>enjoyed the first >hated the fucking second jesus Ocean's

No it's just as bad

much worse

>>84203215
I actually enjoyed the third one. They went back to the formula of the first movie and it works.

>>84204754
BACK TO FORMULA?

>>84203215
yes

>>84203215
I like the second movie more than the first. I like third as much as the first.

>>84203215

but the second one had catherine zeta jones.

mother of all faps

>>84204817
a guy has no money and no girl
he gathers a bunch of quirky helpers
they plan and train, guy develops his relationship with the younger guy
finally, the battle begins
at first everything goes right
then something goes wrong
they get by with their wit and ingenuity
guy gets wealth, a girl and lets the younger guy continue his work in his stead in case they'll ever want to make a sequel

>>84203215
these movies were such comfy kino

>>84203215
11 > 13 > 12
I hope 8 is good.

>>84203215
It's a blatant and terrible rip off of "The Sting" with that typical modern reliance on bumbling fools in the group to make the leaders look miles better by comparison. It's all filler compared to the classic.

Muh banter, muh bros before hoes, what kind of man is captivated by these weak modern tropes?

>>84206021
calm down, grampa

>>84206128

go back to your XXX: Sate of the Union

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>>84203215
She can inter-my-pol if you know what I mean.

Laser scene in 2=1 <<< 3 < shit <<< 2

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>>84206225

>>84206306
why alligators?

>>84206021
WTF?
It's nothing like The Sting.

Fourth one is going to be epic. Mark my words.

>>84206557
BUT IT HAS WOMAN IN IT
I HATE WOMAN
#TRUMP2020

>>84206206

hell yeah! a fellow zeta fag. the movie blew the big one but her presence in it increased the entertainment factor like twelve fold

>>84206514
Alligators would rather eat the bigger/better one

>>84206591
>a fellow zeta fag.
>>>/m/

>>84206622
And the equal sign is?

>>84203215
It is but barely.
First is still the only good movie in the series

>>84206669

I don't understand. I meant catherine zeta jones

>>84206721
Equal parallel lines

>>84203215
They're all the same thing and they're all comfy

>>84203215
I saw the second one on netflix last night actually. Its pretty bad.

>>84206925
1 and 3 are the same
2 is same-ish but also different

I hated the second one. That Catherine Zeta Jones interrogation was cringe worthy

>you can't break this guy
>*a girl enters!* Let me try!
>whispers something in his ear
>starts sobbing uncontrollably while she gets out all confident


the only good thing about it was this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOhDlvDC_jY

wasn't the second one a writers strike thing?

>>84207011
I need a video of this scene.

>>84207620
I can't find a video but here is the script from that part. In the scene she asks the detectives can she try.

They shrug. Isabel goes into the room with Evelyn. We STAY
WITH Onderdonk and Davenpeck, who watch her through the twoway
mirror.
THROUGH THE MIRROR: Isabel walks right up to Evelyn, smiles,
and whispers one word to him/her.
Evelyn’s face freezes. He/she looks at Isabel, scared. Then
he/she starts to weep. Uncontrollably.... Tears stream down
his/her face.
Isabel hands Evelyn a sheet of paper and he/she begins to
write.

>>84207727
What did she say?

>>84207763
>Trump.

>>84203215
All 3 are great imo.

>>84206021
its a rip off the original Oceans Eleven you queer

>>84206557
>all female remake
>muh stronk womyn
>muh funney queef joks

Yeah, no.

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Is Ocean's Eleven as good as Out of Sight? I watched it yesterday for the first time. Absolute small-time Crime kino.

>>84205946
It won't be but the real sequel is Lucky Logan and that's gonna be good.

>>84209188

Out of sight is absolutely terrible, while Ocean's 11 is medium to medium-good.

Which was the one where they use Julia Roberts character as a decoy cause she looks like Julia Roberts?

Also weren't these moviesites made as just a paid vacation for the stars ?

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>>84203215
>You now remember that Julia Roberts had to pretend to be Julia Roberts

>>84209331
>>84209322

The first one was legitimately entertaining.
>>84209331

The joke being, she couldn't convincingly portray herself.

>>84209160
>>muh funney queef joks
Why the fuck would the movie have this?

>>84209430

Why did the Ghostbusters remake have it?

>>84209461
Because it was made by retards, but Ocean's Eight is not.

>>84209475
>written and directed by the genius visionary who brought us "Free State of Jones" and "The Hunger Games"
>co-written by a literal who cunt with zero writing credits

yeah, this is going to be a huge pile of shit.

>>84209539
1. What do you have against Free State of Jones?
2. Way to gloss over Seabiscuit which is kino.

>>84207763
you're a big guy/girl

>>84206306

This is how i was taught these symbols in grade school, goddamn alligators

>>84209818
>big girl
In what sense?

>>84209869
While we're on the subject, did anyone else learn "touch point" counting in school? I think that's what it's called. It's the thing where you envision dots on each number as a way to do math quicker. I'm so used to it that over 20 years later I still use it to do math in my head or on paper.

>>84205946
This is correct.
>>84205811
Also correct. Honestly one of the most beautiful women in the history of movies. 12's only redeeming feature.

Oceans 12 has the most kino scene in all the films though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr834Cs9ncs&t=60s

>>84203215
It's the best Ocean's movie.

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Just.

Why.

>>84210254
Never understood these scenes.
Motion sensor alarm systems don't work like that.

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>>84211189
Here, this is how they work.

>>84211251
That's.... Painful to see.
Thanks, anon :(

>>84211083
The time of white men is over.

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>>84210254
What's the point? The laser hits him right in the beginning and doesn't raise the alarm.

The second one where they got the Julia Roberts character to pretend to be Julia Roberts, was one of the most retarded things I'd ever seen. Wonder why they didn't notice that the Brad Pitt Character looks like Brad Pitt, or that George Clooney looks like a faggot?

>>84211083
>Sandra Bullock
>credible as a genius

Pick neither. Gas this turd of a flick before it's born smdh

>>84211251

What did I just watch and how do I unwatch it?

>>84203215

Eleven - 8/10
Twelve - 5/10
Thirteen - 6/10

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>>84204817
BACK TO ISRAEL?

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>>84210014
never heard of that
my school used these counting cubes which were supposed to help visualize how big a number is

what's with that cockney nigger?

>>84211643
>cockney nigger

Tautology.
>t.manc

>>84210254
I thought the team dimissed sneaking through as an option because the lasers were too random. What was the french guys secret to getting through? Was he just a good dancer?

>>84211777

He went to the Hudson Hawk school of Break & Entering