>character dumbs down advanced theoretical quantum physics

>>84255115
>Black guy says "Wait, dats da engish version!?"
>Audience laughs

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>Smart character explains complex scientific concepts using the English language

>kids ask parents how babys are made
>dad sticks a soda can through a doughnut

>American child asks american dad to make him a sandwich
>2 slices of bread and 8 slices of cheese

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>>84255115
> american character goes to an airport
>immediately has to take shoes off

>this will take 5 hours to finish
>You've got five minutes

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>>84255386
>American character goes into a home
>immediately has to put shoes on

In English doc

>>84255115
If you can't explain something simply, you don't know enough about it.
Dr Weir did nothing wrong. In that scene anyway.

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>kids ask Oscar why he's such a grouch.
>it aint me starts playing

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>smart character technobabble
>you know what the words he's using mean but he's not using any of them right just some vague smart sounding word salad for the plebs who actually watch sci-fi schlock

>>84255388
Every hacking movie ever. Why do people thinking hacking involves typing fast?

>theoretical physics phd student presents their dissertation using proofs, graphs, equations
>examination board: "whoa whoa in English, doc"

>female character grew up with 4 brothers

>>84255493
Because watching a program run by itself for hours isn't very interesting to watch

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>>84255115
>character is fat, ugly, nerdy, anti-social all at once
>has a 10/10 girlfriend who genuinely acts attracted to them

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>>84255115
> characters take shots of hard alcohol
> don't cough afterwards

>previous antagonist does one mission/task that helps the protagonists
>all the murders and destruction of property up to this point forgotten because he's OK now.

>>84255626
>doesn't even flinch or make grimace with mouth as if it were water

every time

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>>84255519
>had 6 brothers growing up, I was the baby of the family but I had to learn how to be tough!

>american scientist
>uses metric system

>>84255115
>Hacker character thinks he is better then everyone because he hacked into pentagon

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>Well, well, well

>>84255115
>suburban mom is meant to make breakfast
>fries eggs, makes pancakes, basically prepares an entire day's worth of food
>son comes down, eats a piece of bread and has to leave early.

>>84255115
Interstellar or Event Horizon?
>>84255863
The Core?

>>84255626
>Character goes to bar with qt 3.14 and orders shots
>Doesn't accidentally spit the majority his shot all over her when it goes down the wrong pipe

>>84255722
Most sciences in america use metric.
I'm in aviation and we use Celsius, nautical miles, and feet.

>>84256043
>character is fairly attractive but 'socially awkward'
>gets dragged to party and connects with girl over shots instead of stiffly pretending to ignore her when he walks in and she asks if he wants a drink because hes too afraid she'll make fun of him for being a teetotal

>everyone drunk and dancing to the newest coolest tunes
>our hero fits in by bending his knees to the beat

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>>84255519
>female character grew up with 4 brothers

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>>84257074
Heeey... Munn is the classic babe !!

>lag during online game
>"stop downloading porn LUL"

>One smart black guy
>Still talks like he grew up in the worst neighborhood in detroit

>>84257074
>5 sausages

>>84257292
This actually kind of happens irl. Even the most grounded, intelligent and sophisticated black people still seems to have an obsession with being cool. Even if it only comes out once in a while.

Why the hell did my somewhat relevant pepethread just get deleted but not this one? I've never had this happen before.

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>>84258601
>No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

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>>84258843
never change /tv/