Is Jason disqualified for being Bond because of his low-class

He doesn't have the look. Bond is supposed to be able to blend into high society.

His manletism and severe case of bald alone disqualifies him

>>84264321
he's disqualified because he's a bald manlet

>>84264321
no, because its elba's turn

>>84264321
I'm guessing you're a dumb yank?

He has a typical cockney accent, which is from south bongland.

He doesn't have the effete, pompous look needed for Bond.

>>84264321
>northern english accent
hes a londoner you twat

>>84264321
He's way too white to be believable as a Brit.

>>84264357
>>84264366
he's 5'10' and so is Daniel Craig

>>84264421
>>84264433
is Cockney an upperclass accent?

>>84264357
sean connery was bald as well

but this dude doesn't have the look either way

>>84264527
Yes it's actually held in high regard here. Second to only the Queen's English.

Bond isn't a powderkeg greaseball. Sure he can throw his weight around when it comes down but his greatest quality is that he's smooth and collected. Statham looks like a guy who would drunkenly fight you for looking at his girl. Bond is a bit classier than that.

>>84264321
He looks too tough. Bond is a limey alcoholic. His only action skills are jogging and shooting a pistol, everything else is speechcraft and charisma.

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>>84264413
he's too old at this point

>>84264917
>"this knitted sweater is really itchy, someone please remove it I don't even have a t-shirt between my skin and this thing"

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May I suggest Tom Hiddleston to play a retro bond? Imagine Bond during WW2 punching Nazi's, fucking sexy Flemish resistance fighters with hairy armpits, and engaging in a narrative of complex intrigue. To hell with the Bond story line. Imagine how sexy Hiddleston would look in a retro tuxedo in 1940.

>>84264321
No, because a gentleman is born, not made.

>>84264713
Craig says otherwise.

>>84265392
That dude needs to lift more desu, too wirey.

>>84265999
That's part of the appeal. It's a turn away from a street fighter Bond toward a more traditional "perfumed" and proper sailor-provacateur.

should i watch bond kinos? which one should i start with

>>84267017
Watch Man from Uncle instead.

>>84267048
can you make your shilling less obvious

>>84267017
One really is nearly as good as the other. They're all within range of one anther. I thought Skyfall was really good though. People thought Casino Royale was okay but didn't really like Quantum of Solace. I disagree about QoS. I thought it was a different kind of Bond film that didn't require the suspension of disbelief.

>>84267017
Dr. No
>>84267113
Not him but I liked Man from UNCLE and hope there's a sequel.

>>84264353

So Charlie hunam then?

>>84264601
Lol, no one holds cockney in high regard.

>>84268132
nofuckingshit.jpg

>>84267113
>talking about similar types of movies is shilling
What's more it's for a movie that's not even airing in the cinema anymore.
I swear, some of you here on this site are genuinely retarded.

It's probably cause he's bald

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>>84264321
He's bald.

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>>84264321
>Jason Staplegun
>From the North

lel?

>>84264321
Chev Chelios is better than James Bond anyway

>>84271991
Liam neeson should sign a 1 film contract to play bond.

>>84264321
Northern English? He's a fucking cockney! I'm from Newcastle and I'm offended by this.

>>84264321
10/10 b8 m8

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>>84272523
You mad?

>>84272523
>I'm from Newcastle
my condolences

>>84272523
>Newcastle
Hi Cheryl CoalBurner.

Your accent disgusts me.

>>84264321
>Northern

Burger ban when?

>>84265392
>fuckinf flemish resistance fighters
As a dutch/flemish mix this gets me rock hard

>>84264321
I can't imagine he would find the role of bond to be very appealing anyway. Way too prissy for him.

>>84272649
Still a better accent than cockney, EYUP-istan, Welsh, Scottish, west country and of course scouse.

>>84272674
Mmmm burgers

>>84264573
Sean Connery also had unshaven shoulder and back hair. Times change.

Bald manlet and old

>>84264321
>DOM'A'IC TO'REH'OH

>YA DON'T KNOW MEH

>BUT YOU WILL

>>84265547
Craig was a mistake.

Hey britbongs, I always see you people shitpost about accents, so what is considered the best accent to have?

>>84265999
He looked well in King Kong. Definitely fit the part of British intelligence agency

>>84273899
american neutral

>>84267048
>Man from Uncle

Is that some Pakistani relationship drama movie?

>>84273899
scouse or brummy

>>84264917
Too street. Bond needs to be refined and sneak into high society without being noticed. A black man, pretending to be upper class would be a dead give away and attract too much unwanted attention.

>>84267705
I'm not a doctor. And why not?

May I suggest daisy ridley as the next bond?

Game over dumb dumbs XD

>>84264321
>manlet
>hairlet
That's why