>as a kid i thought independance day (the movie) really happened

>>84312569
You were a stupid kid

You were stupid and deserve to die

>>84312569
Stupid

>>84312569
You ARE a stupid kid

You were a very stupid kid.

I was telling my religious teachers the Bible was bunk back in pre-school.

>implying it didn't
(((they))) just don't want us to remember the truth, that's why there's fluoride in the water. They couldn't suppress our memories entirely so they pretended it was a blockbuster movie instead. "Remember that movie, it's a good thing that never happened, heh heh!"

File: tip.jpg (15KB, 230x244px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 230x244px

>>84312781
wow I bet you were the popular kid!

I bet you also believe all major battles of WWII were won by USA.

>>84312956

Kek. Actually I thought all battles were won by Britain, and America fought off the aliens.

File: 1478491395671.jpg (132KB, 700x679px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 700x679px

After watching DBZ I thought if I tried hard enough I could learn how to fly. I even practiced all the tips that Gohan taught to Videl but I never got an inch off the ground

>>84313182
Fucking Gohan tricked me as well

>watch Schindler's List
>think the Holocaust really happened

I miss being young and naive

File: images (2).jpg (6KB, 200x160px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 200x160px

>>84312569
I WAS JUST A STUPID KID BACK THEN
ID TAKE BACK EVERY WORD THAT I SAID

>>84313235
Adam's Song?

>>84312569
Definitely stupid

>>84312781
Did you have a fedora back then, too?

>>84313277
Alkaline Trio

>>84313182
holy shit, me and my friends would try and do that charging this at recess, one of them was hospitalized for a burst blood vessel it was fucked up

>>84313219
>watch the gray zone
>best comedy I've seen in years

>>84313182
You should have filmed it and posted on youtube - you missed out on your InternetBux

>>84312569
holy shit are you me? I thought the same thing