Sherminator from the American Pie movies is now a waiter at a

>>84317762
Gentle reminder that being in movies doesn't instantly make you a set for life millionaire.

thanks for the breaking news from 5 years ago

>>84317815
It does when you do 30 high profile films unless you're a retard who uses the millions on coke.

>>84317762
Still doing better than Tara Reid

>>84317875
He was in some high profile films but only in minor roles. That doesn't pay nearly as well as you seem to think.

>>84317762
I still want to fuck him.

And? Expected him be the CEO of a sushi mega corporation?

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>>84317888
JUST

What restaurant? I live in LA, I'd love to spout all the lines from those movies at him while not tipping

That the kid who gets drug away on the mist?

>>84317952
What the fuck happened to her?

>>84318008
i'm going to take a wild guess and say meth

>>84318008
Shes a white woman over the age of 25

>>84318008
She smoked a marijuana

>>84317762

OP is now a janitor at a taiwanese knitting board

>>84317762
Who? I don't remember that character.

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Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray™ sweeps hair

>>84318052
I'm actually unemployed but this story makes me feel better.

Sushi waiter is honest work.

>>84317762
i actually respect him. i can barely go anywhere in my own town for fear of seeing someone i used to know and them seeing what a failure i've become. Good on him for having courage and knowing he'll be made fun of. Sherminator all day. Also he's good looking now

>>84317762
I felt sorry for him, then I remembered you need to have skills and qualifications to do real jobs.

Why he didn't learn a trade instead of embarrassing himself as a waiter... Unless he really loves having people ask him if hes sherminator in the hope that he gets a job from some LA person who feels nostalgiasorry for him?

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>three movies and one series this year

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>>84318008
THE SAME THING THAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU DON'T BRUSH YOUR TEETH BEFORE BED

>>84318139
>thin but good boobs

perfection

>>84318105
He probably makes pretty good money just from waiting. The reason being a waiter is the stereotypical job for aspiring actors is that the hours are flexible and allow them to go to auditions.

>Owen was married to Michelle Beck from 2007 to 2012
>Only 2 movies since 2012
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Owen_(actor)

He got JUST'd and need to work there for Alimony

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>>84318170
>good boobs
breh

>>84317976
That sounds like the most LA behavior I could think of.

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>>84318213

I forgot pic

>>84318133
Yeah but actually look at them. All low budget indie films.

>>84318224
>after and before photoshop

>>84318224
Trying out for the Mummy Returns movie I see

>>84318213

I wonder if she got him with the 'potential earnings' scam because he was part of a popular franchise.

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>>84317762
>ginger Benedict Cumberbatch

>>84318105
>in the hope etc etc
probably. I never understood why the canonical backup job for acting is food service, but apparently it's a great way to make a living while waiting for a phone call. hard to invest time into a vocation when your head is in the clouds.

probably also the fact that the kind of people attracted to acting are shit at practical work in the first place. not because of physical or mental limitations, but motivation.

Ηe was in The Mist and one straight to video American Pie as well playing the high school employee

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>>84317762
>op still sucks on mommy & daddys dick and has no job or self respect

fucking sponge

>>84318243
>>84318213
was the toll paid lads?

>>84318308

It also helps interact with people as an acting skill progression.

>>84318361
jokes on you i live on welfare

get cucked wagie

>>84317976
>this tipping automatically.. its for the birds!

>>84318361
I dropped out of school and did unskilled labor work, never a waiter cause that shits for women.

Went and finished school and got a law degree.

Me: 1
Sherminator: 0

>>84317762
These L.A. restaurants pay top dollar son.

It's not like waiting in a dinner in south dakota.

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>>84318394
>he doesnt know welfare will soon require manditory military service

want to know moar?

>>84318243
B L E A C H E D
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>>84318485
>implying i didn't do my military service years ago

>>84318418
>law degree
kek

>>84318438
I was going to post this. I live in L.A. and service industry jobs are highly coveted because you can walk away with a lot of cash in hand every night. At a good restaurant, you can make a comfortable $1200 a week.

tfw 26 never work in my life and no degree and my father for some reason can't take it anymore
why does he push me now to get a life
he shoud've done it when I was 20 and not now that's too late

>>84318532
Yeah $300 ph sucks breh. And I even have to wear a suit so women suck my cock when I go out. It's horrible!

And I'm getting a Masters now too, gross! When will this degree finally pay off?

>>84318063

really thought she'd become the next big thing

>>84317762

Don't actors get royalties for their movies, if they appear on netflix, or TNT, or something like that?

Because american pie movies are everywhere.

>>84318063
She owns a salon

>>84318063
>jew
>not becoming successful

What happened lads?

>>84317762
>board full of autistic NEETs making fun of a guy for having a job
Kill yourselves.

>>84317762
No one would ever know unless he starts busting out lines inbetween dragon rolls.

He looks good unlike some dried out castmates.

>>84318621
Considering going back to school for law. How old are you now and what was your first job out of law school?

>>84318621

>this is what law students actually believe

>>84318639
Yeah you get residuals but it's on a scale. He was a minor character.

>>84318682
29
Paralegal. You still have to do PLT to become a lawyer after you finish law school.

>>84318639

He's the only actor who appeared in all american pie movies including direct-to-DVD ones.

But again, I think it's alimony reasons.

>>84317762
ちょうど

>>84318639
Only if the movie is a franchise like transformers and its in your contract but also you have to be a big name actor. They just dont give out royalties to everone

>>84318022
At least she's not a Latino woman.

>>84318663
Sup Sherminator

>>84318639
sure but since he was a minor character i doubt he gets that much.

jason bigg can probably live well just on american pie royalties.

>>84318756
16 is when latinas hit the wall, 25-30 for white women.

>>84318063
her twitter account was so sad. dont look it up

>>84318297
also looks a bit like ryan reynolds

>>84317762
This is from 2013, i guess he fell on hard times after the divorce.

Since then he's been in a couple of movies and tv shows, he has a nice piece of ass in the form of Dayna Cousins and is working again.

He is better than all of you and (you)

>>84318706
>>84318715
>>84318753
>>84318787
>>84318787

I don't think he was that minor of a character since he was in all films and had speaking lines, also, Michael Blackson had a miniscule role in Next Friday and he gets residuals.

He has stated this in many ocations.

>>84318845

t. Sherminator

>>84318793
Latinas hit their peak at 16, but will remain hotter than the white alternative for far longer. Of course there are always exceptions

>>84318904
>Michael Blackson
Thinking about naming my wife's son that.

>>84318904
Yeah he probably gets residuals but he was very much a minor character. He probably only worked on the first three American Pie movies for maybe a week each.

>>84317976
kek
Fucking do it

>>84318139
me in the bottom right corner

>>84318621
I know guys with law degrees none of them work as lawyers they spend all day writing papers and they're all borderline suicidal

Cant sperm the Sherm

>>84318022
>>84318756
>>84318793
t. beta cuck who married a gook

>>84318513
thank you for your service.