>>84326308
fuck off lazy jew writer, get your own ideas

>>84354579
It's good because 50% of them are the original cast
great Vulpes cast tho

>>84353729
Don't be such a sensitive little bitch. I like the speaker of the dead books, but they're literally nothing but dialogue and exposition.
The big action scene is miro trying to jump the fence, or the mob of villagers that burn some trees down.
It doesn't translate into an interesting cinematic experience.

>>84326308

Prestige Oscar bait epic about General Joseph Stilwell, played by Billy Bob Thorton.

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>>84354454
Nice

>>84326308
Full remake of the Dark Knight Rises with every role filled by CIA and the films story changed to focus solely on him as both antagonist and protagonist

Metal Gear Solid 2, split in to two films

Tanker chapter

Bomb disposal chapter

Revelation chapter

>>84326308
Star Trek but slightly more realistic

>>84327660
this is the only correct answer

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I would do adapt the greatest work of literary fiction and give it the series it deserves.

>>84326308
ctrl-f "udder insanity"
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you're slipping /tv/

>>84329997
>but homeboy can't end a story to save his life
so you're saying he's Japanese, are you

>>84342172
dear god you would

>>84354579
Want

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>>84326308
The Greatest Story Never Told - The Anime

>>84355243
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