>mother asks me to download her some films I'd recommend

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>introducing your family to kino
first mistake m8

>>84250189
I'm sorry OP. Your parents are plebs. I got off lucky. My parents love stuff like Fargo.

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My parents won't watch Twin Peaks because it's too "brown"

>>84250294
This

My parents refused to watch more than one episode of Fargo, True Detective and Mad Men, gave up after that. All they watch is shitty Scandinavian and British crime shows or romantic dramas

>>84251546
Your parents are vacunated of pretentious bullshit
In time, you will too.

>>84250189
Fargo is shit though

>>84250189
>>84251546
>OP's parents ask OP to download some films he'd recommend
>OP downloads a tv series
They were right laughing at their retard son. Maybe that's why you watch a show about a retard

>>84251975
I'm Russian and she calls everything "films"

>>84252011
>Russian
Download Eastern Promises and Stalker for them to watch

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>>84250294
But anon...
WE family

>fargo
>good

>>84251792
>mainstream TV with millions in viewership
>pretentious

Stay retarded

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>>84250189
My father thought Matrix was the biggest piece of shit and my mother was bored to tears with Escape from New York and called it "American propaganda"

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>>84250189
>mom and step-dad watch drive
>tell them how i really like the movie and the soundtrack/score is fucking amazing
>what? we didn't notice the music

i cannot even.

>>84252548
>Escape from New York
>American propaganda
How? It's the contrary

>bored to tears
the fuck

It must be hard having an autistic son. My best wishes for your parents.

>>84252986
I mean it really is. It's stressful to be in the constant state of disbelief and disappointment

I'll pass on your wishes

>>84252011
Get hard to be a god and impress her with your fine taste in national cinema.

>>84251546
Why are europrocedurals so dad-core?
I only enjoy and ironically alarm fur cobra 11

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>>84252548
I guess we can add Escape From NY to the list then.

>>84250189
As a kid I took the pump for those toys and stuck it in my ass and blew air in.

>>84250189
>mother asks for films
>being so austic that feel in the need to download a whole season of a serie

I guess it's hard to be the retarded of the family

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>>84250189
What toy is that in the pic? Looks interesting. Why is there a pump?

Always been like this with any member of my family. They just do not get kink. Most kino they will get is an (((Oscar))) movie.

>>84253183
Boomer generation that weren't influenced by American culture as much

Also basic TV

>>84253463
Films are shit

>>84253948
you are shit to be honest

>>84253524
Vac-Man with a Sonic's Knuckles memeememeeme head put on. He was soft, but with you put the air pump on the back of his head it an dpumped it made the stuff inside him harden an become moldable.

He was the villain for Stretch Armstrong

>>84253948
Do not leave /b/ ever again

>>84253214
now you are gay

>>84250189
Get her some Russel Crowe films like Gladiator.