ITT: Movies you thought were great as a teenager, but utter

kubrick movies

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your pasta, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards....

>>84280916
Never post again

>>84280982
>2005+11
>Being this butthurt

>>84281209
>2005+11
dumb american detected

>>84279461
This movie was great, the sequels are what shit the bed.

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>>84279461

>>84279461
Almost all of them.

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>>84281306

>>84281209

Are you posting through a time warp?

There isn't a single one because I'm not a fucking retard.

>>84281821
>teenager

>>84279461
Holy Mountain

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>>84281276
you didn't think Reloaded was better than the 1st anon

>>84280982
.. new fag..

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>>84279461
So do you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?

>>84282097
They aged better than the original did.
Looking at them right now, the sequels are on par with the original

>>84281419
This movie was a big let down. Lot of potential behind the concept and terrific cast. What happened?

>>84282195
good cast
bad director/screenwriter

>>84279461
Fuck you, you edgy troll

here is your (You)

You cocksucker

>>84280982
How adorable. You think you're intimidating. I can feel the Nothingness behind your words. Your words are as empty as I am. That's a rarity. Listen, kid, you've caught me in a good mood, so I'll only tell you this once. Learn your place. I'm not sure if it's bravery or stupidity, but either way, crossing paths with a genocidal murderer of a universal scale is not a smart decision for someone of your level. Definitions are power. Without them, we wouldn't be able to communicate as we are now. Every single word we're using has a definition. Definitions are what separates the highly intellectual masters of bonds with nigh braindead cavemen with even less comprehension of the world than your average newborn. You will come to fear the name Mizzo. Do me and the rest of the world a favor, and please die early. I don't care what your religion is, because regardless, you should start praying to whatever deity you can think of in hopes that it gives them enough power to stop me from literally ending you. You've been warned. Have a nice day. Your future leader, -.

>>84279486
This.

fpbp

>>84279461
The Matrix was dumb yet the sequel managed to make it look like a masterpiece.

>>84281928
Fuck you you piece of shit.

>>84282379
>reddit spacing
>loves the matrix
on yer bike

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Love Exposure

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>>84281222
>>84281757
>They feel for it

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>>84279461
>ITT: Movies you thought were great as a teenager, but utter dogshit now

>>84281419
>not putting the goat's name on the poster
rude desu