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NEWS: Bruxit vote cast
No wins with 52%
Yes loses with 48%
Either way this poll affects nothing and will never ever be enforced

Good thread

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>Chris Stuckmann

reminder that reviews, ratings, sjws/redditors/todd gaines/davidelrich/eli hayes/arielrock5/matt lych/sally jane black/steakbro, anyone on /lbg/ who rates and reviews and whoever is on the popular this week list is the cancer that's killing the site. Cinemos when

>>84316734
>i hateee ratings so much my faves? another site that also has ratings ;*>

>>84315142
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>84266149

>>84318398
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc

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>>84277018
90% of the time? Try 100%

David Ehrlich needs to go ahead and shut the fuck up. That condescending self-righteous dickhead's reviews always piss me off far more than they really should; they're just painful to read. It's baffling that he doesn't seem to be able to enjoy anything, and it bothers me even more that he has such a huge following.
I shouldn't care enough to rant about it online but I do. Fuck that guy. That is all.

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>>84318953
>I shouldn't care enough to rant about it online but
You do.

>>84318994
I didn't say I didn't care.

>>84319077
you said "I do"

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>>84319101
Does this mean we're married?

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>>84319209
i am already taken

>>84319239
Seek help.

>>84319280
THE Help?

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Here's a real kino to save this shitty thread

https://vimeo.com/198329789

>>84319445
POO IN LOO AMDJEET

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https://letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/
*looks up*
*nods*
*returns to watching kino*

dogshit > smoothembryo

>>84319497
>not a single Griffith film

You haven't watched a single kino in your life.

>>84319520
Putting dogshit that low is an insult to dogshit.

>>84319599
*checks again*
*sees multiple griffiths logged*
*apologizes*

>>84320913
The Butthurt Locker

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https://letterboxd.com/OriginalName3/

>>84321401
Original name.

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>>84320594

I hope Slept was in the latest London terror attack

>>84321757
She became diverse.

>>84321894
what does that mean

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>>84321848
Still alive m8
Although I do have a new job in central london though, so the chances of me getting enriched just went up a ton. I'll take at least one of the cunts with me though
letterboxd.com/albion

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>>84321993
She didn't lose her vanilla, she just added chocolate.

emma stone is not beautiful.
she is pretty
but not beautiful
sry just stating facts, ok?!

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>>84322049
go aawayy u like the worst Emma

>>84322093
>She is not X, she is only X

>>84322096
Dumb Reply-to-everyone poster

>Just started watching movies not too long ago
>Want to post my account for friends and recs
>Afraid everyone will just call me a pleb and bully me
;_;
pls be kind i am a fragile spirit

https://letterboxd.com/aeroaeko/

>>84322189
Why not keep the diary?

>>84322189
boooo

>>84322211
idk i just never did? is it too late to start now?
>>84322241
anon pls, you're making me sad ):

>>84322271
talk shit get hit >>84322096

>>84322189
:3

>>84322271
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is now

Ive just taken the advice of one of my fellow movie buff friends and made my letterboxd account. So far it is exactly what I was looking for, in regards to the 'Goodreads equivalent for films'.
The only question I have is the Goodreads feature that I use tge most is where it will show you other lists where your chosen movie is included. For example, if I liked the new Godzilla movie, it'd say 'See other lists with this movie'. And then I'd peruse those lists and find not only very similar taste in movies, but more movie recommendations as well.
Does letterboxd have any such feature?

>>84322425
hey you can change pronouns

>>84322425
This is pretty much everyone's single knock on the website. Would literally be perfect otherwise

/lbg/ memes I created:
>intelligent discussions
>Ah-bloo-bloo
>one (1)
>Emily Jean posting
>black twitter posting
>links to boring youtube videos
>Man i have such shit memory
>You do. I do
>2 passes to the akira kurosawa meet and greet
>shitting on synt
>D.W. Griffith
>go aawayy
>I wonder how PUNQ's wife reacts
>wahoo!!!
>dropout_gorro's discord circle-jerk
>screenshots of bad reviews
>cross board linking
>Take death, please
and a thousand more I'm forgetting.

>>84322522
Wow you must be supersmart.

>>84322522
Can i have your autograph pls?

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I have amphibial powers.

>>84322425
just search the movie and see what lists it pops up in
ezpz

>>84322598
I hate this bitch's face due to the constant spamming of her photos in this thread. Was that your plan all along, Bruce? By the way these results >>84315197 are fraudulent and will be redone. Your days here are numbered.

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>>84322672
>Your days here are numbered.
so is everyones

>>84322550
Of course she is, she's posting on 4chan, the home of the elite in society.

>>84322425
well tastekid makes pretty good suggestions. unfortunatly they don't have all movies in their database and newer movies need time to be added

emma stone is your waifu? oh thats odd.
because.
she is not that good looking?
what?
yeah thats the honest truth buddy
shes not
a beautiful person
she looks like
like just a normal girl
and thats who?
ribbit ribbit
oh sorry haha
your waifu?
wow friend
ok
its ur life
haha

>>84322782
>looks
My deduction skills as a detective tell me you have quite possibly, never had sex.

>>84322874
What bearing has that got on anything?

>>84323174
Only virgins judge on looks alone.
What, scared of someone hearing of the millions of other reasons why you never get laid?

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>>84322874
Well of course you're judging her based on looks. You don't know her irl ?! Looks are literally the only thing you have to go off of ...

>>84323329
Can't help having shitty genes

Why is Bruce so upset lmfao

>>84323423
I guess not.

>>84323564
There is no evidence of that

Why is Bruce so seething mad lmfao

>>84323798
why do yiu blatantly lie

Bruce is literally shaking right now.

>>84323999
no you are

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>Bruce right now

>>84324087
you lost the argument
you should be put in argumenter jail

How can you be into film and not be on KG?

>>84324337
you can not have internet

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>>84324337
No one invited me.

>>84324337
w-what is kg?

>>84324337
>film lover
>stealing
Nice try embryo fuck

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private accounts W H E N

>>84324337
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GIVE INVITE
I AM A NEON

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Your first mistake was existing, /lbg/. Your second mistake was thinking you know more than me. I'm here to correct both of those mistakes. No matter how much time it takes, from now until the end of time, I'll be here to prove you wrong and destroy you. Give up, /lbg/, you can't win. I will always outmatch you physically, mentally, genetically and sexually. I never tire, I choose to sleep. I never hunger, I choose to eat. I can prove anything. I choose not to. Now get off my board and go back to plebbit. Consider yourselves fairly warned.

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>>84325319
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>>84324401
speaking of kay-gee, what should I grab from this month's MOM? :3

>>84325520
Swedish

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>>84325520
Stelvio Cipriani's score for Mario Bava's A Bay of Blood is enjoyable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0G8rzMlVhY

Why is nearly everything on letterboxd so politically charged? Why are the most popular lists/reviews/users so political? Why do they appear on the front page without the option to hide them? Isn't Letterboxd supposed to be a movie site? Every time I visit that place it just enrages me. I've been looking for alternatives since last year. The only reason I use Letterboxd is because it's has a nice UI.
Fuck the Letterboxd community.

>>84326893
Liberals and democrats love nothing more than to virtue signal for their libcuck circles.

I'm going to watch my first Luis Bunuel film today. Are there any other spanish directors worth watching?

>>84327776
yes

>>84327776
No.

>>84327799
Name one (1).

>>84327824
Dalí

>>84327888
Good luck bud.

What is the logo of one of the most infamous guilds from Chimera doing here ?

>>84327824
Erice

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https://letterboxd.com/machill54/

who /drunk/ here

>>84328419
wahoo!!!!!!!!!

>>84328431
agreed my friend!!!

>>84328431
redpill me on this meme

>>84328601
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/79559204/#79563381

>>84328601
it's a good meme you moron. You peace of shit. You fucking idiot...

>>84328683
wew rude

>>84328658
this one actually
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/79042807/#79068035

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>>84328419
why do we both drink on mondays?
tbqh i'm drunk every other day so it's no surprise we overlap

>>84329503
kill yourself

>>84326893
most popular lists are always some kind of lgtbqxyz+ or nu-age stuff.
for example this week "films dealing with capitalist exploitation of productive & reproductive labour through highly sexualised or gendered violence centring around eggs"
or
"2010’s movies where Ryan Gosling mansplains music to a girl he likes"

>>84329503
Monday is patrician day to be drunk

>>84326893
>he only knows about the popular stuff

uhg

Good non-mainstream list: https://letterboxd.com/machill54/list/race-relations-within-the-empire/

Good non-mainstream list: https://letterboxd.com/dubs_decide/list/movie-roulette/

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>>84329926
Yeah monday is patrish tbqh mashilll, I agree with you there

>>84330275
I really, really like this gif

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>>84330326
have another (that is also a webm of my site that I don't use anymore)

>>84330411
I hate this webm

thread theme: https://youtu.be/5d77HbLT75o

>>84330969
I love this webm

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>>84331008
me too

>>84331085
I love this webm

>>84331130
>>84318994

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>>84330468
sorry :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-DCUjHEiiY

>>84331085
lbg is now ugly whores and griffith posting baka

>>84331182
dumb baka poster

>>84331182
>really really cute whores and kino
FTFY

>>84331411
Emma Stone looks like she'd shrivel up and die if you left her out in the sun for 30 minutes

>>84331534
no she doesnt

>>84321998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQkrukDvdcU

>>84331558
ANON SHE'S AN ONE AMPHIBIAN-ASS LOOKING WHORE

>>84321998
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gs4sOy-mZk

>>84331558
TO RID YOURSELF OF THIS OBSESSION GO TO PETSMART AND STICK YOUR DICK IN THE FIRST FROG YOU SEE

>>84331643
I'm going to the largest Petsmart there is, Hollywood.

>>84331558
FUCK HER ONCE AND YOU'LL HAVE MORE GENITAL WARTS THAN GENITALS

>>84331699
you're thingken of someone else

More people know me than there are people on the Earth
In all the thousands of countries people are singin' my words
Even in the countries where people die 'cause they're so poor
They save up to buy my album instead of going to the grocery store

'Cause I'm more famous than food--that's right, you heard me
More people know me than there are people who know how to eat
I'm more famous than mountains, I'm more famous than watches
And if you wanna hang with me, make sure your panties are crotchless

me :
malick fanboys : You just don't understand. You have to become one with Malick, and become one with the trees and air. Terrance Malick films are a journey, you just don't understand the journey he's taking you on. You're too immature to understand what his films MEAN, what they TRULY MEAN. you don't understand love, or what Malick is trying to tell you about love. get out of here with your bullshit opinions and shitty film taste, unless you like The Tree of Life or Song To Song you don't understand true filmmaking like Terrance Malick. that shot of a goat has more meaning than your entire life. "The world wants to be deceived." You just don't understand what these words mean because you do not understand the genius of Malick.

>>84332102
>t. someone who seen less films than my grandmother

i might regret this bump

>The review’s owner has blocked the author of this comment.

I want Emily Jean to brap in my mouth :3

>>84332787
I think I might've accidentally put a hex on you when I meant to put one Slept. Watch yourself, okay?

>>84334856
you sleep when you put hexes?

>>84334658
Maybe this appeals to someone not in heels...

I like reviewing films and sometimes i feel like they're not that bad but i quickly notice that there's always so much stuff I've missed when I read others. Some tips? Do you pause the movie? Do you have notes?

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who wins?

>>84336926
I just jot down some disembodied thoughts (what i like/don't like or if i see a connection to another work, etc.) while watching and then string them together into a somewhat coherent opinion in my reviews. I also do my best to not read other reviews before writing mine because they tend to taint your own raw opinion.

Don't feel like you need to address every aspect of the film, only talk about things that stand out to you.

>>84337127
Okay, thanks.