>The Mist gets a TV adaptation >seven minutes into the

Any panties though?

Damnit, why didn't you make this thread before I wasted the bandwidth?

>spiketv

DROPPED

I watched that new stand up comedy drama on showtime. The first episode had long holocaust speech.

good movie teebee h

>>84202741
holy shit so is the mist REALLY a wrath of god punishing degeneracy so the religious "villain" woman is totally right this time?

You should watch Downward Dog terrible propaganda every episode

>>84202741
Well if it's anything like the movie there's a good chance they'll die.

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>>84204085
> mfw I was watching the first episode an hour ago and actually considered screenshotting that

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>>84202741
>DROPPED
the femboi is gonna get fucked over by the religious nuuts if they dont do anything like that and just kill off the people they deemed as the enemy like the bigoted father and the religious school teacher then fuck it

>>84204085
Explains everything

why the fuck would a solider walk into a police station and try to go for the guns when noone else saw what he saw

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dont forget the
WHITE MALE JOCK RAPING POOR WHITE GIRL

Stream?

I cant watch spike from germany

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>>84202741
>flamboyant gay character
>super homophobic character
>they're related

I didn't make it 1 minute past seeing this faggot.

Welp, that would've been a nice show. Thanks Weinseins

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>>84205061
put on adblock

>>84202741
are there monsters and shit at least?

>>84202741
Who the fuck thought a television series of the Mist would be good? What the fuck are these kikes smoking.

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>>84205290
this isnt about the monsters its about how the humans react

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itXQFNRk_wM

>>84203371
>Not thinking the religious woman isn't right in the movie
Bro...

>bitch kissing a man before marriage, gets disfigured by god's wrath just after
>protagonist who's against her ends up like he ends up, kills his own son just before salvation, literally DAMNED
>mother who goes alone in the mist for the love of her children gets saved
>biker who goes out in the mist BUT WITH A LINE (meaning he doesn't really has faith), KILLED

>>84205342
oh and of course I forgot :

>literally not killed by gods wrath, while having it buzzing right in front of her face

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>>84204085

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>>84205061
adblock

It's not quite as bad as OP made it seem. It's more really stereotypical characters than it is preaching. But damn, they really do lay it on thick from the get go.

Teacher goes from cocky smartass to frigid bitch who won't let her daughter go to a party. Queer kid spits rhetoric about white male aggression and how he falls in love with "personalities," when he's easily the most annoying little shit. The small top cops are overly aggressive and slam suspects up against the bars after 30 seconds of frustration. The solider who came from the mist that no one will listen to acts super batshit crazy and explains nothing, so no right minded person would listen to him. It's cliche city.

The acting and writing are pretty rigid, a lot of simply reciting lines instead of putting any emotion into them (at one point they're going to escape where they find two people still in holding cells, and in the middle of would-be panicking they have a perfectly calm discord.) It's basically Syfy tier in terms of that stuff.

That being said, they set up the plot points you need to know and everybody's trapped by the end of the episode, so they did an ok job of mixing up who's with who and the potential drama that's about to unfold.

But if they're doing the monsters the way it looks like they're doing them, I'm really gonna be pissed off.

>>84205935
OP made a thread after 7 mins what u expect

>>84203283
you seem like you wanna fit in

>>>/pol/

and dont come back

>>84205947
To be fair, TV is chock full of that shit these days and you could create interesting characters without it.

>>84205976
they could of spend half the season before going through the characters but the just did that to let us know their personality types tp get the ball rolling fro the next episode

>>84204120
seek help

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'You know your father can't hear you when you are wearing make up.'

>>84205342
>>84205370
>monsters are attacking!
>lets send out some food for them, that will help!
She was a retard. The fact other people's plans tended to fuck up doesn't change that.

pollution is wrong

>>84205342
>imblying
The monsters came from the Todash Space, God didn't have anything to do with them.

>>84203109
Yes.
on ths gay cross dresser

>>84203283
from the old Jewish lady who ran the 80s comedy club. seemed to fit.

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>A Spike TV Production

>>84207449
really is that it?

>>84204085
>>84202741

Damnit. Jews!

>>84205290
No. The Mist in this one is actually a natural event that occurs every few hundred years, and it causes people to fight their inner demons or something I dunno it's trash.

>>84204669
It's going to turn out that the goth guy did it.

>>84203314
Yes.

>>84206423
He's actually pansexual.

>>84205388
>>84205287

Thanks guys

>>84207694
>pansexual
Pan Sexual?
Is he polish?

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This show is so cliche it becomes funny. I'm a bit disappointed there's no Le good muslim character who is wise and have a generous heart to teach evil white people about peace and tolerance haha

>>84203371

No, its a military experiment gone wrong. They wanted to look into another dimension but opened a gateway to todash space (the void between dimensions). Its filled with predatory monsters.

>>84208008
>todash space
Xen?

Wait a second... this is real?

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>>84202741
I could ignore all that SJW shit but...the mothers and daughters face are really pissing me off lads.
The daughter was raped by the quarterback chad because she is just so attractive right? because I am not seeing it,
I really wanted to enjoy this too,god damn it.
What do you even call this face type?

so lets surmise shall we?

1. stephen king wrote it and he is really SJW
2. they cast literal a literal goblin because she is from a (((talented family)))
3. the mist changes you into zombies now
4. they already killed the annoying religeous lady that made the movie so great
5. sci-fi horror is dead

Regarding the rape, I'm betting Adrian, who supposedly saw Jay do it, was the real rapist. He acts very flamboyant, but said he falls in love with personalities, and Alex is his best friend. He did it because he's in love with her and then pinned it on Jay, his competition and another dickhead jock in his eyes.

>This show will take a lot more freedom from Stephen King's short story than the previous adaptation from Frank Darabont, adding numerous characters and subplots, while removing some from the original material.

Great adaptation

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>>84208151
nah,it will be she fell asleep and the chad quarterback fucked the gay boy? this is just a total guess but remember they are really pushing this SJW angle and it was written by stephen kink.
>>84208180
stephen king wrote all 10 episodes of the show.
if we see a straight white male kiss a pretty woman I will paypal you all £1000

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>>84204669

Well it's fucking Spike, what did you expect.

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>>84207944

But there is

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm7619289/

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>>84208269
Like the woman from solaris/Ronin but with an even more fucked up chin and extreme bug eyes...stop putting these ugly cunts in my tv shows you god damn jews.

>>84208262

So SK rapes its own work for jewbucks and fuck drumpf propaganda? shocking.

>>84208287
have (((they))) ticked every single possible SJW talking point off the list with this show?
>>84208313
but I really liked the movie anon,this show really hurts me.

>>84208269
she has some good pics in her instagram (Gus Birney)

>>84208277
Remember when Spike was all about being the channel just for men?

>>84208141
>What do you even call this face type?
Heart-shaped.

>>84205258
>>84202741
I forgot about this show.

OP and that pic are more than enough to put me off it.

*erases it from watch list*

>>84208348
who the fuck calls their daughter Gus? thats the manliest name around...arghghgh everything about her pisses me off.
>>84208410
a human heart?

>>84208328

Shitty remakes are part and parcel of living in a major hollywood studio

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>>84202741

>>84202741
This was bad. And not in a funny kind of way, it was just plain old bad

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>>84208503
The chances of it being anything other than SJW propaganda is astronomical when you count them up and list them just in the 1st episode.
Really considering becoming a weeb and watching anime at this point.

2nd episode has Clay Davis,
welll shieeeeett I just know he is gonna get killed before he gets to say the line.

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So the cop who hates faggots is gonna have a faggot quarterback son as the "twist" but loses him before he can really say he loves him no matter what?
SJW writers are getting fucking lazy or what?

>>84208485
Widest at the temples, taping to the chin.

>>84208296
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

>>84202741
>>GLOBAL WARMING
>>pollution is WRONG
Are you telling me pollution is right?

>>84208551
don't worry (((they))) will infect your precious anime soon enough, once they get their claws in asia territory, then, there will truly be no more boys clubs like vidya, they already got cartoons, literature, vidya, tv, movies, they're coming for your anime, to at last ram the final sjw cock down our collective throats. fuck feminism, fuck jews for ruining everything enjoyable. fuck

I found something slightly redpilled,they do use a drone to scout for them in the mist corridor.
Anything else normal you noticed?
>>84208731
so I should start watching it now? how much time do I have left.

>>84208697
this issue of pollution isn't solution oriented, it's largely a virtue signaling scheme perpetuated on the masses to give them moral high ground by sounding like dumb hippies, because they want to be taxed like goy and actually believe taxes magically clean up the planet or that it is our job to be taxed for the mistakes of giants

>>84208629
14k$ for some colored strips. jesus and all that paid by the taxpayers...

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can the mist get you if you are underwater?

>>84209333
probably since the mist itself doesn't do shit, it's the stuff living in it

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>>84209387
so under water cave with acesss to fresh water and fish or get up really high?
whatabout just starting a fire or whatever to just evaporate the mist?
just keep out running it or go some where really cold where it freezes or is it super magic mist that defys all science and logic

>>84209470
what about if the mist has a cunt that can stretch to the bottom of the ocean in it?

>>84208008
What do they prey upon?

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to the post above mine why has 4chan x anonymise all posters failed me? I almost forgot how bad tripfags comments were and not giving a (you)

>Episode starts off with a dog acting peaceful towards a black man
I'm supposed to believe this garbage?

>>84209387
>>84209333
like the other creatures the mist is just something that came through it is just mist the mist itself came through before the other creatures from another dimension so the first thing u will see is the mist

>>84208779
>believe taxes magically clean up the planet
No, research and engineering will clean up the planet, but you need money for that.

>it is our job to be taxed for the mistakes of giants
So which options is there to make the giants pay but taxes?

>>84208731
Asians fucking hate Jews though. I don't see that happening anytime soon.

>>84208551
Anime has its blatant propaganda too, only as foreigners it is more difficult to detect. After you've seen enough anime, you'll start picking it up and it will start ruining your viewing.

>>84209596
4chan has a built in wordfilter now. You can hide all tripfag posts automatically without ever seeing them. click on "settings" in the top or bottom right corner of any page.

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>>84209794
escaping the mist is like swimming away from sharks we get that,but how can you escape the mist? I need rules for my horror like the countless it follows threads trying to explain how it works.
>>84209820
go neet mode and watch the world burn like the rest of us faggot.

>>84209901
Did it take you 18 minutes to figure that out?

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>>84209901
been using 4chanx so long I never checked it out,thanks anon and you made the tripfaggot angry so even better.

>>84209961
>u mad bro?
What year is this?

I have to thank liberals for turning me off of TV because aside from a few movies every other month all I do is read books now. If it weren't for baseball I wouldn't even own a TV.

worth the watch?

>>84210027
So far, yeah. I like the rape story.

>>84210027
I think at this point if you make it past episode 1 it gets better with not much SJW stuff but that 1st episode should be treated as a comedy.
something new to pass 2 hours as 3 eps are up.
The rape story really is pointless though if you really think a chad would rape something like >>84208141
pic related.

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>>84209906
just run but the world is round so eventually it will catch up they open a hole to another dimension so the mist will just keep spreading


its one world leaking itself into ours and the hole is getting bigger letting in more and more things u could try going under water but it might leak in sea creatures


SUICIDE is the only war to get away

>>84210140
I refuse to believe that's a .jpg. I can see it moving.

>>84210140
mist stays above ground right,just go TMNt mode and live in the sewers? plenty of underground bunkers too.

>>84210103
Do Americans just rape girls all the time? It sure seems like it's all I hear from America.

Plus, those boys are actual rats so it shouldn't be surprising that they take advantage of a shitfaced girl and rape her.

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I can tell that is the tripfag from earlier above my post,not getting any (you) from me faggot,someone tell me I was correct please.

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>>84210214
the mist dont kill u the creatures does go underground and let a mistspider get a hold of u

>>84209906
>go neet mode and watch the world burn
>this issue of pollution isn't solution oriented
Yeah, you're not the one virtue signaling to your 4chan pals that you are so much better than people trying to come up with solutions right now, hm?

>>84210268
god damn that chemist scene was rough on anyone who fears creepy crawlies,I ain't a fag but bedbugs/wasps/or basically any annoying cunt insect really needs to die.

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>>84210214
u could try but that will also be your coffin & the

>>84210317
always makes me laugh how he makes it to the very end of the film and gets spidered at the very end
poor fucking guy

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>>84210295
you have 2 options here really
1.live long enough to see any evidence that has not happened for the past 100 years
2. laugh at scientists scrabbling to find and evidence and changing the name

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just wait to die

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or be killed by humans

>>84210348
>live long enough to see any evidence that has not happened for the past 100 years
You mean ignore evidence because they don't fit your narrative that man can influence climate.

>laugh at scientists scrabbling to find and evidence and changing the name
They are not scrabbling, there are plenty of evidence. Change what name? Both "climate change" and "global warming" have both been used since the 70s to describe the change of climate in ths scientific litterature. Because newspaper started using one denomination more after sometime doesn't mean anything to the actual science.

>>84210413
>>84210434
Are these from Tumblr? Why are they so saturated? Not hating

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>>84210396
god fucking dammit,why is /pol/ always right?

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>>84210441
proofs? or you can piss off,you can get a billion dollar grant with proof or you can try and convince anons here.

>>84210458
>spiderbro

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>>84210498
What proof do you want? That it's warming? That man is the cause of it? It's all over the fucking internet, because you willfully ignore it because people you don't like think it's real doesn't mean it's not real.

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>>84210584
go tell the government because you could be earning a lot of money instead of wasting time here shitting up a rare sci-horror thread you useless cunt.

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>saw "MIST" in the title
>thought it was going to be that awesome mystery game I used to play with my dad when I was a little tike

>>84210626
Yeah, evil scientists are making millions of dollar on the back of honest people like you and it's all the government fault you're a loser. Brainlet.

>>84208500
Kek.

>>84202741
Why are fa/tv/irgins this easily triggered?

>>84204509
>DO NOT
Always found that weirdly funny. Also cool to seem Sam

>>84210697
fuck happened to that guy? he was in smallville as doomsday and then vanished.
>>84210682
have you seen the first episode yet? it really is like an SJW check list of their worst nightmares just before the mist attacks...wait a sec is stephen king suddenly redpilled enough to show the SJWs how retarded they really are?

>>84210875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uED22JERB8

He also played Starkiller in the Star Wars games.

>>84210875
>have you seen the first episode yet? it really is like an SJW check list of their worst nightmares just before the mist attacks...wait a sec is stephen king suddenly redpilled enough to show the SJWs how retarded they really are?
This is 18+ website.

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>>84211010
I mean the OP was being generous not counting more than he did,OP was going easy on it if anything.

>>84210875
he was on being human for 5 seasons. He streams Dnd like games on twitch occasionally. He's a pretty chill dude.

>>84211145
good for him,earned some money and does what he loves.
getting back to thread the quarterback is just too obvious so did the twink gay rape the chad team of football players and that was why they were so angry?

>>84202741
thanks for the warning.
sucks hearing that. then again I only really liked the short story and movie because of the cool monster design.
other dimension / alien biology and ecosystems have since them always interested me

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>>84211456
they drop the entire SJW stuff for episodes 2 and 3,really seems like a drastic change of theme.
not sure how the rest turns out but will watch with /tv/pol/ as they seem like fun threads.
also there is legit fuck all else to watch recently

>>84210629

Are you dyslexic? You're thinking of Myst.

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In a rape, who would win? Jay or Bryce?

>>84211714
rape battle is a thing now?

>he didn't rape fight with his pals every weekends

>>84211811
>he didn't watch race to the rape

>>84208629
holy fucking christ how does that cost so much and why would they spend money on it

I'm so glad I don't watch TV or read blogs so I didn't know to be hype for this or that it was coming.

>>84210629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JJVKa8MC6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsh_vyAfMuE

>>84202741
People still watch TV?

>>84202741
Stephen King is a hack who can only write three characters

>The Artist (writer or painter)
>Generic kid
>Angry religious person that acts completely unreasonable

>>84214449
You forgot the bully with the switchblade and wise old black person.

>>84208141
>What do you even call this face type?
"Why the looong face" face.

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>>84214449
Don't forget smooth talking evil entities.

>just see this to download on my fav site

not gonna read the thread yet

but jesus fuck WHY

the movie was fucking PERFECT

this is going to be a shit show isnt it FUCK me

downloading now, back in whatever time frame

>>84214449
lol this

>>84214449
You forgot the ex-spy

>>84215427
jesus christ man, why did they let hacks turn this into a tv series

This makes me think the Dark Tower is going to be an even bigger pile of shit

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Are they really doing this to the best Darabont movie?

can't be worse than outcast?

I love the movie and like from time to time a king mini series.
But this was so low budget and awfully acted it was unwatchable for me.

>>84202741
are there any black male/white woman relationships though? No? Then I don't care.

Holy shit, this first episode was really bad, and i am only like 10 minutes in.
It's as if it was taking place in the fucking internet, not the real world, those characters are caricatures.

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>>84217391
clay davis is in it but now you mention it apart from amnesia soldier I can't remember any more.

>>84210584
>>84210649
You're not going to convince him, man. People like this are like the flat-earthers. It's willful ignorance just for the sake of being ignorant. It's not about the data, it's who's using the data.