>Wagecucking behind the concession stands >An 70-something

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>Wagecucking behind the concession stands
>An 70-something year old woman asks me if we had any extra mayo packets
>Gladly hand her some from the back
>She reaches into her purse and pulls out an entire carton of deviled eggs
>She thanks me and grabs a fistful of packets from the case
>I have to look around to see if I was on some sort of reality tv prank show
>No cameras, and everybody is looking at me like what this old lady is doing is completely sensible
>"So, did you make these yourself?" I finally ask, as she begins working on a 3rd layer of mayonnaise
>"Sure did", she replies
>Finally decide that I've entertained this enough and decide to speak up
>"Ma'am, I can't let you bring those deviled eggs into the theater"
>She looks absolutely shocked, as if I had told her that her grandson had been killed by an IED in Iraq
>"I'm sorry, but we sell our own deviled eggs. It'd be bad for business if we let you bring some from home." I explain
Why do you morons think it's okay to bring food from home to the kino? Do you also bring your own macaroni and cheese when you go to Applebee's?