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Reminder that acclaimed Rotten Tomatoes certified film critic Chris "The Cuck" Stuckman wrote this. He then submitted it for consideration of being better than the script used in the film that was written by professional screenwriters
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>>84301344
Hahaha man don't you know he wrote all that in like 20 minutes. He didn't spend weeks of his life coming up with that or anything like that. Kek you're the pathetic one who has to still bring this up over a year later
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Superman not leading Zoe out of the city is the most Reddit of criticisms of MOS.
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>>84301959
t. Chris
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This script shows why this man should not write in Hollywood. His dialogue is uninspired, he's biased to his own characters, and his characterizations of Batman and Superman are bland. If this was just an example as to how he would have done, it's a poorly constructed one.

I am disappointed.
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>>84301344
TELL THAT TO ZOD'S SNAPPED NECK!
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>>84302042
>zoe
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Wait I'll fix it

Tell it to Zod's BLACKED neck

Nailed it desu
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>>84302428
True kino
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>>84302270

> implying you actually need to be a good screenwriter to make it as a screenwriter in Hollywood

Because the actual BvS is SOOOOOOO much better than this. Because the characterizations of Batman and Superman in the film are totally NOOOOTTT bland and uninspired, even more so than this.
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>>84301344
Wait why would BVS Batman who is completely fine with murdering villians come back with "Tell that to zod's snapped neck" why wouldn't he be like "Why didn't you finish him quicker, to save lives yaddah yaddah."
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>>84302042
The fact that you're defending MoS and use "reddit" in that sense proves you're part of the cancer ruining this board
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>>84302486
hey Chris
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>>84302042
>saying something is reddit because you can't actually formulate an idea of your own
Of course you like man of steel
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>>84302642
>brainlet can't back up his argument
Tell me how saying Superman should've taken Zoe out of the city I S N T pure reddit
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Stupid ass, you can't talk to the necks of dead people.
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tell that to zods snapped neck is just as memorable as the best lines from BvS, deny
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Why would zod even follow Superman out of the city?
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>>84303912
Because that's what he would have done in the Christopher Reeves movies!
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>>84301344
Yikes
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>>84302486
>BvS writing is bland


>>84302575
Not him, but
>Zod: I'm going to take your world
>Superman: I'm going to run away from this guy who just said he will murder people in hopes that he comes after me instead of killing people because he is mad as fuck that I destroyed a chance for his people.
Really makes me think.
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