Are these Ferris Bueler themed Dominos commercials the most cancerous

>>84218463
Yeah, they're pretty bad. I guess Dominos is trying to cash-in on 80s nostalgia.

>>84218463

t.Pizza Hut employee

>>84218463
Is that Chad from Stranger Things?

Also, I don't watch commercials because it's 2017 and I'm not a retard.

Yeah, it's awful. There's not actually a punchline to it, just 'hey, Stranger Things was 80s, this dude was in it, and uh, Ferris Beuller.'

That said, Dominoes is about to arrive w/ 2 pizzas. It's cheap and pretty good, cheaper than subpar overpriced neighborhood pizza.

Pizza Hut
Little Ceasar's
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Papa John's
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A lump of cold dog shit
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Domino's

>>84218463
They're conceived by marketing creatures, the lowest form of humanity. It's debatable whether they're human at all or just something that crawled out of the deepest brine pools of the ocean once television was invented.

>>84218529
That's him, yeah.

Domino's is shit btw, you might as well just buy a frozen pizza from the store and stick it in the oven, since that's exactly what they do.

So write an email to their corporate explaining how the principal in that movie is a convicted pedophile and then ask them why dominoes supports pedophilia

>>84218529
That's exactly who I thought he was too. Gotta check that shit up.

>>84218463
If I ever get to the point where I'm complaining about Domino's commercials on a meme and child porn distribution board, I'll know it's time to look up how to tie a noose.

>>84218611
a third generational Italian ma and pa pizza joint >>> all that other generic tasteless frozen cardboard garbage

fresh ingredients > crap that gets shipped in frozen into blocks and freeze dried and vacuum sealed

hand tossed/rolled dough > shit that is stretched by a machine

if you're complaining about "higher prices" while supporting some faceless franchise that is selling you shit, you are retarded and deserve all the bad things that happen to you

>>84218666
I mean, you're here anyway, so get the noose out

>>84219070
>a third generational Italian ma and pa pizza joint

>fresh ingredients

This is a common misperception. Those mom and pop joints cut more corners than the chains most often. Sure, each town may have one exemplary place, but most neighborhood 'mom and pop' joints overcharge for one. In this day and age it's a lot of cash to drop like 16-20 on a two topping pie, lets say $40 with two and delivery, vs a deal like 2 2-topping pies for $12 at Dominoes. Also the ingredients, yeah, they hand toss, but that's about it. Canned sauce, cheap cheese and veggies. I'm eating my Dominos order now, the mushrooms are fresh, so are the red peppers, whereas many mom and pop joints just throw on slimy, canned mushrooms, which are wet and tasteless.

Chain pizza isnt great food, but it's just an untenable argument that most mom and pop joints are much better.

>>84219070
>local places are better than national chains
No fucking shit genius. We're talking about a national pizza chain's terrible commercials though. If you want to post without thinking or reading, try a frog thread.

>>84219262
>one 2 topping pie is $20
>$40 for 2 + delivery

lol where the fuck do you live that you're paying that much? $40 bucks would get you 2 deluxe large pizzas (buffalo wing, supreme, chicken bacon ranch, philly steak) plus wings a large antipasta and a couple 2 liters.

In the worst case, some ma and pa shops have ingredients just as fresh as the big chains. Best case, they get their shit from local produce and distributors every morning

>>84218463

This is where OP goes autistic

>>84219472
South Philly. I have a couple go-to neighborhood joints that *are* good, better than chains, but again, much more expensive. I have a number of menus in my kitchen right now w/ pizzas starting at 10-12, then $2 for veggie toppings and $3 for meat and 'gourmet' toppings. Speciality pizzas are like $18-$24. So again, ordering two 2-topping pies, w/ a delivery fee, tip, does work out to about $40.

>In the worst case, some ma and pa shops have ingredients just as fresh as the big chains

No, as stated, that's my problem. Francoluigis the local, most lauded pizza joint in my hood uses canned mushrooms, like a lot of places. There's a huge difference between fresh, well cooked mushrooms, which dominoes does offer, vs soaking wet canned mushrooms that just taste like preservatives.
>Best case, they get their shit from local produce and distributors every morning
This is not a thing that happens. Every week, maybe. At least here in the US.

>>84219472
>$40 bucks would get you 2 deluxe large pizzas (buffalo wing, supreme, chicken bacon ranch, philly steak) plus wings a large antipasta and a couple 2 liters.

Literally where?

>>84218463
Should just go back to having a chicken do chicken things with edm in the background

>>84218641
t.pizza hut employee of the month

>>84219699
Should just go back to The Noid, that irascible scamp.

Now that OH YEAH songs stuck in my head

>>84218463
>commercials
>on TV

How old are you?

I'm 30 and I threw out the TV 10 years ago. How the fuck can you stand to watch anything that's broken up with commercials and popovers and all that crap. You probably PAY for the privilege of a ruined experience and inferior product.

Neck yourself my man.

>>84219070
Pizzafags are insufferable. Literally the only people that do this. Nobody jumps in when people are talking about McDonalds and Burger King to talk about how much better gourmet burgers are. Wops were a mistake

>>84218666
>>84219816
I live with my parents.

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I'll never understand ordering out when you can make it better at home

>>84220160
Recipe for pic? Looks delicious man

>>84219721
Kek

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Seafood pie >>> all others

>>84220194
OFFICIAL BAD COMMERCIALS POWER RANKINGS
>Bad tier
Liberty Mutual Insurance
>Terrible tier
"real people" Chevy commercials
>Chaos god tier
Kars 4 Kids

Reminder for the thread that Dominos in Europe are vastly different than the Dominos in America in terms of quality. Also Dominos vary in quality from location to location in general so please refrain from any power rankings as it triggers the autism.

Pan pizza 7.99 carry out deal is pure kino btw

>>84220342
>Reminder for the thread that Dominos in Europe are vastly different than the Dominos in America in terms of quality
How? Is it better in the US, or in Yurop?

>>84218611
>putting Little Caesar's above the Papa
get your taste buds checked mate

>>84218463
Is that the guy from Stranger Things?

>>84220319
Don't ever reply to my post with unrelated bullshit again you fucking faggot.

>>84220500
This, Little Caesar's is actually worse than Domino's

dominos is shit.

>>84218463
Someone really needs to pull the Jackass buzzcut trick on this kid.

>>84218463
He makes cute faces. He will be used in the future.

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Domino's has such a rich history of being JUSTed, it's one of my favorite things to follow their continual self-destruction.

>Awful cat piss garlic sauce on all thin crust
>Ketchup-tasting red sauce
>Everyone in the focus groups call them out on this
>They begin to self-flagellate
>Try all sorts of stupid new ideas like subs, wings
>They have a commercial where they reject a cookie pizza
>Next week Pizza Hut unveils its bold new cookie pizza
>Stress test a bunch of stores by sending in flash mobs with nothing but pennies DURING NORMAL HOURS
>Stop using machines and hire aging invalids to assemble their boxes, to show how much they care :)
>Try to be Elon Musk and make pizza-delivering robots.
>They keep getting stolen/beaten up by niggers
>They look more and more JUSTed with every commercial

I don't know. Maybe I'm the only one who's noticed this. Papa John and Pizza Hut make Dominoes asshurt every day. It's very fun to watch.

>>84221929
The online tracker is pretty cool though

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>>84218463

Christopher Walken/Timberlake Bai drink commercial could be the worst commercial ever. The suits who came up with the idea definitely thought it was the funniest thing ever when pitching it. But the execution is just...wow. I wince when I hear that commercial playing from the other room. I've never seen a commercial fall so flat before

>>84219070
I'm all for eating healthy but fresh Italian shit does not taste nearly as good as the shit made by good old American fast food pizza joints, let's be real here. Your taste is as shit as the Italians, whose very elitism and pretentiousness over their shitty food is a legendary meme that has lasted for hundreds of years.

They stopped showing Alan Ruck in the commercials now.
Guess they either:
1. Don't want to pay him residuals or
2. He thought it made him look like a loser to be pizza delivery man at 60

>>84222222

>>84218611
Little Caesar's is complete garbage that's only worth getting for the sake of convenience, but I would say most of that list is worse than frozen shit anyway

>>84221521
I only like the commercials because of him. He's super cute, I never noticed until the second time I watched Stranger Things.

>>84218529
Who? I don't even remember the names of those characters. What a shitty show.

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>>84222343

>>84218463
>commercials

Are you a time traveler? What is 1999 like? I was too drunk at constant Y2K parties to remember.

>>84220257
>food serves as a metaphor for nation's demographics
what did they mean by this

>>84218463
who here from New Jersey and enjoys the best pizza the world has to offer?

>>84221929
Their wings are the only good thing they have now. Their crust is dog shit and its just bland and greasy. Not to mention it's fucking expensive for pizza even with a coupon. I could just go to a real, local restaurant and spend a few extra dollars for a million times better food.

>>84218463
Well they did bring Cameron back for one of them

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>>84220160
Look at mr. Moneybags over here. These are the real homemade pizza

>>84218463
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why is papa johns so based bros?

>>84220160
> whitepeoplefood.png

>>84218574
>It's cheap

No it's not. Two large pizzas are like 40 dollars if you have them delivered, not including a tip.

>and pretty good

No it's not.

>cheaper than subpar overpriced neighborhood pizza.

I got a pizza from a local Wal-Mart deli that was 9 dollars and was almost twice the size of a large Dominoes pizza.

>>84218574
I always thought it was because he's from chicago, where the movie takes place

It's really annoying when his shitty band plays a show here and the whole place is packed with people snapchatting him.

>chain pizza

>watching broadcast television
>watching commercials

normie go home

>>84218463
Maisie williams is such a qt!

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>>84218463
Life moves pretty fast, OP. If you're paying attention to commercials, you might miss it.

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>>84218463
>I Really Have Nothing To Complain About: The Thread

>>84223700
Still more than your culture has ever produced in one picture.

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>>84218463
>Oooh, yeah, yeah, I 'member Ferris Bueller!

>>84220160

For fucks sake, at least use a flatbread. Pita bread is perfect for Pizza, you just toast it in the oven for a bit before putting on the marinarra sauce, cheese, and all your toppings.

>>84219472
I dont think you understand business in this day and age very well

Anyone else fucking hate it when someone calls a pizza, "a pie"?

ribs on a pizza?

nothing better than a 'roni 'za

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eggs on pizza
y/n
?

but it has a cameo from cameron

>>84223475
DAY BOW BOW

shit there is gas station pizza here that is better and cheaper than Dominos and Little Caesars and Papa Johns or Pizza Hutt. Multiple ma and pa joints competitively priced with actual heaps of toppings, not like this shit here >>84223546

>>84226048
uma delicia

brazilians actually have crazy shit on their pizza

>>84225042
But I'm white?

>>84218463
>Cut the cord two years ago
>Have no idea what the fuck you are talking about

Feels good man

>>84220257
Is this from some asian country? I know a guy who's wife eats pizza, spaghetti, seafood and fried chicken. She's asian.

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>>84218463
>not cutting cable
>not streaming what the fuck you want to watch
>still watching commercials

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>>84227438
Right there with you dude....

>>84218611
only poorfags like dominos
Little Ceasars is nigger tier

>>84226048
Quail eggs? Asian pizza? I dunnooooooooooooooooo

>>84227688
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>>84220500
little caesar's tastes pizza like hot garbage, but ill confess the crazy bread is absolutely delicious

>>84227438
The only reason i do is because of NCAA/NBA playoffs, even then i mute commercials

>>84220500
papa bless my friend

>>84227263
7/11 it could've been i was drunk as fuck but it was one of the better things i have tasted when it comes to pizza. It also helps to have a homie who works there as graveyard.

>>84218463
>>84218503
I'm usually a sucker for anything being a throwback to the 80s, but this is an awful set of commercials.

>>84221929
I like their newer commercials where they actually acknowledge their pizza is shit
>b-but we're going to fix it! hand tossed hand made! we swear!

There really aren't any decent fast pizza places anymore besides like Papa Johns but even they're hurting due to ESPN hurting.

Pizza Hut on the other hand just decided "we know you're willing to sacrifice a better pizza for a faster delivery!" that and just the random shit they try
>grilled cheese stuff pizza
>that weird dipping pizza that gives you marinara, bbq sauce, ranch, and buffalo
>the cheesy bites where its just the same stuffed crust but puffier
least that cookie thing they do is really good. Wish they'd bring back the P'zone, no idea why that was purged.

>pizza chains
lmao

>>84227745
Lil Caesar's is pizza kino, but the catch is that you have to eat it within the first ten minutes, before it starts to "self-digest".

>>84222390
>not remembering based steve

>>84229335
>you have to eat it within the first ten minutes, before it starts to "self-digest".

Same with my wife when she's actually in the mood

>>84218463
I tend to think that most car commercials secure the top spot of cancerousness on teletubievision

those dreadfully dull and dumbly dramatic descriptions, metaphors and other assorted cheeseball voice-overs in them are all so very awful

>>84229335
only the deep dish cheese crust is kino. $5 hot in ready is absolute trash

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>commercials
Do people actually watch cable/not use adblock? What's your excuse?

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didn't they only make two commercials?
they didn't do the museum scene. disappointed desu

>>84220160
Did you think of this yourself? I'm impressed

>>84218463
I can't remember the last time I even saw a commercial...

>>84224150
Not him but lol

I can get two large pizzas for $15, $19 + tax and delivery from my local dominoes. (I won't because they suck), but with tip it doesn't even come to $25. You neet?

I agree that it's not good, but it is cheaper than anything else aside from a $5 Red Baron frozen pizza, which I do actually like.

>>84218463
I don't know, i like them. Isnt bad for a commercial

>>84218463
Has anyone mentioned that the catalog thumbnail looks like a girl? I thought this was a porno shitpost at first.

>Hating lava cakes
Pleb.

>>84230772
>only the deep dish cheese crust is kino
Dunno about you but I like eating pizza, not bread

>>84231485
Dessert foods are degenerate

>>84218463
They've finally realised that everyone loves the movie and trying to be cringy as fuck about it

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>>84222390
>blaming the show for having a shit memory and attention span

>>84222931
Preach it brother