NEW PLINKETT REVIEW. IT'S HERE https://www.youtube.com

>>84322778
Best Plinkett

These guys really should start reading their comment sections.

I get the joke here but I don't think their fans are laughing very hard.

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>same joke. again.

>>84322822
>These guys really should start reading their comment sections.
Clearly they do. And the people sperging out over these are exactly why they keep making them.

the fact that people are for some reason getting angrier every time they do this is why the joke is still funny

I don't know why they're doing it but I'm glad people are upset about it.

>>84322980
that's exactly why they're doing it

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>>84322778
>they're trying to kill their channel

>>84323031
with no suvivors

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>>84322778
We should report the videos for trying to game the Youtube monetization system with their blank screens

Best of the worst tansformers 5

screencap this

>>84323031
they read the copypastas and realized it's for the best

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>>84323031
are they?

Not even clicking.
Yesterday I pulled my patreon money of $50 a month too.

So glad I did.

I remember them using those noises in one of the earlier HitB episodes as Mike was explaining some flick, anyone remembers which one? It was pretty amusing.

>>84323102
If these two Canadians dress up like all the RLM guys and sit around the table using shitty camera tricks, I would laugh my ass off.

they are running this shit into the ground like they did with Rogue One

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>19k$ a month

>>84323217
and much like with rogue one, it continues to make people mad

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>>84323148
you shouldn't have been giving internet movie neckbeards $50 a month in the first place

What's next fakeout, lads?
>Best of the Worst
>Best of the Worst (Wheel of the Worst)
>Best of the Worst (Plinketto)
>Nerd Crew
>Pre-Rec
>Pre-Rec Livestream
>Gamestation
>Quick Cuts (?)
>The Dude-Bros
>The Grabowskis
>Monkey Man

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>>84322778
>releasing a re-run of the very same video that sent half your subscribers into a frenzy
bold move, Cotton

>>84322822
They're weeding out the autists who make the same joke on every video.

>>84323148
>$50 a month

I hope you're memeing you fucking retard.

I get the 'joke', they're making us as sick of these videos as they are of Transformers. They're going to make 5 of them.

Wow, haha. Clever. Artistic. Bold.

>>84323261
I hope all of them

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>>84323148
>$50 a month

>>84323261
I could see a Nerd Crew working well. Get all the toys lined out in front to really sell it.

>>84322951
>I'm feeling so superior for not reacting normally (or at least pretending not to)
This is how a plebbit RLM drone mind works guys.

>>84323261
Scientist Man Explains

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They're getting absolutely savaged in the comments. Is this the beginning of the end for them?

>>84322951
This may sound great but don't they run a patreon?

>>84323391
getting upset is reacting normally?

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>>84323427
this only makes it more delicious

>>84323427
Their commenters have been making the same 'jokes' on their videos for years.
It's about time RLM took them down a peg.

>>84322822
The comments is full of reddit tier meme spouters. This is their audience and they will continue to do the same thing because those meme spouters pay their rent.

>>84323427
You realize they KNEW the type of comments they would get right? That's what makes it actually funny.

>>84323427
>youtube commenters repeat RLM's jokes over and over again on every video
>RLM makes the same joke over and over again
>youtube commenters get upset about RLM repeating jokes
Fucking KEK

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>>84322778
It went from being annoying, to mildly amusing, to actually funny.

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Is this the end of RLM?

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>>84323427

>>84323427
>I got it the first time
>I think you guys have been overusing this joke a bit
>kind of getting old guys

ABSOLUTELY SAVAGED

How can they recover?

PLEASE STOP DOING THE SAME JOKE GIVE ME CONTENT I WANT IT I NEED IT

>>84323568
>>84323614
>wow the vocal minority of our show is retarded, let's call them out by shitting on every single viewer!

Retarded logic, I hope there's more than that.
Shitting on people that give you 19 grand a MONTH is never a good idea.

>>84322778
oh wow guys they really caught me off guard this time

always thought RLM couldnt fuck up because they have great banter but this is just sad

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>>84323261

>>84323749
Good thing nobody on this site is retarded enough to actually give them money.

>>84323808
... right? Right, guys?

Guise?

>>84323749
How are they "shitting on every single viewer?"
What is so fucking bad about these joke videos.

based RLM making redditors cry

I dislike every Youtube video I watch. And b4 you say yeah but they still get the monetization from you watching. Nah senpai, Adblocker on all the way. Boom

>>84323296
How will they get patreon bucks if that do that

>20 thousand per month from Patreon
>40 thousand per month from Youtube ad revenue
>30 thousand per month from merchandise
>Huge single time payments for shilling from various studios
>Produce 30 seconds of unfunny content reusing the same joke over and over, followed by one hour of black screen
Are RLM fans/apologists the biggest cucks in the world?

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>lazy joke receives negative feedback
>b-but that's what makes it funny bro!

Is this what RLMcucks actually believe?

>>84323148
>$50 a month
A well deserved (You)

>>84323391
>Acting normally
Do aspies really think they are normal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJEvhi2OlEY

>>84323427
We've seen this pattern of behavior before.

Mike gets called out on one of this shitty opinions, or gets called out in the comments by his fans, and he attacks them for having the "wrong" opinion.

This also reeks of Jack, who monetized three long videos and cashed in on viral rage.

>>84322822
On the contrary, the joke is consistent with a style of RLM humour and their fans should not expect anything else

>>84323391
>being overacting autist is reacting normally

>>84323749
>Shitting on people that give you 19 grand a MONTH is never a good idea.

They only have themselves to blame for giving out money to strangers.

>>84323987
When will he come back online?

>>84323943
>>40 thousand per month from Youtube ad revenue
source?
>>30 thousand per month from merchandise
Source?
>>Huge single time payments for shilling from various studios
Source?

>>84323987
who would win
Mike"third reich" Stoklasa vs Jon "kill the niggers" Jafari

>>84322778
whoa they've really ran out of material

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>>84323955
the truth is, the fans are the real joke here. Based RLM is exploiting those mindless drones

>>84324039
He will livestream the day of the rope

>>84323872
>Pocket 20k
>Produce 4 minutes of content for a "joke"
>Well, here goes your content for the month! Enjoy!
>What do you mean not worth 20k? MAKING YOUTUBE VIDEOS IS HAAARD! GIVE US MORE MONEY!

>It comments on how Hollywood just use the same ideas again and again
>It comments on how their fan just spout the same one-liners again and again
>It teases a Best of the Worst with the two Canadians
>RedLetterMedia always had a healthy dose of antihumor in it

Why are you guys so mad. We're getting a video a week for months now. You think we won't get any this week because of those short videos?

Jesus christ.

>Their sub count is actually decreasing

LMAO

>>84324190
>IT'S JUST TOO DEEP FOR YOU!!!

RLMcucks are sad

>>84323749
I'm one of their viewers, and I'm loving this shit.

it works on so many levels. It makes fun of all you autists who use RLM as online friend simulator, it makes fun of all the stupid memeing fucks who spend all their time just mindlessly parroting out lines that someone much funnier than they will ever be said, and it makes fun of the movies themselves for being the exact same garbage over and over with the same sound effects.

It's so deep and rich. So many layers.

>>84323987 Ashley Burch let herself go...

>>84324173
How long do you think a month is, anon?

>>84323749
>this joke is not to my personal taste, therefore they are shitting on every viewer
Why are anti-RLM such easily triggered faggots?

>>84324010
>thinking, rightfully, that this is getting boring, and not funny is overracting
Thanks again to prove my point, this is just to make you, redditor, feel so superior and smug by making fun of the people who think normally... Actually that's a very liberal way of thinking there.

>>84323955
>lazy joke receives negative feedback
>from lazy disgusting artists who deserve to be shit on
>the lazy joke makes fun of them for being such obnoxious pricks
Stay assmad.

>>84324093
You can check socialblade for their ad revenue. They've talked about merch figures on a PreRec stream, I'm not gonna bother looking it up but you can if you want(and I didn't even mention all the money they make from donations/subscribers on PreRec btw). The shilling is very obvious from their videos, but of course they're not gonna disclose how much they get.

>>84324173
Why do you assume this is the "content for the month"?
And what if they go a month making no videos?

>>84324173
So are you just going to ignore all the real videos they made this month?

I can't even imagine getting this butthurt over a joke.

>>84324316
>shitting on the people that fund you

When you put it like that I guess they do deserve it.

>>84322822
That's the point ye idiot

>>84324263
approximately 29.53 days

>>84323427
>I got it the first time
If you're upset by them upsetting idiots who click every "epic" rant videos about Transformers, who only get more miffed every time they do this, then you clearly didn't get it the first time. These are the exact same people who hated the first video and are just trying to hide their butthurt.

>>84324173
>Best of the Worst: Hollywood Cop
>Did RLM Invent Slenderman?
>Half in the Bag: The Mummy
>Pre Rec: Strafe
>Half in the Bag: Wonder Woman
So are you just going to ignore all these in order to complain about that Patreon that you most definitely don't even contribute to in the first place?

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>>84323148
>$50 a month

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Ok...can someone give me quick rundown what is happening here?

>>84322778
Best plinkett's content since the episode I review. Not joking.

>>84323148
I halved mine each video, not sitting at just $30.

>>84324447
except i don't care about transformers i will just watch anything these fuckers shit out

I've now reported RLM's last three videos to Youtube for violation of their terms of service for creating fraudulent thumbnails and trolling blank screen videos.

Enjoy your ban from Youtube, Red Letter Media.

>>84324486
They posted a fake review and people got more mad than expected. So they did it again, which lead to people being butthurt that they did it twice while trying to downplay their previous bootyblasting. So they did it again.

>>84324486
They're crashing their channel with no survivors.

>>84324492
found the Rogue One fanbabby

>>84322841
>not realizing its your reaction that makes this funny

>>84323994
Oh shut the fuck up you triggered pussy.

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>>84324438
>>84324376
>Can't even reply correctly

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>>84324190
>literally contemporary 'art' made by a youtube channel
Wow so deep, I'm feeling so superior for liking it and laughing at all those raging plebs

>>84324561
>Imagine being is asshurt
I would just end it, tbqh.

>>84324486
Comedy kino

>>84323427
>They're getting absolutely savaged in the comments. Is this the beginning of the end for them?

These people would probably be even angrier if they realized they are the entertainment being sold. This is why they do this, because these morons and losers exist.

>>84324310
normal people have more interesting things to do than being triggered by 20 seconds videos on Youtube. Also
>I'm RLM fan
>I hate smug assholes
does not compute

>>84324173
this

>Be me
>Don't find this video funny
>YT comments don't think it's funny
>Come here

>"LOL OMG SO MUCh RAGE FROM AUTISTS IN COMMENT SECTION SO MUCH RAGE I'M SO SMART FOR LIKING THIS XD"

>>84322778
>mr.redditkett

yeah fuck off

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>>84323148
It makes sense. If you're stupid enough to give them 50$/month you are stupid enough to get mad about a fucking joke.

>>84324763
>>84324764
>>84324630
>>84324561

furente

>>84322778

I wish more reviewers would do this. I imagine Ebert at a certain point would have done this.

>>84324779
>>84324798
>not finding something unfunny funny is being mad
K, is that all you got?

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>RLM has been sort of mediocre lately
>do le ironic nerd podcasts over and over again to spite the 6 people who disagreed with them
>spam my inbox with the same unfunny joke video
All I need to unsub desu.

>>84323943
The ones who don't care or defending them are NOT patrons you fucking moron.

>That'll show those pesky commenters making the same jokes over and over again!

I don't get it. Youtube commenters don't get twenty thousand dollars from donations and don't have 500k subscribers expecting quality content from them.

Is that new Transformer movie so bad that RLM become this assblasted?

>>84324943
It's kino.

>>84324880
That's not even the joke. The joke is that the Transformers movies are uninspired and literally the same shitty product over and over again.

>>84324561
I did too lol

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>>84324880
>RLM
>expecting quality content

>>84324858
holy shit you just won't stop :^)

>>84323921
epic dude XD

>All these RLM fanboys getting assblasted that we don't like something their idols created

>>84322778
Mildly disappointed the bearded Canadian didn't put on the voice

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>>84324880
>putting out a few joke videos to troll people before they release their real content is stealing from subscribers

>>84325031
see? in fact that's you who absolutly needs to think "we're mad", so you can feel so smug... that's all

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Imagine if you went to the cinema, paid for a ticket, sat down, and got 2 hours of blank screen. Playing a "joke" on your audience is not a joke; giving low-effort content to your audience, the same audience that allows you to exist, is not a joke. But what's most pathetic is that this no-content is actually the same quality as their regular content. RLM is really shit - their "reviews" consists of surface-level observations and spewing baseless opinions, their humour is cheap meta-irony and current-events regurgitation, and they all have shit taste save for the occasional Jay-Josh combo (Lynch, etc). They can't make film, they don't even understand film. Mike is a loser, his hair is greying, and he's fat; fat people aren't deserving of respect. And so what this comes down to is that RLM shouldn't exist as a entity in any shape or form. So what the fuck is wrong with the spewing manchild and underage fanbase that supports them with 34k/month with Patreon and merch? /v/ should be nuked from this site.

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>>84325065
>still replying
>"i-i-m not m-m-mad i swear"

>>84325063
When did i say anything about stealing? It's still not funny.

>>84325127
But no one payed for this.
You can watch the first 30 seconds and close the tab. They just released 4 videos this month is that is what whoever pays them is worried about.

>>84325127
Transformers 5 would be better as a blank screen

>>84323921
you're still helping them. Doing ANYTHING while on the video, liking, disliking, copying, commenting, what have you, references the video better on the site, because the site registers that has controversial. Many channels go out of their way to try to get dislikes, because while they work less well than likes, if your video can stir up a lot of discussion and likes or dislikes, then your video will be referenced better and get even more likes/dislikes/views/comments.

So congratulations. You played yourself.

>>84325127
>paying money to see a movie in a movie theater is exactly the same as clicking on a free video on youtube
Holy shit, you're a fucking moron.

>>84325193
>no one payed for this

Aside from all the people who payed for this.

>>84324585
>not realizing that the fact that there are people who give them money and found this shit makes this funny

>>84325127
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

>>84325262
are you talking about Patreon? Because it sounds like you have no clue what Patreon is. Nobody payed for this, dumbass.

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Do these butt blasted kids actually want to see a review about transformers?

I think RLM made it bretty clear what they think about the movies when they watched them first 3 at the same time

Seriously why would anyone expect them to do a review on it??

>>84325262
Keep reading.

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>>84325262
people who give money on patreon deserve to lose it. it's literally gambling but with no return.

>>84325193
>>84325262
PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID PAID

>>84325411
Oh fuck off.

>Imagine if you went to the cinema, paid for a ticket, sat down, and got 2 hours of blank screen.
Now I get it. People are pissed because they actually watched the whole one-hour of black screen, patiently waiting for a real content.

>>84325277
>not realizing there is no direct way to pay them for this specific set of videos/jokes so the point is moot

>>84322778

fucking kek

>>84323148
The highest tier is $15, you fucking moron.

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>>84325313
Then why not just make actual content instead of "lol we sure pranked you stupid viewers! we have nothing but utter contempt for you, our audience, who allow us to lead our parasitical lifestyle where we don't have to get a real job and can just remain non-contributing zeroes for the rest of our lives". oh, right, because that would actually require work instead of just whipping up a 30 seconds video for a quick cash in.

>>84325440
>clicking on a free video is the same as paying to watch a movie
??

Thanks Mike

>>84325193
>But no one payed for this.
People literally do pay, and if not with money, with their time. How pretentious do they have to be to think their low-effort gimmick videos are deserving of views? If they actually cared about producing quality content, they wouldn't upload such tripe to publicly.
>They just released 4 videos this month
A whole $8.5k a (shitty) video. Money well spent, I'm sure. It doesn't cost 8.5k to shoot a review and edit some footage - you can bet they're pocketing most of that money. With that kind of money any semi-competent director could produce a worthwhile short; hell, many low-budget films have been filmed on less, and been more worthwhile than anything RLM has produced. These hack retards can only spew out low-effort tripe, despite playing the role of knowledgeable critics over a decade.
>>84325214
No, it would be better not seen or discussed at all. But if someone has already decided to go see it, they deserve what they paid for, whether good or bad.
>>84325247
>stepping on dogshit is fine because it's free
If it's a "free" aka dogshit video, it shouldn't be on Youtube. This tripe was made by middle-aged men and self-lauded film "critics" - absolutely pathetic.

>>84325692
furente

>those comments

What a bunch of whiney faggots

>>84325659
It's not the same, but you still pay with your time(time is money) that you wasted watching a non-video, and RLM gets paid because they get ad revenue from it.

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>>84325640
you're just mad that you're internet geek friend's weren't online this week to laugh with you.

>RLM Shills on full defense force
lmao you cucks are pathetic

>>84325692
So you don't like them regardless of this joke? Sweet, so your opinion really doesn't matter because I doubt you're part of their fanbase.

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Lame.
It is only after half an hour that he really gets into this film itself amd ehat makes it so bas.

>>84325692
>>84325771
>2 minutes of the guys then turn it off when it goes to black

FUCK I'VE WASTED MY LIFE WHAT HAVE I DONE

>>84325692
>Doubling down this hard
(You)

>>84325771
Oh no I wasted my 'time' (20 seconds).y

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>>84325294
Has any RLM fanboy been able to refute this in at least as much words or more?

>>84325640
>Then why not just make actual content
You mean like the two Half in the Bag episodes, the Best of the Worst episode, and the Pre Rec video they've put out this month? And the extra Slenderman video? And the Best of the Worst episode they've no doubt filmed with the Canadians while they're in town?

>>84325734
>The comments literally just saying
>"I didn't think this was funny"
>whiney

Now you are just making up outrage to be lulzy about

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>>84322778
45:30 was fucking genius

>>84325692
People aren't paying them for specific videos, you fucking moron. They're donating to support the continuation of making content. You sound like some joyless moron that has no concept of how the world works.

>>84324561
Enjoy nothing happening.

>>84325771
>but you still pay with your time
You're watching shitty videos on a Monday. You're wasting your time either way.

You're still not paying.

>>84325806
Not an argument. Explain to me how any single one of their videos is worth $8k+. Entire films have been made on sub $20k and been worthwhile. RLM pocket this money and in return spew out low-effort videos that for some reason their "fanbase" slurps up.

This is why i stick with based Stuckmann.

>Nice humble guy
>constantly gets trending on youtube
>more subscribers and viewers than RLM
>No shitty clickbait like RLM
>Extensive knowledge on film. made some award winning films himself unlike space cop lmao
>always grateful to the fans
>really good sense of humor not just le epic meta "we're smarter than everyone" humor like RLM
>refuses to open a patreon as he doesn't want to scam his fans for even more money unlike RLM
>doesn't waste patreon money on jewelry or video games like some other channel we know..

>>84322778
flagged to you tube as spam.

>>84325771
>you still pay with your time
Each Transformers video has been a minute long.

>RLM gets paid because they get ad revenue from it.
I haven't seen an ad on any of these.

>>84325837
Why would anybody waste the time to write "as much words or more" to argue with a fedora-tipping smug internet commentor?

normally I'd shit on them but the honest truth is an entire hour of that audio is fucking hilarious, I just let the whole thing run while doing other stuff

also it's unironically better than their Rogue One tantrum Plinkett videos

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>>84323261
I WAN NU WHEAL

>>84325944
And yet, here you are with all your valuable time, arguing about it on an image board...

>>84325127
Basically this.

>>84325895

Fuck off. Jay. RLM is going down.

>WE DON'T LIKE TRANFORMES OR MICHAEL BAY
>DO YOU GET IT YET

>>84325840
>And the Best of the Worst episode they've no doubt filmed with the Canadians while they're in town?
RLM shillcucks are the most pathetic creatures in existence.
>This "content" hints at additional "content", it's just going to be released later, that's all! The $20 I donated on Patreon is totally worth it! These are my real life friend I'm giving money to every month!

>>84325771
>Turn off ad blocker
>No ads
Wow, kys

>>84323943
>cuck

Haha le cuck. Cuck! KEK! I like it XD :)

>>84325944
You're an idiot.

Several thousand people pay anywhere from 0 to 15 dollars for them to make roughly four videos a month on patreon.

Ad revenue is dependent on whether you use adblock or not.

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What the FUCK. THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
I JUST ORDERED A LARGE PINEAPPLE PIZZA AND CHARDONNAY TO SIT DOWN AND WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO

I CAN'T FUCKING CANCEL IT NOW

Based Stoklasa and Bauman giving absolutely no fucks.

And people still think they sell out to Disney or whatever

The joke gets funnier every time they repeat it, liked and subscribed, made sure to post in the comments

Pretty sure this is a build up to an actual Plinkett review of it actually

Calling it now

>>84326080
>PINEAPPLE PIZZA
terrible bait

>>84325950
t. Stuckmann

>>84325886
>the continuation of making content
Yes, and I'm questioning the worth of this so called content. They have been pocketing the money instead of improving their content or their company. And them operating as a company means they have tax exemptions and writeoffs - meaning even more money. Look at Space Cop: no fanboy has been able to explain this mess without resorting to acceptance in regards to the state of RLM. Why accept them pocketing thousands a month for content that costs pennies to produce? And yes, it is pennies, because they already have the equipment, shoot on digital, etc; the only real cost is the property they're located in.

>>84326054
Yeah it's pretty pathetic to make completely logical assumptions based on precedence.

>>84324779
Fuck I'm hungry now.

>>84323148
Why the fuck would you pay more than 15$?

Honest question here: Do you really think they have ever produced 50$ worth of content in a month?

Considering that they make 4 or 5 long videos per month, would pay 10 fucking dollars to watch a HiB episode or a re:view with bearfat talking for half an hour? Are you nuts?

>>84322778
It was funny the first time, it was less funny the second, but this time it's even funnier than the first

So much anger over something that took them 5 minutes to make

>>84326128
>What is time
Confirmed for NEET

>>84326128
>I'm questioning the worth of this so called content
It's worth whatever people are willing to donate, dumbass.

>>84325991
But it's all true, and you've done nothing to prove otherwise. If you're unable to refute a single word, just say so - don't pretend like your better than anyone for blindly consuming RLM spew.

>>84326180
please define the concept of time to me

>>84325950
TELL

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They did it again the absolute madmen /tv/ just got btfo a third time.

>>84326128
Time is a commodity you dumb shit. If they didn't make as much from Patreon and youtube ads, they wouldn't be able to do this full time and they would make far less videos, if any at all.

>>84326152
>Honest question here: Do you really think they have ever produced 50$ worth of content in a month?

does the month they released Space Cop count

>>84325984
>I haven't seen an ad on any of these.
Neither have I, but I use an adblocker. I don't want to support them in any way, and if possible would want to contribute to financial losses for them, which is why I've pirated Space Cop and Feeding Frenzy.

>>84326179
yeah it's weird the way people aren't happy about being baited and switched multiple times

>>84326128
The worth of the content has nothing to do with its continuation. These people are not paying for your definition of "better" content, they're paying to watch more of what they've already watched.

Just had an arbys meat mountain. Donated 50 to plinkett, got my gf and nephew to subscribe.

>>84325950
I just played the tranny 5 review from cuckmann and I couldn't pass the intro with the toys.

>>84323261
For fucks sake, Mike, enough with your stupid monkey man project.

>>84326237
lol it's a fuckin youtube video.

>>84326235
there are no ads on the video

>>84326229
would you pay 50$ for space cop?

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SUBSCRIBER COUNT ON FIRE

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>>84326180
Yes, they get to play around with cameras and other toys and make retarded faces on camera for thousands of dollars a month. It's time - time well spent on their part. The question is why do you and other people tolerate this behaviour? Pic related, the brilliance of RLM.

>>84323427
Stay assblasted

>>84326237
Bruh it's a YouTube video that took them <5 minutes to shit out. You'll survive

>>84323994
Rogue One sucked

>>84326306
You sound jealous that you spend your day being a sandwich artisan at Subway

>>84326237
And?

>>84326237
If you were baited after the first video you deserved it, the assblasting from this is the real content

All I want is them to kill Jack live on air.

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>>84326364
I WORK AT BLIMPIES NOW PISS OFF

>>84323994
>Jack, who monetized three long videos and cashed in on viral rage

I don't watch Pre Rec. What happened?

>>84326350
Actually it was fine and their literal weeks of non stop assblasted "guys, GUYS, we said it's bad why aren't you agreeing with us?" whining was fucking embarrassing

>>84325950
This.

rlmcucks can hate all they want but there's a reason stuckmann is the king of movie reviews on youtube while RLM are literally unknown d-listers.

>>84326239
>they're paying to watch more of what they've already watched.
>paying for more of the same shit (literally)
You're stating the obvious, while not addressing my points. Stawman.

>>84326128
Because I don't give them a dime. Please keep funneling them money.

>>84326379
Is he the worst member? Dude tries so hard.

>>84326128
s-shut up

They put out roughly an hour's worth of videos a week, decide to take some time off, and people lose their minds. It's so stupid.

>>84326445
No it actually sucked

all the people that are mad now will be even more excited when a real video drops.

>>84325950
>No shitty clickbait like RLM
What about his thumbnails? His ugly mug with some obnoxious facial expression in them is the reason I avoid his content. Well, that and him being a pleb and nothing of value to say.

>>84326128
>space cop

the only good part was when they kept making fun of Jays height

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Kek

>>84326445
True. it all started after their TFA review and they outed themselves as plebs.

it's all being going downhill since then and now they are even resorting to multiple clickbait videos to be able to make money and pay the bills.

>>84326306
Sounds so easy. You should capitalize on this and make a rival channel to displace their annoyed viewers.

>>84326459
He is total cancer.

>>84326479

Not that guy but while Rogue One wasn't good RLM sucked Force Awakens dick then had really fucking bad takes on Rogue One that amounted to "Rogue One is really bad because [reasons we liked Force Awakens]"

One of their whiny bitch videos about Rogue One unironically had "Force Awakens made more money at the box office" as one of their examples of proof Rogue One was bad

If you talk about how much money your not giving them, it means your super jelly, the types who were at vidcon.

>>84326565
This

Unsubbed because of a combination of both of those reviews

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>>84326513
How pathetic do you have to be to feel personally attacked by this?

>you can watch RLM's subscriber count dropping in real time
https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/redlettermedia/realtime

I could deal with a joke once or twice but at this point they are just taking advantage of the fans for money. did they think people would find it funny?
it just shows how out of touch they are and how unfunny they are. just withdrew my patreon payment.

>>84326565
>Rogue One is really bad because [reasons we liked Force Awakens]

They liked TFA because it was classic SW (a simple story told effectively). Despite Mike's opening statement, they all had problems with it, ESPECIALLY with the pandering to fans.

They disliked Rogue One because it was mostly pandering without the simple story told effectively. Plus technically it was even more prequel trash

>>84326565
They never even said Rogue One was really bad. Just that it's dull, which it is. TFA was not.
>but le awesome Vader scene XD

>>84326128
You would have a point if these three videos were released over the span of three months as their only content. But they weren't. They were released within a week in between regular content.
So you're wrong about everything.

>>84326513
Please, lose all the redditors so they can go back to being our guys

>>84322778
Will they ever do a genuine review so you might actually get something worthwhile out of it instead of these sarcastic ""reviews"" of pure dogshit flicks? Or do they simply lack the skills to do so?

Remember that episode of South Park where Kyle had to activate the satellite inside Cartman's ass and Cartman just kept farting at his face?
Where literally at the part when even Chef admits it just got funny again.

>>84326708
>>84326710
holy fuck rlm shills on full damage control they are literally defending TFA lmao

>>84326737
>So you're wrong about everything.
See my thoughts on the matter: >>84325127
>what's most pathetic is that this no-content is actually the same quality as their regular content

>>84326651
> it's good to show contempt for your audience
that's an RLM meme sempai

I love how you guys are all going defensive "Just don't click the video LOL!"

Bet you wouldn't say that to all other clickbait shitty youtube video there are out there.

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Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficiency for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.

Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released -- its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.

Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.

This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.

It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).

The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.

It's Mike Stoklasa.

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>mfw this is exposing all the retarded redditors who don't realize they're just doing what the transformers movies themselves do: the same fucking thing over and over again

This is all Jay's idea, isn't it?

>>84326849
Kill your self.

>>84326743
Actually reddit is going full defense force for them since RLM can do no wrong in their eyes. they are circlejerkers who just agree with whatever RLM says.

>>84326805
Your thoughts are dogshit.

>>84326865
What a good idea to prov a thing is shit by making more shit!
Such a good point, you should be the next president

>>84325774
THIS IS THE FLOOFIEST PUPPER EVER HOLY SHIT

unsubbed

>>84326861
I met Mike and Jay at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Mike looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "Yeah Jay, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is" . Right at that moment Mike jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you ain't going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Mike undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Mike just kept pushing her head down. Mike looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Mike then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Jay who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jay's boner pushing into my back. I blacked out.

>>84326305
>>84326669
You're idiots. If you look at their sub trends since the Phantom Menace Review in 2009, they were pretty average steady until 2016 when it spiked. Anybody unsubbing now are casuals that don't affect their core audience. That's why they give no fucks. Keep pretending your crusade will make a difference though.

>>84326708
TFA was an utterly soulless designed by committee retread of A New Hope and RLM had the fucking nerve to start going on about DISNEY IS A BUSINESS ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS MAKING MONEY with R1

lmao hey guys Rogue One has AT-ATs!!!!!! meaningless pandering!!!! btw no problems with X-Wings, Death Star v3.0 and the new main character finding the Millennium Falcon in a dump then inheriting it after Han died

>>84326861
>Implying there is anything wrong with liking Jurassic World

Kill yourself

>People are this upset over extra joke content
>Even though they've stayed consistent with their normal uploads
wew!

If this was a Patreon exclusive for $15 pledgers, I could see some people feeling cheated, but this? A free fucking video? That they thought of on a whim and shot with their friends in no time at all because they thought it would be funny? That no one forced you to watch? About a movie that RLM weren't interested in seeing or reviewing anyway?

Jesus saladtossing Christ, sit down and shut up. Entitled much? RLM owes you nothing. Stop taking things that don't matter seriously, especially if they're on the internet and ESPECIALLY if they're quick joke videos made by people who you should know by now don't give a fuck.

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>>84326934
uh oh better get mad and write a bunch of comments about it

>>84327025
this

>>84327050
If you have no other argument except for "ur mad", thanks for proving my point.

Ok. Now I officialy LOVE the sarcasm, and humor You employ.
To all of you who say - stop it.
I am asking:
Does it matter? If they didnt upload those last 3 videos the chanel would be the same.
What does it bother you if u get 3 notifications?
You are not obligated to watch it.
For the rest of us - Enjoy the class irony.
Personally i just increased my patreon donation and i recommend you do the same.

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>>84326934
Stay mad, brainlet redditor.

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>>84322778
Anyone that gets pissed off about this needs to get a life. And also a brain if this tricked you.

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What is your favorite CinemaSins video?
I'm starting to watch Everything Wrong With movies I haven't even seen, and I still like it.

>all the crying in this thread and the comments

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>84327115
oh sorry i forgot we're having a serious debate with super important consequences

lemme just gather my notes real quick and i'll get back to you

ps stay mad bb

>>84327211
>all the damage control in this thread and the comments

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>84326865
>it's bad on purpose!

>>84327196
mommy

first

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>/tv/ and RLM fanboys WILL defend an hour of monetized black screen because "lol epic joke XD"
Kill yourselves. All of you

>>84323261
>New dudebros
>Dudebros see transformers
>They love it
>Full 30 minute review in character
this is the way it was meant to be

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>go pick up hot dog and cheese fries to veg out to comfy plinkett review
>no review
Honestly I'm already having an awful day this fucking sucks

RLM stopped being good 5 years ago and just now people are realizing it

Anyone else just withdrew their patreon payment?

>>84327375
>You thought the review was real for any ammount of time
>Fifty minute highly scripted review for a movie thats a week old
>You still have a hotdog and cheesefries to eat
Your sadness is on you desu

>>84322778
This better not be the new Goodnight Sweet Prince.

>>84327425
>he donated to them ever
kill yourself

>>84327115
You being mad is the point though

has anyone here seen the new transformers?

>>84327440
yea the food made me feel a bit better

>>84327460
No it's fucking unacceptable we are paying customers. i donated $10 a month for 3 goddamn years and this what we get? you wont get a single penny more from me unless you put out an apology

>>84327541
they could upload a video like this every day for years and not owe you an apology

>>84327541
DONATIONS != PAYMENT

they are under NO obligation to make videos with your money you stupid fucking autist

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>>84322778
They did it again and the auutists are still getting upset about it. The absolute madmen!

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>RLM addresses in one of their videos the same overused jokes on the comment sections are not funny.
>People keep making the same jokes
>RLM releases 3 videos making the same joke
>People sperg out about not being funny

>>84323242
>>84323148
I would be mad if they made Patreon bucks per video. If their rate of production stays constant i dunno why people would get triggered by these videos that take only a couple of hours to make.

>>84322778
This exponential increase in laziness is why I stopped following their stuff. Riding on their past successes will bite them in the end. There's only so far they can go with it.

>>84322778
Amazing to see how people are ready to eat up what coming out of their asses when you read that comment section...

>>84327541
>we are paying customers. i donated $10 a month for 3 goddamn years
>donated
>DONATED
>DDDOOONNNAAATTTEEEDDD
do you not know what this word means?

>>84327680
its fucking genius

>>84326805
>>what's most pathetic is that this no-content is actually the same quality as their regular content
Who are you going to convince with bait sentences like these?

>>84327832
t. patreon backer

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>>84323427
Only +300 subs yesterday. It's over.

>>84326054
>he thinks people here pay their patreon

it's almost like they have spite for their shitty manchild fans

>>84327881
>someone thinks people here have money

>>84327883
Their hatred only solidifies our love of them

>>84327731
Because they been TRICKED!
Their FEELINGS!
Their fragile egos as FANS and PATRONS!
They DESERVE, and ENTITLED, to ALL the things ALL the time!

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My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' will expose him as a fraud and be a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

>>84327859
Why would I pay for something I get for free? Even the ''patreon-only'' videos are just regular unlisted youtube uploads that you can watch if someone posts the link, which people do around here.

>>84327964
anyone that calls rlm reddit is a newfag

>this overused joke is funnier than anything they've done in the past 2 months

>>84327985
anyone that doesn't recognize a pasta like you is a newfag.

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>>84327291
>>it's bad on purpose!
That's literally what it is, you fucking idiot. Are you trying to imply that it ISN'T bad on purpose? That they threw two to three minutes of video together and put the rest as blank space thinking everyone would love it and that they wouldn't piss off the brainlets who can't see past a surface level and lack the self-awareness to realize they also make the same overused and tired jokes in every comments section of every RLM video?

You are a legitimate retard. Go the fuck back to wherever you came from and stay there.

>>84327964
>but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them!
what?
they're constantly self-denigrating and if they respond to criticism at all, it's usually just a troll like this videos

>>84327273
>laughing at people that actually paid rlm is damage control

>>84327985
remember when rich and jack called 4chan terrible heartless and cruel? neither do I

>>84328082
It's a pasta

>>84328074
Coll, very very cool.

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>>84322778
Let's flag their videos or someone file a DMCA.

That'd be fun.

This thread solidified my stance that RLM has the worst, most autistic fanbase of any YouTube reviewer

Sorry but i just stopped my patreon payment to them. i get the joke i really do. not my type of humor but i get it, but RLM is an investment for me i expect quality content in return for my $20 a month.
unfortunately it's not paying off anymore, i wish the best of luck to RLM in the future but im going my own way.

>>84324255
>It's so deep and rich. So many layers.
Jar Jar is the key to all of this

>>84327599
>they are under NO obligation
They have a moral obligation to not just pocket the money and produce the same stale content year after year.

>>84322778
>Mike's two weeks off, leaves jay in charge, this shit happens
didn't even watch it. fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice fuck you jay you unfunny tryhard edgelord

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>>84325127

>>84327832
>if a call it bait I can just discredit an entire post
Nice fallacy. I give examples of their usual content quality in the linked post.

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So if you showed this video to someone who's never heard of RLM but is interested in movie reviews how would you explain it to them?

How would you keep from looking like a complete retard while they look at you half confused, half annoyed?

>>84322778
Is this what passes for "funny" these days?

>>84328442
I'd recommend them to check out Based Stuckmann. he's more popular and has a better knowledge on films. doesn't clickbait his own fans with black screens over and over either.

>>84328415
I don't think it's meant to be bait, although it has that effect. This is Jay Bauman's Vlogs again but with Transformers. It's the Nicholas Winding Refn movie equivalent of YouTube videos, if you are part of the audience who enjoys symbolism and you let yourself enjoy it, you can get a meaning and some enjoyment from it. Plus everyone here will forget this ever happened in a week's time when you're complaining about some different trite internet happening.
Lighten up.

>>84328510
No, watch Mark kermode if you want someone with a vast knowledge of films.

>>84328442
My only friends are RLM so I guess they'd... laugh?

>>84325950
Tell that to Zods snapped neck

>>84328713
A joke has to be funny for someone to laugh.

This whole thread reminds me of those goth kids in high school who say "Man I find funerals so funny! I always laugh while everyone cries!"

>>84328359
The highest tier is $15, you fucking moron.

>>84327375

Smart niggas know you can't make a Plinkett review before the bluray is out.

This insipid channel knows for a fact that a Plinkett review constitute as the tasteful icing on a rotten cake (half in the bag etc).
To have the balls to pull these kind of stunts, it just shows the unfathomable disconnect with their audience.

Arguing that negative reactions are nothing but whiny plebeian cries of contempt make me sick.
Since when has it become the norm that subscribers aren't allowed to voice their discontent, to be told they are entitled?

I'm not sure why are people so surprised. Not like RLM did not trolled their audience before.

>>84328442
? it is spot-on review, Transformers 5 are awful, why waste anybodys time with repeating the same stuff like last time?

>>84328359
>Not your type of humor
This is literally rlm humor, fuck off.

>>84329083
>spot-on review

I don't think that means what you think it means, man

>>84329064
This is modern consumers man. They're everyone's bitches. Look at video games: DLC, season passes, kickstarter, cash shops. Look at movies: Transformers and the like, rehashed 80s cartoons turned movies, old and busted actors trying to make a comeback. Look at our government: corporate elitists writing laws to transfer more wealth from the people to their personal coffers. And the people just take it. That's society today. Bitches and cucks all of them. They know their masters and they willingly defend them. They're comfortable in their place.

>>84329221
It's true, but you're probably a consumer too. Own a smartphone, use social media, Netflix, etc? You're paying with your time and money for your every move, you every habit, to be tracked and sold.

>>84329388
You're right. I never excluded myself from that statement. We all are but simple people after all. What can we do?

>>84322778
>Transformers is just the same meaningless noise five times in a row
There's two more videos coming.

>>84329937
Best of the Worse and ??

>>84323045
why did i laugh

>>84329064

>hates the channel
>watches every video

>>84326861
>>84327017
Young Mike is qt. Fat Mike is weirdly hot because you know he's aggressively dominant in that completely unconscious way where he doesn't even have any weird kinks like spitting in your mouth yet it's still so intuitive to him to be a 5000% pure top and shove you into the mattress while he fucks your asshole. He's just a big chubby bear of a man in the best possible way. Probably has a fat cock.
Jay is cute but he has confidence issues. He really shouldn't because he is sufficiently cute to own any minor physical quirks that he has. I hope Jay is a reluctant top who cares about his bottom. Basically the polar opposite of Mike.
Rich doesn't even fuck. You just cuddle with him. You lay face to face with him, his big warm gut pressing into your stomach, and smilingly stare into each other's eyes, having conversation into the early hours of the morning. He'd probably stroke your hair. Just imagine his gentle voice, that angelic smiling face, and every conversation with him being like a fucking dream of heaven, deep, long, spiritual talks about life and love.
It's hard to pick. Mike has that calm-among-the-storm passion and he'd smash your asshole into a thousand pieces. Jay is an introspective auteur who would take you on a journey with him, as an equal partner. Rich would be like dating the Buddha.
I think it's this blend of starkly different yet equally awesome personalities that makes them work so well together as a group.

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>someone took the time to type this out