>Another weekend, another milestone for Patty Jenkins' superhero blockbuster Wonder Woman. Warner's latest release from their DC Comics line surpassed the $600 million mark worldwide Wednesday, and is now positioned to finish the weekend with around $650 million in its coffers.
OY VEY
/tv/ BTFO
>>84214954
But /tv/ likes wonder woman?
we did it, dcbros...... we.... we won.......
>>84214961
Took them long enough.
>>84214941
image in the roles were reversed and the male lead actor was motioning to spank the lead female actress while in a suggestive position
>>84214941
literally don't know a single person who saw this
honestly. it seems like a huge fucking scam to me.
>>84214987
Hot, but it's hotter this way.
>>84214991
>anon from /tv/
>knowing people
Doubt.
How? It's not a good movie and Gal fucking sucks in it just like she sucks at everything else she's done before.
>>84214941
Cool.
Wonder Woman is the best DC movie since Man of Steel. One of the best capemovies in many years.
>>84215057
>How?
You go out and buy a ticket.
>wonder woman sounds like hila klein
>>84215097
And this is only on the 4th week. 10 weeks to go, who knows what's gonna happen by then.
>>84215104
Already did.
The movie is terrible.
>>84215257
You asked how it's making mad money. People are going to see it.
>>84214941
Why is Chris Pine so likable?
>>84214941
Chris Pine's hair is fucking magical here bros
>>84215326
He just is.
>>84214941
it's currently at 571 mil, good job dchads.
My dick is positioned to reach 12 inches. Is currently at 6, but my prediction is truly impressive!! Bow down to my projected length and girth!
>>84215326
>>84215404
He is truly this generation's William Shatner
>>84214954
/tv/ is a DC board, fuck off marvelshit
>>84215404
There's no way these two didn't fuck right
>>84215462
Absolutely zero doubts friendo, it's just denial at this point.
>>84215526
do you think the husband gets to watch?
>>84214991
>never leaves basement
>doesnt know people
Makes sense to me.
Will DCCucks ever have one movie that makes 1 billion? Why are they celebrating failure?
>>84215649
Because muh grrrrrl power! BTW, your whole Looney Tunes VS Mickey Mouse spectator sport is gayer than AIDS was in the 80s.
>>84215680
But you're part of it. So you're gay, gayer than AIDS in the 80's
>>84214941
god his hair is fucking glorious
>>84215720
I'm part of your mom's semen diet, junior.
>>84215649
So literally all of the MCU movies except 3 Iron Man's are failures?
>>84215759
You are bad and you like bad things. Please die.
>>84215793
why
his hair looks good
you jelly baldy?
>>84214941
Is Chris Pine using steroids?
>>84215793
t. baldy
>>84215808
Nah, his hair is bad. You have no taste. Maybe because you never see real people in real life.
>>84215814
I have a full head of hair and a big dick, unlike micropenis Pine and his Bouffant faggotry
>>84215454
Oh no! Official declaration!
Congrats on your first mostly-not-stupid movie, DC boi. May they go on to never make anymore garbage like everything else they've done. I hope they become the kings of capeshit. Then I'll join you in your grabass fest.
But nah, who fucking cares about parent company. Like good movies, not companies.
>>84215856
Were you one of those who posted the pics of the empty theaters?
>>84215851
having hair like that looks awesome but is too much work in real life
looks nice in pictures though
>>84215856
This. Rooting for Warner Brothers or Disney is fucking stupid. MIRAMAX VS FOX SEARCHLIGHT, FAGGOTS!!! MIRAMAX4EVA!
Post yfw Gal becomes the DCEU's RDJ.
>>84215887
It doesn't even look good. He looks like a greaser from the 50s going to his first bugchaser orgy
>>84214941
A perfect storm
1. Good movie
2. Every summer movie is rotten and bombs making ww the only thing to watch
3. Dcucks starved for something good see it multiple times.
4. Sjw critics over praise the movie to draw in people who normally avoid capeshit
5. Riding the woman marketing strategy wave started by beauty and the beast.
MFW WW is about The Amazons (Israel) standing between world wars and sending Diana (its influence) to the west
>>84214954
/tv/ was always pro DC, it's the marlel shills the ones BTFO
>>84215916
s-she's actually cute lads
>>84214987
That's the point. Until either combination gets the same reaction then we haven't reached real equality.
>>84215057
By being objectively better than anyhting Marvel or DC have done in ten years
>>84216036
>objectively
Here we go again, millennials changing the meaning of words. It's "literally" all over again.
>>84215790
If ironman appears it's an ironman movie meme. Guess that makes ss a Batman movie.
WW's /tv/ timeline
>"no one even knows who Wonder Woman is, DC IS FINISHED!"
>rumors that a former WB employee says that WW is a mess
>"DCucks on suicide watch! JUST!"
>trailers come out
>"AHAHAHAHAH SO SHIT OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE ROTTEN TOMATOES IS GOING TO BURY THIS TURD! CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS IS GOING TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH WONDER WOMAN!"
>critics first reactions on twitter were overwhelmingly positive
>"fucking shills I swear, look at this review on IMDb saying it's shit without talking about the movie at all, damn this is going to be hilarious!!"
>embargo drops, WW has more praise than Logan and anything in the MCU since Avengers or so
>"fucking SJW shills this movie is SHIT audience scores are going to crush it lmao"
>audience scores currently sit at 92% on a 4.5/5 rating, higher than anything Marvel
>"h-heh well who cares it's still going to fucking BOMB look at this picture of an empty theater (I swear these retards were posting those pictures here lol)"
>WW crushes all predictions and opens at more than $100M, beating IM1, GotG, Doctor Strange, Logan, TWS and more
>"w-well until you see the DROP, 80% at least, DC is dead bury it consider this mercy etc etc"
>"T-The Mummy will crash this movie with no survivors! Can't Bruise The Cruise!"
>it critically panned and flopped
>WW has one of the smallest drop for a CBM ever and the 3rd weekend drop is even smaller
>on it's 3rd weekend it's making more than CW and AoU (Avengers movies)
>already outgrossed TWS and Doctor Strange entire domestic runs after two weeks and it's making more money overseas than dom so far while no release yet in Ger/Jap/foreign markets
>"Cars 3 will bury it!"
>doesn't even make a dent
>"Transformers 5 will finish it!"
>WW doesn't drop, actually rises 23%, T5 tracking for the lowest opening of its franchise ($63-65M)
>"WW bombed! it hasn't even passed 500M! DC is finished!"
>crosses $600M threshold on the same day anon posted this
>"how is this happ-"
>$650M on its 4th weekend
>>84214941
Will it overtake SS lads
>>84214941
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>84216137
>it keeps growing
>>84216147
Mathematically yes.
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/showdowns/chart/?view=daily&id=dcuni.htm
>>84216195
Great
>>84214941
Imagine a poster like this for Mad Men with Peggy being spanked by Don while Roger and Pete are laughing.
>>84216147
Probably. Dcucks angry at tbe marvelization of DCEU will blame it on China
>>84216213
>marvelization
What
>>84216036
>>84216078
>In ten years
Jesus these are the people that browse /tv/ Just remember. A completely average completely uncreative completely non-ingenuitive movie is AMAZING 10/10 smash hit.
Its just yet another acceptable capeshit movie that plebs and normies gobble up but with the bonus of SJW points.
>>84215856
>Superman (78)
>Batman (89)
>Batman Returns
>The Nolan Trilogy
>Watchmen
>Man of Steel
>BvS
Looks like plenty of other good movies to me, including classics of the superhero genre
>>84216213
>marvelization
WW wasn't a quipfest.
>>84216036
>better than anyhting Marvel or DC have done
That's not saying much.
>>84216213
Have you actually seen WW
>Civil War, day 19 (since release): $2,889,710
>Day 20: $2,272,708
>Wonder Woman, day 19 (since release): $5,444,169
>day 20: $3,848,683
G-guys?
>>84216229
Dark and gritty gone. Humour. Optimistic tone. Fun.
>>84216301
Ww is not doing so great worldwide so it probably stalls around 800m. Unlike cw
>>84215649
Yeah we have The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises
>>84216308
There are no more quips in WW than in MoS/BvS and the tone IS pretty gritty tho
>>84214960
liberal /co/ shitskin /tv/ cancer does
authentic /tv/ doesn't
>>84216308
Dunno man WW shows no signs of "Marvelisation". Who knows about Justice League
>>84216397
It's doing great overseas though, it's just that it's a truewonderdomestic wise
>>84216036
Well ... better than a little more than half of what Marvel has done and everything DC has done.
>A good step in the right direction for the limping DC
>>84216238
>>Superman (78)
>>The Nolan Trilogy except TDKR
>>Watchmen
fixed that for you. now you can be less embarrassed in front of your family on holidays
>>84216301
>/ourgal/ is going faster than avengers movie
fucking BASED
>>84216030
So...
We should cry sexism and make weird art installations to protest the publicity stunts?
>>84216137
contrarian cucks BTFO
I can't wait for all the sexy Wonder Woman costumes this halloween. My fetish coming to life.
>>84216632
>DCEU
>limping
>when its first 4 films blew the MCU's first 4 films out of the water at the box office and the DCEU already has more oscars than the entire MCU
>>84216301
Why are you looking at individual days? And especially weekdays, when the bulk of ticket sales are on the weekend?
Opening weekend:
CW: $136.7 million
WW: $73.5 million
2nd weekend:
CW: $51.6 million
WW: $39.7 million
Civil war, day 20 (cumulative): $355.4 million
Wonder Woman, day 20 (cumulative): $289.2 million
>>84217117
There's no question that they are making money. Fast n Furious and Transformers make lots of money too. Those movies are for shit ... just like pre-WW DC (with partial exceptions like based Ledger in bad TDK)
>super hero movie makes stupid amount of money
BREAKING NEWS.
I guess if Ms. Sloane was a superhero it wouldn't have been a flop. The fact WW has a female lead is why it made money, nothing else!
>>84217294
s-s-shut up y-y-you fucking SHILL
>>84217294
Because everyone dropped that piece of shit once they saw it once while people are rewatching WW. It's catching up with a fucking Avengers movie, $400M it's not that much of a long shot right now
>>84216838
yes, my son
>>84214960
Are you crazy? WW is cancer for /tv/.
no im supposed to hate jews why is she so cute no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>84215057
>Marlel Poojeet absolutely seething
>>84217523
Is that you BULLY !NBPV.eUrhg? How is the war with Pakistan going?? Is india still going to be a superpower by 2020???
>>84217541
>honestly i didn't even realize she was supposed to be spanking. it looks like she's just waving hello while he's posting like a retard.
Asperger's: The subtlest little autism
Is it gay that I have a man crush on Chris Pine?
>>84217777
relax, it isn't
>>84215326
>>84215404
>>84215357
>>84215526
he's a huge flirt with all his costars, including quinto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTufJl960k8
>>84216137
N-NO COMPETITION!
>>84216308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQxU53f_N64
>>84218011
Well...can't say i blame him
>>84218011
>Sofia Boutella as cheetah
Wonder Woman is a very Jewish movie
Jews invented feminism
Hmm
>>84218092
not at all. theyre all hot.
>>84218011
>talking about another woman in front of a woman who's blatantly crushing on you
Chris Pine is a fucking savage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gByVrYZlpoQ
>>84218011
>Chad can molest whoever he wants
>haha oh chad :3
>make eye contact with same girl
>eww stalker:(
>>84218227
ah don't take it so hard. all celebs, especially in hollywood, are sluts. male or female.
>>84214941
did they ALL get the Pine?
That movie was so fucking shit. Most people are plebs with no taste. It's scientifically proven.
>>84218011
Sofia Boutella > Gal Gadot
There, I said it.
>>84218164
Quinto here is literally the gay friend who feels sorry for his female friend who just got devasted emotionally by her crush.
>>84218498
oh without a fucking doubt
>>84218227
If you are ugly people will ignore you and if you put in extra effort to make contact they will get mad at you. True of both genders. A lot of below average women complain how they feel invisible or men are just rude to them.
>>84218498
>>84218545
Shush.
>>84218607
Gal would pet your head, anon.
>>84215454
Deadpool is awesome
>>84214941
Calling the week-ends results seems a bit premature, especially with Transformers opening.
But glad it's doing well enough; if Suicide Squad did what it did, this deserves every penny
>>84216137
Everyday it gets greener and longer
At this rate, a DCEU film is guaranteed a 600+m WW take-in. Maybe WB weren't far off making BvS the starting point and then reaping in the profits with the following films demanding less investment.
Does Chris Pine have an "innocent woman" fetish? He said it way too many times in these interviews about /ourgal/.
>>84219542
Maybe he got bored with sluts.
>>84219669
>finger me in the doorway, lick my tight asshole and choke me so hard i can't breathe...
>you grab my face, I look at me with the fucking look in your eyes and tell me to take it like a BIG GIRL
What did she mean by this?
>>84215404
Smooth motherfucker
>I actually find Gal "STICC" Gadot cute now
What the fuck happened bros???
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j-tHtIjU_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i3w45LO-N8
>>84220458
You realized that hating on her was a meme and she's actually adorable.
>>84220675
shes always been sort of cute in the face and smile
its just her stick body which thankfully we didnt see that much in ww
but you cant escape her lack of acting skill
>>84214941
its out of my theater already
>>84220731
She's not a sticc now though.
>>84219669
This is pretty fucking cringe...
>>84220994
It's pure Powerpoint kino.
>>84217456
Wanna get naked and run around pretending we are horses to protest against sexism in movies?
Premiere tonight in Spain, fucking finally I may add.
>>84220731
>>84220458
>Always puts her hair in a bun or ponytail, showing her egg shape head and making the wrinkless in her forehead really show.
>She used to be a stick when she appeared in Fast Five 6 years ago.
>Since then she has had a kid which allowed her to fill in better and not have such a sticc figure, she also did training for Wonder Woman which did help even if it wasn't the improvement all of us hoped.
>All we've seen of her are interviews where she has that god awful hair do and/or during workouts which weren't flattering at all.
>She is leaving that bun, ponytail style behind and opting to leave her hair loose which allows her face to look more appealing.
>We've seen her progress as an actress, being more comfortable in interviews as well as becoming better at acting even if the improvement isn't much its definitely decent.
She has come a long way since Fast Five. She used to look really bad but she manages to look decent these days. I used to hate her but she's grown on me honestly. It definitely helped that she had amazing chemistry with Chris Pine and they played off each other well.
>>84214941
so they will follow this shitty ass marvel-like formula (at least it looks better and not like 90s television) instead of doing interesting stuff like MoS or the first two hours of BvS
>>84221484
>this shitty ass marvel-like formula
You keep saying this but you don't know what it means.
>>84220734
Are you the guy who posted pics of the empty theater as well?
>>84221445
I have the urge to impregnate her.
>>84221484
>interesting stuff like MoS
>>84221484
Can you elaborate on what the Marvel formula is?
>>84218712
shes fine straight on.
post a profile shot next.
>>84221849
>>84221548
No, I can't do anything if it's not playing.
You guys know this shit is for kids right???
>>84221923
nice try
>>84222306
How do I convert to Judaism
>Marvel tries to one out done Wonder Woman with Captain Marvel
>it flops disastrously because people hate Carols
>>84214954
We only hate hack Snyder. Now that he's gone, the dark cloud over DC has lifted.
I blame women.
FUCK WOMEN.
>>84222426
Captain Marvel will have RDJ and it'll make a billion easy.
>>84214941
>isn't the top grossing movie of 2017 yet
Patriarchy wins again
Just saw it today. Pretty bad. Chris was on point tho.
>>84216137
Logan wipes the floor with Wonder Woman.
>>84216796
t. pleb
>>84222875
Not critically or commercially.
>>84222306
I don't get it, she's cute.I like her ear piercing too.
>>84216796
>Removes 89 Batman
>Doesn't remove Watchmen
Anyone else starting to get annoyed with these ridiculous "milestones" they are inventing to make films sound commercially successful? I heard Wonder Woman is breaking records for the most money made when Jupiter occludes Cassopeia with the new moon in ascension
>>84222987
It's objectively the better movie.
>>84223027
The only objective facts is that critics liked WW more, and more people are watching that film.
>>84223017
It's funny how so many people here are getting annoyed with this now that's happening with WW, when this has been going on for years.
>>84223006
she is cute.
has a bad profile though, and should never wear her hair in a pony. neanderthal skull.
>>84223071
>critics liked WW more
Really? I believe Logan got a much better critical reception.
>>84223126
>It's funny how so many people here are getting annoyed with this now that's happening with WW
Yes, it's all a conspiracy from the patriarchy to bring down a proud womyn led, womyn positive movie.
>>84223071
Critics liking it or audiences watching it don't change the fact that Logan is the one with more cinematic quality.
>>84223182
Nope, it's just that /tv/ is full of butthurt virgins that need to work out their frustration for not getting laid.
>>84223199
But that is not a fact, it's just an opinion.
>>84223126
/tv/ was shitting on this movie before it was even a thing, this reaction is only natural.
>>84223267
Lol
>>84223289
which is really stupid. should be glad that hollywood is using an established female character, as opposed to altering an established male character into a female one.
cant win with /tv/
>>84219542
What mentally stable man doesnt have an "innocent woman" fetish when almost every female is a fucking whore these days?
>>84220994
Most sex texts are cringe when taken out of context.
>>84223199
Opinions.
>>84223674
See: >>84223309
>>84216137
/tv/ is ALWAYS wrong, look at how bvs and mos is viewed here
>>84214954
u mean /pol/cucks btfo
>>84215404
You
Just
KNOW
>>84223943
That's about 75% of /tv/ nowadays anyway.
>>84214941
>>84214961
WOMEN WIN MARVELcucks!!
>>84214961
FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I BECAME WÜNDHER WÓMAN®
>>84223943
>>84223974
/tv/ dislikes Gal more than /pol/.
>>84215451
Praise the Lord
>>84215558
his husband? probably.
>>84218227
Story of my life, tell me about it.
>>84223289
Am I the only one who gets uncomfortable shivers when I see Hebrew text written out? Or any Semitic language for that matter.
>>84218607
I was never rude to the uggos, they like to bully me first, for some reason.
>>84224270
The text is literally the last thing I was looking at.
>>84220030
>super attractive chad acting "smooth mofo"
TE-HEE-HEE, LET ME CARRY YOUR BABIES :3
>average /tv/ acting remotely flirty or playful
>GO AWAY WEIRDO I'M CALLING THE COPS
>>84224187
Because /pol/ is literally "Lets suck off kikes but act like we hate them because we are literally kikes ourselves and pretty much tumblr2: The board". I mean fuck, look at the ebin president they love so much. He might be the biggest kike shill of them all.
>>84216481
#NoTrueAutist
>>84224413
desu such a reaction would be one's own fault for not taking care of their appearace
>>84224413
I'd wager it's because of the "average" anon.
>>84215462
>fucking a jewess
retard
>>84224920
>not fucking a jewess
faggot
>>84224920
>not fucking a jewess
Literally homosexual.
>>84216481
>authentic /tv/
Is this worth going to? Going to see a movie with my mother tonight and there doesn't seem to be many choices.
Looking forward to eating popcorn. But kind of nervous. Haven't been to the cinema (or left the house much at all) in 8 years because of mental illness.
>>84225644
It's a comfy movie to watch with your mom. I mentioned I brought mine (even though I've already watched it on premiere day) because she's literally going to be alone soon since I'm gonna move overseas for work. She really liked it at least.
I love Galespecially when she speaks Hebrew
>>84214987
The point is that it's a role reversal thing being played for laughs. A woman doing something like this isn't taken as seriously because she's incapable of escalating the situation on her own.
>another JIDF shill thread
>DC makes $
>fpbp: tv BTFO
>crybois: but tv loves DC and Wonderwoman
lmfao can't make this shit up i swear
>>84226329
I would watch Chris Pine spanking Gal Gadot.
>>84222575
>Anon, I..
>>84226782
Literally no other explanation for hiring Whedon than him making $1billion Avengers movies.
Not only will Wonder Woman's 3rd and 4th weekends be above any other DCEU movie's 3rd weekends, but so will its 5th weekend.
How.
>>84219032
it sure is
>>84227395
stop spamming the board
>>84225754
you seem like a nice guy
Stop them.
>>84227751
Stop anon.
>>84227776
Joke's on you because I didn't even make that webm but I do concede that the post about whiteknights is mine.