Captain, I'm detecting large quantities of shitposting in

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ATTENTION ALL BAJORAN WORKERS

>>84243890
WATCH IT SPOONHEAD

>>84243880
Make it so.

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Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

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I am BEGGING you to have raw animalistic sex with me! A literal once in a lifetime chance to have at it with a Klingon experiencing Pon farr

What the fuck was his problem?

>>84244343
he was an autophile

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RAPE COMMANDOS TO THE TRANSPORTER ROOM

>just finished watching all of TNG,DS9 and Voyager
>feel a bit lost at what to watch right now
>really dont want to watch enterpirse

feels bad man, do you think theres hope for the new series?

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>Troi: "Captain I sense....something...I'm sorry, I cant be any more specific than that...."
>Picard: "Mmmm , thank you Counselor, your insights are enlightening as ever. Your input will be highly considered"


>Worf: "Captain! I have intercepted a communication from the Romulans that they plan to kill as many children as possible to start a war with the federation! The enemy ship is charging its disruptors, they are aimed at the ships school, I suggest that we raise shields and fire phasers immediately!"
>Picard: "Now now Mr. Worf, lets not be hasty. Perhaps disintegrating children is their way of trying to communicate. I want to see how this plays out.."

>>84245362

>too busy raping each other

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I'm 100% correct, am I not?

>>84245499
watch the original

>>84245760
I dont think a post DS9/VOY is ever going to happen sadly

Its simply been too long and normies wont be able to follow it

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>>84245933
Dude, there was, like 30 years between the end of TOS and TNG. It's never too late. We just need CBS to stop fuck-assing around and give someone with talent creative control of the series.

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>>84245734

>>84245996
They were approaching godlike levels of tech by the end of DS9. Part of the reason I think they prefer reboots and prequels is to reset the tech level and keep things somewhat grounded.

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best trek character, other than Garak.

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>>84244388

simple
he got dubs

>>84245689
kek

>>84247277
So second best?

>>84246405
Have an apocalypse. Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda was the perfect blueprint for a great post-VOY Trek.

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>>84243890
*blocks your path*

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Babylon 5 > DS9

>>84250470
I'm finding it hard to disagree with most of these,

Greetings trekkies,
I am a TNG fan but it doesn't get much farther than that, what are the chances of this new wave of standalone trek series featuring a series about the tng crew 30 years later or whatever?

>>84251055
Hello there!
In response to your question, I'd say chances are pretty freaking good. This new wave of standalone trek series is most likely going to feature a series about the tng crew 30 or 40 years later for sure.

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>>84243880

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>>84243890
Now now Mr Dukat! Looking as smart and commanding as always! How can I help my favorite Cardassian commander today?

Perhaps the Crusporian Pancakes with a light Borian sauce? Or the crispy Jovian eclairs? They are particularly delicious this time of year! And a glass of kanar I know you Cardassians love your kanar!

>>84249659
>those time security officers from DS9/ENT go back to stop Janeway from what she did in the VOY finale
>she doesn't back down when they try and stop her and ends up setting off some technobabble bomb that kills lots of people, stops time travel from ever happening again (fuck those episodes), and destroys anything in the galaxy powered by a warp core
>federation collapses down to only a few members
>next enterprise goes out 50-100 years later and explores how other civilizations have rediscovered tech while attempting to restore political relations

>>84243890
I want to see the outtakes from that vid.

>Attention all Bajaran wor- wait, BajAran? lol, keep rolling
>i need something to do with my hands, get me a cup
>no the cup is weird, i feel like i wouldn't just be holding a cup, you know? get me a PADD

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Friendly reminder that Duakt did nothing wrong.

>>84245996
>Dude, there was, like 30 years between the end of TOS and TNG

1986 - 1968 = 18.

Why are all trekthreads invaded by ds9fags

ds9 isnt trek, this is a tng thread, get the fuck out you fucking pieces of shit

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>>84252774

i want to sniff 7 of 9s pusy!

>>84245760

Chow Yun Fat as Captain?

Violent Supercaptain when?

does anyone have that pic of Janeway's hairstyles throughout Voyager?

>>84246405
This. There would be virtually no plots left where one couldn't say "why don't they just use that technology from [x past episode]?", not to mention DS9 ended with the Romulans and Klingons on the path to ending their antagonistic and militaristic societies.

>>84252774
This seems like an orchestrated event

>>84253141
Not to mention that 3 major empires were nearly destroyed.

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>>84253098

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Captain, do you think I'm attractive?

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>>84253288
thanks, anon.

>>84245760
+1 upboated

>>84247277

>Shran and Weyoun enter a bar

What happens, tv?

>>84245499
Watch TOS, then watch Enterprise (it's not actually that bad).

>>84253837


Shran


looks


at


Weyoun


and


says


"sup bro"


(audience laughs)

>>84245760

I dont want a chinese captain.

Best captains are from England.

>>84250095
True dat. ds9 worst trek.

>>84253288
This is really sexist. Why do we focus so much on a woman's appearence? To be gender-equal we should also discuss Picard's different hairstyles.

>>84245689
There was a thread several weeks ago on how useless Troi was. It's true that she provided vague statements because if it had been specific there would be no plot.

This leads me to think how underrated the Betazoids are. Deanna is a halfie so it's understandable that her telepathic ability is not on par with her mother. Considering how her mother is able to sense what Picard, Riker and other aliens are thinking Federation probably mandates that one of the senior officers in every ship has to be a Betazoid. Think about how invaluable one of them would be when it comes negotiations of all types.

>>84254133
Did you just assume Janeway's gender identity? And also Picard's?

Wow, just wow.

>>84254290
Having a Betazoid or other telepath sure can be useful, but I don't think that the federation is authoritarian.

>>84254364
Internally they are. Externally there's a debate possible, but signs point to yes they are there too.

>>84254416
How is the federation authoritarian?

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>>84253329
All the little boys want Troi. But the men... the men, my friends, they know where it's really at.

>>84245760
Let me try.

* Don't fucking pander to any ethnicity, star trek is supposed to be at the forefront of social progress, it's already been through the including minorities phase. (Though this obviously doesn't mean white-only cast)
* post - ds9
* Multiple POV chars. This is how things work now.

* One guy works at a federation starship, climbing the command chain. this is our starfleet pov, and a good opportunity for classic-feel filler episodes.

* second guy head of a piece-of-shit mining colony somewhere.

* earth pov, federation headquarters, works in the bureaucracy, idealistic youth learning about the gritty reality.

* MAJOR ARC: all the shit from TNG: Force of Nature comes to bear. Starfleet instituted the warp speed limit, but civilians and other races never followed it, not to mention even SF vessels could break it in "emergencies" which is half the time anyways. Spacetime is rupturing everywhere, named characters die, eventually the whole quadrant is trapped in non-warpable space. The shitty mining colony wasn't self-sufficient, erupts into chaos. SF personnel that were supposed to be on short tours are trapped away from home. generalized insubordination.
New technologies to detect ST cracks, and even to help "mend" spacetime, but there's not enough investment.
Eventually someone discovers a new warp geometry that's better then traditional geometries and doesn't break ST, but they can't get the information out (subspace is also affected by the tears).
climax is the delivery of the new warp drives to rest of the quadrant.

* obvious global warming analogy is obvious.

* also the enterprise J is butt-ugly

>>84254459
It's intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.

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Someone always asks.

This list is pretty bullshit though.

"Night Terrors" is listed as bad despite being fucking K I N O

The episode where the homo Betazoid beams aboard a ship and goes "ABLOO BLOO IT'S MUH HOME NOW" and explodes is listed as "good" when it nearly put me into a boredom coma.

>>84254523
Just because star fleet follows a traditional military structure doesn't make the whole federation authoritarian.

Why exactly don't the Borg see the Federation as a threat after they destroyed a cube?

>>84254508
>Don't fucking pander to any ethnicity

Can you define 'pandering to an ethnicity'?

>>84254523
Should be easy for you to back it up, then.

>>84245689
if you kill your enemies, they win

>>84254580
I sorta believe the Borg Farm Theory. With more powerful civilizations, the Borg poke and prod. Get them to realize the Borg is a grave threat. This in turn makes these civilizations research and produce better tech. The Borg do not research. They farm. And its much smarter to wait until your produce is ripe before you pluck it.

>>84254570
>the inner light
>great

Every time.

http://www.darkhorizons.com/star-trek-discovery-adds-armor-ditches-rule/

>The upcoming “Star Trek: Discovery” is making two key changes to “Star Trek” lore and both of them are essentially for the better.

>The first is the ditching of Gene Roddenberry’s long-standing rule which has long frustrated many writers on the show – to avoid having Starfleet crew members in serious conflict with each other.

>In Roddenberry’s idyllic utopian future, the human race was in conflict with others but rarely with itself. Some ‘Trek’ cleverly worked around this rule (eg. alien possession). “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine” effectively ignored it by incorporating numerous alien and non-Starfleet characters into its main cast.

>The rule is being lifted altogether though from the upcoming “Star Trek: Discovery”.

>>84254629
I don't know why people have a hard time figuring that out. To me it seems intuitively obvious even to the most casual observer. The reason I won't tell people though is that I am enjoying watching them squirm entirely too much. It's probably bad for me.

>>84245760
Like SJWs care about Asians.

>>84254523

>>84254523

There's hasn't been an episode that discusses the governmental structure of the Federation in depth. We just know bits and pieces of it.

The fact that Section 31 being a secretive organization makes be believe that they're not highly authoritative. Then again..by being surrounded by Romulans, Klingon, Cardassians, Jem Hadar, and other unknown hostile species, I can't say that the Federation would have only-liberal policies.

>>84254776
I knew it was gonna be shit.

>>84253288
Where's Nemesis Janeway?

>>84254780
Eh, you got one reply, if that's a win for you then I guess you win.

>>84245760

>Leela is a lesbian

What the fuck?

>>84245737
This prospect arouses me...
>>84245933
Why not animate it and have sound-alikes? Animators wouldent need to do much since it is mostly sit-talk-chariter development.
>>84251987
Neelix best chariter, After re-watching it Voyager dose suffer some problems with chariter interactions and alot of fucking BORING ones and not knowing what to write for janeway half the time Neelix and The Doctor are my all out favs. got to applaud 7's actress portraying him in 'Body and Soul'.

Best Data episode for me so far? season two, frogot the name but he finds a little girls signal and her planet (Amung others in the system) Are fucking exploding, he littarly gose out of his way to even breaking the prime directive to save the kid. The alien kid looks like some red ridge-less clingon with long ass fingers.

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>>84245737

>>84255178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNvHz-n5F5Q

>>84255331

>This video contains content from Fox, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

>>84246405

The End of DS9 was literally a manufacturing race that buried the quadrant in Mirandas and Galors. If anything, the average standard of the Starfleet vessel had regressed technologically by the war's end.

>>84254570
>the list is bullshit because you disagree with 5% of the rankings, even though you agree with the other 95%
Really makes me th--

>>84254767
Never mind, no more thinking.

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>>84254600
that post's cast was too neat with each mandatory group.

I guess you just need to send out casting calls with no specified ethnicity and just select based on acting merit, you'll probably get a fairly good mix without being heavy-handed about it.

>>84250008
>Watch it, Sisko

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>>84254776
>>84254915
The websites trumpeting this like some sort of amazing revelation are run by casuals who don't know jack shit about Star Trek.

The 4channers complaining about this like it's a sign of the franchise's demise are casuals who don't know jack shit about Star Trek.

This isn't news, they already did away with the "Roddenberry box" years ago.

>The tech is too advanced post-DS9!
hot tip: the tech isn't actually real. It's capabilities and weaknesses are literally whatever the writers want them to be.

>>84255499
Except going to the effort of emphasising them breaking the """"""""rule""""""""" just makes it sound like a teen drama set in the ST universe.

>>84255499
This. STD is going to be more of the same failed post-Roddenberry cancer that no one wants and is the reason the series is fucking dead.

The filmic franchise went back to TOS for a reason. Come back to Earth, Gene. We need you.

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>It's a Riker gets kidnapped and tricked into thinking his entire life is a lie episode

WHY IS THERE MORE THAN ONE

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>>84255471
Watch it, Dukat!

>>84254489

Was this episode meant to be a backdoor pilot for an Okona spin-off or something? I don't think I've ever seen a one-off character shilled so much.

>>84255581
I laughed so hard at this image. I can't even explain how much I laughed. I'm laughing right now. I can't stop laughing. Fucking funny as shit. Holy shit I cannot stop laughing at this.

>>84255559
It's just part of the marketing. They have to release minuscule and unimportant doses of information on a regular basis, and then hype them up to the extreme in order to keep the "geek culture" fanatics convinced that something BIG is coming and they can't miss it. When you act like this is a big deal then you're playing right into their hands.

>>84255777
Post Crusher.

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>mfw I find a Trek thread

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Why is she so perfect?

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>>84255807

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>>84255888

>>84249659
I like this idea. Maybe do something like Foundation series.
>Federation and other empires collapsing after years of conflict with little to no results
>Many regions become autonomous but slowly lose knowledge on how to space travel long distances.
>A small group of Federation citizens gather a community of scientists to preserve what is left of the knowloedge.

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>>84255952

>>84255920
Beautiful.

>>84255795
Why don't Star Trek's marketeers cater to the fanbase ever?

Why is there no post-VOY series? Why are the movies all action dreck? Why aren't there any party-based turn-based tactical CRPGs based on Star Trek? Why is everything Trek retarded lowest common denominator shit?

Generations could have been GOAT

>>84255968
>Star Trek
>A show defined by its optimism about humanity's potential and development
>Nah lol we'll just descend back into barbarism after some bad shit lmao

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>>84255888
>tfw you sit outside your crush's apartment listening to her get fucked by the king of her planet

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>>84255991

That is what the damn cardies actually believe. Spoonheads couldn't even feed their own children.

>>84256031

just like with >>84254508, I think calamity scenarios are good for testing the optimism of trek. It's easy to be an optimist when you live in paradise.

>>84256031
This. Star Trek is about humanity's potential for bettering itself and building a future for everyone. Not some shitty post-apocalyptic show.

>>84256011
>Why is there no post-VOY series? Why are the movies all action dreck? Why aren't there any party-based turn-based tactical CRPGs based on Star Trek? Why is everything Trek retarded lowest common denominator shit?
Marketing departments don't control any of these.

Why are you asking stupid questions?

>>84256095
>>84256091
Tru dat. Just thinking of ways to break the power levels of the show if it did go into the future.

>>84256091
Except the whole point is avoiding the bad shit. It's not optimistic to say hey we'll be cuddly after our entire civilisation has eaten itself alive

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>>84255997

>>84256075
>you'll never be a shapeshifter and be able to revert to your liquid state resting inside your qt GFs womb all night

>>84256158
I mean even with their advanced tech, the enemy empires still have equal or better tech, so their is plenty of potential for conflict. Although I don't think that a Star Trek series set when they have time travel would be that good. Something like 10 or 20 years after ds9 would be good.

>>84256075

>Sit outside

More like transform into a condom and be the one actually fucking her

Odo was such a shit changeling

>>84246405
What significant technological breakthroughs happened in DS9?

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Captain, why is my wife an 11 year old girl?

Permission to beam sir?

>>84256258
>wrap yourself around the guy's dick and have him spooge all over you

nigga you gay

>>84256258
>kira making the head of bajor use a condom

lol i dont think so

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>>84256309

>>84256298
Think they mean the Voyager finale and the tech they had from future Janeway

If Sisko told Kira the prophets wanted them to fuck, would she have done it?

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>>84256075
I rooted for these two so much, desu.

>>84256134
Uh I work in marketing for the Hotel Locidade

>>84256400
Of course, Kira is a turbo slut when it comes to religion.

>>84256233
I've got another idea. What if the Federation matched or surpassed many of its neighbors in military technology. It would be fun to watch them try to restrain themselves when a conflict arises.

>>84256298
Not much, the defiant was pretty strong for it's size but it's not like the federation can equip any other ships with cloaks. Voyager had more tech advances, like the improved versions of the EMH, slipstream drive, some transwarp drive attempts, ablative armor and so on. It could be interesting to have a series were the federation expands into the delta and gamma quadrants by maybe using slipstream drive or something.

>>84256426
What if Sisko said they wanted her to fuck Quark?

>>84256436
>running across countless civilizations that consider Janeway a war criminal

>>84256011
This is a really great point, well-made. Excellent question which has no answer.

>>84256496
It could be interesting to see Harry Kim as a captain and the federation welcoming some of the friendly delta quadrant civilizations into the federation and helping to defend them against the kazon and such.

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QUUUAAAAARRRRKK

>>84256539
No it couldn't be. Fuck off with your abject stupidity.

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>>84256402
Weird to think neither of the actors thought their characters' romance was a good idea.

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is he into femdom?

>>84256617
I read they didn't think it was a good idea from the start (or at least Visitor didn't), but were still satisfied how it turned out. That's good enough for me.

>>84256617
Yeah. It was decent enough, but I never really felt like Kira was genuinely in love with Odo.

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>>84256539
>It could be interesting to see Harry Kim

>>84245689
What would happen if Troi says she feels absolute hostility from a ship? Would Picard put that on hold?

>>84255920

Is this the image that launched treasure planet?

>>84255991
except the bajorans a warp capable race hundreds of years before humans were.

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>it's a Starfleet lost its brand guide again episode

>>84255711
No it was a Gulliver's Travels omage

>>84256011
Movies are by their nature action oriented. The fact that the franchise is kept alive by movies means that it's dead.

>>84254767
one of the best of all time

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>>84256836
WE
U
Z

>>84256718
>>84256748

I think it worked because it had an ending. Because there wasn't going to be a happily ever after; Odo is functionally immortal whilst Kira... isn't. Better for them to care about each other, then part.

>>84254767
it is great you pleb

>>8425687
>Movies are by their nature action oriented.
TMP had less action than the average Trek episode

>>84256836
No they weren't, they had solar sails and happened across a tachyon eddie.

>>84256815
It launched my planet it you know what I mean.

>>84256845
This really pisses me off.

>>84256941
Also considered a subpar movie

>>84256941
And it's one of the most poorly received movies in the catalog.

I unironically enjoy it though.

>>84256943
TNG

picard at a bajoran refugee camp with ensign ro. he comments on how the sad it is. that the bajorans were using warp drive while humans were still sailing.

>>84256998
...by plebs

What makes good Trek?

>>84257037
Ill take Wrath of Khan everyday over TMP

>>84257027
It made a lot more money than crap like Nemesis

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and now for no reason, other than Stewart wanting to drive a dune buggy, we will abandon our flying spacecraft with the powerful sensors and unlimited ability to fly in the atmosphere, to drive a dune buggy.

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>>84254290

>>84256478
Make it so.

>>84257069
Because people were starved for Trek

>>84256877
No, it sucks. It sucks when you're watching it and it sucks even harder when you're thinking about it afterwards.

We have to follow Picard through this boring-ass plot and then he wakes up and IT WAS ALL IN HIS MIND and we ALL KNEW THAT THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME, and instead of requiring months of therapy and more months of retraining, he's just like, welp, I shall have a lie-down and play this flute thingy.

Like these fucking assholes couldn't just build a museum and be like, careful with those fossil fuels Eugene, no, they have to make a mind-rape beam probe and launch who the fuck knows how many of them to randomly grab people and force them into a half-lifetime of effectively playing an unwinnable VR videogame so everyone could know how sad it is that they all died. Boo fucking hoo, you twatcunts.

I don't think about the poor dead cunts who boo-hoo died. I think about the fuckers they force their shit onto. I think about the shipful of sad-sack mediocre Academy graduates Starfleet tasks with locating and destroying all the rest of the mind-rape probes in case they grab any other unfortunate fucker and mind-rape him into thinking he's one of them for thirty fucking years. Absolute fucking cunts.

Easily the most over-rated episode in the canon.

>>84257168
tl;dr

maybe Voyager is more your speed kid

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starfleet has some weird fetish parties.

>>84257127
Why doesn't it come with purple space bazookas?

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>>84257217
Tell me about the Picard

>>84257146
This. TMP was a huge event. The first big budget Star Trek experience in an age dominated by sci fi thanks to Star Wars.

It is really good if you appreciate model work and old school effects though. Really all of the TOS movies have god tier effects. The models are insanely detailed and look enormous.

>>84257210
>can't concentrate long enough to read three paragraphs
>wants to talk shit about what people's speeds are

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>>84243880
>browse /tv/
>see this cocksmoker's stupid face

Yup... It's another faggot-filled Star Trek thread.

>>84257127
Magnetic static from the space fog is jamming their sensors.

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>>84257439

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>>84257439

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>>84257439
>>84257439
Dont talk to me or my son ever again

>>84256845
CBS can literally never get anything right can they?

>>84257451
>sensors can see starships many light years away. while they are both traveling at warp.
>can't pick out some android bits from the rocks because static.
>didn't fly low over the ground in an air conditioned and comfy shuttle. using their eyes and windows to spot the android.

>>84257439
Spiner isn't gay

>>84256845
>they raped Axanar for this

>>84256878
I don't get this picture.

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>>84257567

>generic sci-fi costumes
>allegedly a transporter room despite not looking anything like one
>TOS phasers

the communicators look okay too so maybe the rule is it can only look Star Trek if you can hold it in your hand. I wonder which style of tricorder they will have.

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>>84257623

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>>84257623
That's because trektards are not only gay, they're fucking retarded.

>Mirror Kira

much dick

>>84257579
Yes, all the young straight bucks in Texas were going to Barbra Streisand concerts in their early twenties.

>>84257837
He has a wife and child.
Have you ever even see a vagina, anon?

>>84257759
>You will never be her slave

I was not made for this life.

>>84257579
>Spiner isn't gay

Right. And the world is flat.

>>84257868
More like Lorie McBeard.

>>84255567
>post-Roddenberry cancer
Is this a subtle Majel Barrett reference?

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>>84257868
>He has a wife and child.
So did Rock Hudson... Your point?

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How's the Stellaris New Horizons mod going these days?

inb4 >>>/v/

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>>84257868
Having a favorite Cher song can get you thrown off a roof by ISIS.

>>84258001
>married for like 2 years and no children
Yeah, that's exactly the same.

>>84257677
>star wars VII reused old concept art, just do that!
>use star trek II stuff for pre-kirk or at all in the main timeline
What were they thinking?
Parts of it even look like the JJ universe, but having it look this way before those movies almost fits worse.

>>84258077
>he likes Cher

Who cares? That doesn't make you gay. If you like a song, you like it. What's the big fucking deal?
>ISIS
ISIS is a bunch of brainwashed psychopaths, though.

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what did they mean by this

>>84258227
Like I'm promoting ISIS or even saying it's bad to be gay.

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>>84258262

Picard > Sisko
Riker > Kira
Data > Jadzia
O'Brien > Geordi
Odo > Worf
Bashir > Crusher
Troi > Ezri
Wesley > Nog

Geordi vs O'Brien was probably the closest choice there, and Wesley vs Nog and Troi vs Ezri are pretty much irrelevant because they're all fucking horrible. Beverly would probably have beaten Bashir if the genetically engineered gimmick was there from the start.

>>84258409
Nog is a million times better than Wesley

>>84258094
>defending queers as if they were normal

What are you, heterophobic or something?

>>84258409
Jake > Wesley
Nog > Alexander
Dukat > Crystalline entity
Garak > Vash

>>84258501
was for:
>>84258303

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Why do people always say that Star Trek is for homosexuals? What is it about it that specifically appeals to the homosexual community?

>>84256543
You think Quark ever shit in Odos bucket?

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>>84258580
No idea

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>>84258029
They have a Trek mod now? My go to Trek mod is Sins of a Solar Empire. I like Stellaris so Ill have to check this out.

>>84258609
What do you think really caused the morphogenic virus?

>>84258580
it promotes tolerance and understanding

>>84258609
>do you think odo gets embarrassed when he mixes in with quark's poo haha

>>84253329
She's so beta that she even hoverhands herself!

For some reason Gates just doesn't do it for me. I didn't fancy her when I was a child, and watching her in reruns is pretty much the same. I think she and her character are just very dull.

>>84257217

> "... you've been an entire civilization!"
> Picard hands Data the mask
> Goes to bed that night beaming from the awesome day he had unveiling and exotic ancient civilization
> ensign Zinnwop whispers "Computer, end program"
> The ensigns manage to roll the captain back to his quarters without waking him
> Maybe this fucking archeology nerd will get off our backs for a while now

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>>84258666
Oh, you mean they'd let Milo Yiannopoulos or Ann Coulter speak at the Starfleet Academy?

wew

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>actor has gay mannerisms.
no way!

>>84258830
faggotness and the like have been cured by the 24th century

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>tfw the new ship wouldn't be so bad if they just tried to make it look like it fit in with TOS remastered

>>84253329
Saggy old smelly hag.

>>84258906
>saggy

You should see Troi now.

>>84258906
Dr. Polaski stop posting

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>>84258930
I've seen her.

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>>84258967

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How do you go from this
>>84255777
to this
>>84258967
Meanwhile Crusher went from this
>>84255920
to pic related.

Which one looks better now?

>>84259005
Double eww. I threw up in my mouth a little.

>>84259005
That was 15 years ago, and even here you can see her face starting to go.

>>84259068
Sagging, leathery skin... bitchy, entitled attitude... all kinds of weird odors...

UGH!!

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>>84259005
>>84259101

thicc doe

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>>84243880
last thread had some funny ones.

>>84259118
you misspelled fat

>>84258894
I really hate how every TOS-era fan design HAS to use the very same nacelles and saucer as the constitution. Just because some stupid rpg sourcebook from the 1960s had those knock off designs.

>>84259114
>sagging
bruh have you seen>>84258967
>>84259148
You misspelled I'm a fag

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>>84259142>>84259125
LEL

I must have missed a great thread

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Was it really necessary for Picard to call Gomez a "sloppy spic cunt" and start punching her right there in engineering?

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>>84259223

a milk bottle is fine too.

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>>84259271
FUCKING HOT CHOCOLATE CUNT

>>84245760
I'd watch, looks neat.

>>84259271
>Yeah, gimme that chocolate Ensign... And now give me your tea, Earl Grey, hot...

>>84259307
I actually like that Daedalus redesign made for one of the fan projects.

>>84259142
>beam me to their nursery

everytime

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>>84259068

She kinda looks like a goblin.

At least they all aged better than Kes

>>84259513
How

>>84259513
didn't she have mental issues tho, that completely wrecked her life?

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>>84259513>>84259525
>>84259535


JANEWAY WE HAVE TO GO BACK. WE HAVE TO GO BACK

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>>84259525

What happens when the "Hey kid, wanna /ss/" meme takes place irl

>>84259535

I guess so, can't really say I know for sure, but she did seem kinda "special" in VOY

>>84259525
She got fucked by an insect man as a child.

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>>84259513
>a goblin
Really? Come on. She's just old. She's nearly 70. She's a cute little old granny.

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>>84259605

Alright, alright, a cute goblin.

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>>84259605
you could only pray your wife looks this good when shes approaching 70

>>84259657
Tim Russ looks like a hobo who wants to rape you.

>>84259657
got any more Voyager cast photos?

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>Geordi, you're nice and all it's just that... I don't find Blacks attractive.

You can tell that this was Rick Berman's idea

>>84259658
Seriously, if I got married and my wife and I look the way Patrick Stewart and Gates McFadden look now 40 years later I'd be pretty happy with my life.

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>>84259733

just this one.

>>84259732
maybe he had some small part hobo role when that was taken

>>84255568
I liked it more when Stargate: Atlantis did it desu

>>84259809
kek, that will do I guess

>>84259845
Almost every scifi and fantasy show has an episode like that.
Especially annoying when they do that stupid twist at the end where it shows it really is all a lie.

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>>84259942

It's why Tasha's death was oddly satisfying, I wasn't expecting them to actually go ahead with killing her.

>>84259245
t. ugly/chubby chaser

>>84260070
t. flaming homosexual

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>>84259271
Who cares? Picard is a queer anyway.

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Why couldn't they wrap the series up with a Quantum Leap reference, they already had Al in a previous episode. Just stick an "oh boy" in there to hint at Archer being Sam. It'd be better than the shit we actually got.

>>84259307
2001 pre-prod ripoff by Rottenburied

>>84259513
She looks like a gay retarded man.

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best Trek movie

>>84259827
Maybe you're just grasping at straws trying to find excuses for old walking corpses.

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>>84260221

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>>84260312
Agreed.
Best TOS ep - picrelated

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>>84260221
sam was actually on the tng holodeck with fat riker
proof me wrong

>>84260312
what's this?

>>84260585
An Enterprise prequel.

>>84260585
Forbidden Planet

Hey, check this out...

https://youtu.be/PvW_2Fy6qQo

10 Hours! Plus, it's the almost the only one left.

>>84258458
a random redshirt killed in the 4th episode is better than Wesley

>>84260805
TNG fans are so fucking queer it's unreal how fucking queer they are.

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>>84260446
Fat Riker is best Riker

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>>84257439
>implying

>>84260893
Hey, it's catchy as hell, and funny.

Also, if you really look, he nails the Data parts of the vid.

>>84260114
t. flaming heterophobe

>>84260957
>implying

That he's a cocksmoker? Nah. I'm stating it... clearly.

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>>84261006
what

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fuck this tiny bitch

>>84261093
Can't you read?

>>84261119
Can you?

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>>84261099
Go for it, granny chaser.

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>>84261164
i've got other admirals in mind

>>84261187
looks like a fucking jew

>>84261219
hmm, interesting analysis

>>84245689
Considering Picard's hatred of children I could see this playing out.

>>84261219
Very intuitive assertion there, champ.

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>>84243880
I'm sorry Data, but after your loss to Troy I am having a hard time trusting your ability to operate a Star Ship

>>84261465
No problem, loser.

>>84258458
The Nog annoying side kick to total badass Lt. arc. Versus Wesley is annoying stays annoying gives up on Starfleet to go wander around with some loser the traveler.

>>84261628
Wow, that was a very intelligent response. I'm interested in anything else you have to say.

>>84245760
the whole cast could be transmongenous tumblr bait for all I care but if Peter Stormare was the chief medical officer I'd watch it every week.

>>84254972
She's married to Kurt Sutter

>>84261769
Wow, what a smug, cocksucking faggot you are. I'm really bothered by what you think.

>>84261847
Hmm, very stimulating conversation. Please continue. Your input is very important to me.

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>>84261219
>having this miscalibrated of a Jewdar
Pathetic, you are a disgrace to your race and should be gassed.