Is Conan the ultimate alpha male? >6'4 >Harvard Grad

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>>84233105
>coco
>alpha
He's a HACK

>ginger
ohhhh so close

>>84233105
>Harvard Grad
>alpha male

>>84233105

>ruined one of his best bits with cringy celebrities

I want to give him the benefit of the doubt and say the producers made him have celeb guest on clueless gamer instead of aaron

coco is anything but alpha, he is beta +

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>>84233324

Fuck you, man.

>>84233105
Conan is far and away the most likable talk show host on air

>>84233105
>Ginger

DROPPED

>>84233105
he was pretty remarkable until he sold his soul to Turner to stay on the air
objectively sucked the funny out of him

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>>84233105
>ywn see any new masturbating bears, in the year 2000s, or pierre bernard's recliner of rage

>>84233560
That Final Fantasy 15 one with Frodo was great though

>>84233753
No, he's not. I can tell you how his routine goes right now because he's so predictable and uncreative.

>Walks out
>unbuttons coat
>does that stupid hip trick where he acts like he's tugging his hips left and right with invisible strings
>cuts one
>points to audience with the very same hand
>licks finger, touches nipples, then points to the audience with each hand multiple times
>jumps up and lands when the band does its last hardy blow
>constantly buttons and unbuttons coat throughout the evening
>has a 10 minute news/fun fact segment
>starts off with a fact or news
>"mhm, that's right"
>puts hands together, looks straight at camera, leans head in, says the underwhelming punchline that turns the event on its head
>all this for 10 minutes
>proceeds to let a skit/joke run on for way too long

>>84233980
I like him.

>>84233843
fucking kill me

>>84233980
Every talk show is repetitive

>>84233980

Writer's strike Conan and being fired from Tonight Show Conan were top tier.

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>>84233862

Conan just repeats the same tired jokes night after night, and they aren't even jokes he came up with, his writing staff wrote them. He's the real life equivalent to those meme posting sites like 9gag.

>>84233291
He's not a hack. You're a fat nothing hiding behind memes on s computer. And you know it.

>>84236150
wtf, its real

>>84233105
How many times are you going to make this thread? You wanna suck him off do ya?

>>84233980
Gather round gang!

>>84237166
What is it like to be empty? Your parents are so disappointed in you. You know that right?

The Jordan Schlansky bits are great. Every bit from his daily workplace has excellent banter.

>>84233560
Probably. Show's gotta make money. Be nice if they could include more of him when the guest is weak.

>>84233843
Dude, what are you going on about?

>>84233843
>pierre bernard
I was never a fan of his recliner of rage but he has great potential as one of many "quirky" people working on the Conan show.

>>84233862
He broke /v/

>>84237262
The Jordan Schlansky bits were okay at best two years ago.

>>84233980
i'm reading this post, envisioning conan doing every single greentext, and lmaoing
based coco

>>84233105
>liberal cuck

>>84237320
Literally only five people on /v/ are retarded enough to like FF.

This is some of the funniest shit ever put to television
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zetAt5nsf-U

>>84233105
>Harvard Grad
Oh wow big deal, his family was rich and his dad also went. College is a meme, learn a trade.

>>84237323
>two years ago

I don't watch the actual show, just bits on YT. Talk shows are shit.

>>84237504
They were okay at best two years ago on youtube.

>>84237459
>dude 50s people hate women xD

>>84233105
he's also a professional shill so eeeehhh

>>84233105
>half-jewish

Also he has a tall amazon wife because womanlets are for betas.

>>84233324
>whighte boi

>>84237200

you're a very ugly person in real life with not a single female interested in you. LOL

why live?

>>84239962
im not
not him btw

>>84233843
>ywn see any new pierre bernard's recliner of rage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_YDoHo57lY

Did the cops finally find his stash of corpses?

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>>84237470
>College is a meme, learn a trade.

>>84240559
t. $100,000 of student debt

>>84240572
None, actually.

t. went to grad school

>>84240602
t. Works at Starbucks with his philosophy "degree"

He wrote some of the greatest episodes of the Simpsons.

>>84240637
kek the insecurity is palpable

>>84240637
Wrong again. Wanna stop projecting?

>>84240668
>>84240677
t. Is so successful he still posts on 4chan

>>84240757
William Shatner posts here. What's your point?

>>84240861
William Shatner isn't successful.

>>84240648
While John Swartzwelder wrote 59 greater simpsons episodes

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>>84240876
>this multimillionaire isn't successful

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>>84233291
Colbert fan detected

>>84240897
Money isn't success. What does William Shatner contribute to the world? He's an 'actor?' Lol, actors are literally trained monkeys that dance for MY amusement. He should've majored in STEM or learned a trade.

>>84233105

You missed out his best thing

>Wrote and was apart of golden era Simpsons

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>>84233291
T E E T H

>>84240917
>What does William Shatner contribute to the world?

Generates more profit and happiness than you could given a thousand lifetimes to try?

>>84240958
>'profit'
>'happiness'
what fucking slave morality

>>84240934
I can´t even tell if this photoshopped or not anymore.

>>84240972
You sound like a 14 year old. I'm sure you consider yourself an intellectual, however.

>>84241014
Failure

>>84233980
this is an objective opinion though
if you had seen conan obrien cant stop
youd see how hard he busts his ass creatively, your comments are pure ignorance

>>84233105
>Harvard Grad
holy fuck are you serious? jesus, that is very very impressive

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Conan alpha? Hah. The only alpha on that show is Jordan Schlansky.

no matter what any of you guys with shit to say about conan, he's probably sleeps at night better than most of you cause he worked hard his whole life to get there. Seeing a journey of self improvement isnt something to criticize just to be cynical, the man deserves credit where its due but sometimes its not for everyone, but to say he's a hack, no thats Jay Leno.

>Harvard Grad
>alpha
kek

He jumped the shark on the last years. Rip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j39oTM2DLGs

>>84237200
he's been phoning it in for close to a decade now. dude just needs to retire cos his show is fucking awful

>>84237504
smart

>>84240917
>Generates, entertainment
>Somewhat synonymous, to happiness
>Arguably the reason, to live

Gee anon I know you're guilty of my success but there's no reason to be petty

>>84240677
wanna stop trying to impress people on an anonymous image board?

>>84240602
I used to write gradschool lvl papers for pay when was 17.

Higher education in the U.S. is a fucking joke m8

>>84241215
Read this in Shatner's voice and laughed.

conan is several levels below jimmy fallon

>>84241527
even colbert's boyfriend is better than jimmy fallon

>>84233105

Hes a alpha male.

THE Alpha male is someone like Gosling, or Reynolds, or even Ben Affleck.

It kills me that he has 100x the genuine wit of those fucking retards kimmel and fallon

>tfw 2 intelligent for the american public

>>84242127
fallon's too busy fake-laughing to make good jokes. Kimmel's just sad

Anything better than a norm macdanald/Conan show?

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>>84233105
You missed BTFO weebs

>>84241252
>when was 17

doubt.jpg

>>84240572

t. Blue-collar uneducated tradie faggot

>>84233105

By completely blowing away everyone in the Simpsons writing room despite only being there a couple of seasons, he's definitely alpha

this thread made me feel bad for not being alpha :(

>>84242482
And he was right all along

>>84233105
Why doesn't he get a hair transplant

>>84240572
How the fuck does anyone end up with that much student debt? Is that common in America?

t. Degree in Quantity Surveying and it cost me £15,000, of which £7000 or so is left after 3 years on the job

>>84233105
>was writer for simpsons during it's undisputed best seasons

>>84233105
>being white
>alpha
>ever

Kek, no. Whites are nothing but betas. Which is why white women prefer non white men (except asian men, theyre worse)

>>84241192
>all those manlets
No wonder they ran away.

>>84233105
0% muscle

>>84241014
>>84241035
I think you boys are both cool guys, so stop hating and be nice, so you can be even cooler.

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>>84233105
DROPPED

>>84242127
Conan is old, in 00's he used to be the biggest. You're probably too young to remember but he already got his recognition as the greatest in the past. No one stays hyped for the same thing 20 years.

>>84237200
>He's not a hack. You're a fat nothing hiding behind an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means on s computer. And you know it.

>>84242482
Lmao

>>84240559
I ordered fries with my meal kid

>>84237420
Shut the fuck up.

>>84233394
>smart and/or wealthy people can't be alpha.
I'm sure this idea really comforts you.

>>84240934
lmao

>>84233105
>pasty awkwardly proportioned lanklet
>intense self-loathing and cynicism
>on antidepressants
>still bitter about the jay leno incident even though he has a nightly primetime show watched by millions
so alpha

Conan is a strong reddit / newfag filter. One of the most based living humans.

https://youtu.be/Ywy9JEBbyuI
A E S T H E T I C
A L P H A
K I N O
B E A V E R

>>84248733

https://youtu.be/ty4PhRWt1hU
M A L E

Really off topic, but did you see this?
https://youtu.be/N-esOQU_c4w

>>84233980
holy shit the accuracy

>>84233843

:(

>>84233105
Hes one of those good comedians where he is terrific at is craft but excellent at bringing up whoever he is interviewing. He is the AJ Styles of late night talk shows.

>>84233394
Keep in mind that he graduated when the Ivies were still respectable

>>84241159
IMPROVE WHAT????

HOW IS MAKING MONEKY IMPROVMENT??????


MEDITATING, WEIGHT LIFTING, CREATING MUSIC, NOW THAT'S IMPROVEMENT!!!

>>84233105

But he has weak legs though. He doesn't even lift.

https://youtu.be/6jn8Ji0g5Rs?t=1m3s

>>84233105
>listing only superficial traits

Are you a girl? or just gay? I dont think you know what an alpha male truly is.

>>84250081
you must be new, 90% of 4chan userbase is bi as fuck

>>84243166
Reminder Conan LITERALLY WROTE Marvel Vs The Monorail and Homer Goes to College

>>84250193
>Marvel Vs The Monorail

Haha fuck me why didn't I read it over first

why doesn't he drop the talk show shit and do a cross-country road trip series with martha stewart?

>looks worse than 90% of men he's interviewing
>shorter and weaker than thousands of men
>shit hairline reflecting poor hormonal condition
>isn't a king, a military general or in any sort of leading position
>alpha

Only in your delusions, pathetic worshiper.

>>84250514
>>isn't a king, a military general or in any sort of leading position
Does this mean Merkel is alpha?

>>84245858
>a redhead named O'Brien is Irish
What a surprise.

>>84250581

No, you have to possess many of those qualities.

Conan is the best host currently on air.

>>84250805
So Trudeau is alpha?

>>84233105

I love Conan, but despite all those things, he acts like a beta male, especially around women.

If you want to see a host act alpha, watch Craig Ferguson

>>84237262
>>84241134
is he /ourguy/?

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>>84250865

>feminist man
>alpha

>>84241134
>alpha
*autist

>>84233843
Cameltoe Annie is still alive in my heart.

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>>84250964
>looks better than 90% of men
>taller and stronger than thousands of men
>good hair
>head of a country
He's an alpha by your original definition, goalpost moving weeb

>>84233291
This faggot is trying to force a meme with his shark faced, boney waifu, ignore him

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>>84251030
such a fuckin attention whore :/

>>84251030
>looks better than 90% of men
not an alpha trait
>taller and stronger than thousands of men
without a doubt, an alpha trait
>good hair
not an alpha trait
>head of a country
an alph->Canada, lel

>>84251102
>>good hair
>not an alpha trait

>t. hairlet

>>84233394
He attended back when Harvard used academic standards for admittance.

>>84251102
hair is very important. you can't be balding and be alpha

>>84251126
He attended because his dad is a fucking professor there

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>>84251030
>lives off daddy's legacy
>literally fakes being smart
>bought and paid for by globalists
>probs can't count to 20 in one go
>mixes up his fucking socks
Oh yeah. Cuckdeau is a real man.

>>84251179
those socks are cute!

>>84251161
which means he sucked daddys dick to get in

>>84251202
based conan

>>84251122
>>84251131
Don't get me wrong, it's a trait that will get you tail everywhere, but it has to do more with the style than with hair itself. I mean, being a metalhead isn't really alpha and those guys let their hair grow up to their butts.

>>84251193
if theyr so cute how about go and fuck them???

>>84251271
because im a virgin

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>hates sweden
>loves finland

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>84251288
i'm sorry

>>84251131
Fully bald men are some of most alpha motherfuckers out there. If a true alpha starts balding they shave it all off and go full shine.

>>84248986
Iggy makes me hard

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>>84251301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijWZA-7uHLk

Good times desu.

>>84251179
You just described Trump

>>84233105
Conan brings nothing original to talk shows. In the 90s he was a blatant rip off of David Letterman. Then when Jay Leno got big he changed his interview style to copy Jay Leno and he still does. He just contantly interrupts his guests by blurting out cheap/stupid comments just like Leno. He is NEVER funny, every 'joke' he says sounds like something a 3rd grade boy would come up with. He takes every opportunity to be rude and insulting to his guests in a non-direct way by pointing out anything they might say that sounds awkward. His show was borderline funny when he copied Lettermans format (back when he came on after Johnny Carson) but now he is just an annoying cringy piece of shit

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>>84233105
yeah he is pretty based, but also a late bloomer for sure.

when he was younger he definitely wasn't socially dominant in any way, i'm happy for him though

>>84240917

star trek had a significant cultural influence

mostly to the left mind you

>>84233843
you forgot Pimpbot 5000

>>84251301
>>84251835
God bless those damn Finns. How can anyone dislike them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzyK-2SnRKQ

>>84242612
>t. Blue-collar uneducated tradie faggot
Not the same guy, but it actually takes 4 years to become a tradesman in most trades, 2 years schooling and 2 years apprenticeship.

And while its not high brow complicated shit, it really weeds out certain types of personalities. Lazy people, shy people, fat people, rude and obnoxious people, inpractical people. Mostly anyways.

And people dont appreciate the planning and coordination that needs to take place at work sites, if you think its some kind of ant hive filled with workers who just carries shit from A to B really needs to come visit. Its a god damn madhouse of improvisation to make shit work for every trade.

Trades are only easy until you get responsibilites. And here's where its the most fucked up. You dont get a pay bump for leading a crew.. lol, i'm coordinating 5 people, tracking their hours and what they do, and i dont get shit for it.. Thats why education is important, the Trades are great, but the 30s is the deadline for trying to get an upgrade, its all a dead end and a broken body ahead.. My left knee is already fucked..

>>84252124
>housewife who has never worked a day in her life talking about 'trades'
most trades having to do with construction are all given to illegals. I love all this work ethic bullshit about middleclass blue collar work that is pretty much all slave labor service jobs now. people in fly-over rust belt states are all left to die now, they thought Trump would save them, they are the new nigger class

>>84241134
>Act like a douchebag about coffee
>qt sets him straight and crushes him

>>84252407
>t. Americuck
I'm scandi, our slave labour is Polacks and most of them are protected by our unions thanks to a more socialist policy than your coorporatism which favours sociopaths running companies with penny pinching.

Our trades are dying, no recruitment from locals, immigrant labour is fucking 60% of the trades or even more. But thanks to the 100% white unions who live on the wages of workers, cheap labour is a target.. And as for the housing market, they dont benefit from reduced wages of workers. House prices continue to rise.

And i find it facinating how trades who used to be a respectable way of life until beuracracy, and other jewcopuations that involve typing shit into computers because such a high priced, highly sought after skill, that building a house is seen as pleb tier..

In America, the best skill a local tradesman can have is to speak fluent spanish.. Its soon becoming a reality here too, so i'm probably going to learn Polish just to stay ahead.

>>84252878
>And i find it facinating how trades who used to be a respectable way of life until beuracracy, and other jewcopuations
It's called progress, son. Go back to living in the woods if you abhor modern technology and the inevitable economic changes that come with it.

>>84253104
>computer shit is the future
Nope. We're going back. After sweden and germany collapses, things will regress and a global economy will be worthless. jobs that can be done as easily by a fat person as a skinny person will no longer be desirreable, it'll be worthless.

Sharia doesnt do jew banking, faggot. I'm okay with that.

>>84253782
>scandinavian wanting sharia
Unsurprising

>>84233105
>coco
>get redpilled about jews in harvard
>sell soul to jews to succeed in hollywood fiction
>feign being half jew
he seems like every other trapped celebrity that has no control over his own destiny.
t. goy

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>>84233105
Yeah ... But his writers come short on Twitter time to time ...

>>84233753

This is true.

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You're right. Conan is the ultimate alpha male.

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>>84233753
>Conan is far and away the most likable talk show host on air
Conan is the typical guy who thinks he is smart and funny and is neither.

>>84243028
Thi.

That's how he got his NBC show in the first place.

>>84259798
You're the typical guy who thinks that he's smart and funny, but really is neither.

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>>84233105
>Harvard
Any Ivy League grad is a cuck.

>>84240917
Good meme

>>84260609
t. State college failure

>>84237459
Why did his voice get deeper?

>>84237459
Comedy gold.

>>84233105
>Mather House
>Alpha

Get rekt faggot. #LEVLife.

>>84250158
We are not bi, we just like traps.

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>>84257717

>>84255187
>redpilled

Conan was funny back in the day, but he's a garden variety liberal faggot and good goy.

>>84236150
he wasn't wrong, im a huge weeb and that game was cheeks